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(Oregon Live)   "Officers found Nicole Elizabeth Huey, 29, at the wheel with a hamster on her lap... Three officers chased the loose hamster before one could trap it with a container made from an evidence tube. Huey was arrested on an accusation of DUI"   (oregonlive.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Beaverton, hamsters, false accusations, police officers, DUII, lap  
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2014-04-05 11:38:57 PM  
So the hamster was in Beaverton literally and figuratively.
 
2014-04-05 11:52:36 PM  
Nice hamster.
 
2014-04-06 12:10:05 AM  
Where's the dash cam footage!
 
2014-04-06 12:51:59 AM  

beautifulbob: Where's the dash cam footage!


Replace the audio with yakkity sax
 
2014-04-06 12:53:06 AM  
Don't drive angry
 
2014-04-06 12:54:19 AM  
So was there a gooey kablooie or what?
 
2014-04-06 12:54:38 AM  
Habitrail
 
2014-04-06 12:55:49 AM  
Hamster, Huey, and the Gooey Kablooey
 
2014-04-06 12:56:03 AM  
Oh hey, I remember this story.
 
2014-04-06 12:57:38 AM  
Three officers?
 
2014-04-06 12:57:50 AM  
Driving under the influence of a hamster?
 
2014-04-06 12:58:45 AM  
The real news is that they didn't shoot the hamster for being a fleeing felon.
 
2014-04-06 12:59:20 AM  
I am not sure what an "evidence tube" is, but somehow I believe Richard Gere is involved.
 
2014-04-06 01:05:17 AM  
media.oregonlive.com

I approve.

And open your eyes, biatch.
 
2014-04-06 01:05:38 AM  
Guess it's a slow day in Oregon as well.
       I'm looking for someone...
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-06 01:11:42 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: [media.oregonlive.com image 480x600]

I approve.

And open your eyes, biatch.


She's drunk as hell
 
2014-04-06 01:13:24 AM  
I hope she remembers the tooth.
 
2014-04-06 01:16:51 AM  
Something something Boo something go for the eyes? :D
 
2014-04-06 01:18:25 AM  
i.imgur.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-04-06 01:19:07 AM  
I remember this story but I don't remember asking for an update
 
2014-04-06 01:24:49 AM  
www.tmcentertainment.co.uk
 
2014-04-06 01:28:32 AM  
Dum Dum...

"In the Criminal Justice System hamsters are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."
 
2014-04-06 01:30:28 AM  

Gleeman: [i.imgur.com image 640x354]
Wanted for questioning.


Those are gerbils.
 
2014-04-06 01:38:10 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-04-06 01:41:07 AM  

zerkalo: Habitrail


Up the ying yang.
 
2014-04-06 01:46:10 AM  
Let's see...

Groundhog Day reference...

Scroll, scroll...

Kia reference...

Scroll...

Richard Gere reference...

All we need is hamsterdance and we're done here.

/A drunk chick and a hamster walk into a bar...
 
2014-04-06 01:59:53 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: I approve.

And open your eyes, biatch.


Agreed. She's a brunette version of my wife, who used to be brunette.
 
2014-04-06 02:11:26 AM  
Huey paid the state program fee and other assessments totaling $500.  After Huey fulfilled the program's requirements, the judge signed the order dismissing the conviction on Dec. 10, 2013, according to court records.

Sweet deal for a DUI.
 
2014-04-06 02:18:31 AM  
As one of the officers proceeded to put the hamster-filled tube up his butt.............
Damn, that would be ultra Fark-worthy!
 
2014-04-06 02:30:00 AM  

4tehsnowflakes: Hamster, Huey, and the Gooey Kablooey


Looks like the cops interrupted that scenario.
 
2014-04-06 02:31:32 AM  
Story just reinforces the the old adage:

2.bp.blogspot.com

Hamsters and driving don't mix.

Stop the madness.
 
2014-04-06 02:32:33 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-06 02:42:27 AM  
What do you suppose her fark handle is?
 
2014-04-06 02:46:13 AM  

TwowheelinTim: What do you suppose her fark handle is?


Kittypie or Bathiamapes

/they are so gonna beat the crap outta me if i ever meet them
 
2014-04-06 02:49:44 AM  

DORMAMU: TwowheelinTim: What do you suppose her fark handle is?

Kittypie or Bathiamapes

/they are so gonna beat the crap outta me if i ever meet them


Dude, don't mess with them.
 
2014-04-06 02:52:39 AM  
Bet they slept good that night.
 
2014-04-06 03:05:15 AM  
Being unfamiliar with the term, I seriously guessed "Gooey Kablooie" was a filter friendly synonym for female ejaculation. A GIS was educational, but left me unsatisfied.
 
2014-04-06 03:06:32 AM  
damn hamtaro went down hill since his tv series got cancelled.
 
2014-04-06 03:30:39 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Being unfamiliar with the term, I seriously guessed "Gooey Kablooie" was a filter friendly synonym for female ejaculation. A GIS was educational, but left me unsatisfied.


Why female?
 
2014-04-06 03:37:35 AM  

Abacus9: DORMAMU: TwowheelinTim: What do you suppose her fark handle is?

Kittypie or Bathiamapes

/they are so gonna beat the crap outta me if i ever meet them

Dude, don't mess with them.


I know they got a lot of pull... but they got great sense of humor. Kitty especially
 
2014-04-06 03:38:03 AM  
media.pcgamer.com
 
2014-04-06 03:46:48 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Let's see...

Groundhog Day reference...

Scroll, scroll...

Kia reference...

Scroll...

Richard Gere reference...

All we need is hamsterdance and we're done here.

/A drunk chick and a hamster walk into a bar...


I'll personally hunt down and brutally murder anyone who revives hamsterdance.
 
2014-04-06 03:57:48 AM  

DORMAMU: Abacus9: DORMAMU: TwowheelinTim: What do you suppose her fark handle is?

Kittypie or Bathiamapes

/they are so gonna beat the crap outta me if i ever meet them

Dude, don't mess with them.

I know they got a lot of pull... but they got great sense of humor. Kitty especially


I don't think I've ever spoken to Kittypie, but Bathia is awesomesauce all the way.
 
2014-04-06 04:18:08 AM  

Abacus9: DORMAMU: Abacus9: DORMAMU: TwowheelinTim: What do you suppose her fark handle is?

Kittypie or Bathiamapes

/they are so gonna beat the crap outta me if i ever meet them

Dude, don't mess with them.

I know they got a lot of pull... but they got great sense of humor. Kitty especially

I don't think I've ever spoken to Kittypie, but Bathia is awesomesauce all the way.


From posts I must concur good sir... glass of brandy?
 
2014-04-06 04:27:35 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Let's see...

Groundhog Day reference...

Scroll, scroll...

Kia reference...

Scroll...

Richard Gere reference...

All we need is hamsterdance and we're done here.

/A drunk chick and a hamster walk into a bar...


The only other thing missing was an Elizabeth Hurley reference (along with an excuse to post pics).
 
2014-04-06 04:32:59 AM  

NDP2: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Let's see...

Groundhog Day reference...

Scroll, scroll...

Kia reference...

Scroll...

Richard Gere reference...

All we need is hamsterdance and we're done here.

/A drunk chick and a hamster walk into a bar...

The only other thing missing was an Elizabeth Hurley reference (along with an excuse to post pics).


Still missing the rodents of unusual size in the fire swamp
 
2014-04-06 04:56:52 AM  
ARMAGEDDON!!!!
 
2014-04-06 05:00:13 AM  
Go on...
 
2014-04-06 05:24:46 AM  
www.diabetesmine.com

Not impressed.
 
2014-04-06 05:27:39 AM  
Nice lap hamster!
 
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