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(TMZ)   Woman who blew off Jon Hamm on '90s dating show wouldn't trade her husband "for a thousand Jon Hamms." Don Draper wouldn't think much of your crappy tattoo either, lady   (tmz.com) divider line 53
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2014-04-05 04:00:37 PM
"Honey, when we make love why are you always staring off into space in tears?"
 
2014-04-05 04:02:04 PM
She chose poorly.
 
2014-04-05 04:15:31 PM
Damn. He looks like a date rapist in that video.

Moreso than usual, that is.
 
2014-04-05 04:22:24 PM
Hooks crossed!

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2014-04-05 04:24:24 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: She chose poorly.


Actually having watched the clip, with the information she was given you can't blame her. He reminded me of Gil Hicks from Mall Rats on a similar game show.

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2014-04-05 04:45:44 PM

Mugato: ecmoRandomNumbers: She chose poorly.

Actually having watched the clip, with the information she was given you can't blame her. He reminded me of Gil Hicks from Mall Rats on a similar game show.

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He used the word "fabulous" so much she probably thought he was gay.  Then I think he actually backed up his date description with the word "fabulosity" which, even if you're Jon Hamm, is not a selling point.  The host even called him "twinkly" later in the clip.

Plus, the smirking made him look kind of like a date rapist.  A really HANDSOME date rapist, but maybe she figured "why risk it?"
 
2014-04-05 05:56:33 PM
I still remember the 1990s and I don't remember anyone having a haircut like that, especially someone on TV trying to impress a girl.

/yes of course even then he definitely got more ass than a toilet seat
 
2014-04-05 06:07:41 PM

Lsherm: Mugato: ecmoRandomNumbers: She chose poorly.

Actually having watched the clip, with the information she was given you can't blame her. He reminded me of Gil Hicks from Mall Rats on a similar game show.

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He used the word "fabulous" so much she probably thought he was gay.  Then I think he actually backed up his date description with the word "fabulosity" which, even if you're Jon Hamm, is not a selling point.  The host even called him "twinkly" later in the clip.

Plus, the smirking made him look kind of like a date rapist.  A really HANDSOME date rapist, but maybe she figured "why risk it?"


He's gay. He's a date rapist. Talk about sending mixed signals,
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-05 06:30:56 PM
FTFA: What she was not aware of ... was Hamm's reputation in the man region. Of course ... we told her.

Women can't resist a big penis!  That's the joke!  Ha ha!
 
2014-04-05 06:31:01 PM
It's easy to write off a guy who couldn't stand you for longer than he got his penis in your butt.
 
2014-04-05 06:35:05 PM

fusillade762: He's gay. He's a date rapist. Talk about sending mixed signals,


She probably picked up on that, too.  A man who cannot make up his mind is unattractive.
 
2014-04-05 08:16:22 PM
could she blow him even off even once? I mean she doesn't look like she has a carly simon mouth.
 
2014-04-05 08:29:55 PM
Hmmm I wasn't aware of this large penis thing.  Damn, that guy got hit with the lucky stick in life.  I'm not really a fan, but he is pretty sexy and I loved him on 30 Rock.
 
2014-04-05 08:36:31 PM
If Hamm knocked on her door tomorrow he'd be balls deep in her in 15 minutes while her husband made him a sandwich. Vintage Hamm.
 
2014-04-05 08:49:27 PM

MagSeven: If Hamm knocked on her door tomorrow he'd be balls deep in her in 15 minutes while her husband made him a sandwich. Vintage Hamm.


So you're saying they'd make a Hamm sandwich?
 
2014-04-05 08:50:43 PM
I don't find Jon Hamm attractive. Not now and definitely not then.

Mugato: I still remember the 1990s and I don't remember anyone having a haircut like that, especially someone on TV trying to impress a girl.


I'm pretty sure some kids in my class in the early 90's had that cut. But they were about 10-12. It was the grown out mushroom cut.
 
2014-04-05 08:52:13 PM
I like the guy now, but he came off as a grade A douchebag in the clip.

I like a well-aged Hamm.
 
2014-04-05 08:56:00 PM
The host does the Antiques Road Show now.
 
2014-04-05 09:09:07 PM

fusillade762: He's gay. He's a date rapist. Talk about sending mixed signals,


Remember, rape is about power, not sexual attraction.  It's perfectly acceptable for a gay man to rape a woman.
 
2014-04-05 09:47:06 PM
No pictures of Jon and his Hamm? I'm surprised...
 
2014-04-05 09:56:10 PM
Fine, lady, then you don't get his 1000 inches.
"Goddamn, that shiat's the REAL loch ness monster!" -Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo
 
2014-04-05 11:11:14 PM
That guy was host of temptation Island... God, I miss that show.
 
2014-04-05 11:14:50 PM

Satanic_Hamster: fusillade762: He's gay. He's a date rapist. Talk about sending mixed signals,

Remember, rape is about power, not sexual attraction.  It's perfectly acceptable for a gay man to rape a woman.


Yes, What gay man wouldn't want to overpower a woman and do her

hair?
 
2014-04-05 11:44:02 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Remember, rape is about power, not sexual attraction.  It's perfectly acceptable for a gay man to rape a woman


Yeah but how would he get it up? Would he rape her with a dildo or something?

Why am I talking about this?
 
2014-04-05 11:54:58 PM
Who is this "Jon Hamm" and why should I give a flying f*ck?
 
2014-04-06 12:04:21 AM

Bedstead Polisher: I don't find Jon Hamm attractive. Not now and definitely not then.

Mugato: I still remember the 1990s and I don't remember anyone having a haircut like that, especially someone on TV trying to impress a girl.

I'm pretty sure some kids in my class in the early 90's had that cut. But they were about 10-12. It was the grown out mushroom cut.


Yeah, that's what I was going to say: it reminds me of the skater (mushroom) cut that some of the kids had in the 1990s.
 
2014-04-06 12:07:23 AM

bangmaid: That guy was host of temptation Island... God, I miss that show.


I used to work with a guy whose now ex wife was on that show.
 
2014-04-06 12:45:11 AM

TV's Vinnie: Who is this "Jon Hamm" and why should I give a flying f*ck?


+1 Fark Cred
 
2014-04-06 01:16:35 AM
Ok, so a woman is happily married.... and people now wish to tell her "no, no you aren't"?

People are assholes....
 
2014-04-06 01:52:11 AM
Watching that video was like looking into a mirror time machine for me. Yes, it's true. In the '90s I had the same crappy haircut and probably came off as a gay date rapist. And even though I am not gay and have never date raped anyone, I now see how I could have come off that way thanks to the power of time and horrible game shows.
 
2014-04-06 01:57:56 AM
The woman said she wouldn't trade her husband for Jon Hamm.

She never said she wouldn't fark him and have her husband take pictures.
 
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2014-04-06 02:09:36 AM

proteus_b: Ok, so a woman is happily married.... and people now wish to tell her "no, no you aren't"?


I got that feeling, too.  She said she was happily married.  Then they said they told her "But he has a huge dick! Are you sure you are happily married?"
 
2014-04-06 03:36:22 AM

TV's Vinnie: Who is this "Jon Hamm" and why should I give a flying f*ck?


We give even less a flying fark about you and your ignorance of pop culture.
 
2014-04-06 06:32:25 AM

proteus_b: Ok, so a woman is happily married.... and people now wish to tell her "no, no you aren't"?

People are assholes....


I get a lot of people like Jon Hamm, but he isn't my type. And huge schlongs are a nightmare. Maybe they are good if your vagina is huge and loose or something, which mine isn't. Not my idea of fun.

Anyway, it seems completely plausible to me to be happy to not be married to Jon Hamm.
 
2014-04-06 06:37:25 AM

Nidiot: And huge schlongs are a nightmare. Maybe they are good if your vagina is huge and loose or something, which mine isn't.


How YOU doin'?
 
2014-04-06 09:47:37 AM

TV's Vinnie: Who is this "Jon Hamm" and why should I give a flying f*ck?


You aren't alone. I was going to look up his name, but if I wait long enough he'll get replaced by some other celebrity I don't know.
 
2014-04-06 09:56:36 AM

browntimmy: TV's Vinnie: Who is this "Jon Hamm" and why should I give a flying f*ck?

We give even less a flying fark about you and your ignorance of pop culture.


Well, to be fair, not knowing the name of an actor on a cable tv show doesn't prove ignorance of pop culture. Does it? And no, this isn't a TV's Vinnie alt.
 
2014-04-06 11:04:42 AM

John Buck 41: browntimmy: TV's Vinnie: Who is this "Jon Hamm" and why should I give a flying f*ck?

We give even less a flying fark about you and your ignorance of pop culture.

Well, to be fair, not knowing the name of an actor on a cable tv show doesn't prove ignorance of pop culture. Does it? And no, this isn't a TV's Vinnie alt.


Agreed.  The first time I ever heard of Don Draper was a Fark headline about fedoras.  Had to Google Don Draper to find out who he was
 
2014-04-06 11:26:19 AM

browntimmy: TV's Vinnie: Who is this "Jon Hamm" and why should I give a flying f*ck?

We give even less a flying fark about you and your ignorance of pop culture.


Oh, I get it now. He's some media conglomerate's newest "shiny thing" for droolers like you to fixate on. That explains it.

Sorry that I'm not a slave to "pop culture" like you are to show how edgy and cool I am. Guess I'd better go yell at a cloud or something.
 
2014-04-06 11:37:22 AM
I don't watch Mad Men, so whenever I see the name Jon Hamm, I keep thinking it's John Hodgman, and getting confused as to peoples reactions, until I figure it out.  This is like the 3rd time.
 
2014-04-06 11:44:12 AM

Hal5423: Nidiot: And huge schlongs are a nightmare. Maybe they are good if your vagina is huge and loose or something, which mine isn't.

How YOU doin'?


I should say.  So she admits she has a tight vagina and wants a guy with a small dick.

Lady, you've come to the right place here on Fark!
 
2014-04-06 12:07:39 PM

TV's Vinnie: browntimmy: TV's Vinnie: Who is this "Jon Hamm" and why should I give a flying f*ck?

We give even less a flying fark about you and your ignorance of pop culture.

Oh, I get it now. He's some media conglomerate's newest "shiny thing" for droolers like you to fixate on. That explains it.

Sorry that I'm not a slave to "pop culture" like you are to show how edgy and cool I am. Guess I'd better go yell at a cloud or something.


+5 Fark Cred
 
2014-04-06 03:30:15 PM

Nidiot: I get a lot of people like Jon Hamm, but he isn't my type. And huge schlongs are a nightmare. Maybe they are good if your vagina is huge and loose or something, which mine isn't.


I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much.

/BIE?
 
2014-04-06 09:11:56 PM

TV's Vinnie: browntimmy: TV's Vinnie: Who is this "Jon Hamm" and why should I give a flying f*ck?

We give even less a flying fark about you and your ignorance of pop culture.

Oh, I get it now. He's some media conglomerate's newest "shiny thing" for droolers like you to fixate on. That explains it.

Sorry that I'm not a slave to "pop culture" like you are to show how edgy and cool I am. Guess I'd better go yell at a cloud or something.


Mad Men has been around for 7 years. Most people have heard of it, even those who don't watch it. He is the star of the show and has also been in a few popular movies. Now go away.
 
2014-04-06 10:11:26 PM

browntimmy: TV's Vinnie: browntimmy: TV's Vinnie: Who is this "Jon Hamm" and why should I give a flying f*ck?

We give even less a flying fark about you and your ignorance of pop culture.

Oh, I get it now. He's some media conglomerate's newest "shiny thing" for droolers like you to fixate on. That explains it.

Sorry that I'm not a slave to "pop culture" like you are to show how edgy and cool I am. Guess I'd better go yell at a cloud or something.

Mad Men has been around for 7 years. Most people have heard of it, even those who don't watch it. He is the star of the show and has also been in a few popular movies. Now go away.


Gee, the butthurt is strong with you. Don't you have a life outside of knowing worthless trivia like that?

And you still haven't addressed why I should give a flying f*ck who this fartknocker is.
 
rka
2014-04-06 10:37:07 PM

TV's Vinnie: And you still haven't addressed why I should give a flying f*ck who this fartknocker is.


Because coming on to Fark, in Entertainment tab with a thread where his name is specifically mentioned all the while claiming ignorance for yourself in multiple posts that took more time to compose than a simple Google search would have taken makes you look like a complete farkstick to everyone here.

Oh, was that your goal?

/with a worthless trivia login no less
 
2014-04-06 11:58:32 PM
Good for her.   At least she ended up with a good The One That Got Away story.

Her hubby must be laughing along with her (I hope).
 
2014-04-07 12:47:46 AM

rka: TV's Vinnie: And you still haven't addressed why I should give a flying f*ck who this fartknocker is.

Because coming on to Fark, in Entertainment tab with a thread where his name is specifically mentioned all the while claiming ignorance for yourself in multiple posts that took more time to compose than a simple Google search would have taken makes you look like a complete farkstick to everyone here.

Oh, was that your goal?

/with a worthless trivia login no less


Maybe that was the joke.
 
2014-04-07 01:20:48 AM

rka: TV's Vinnie: And you still haven't addressed why I should give a flying f*ck who this fartknocker is.

Because coming on to Fark, in Entertainment tab with a thread where his name is specifically mentioned all the while claiming ignorance for yourself in multiple posts that took more time to compose than a simple Google search would have taken makes you look like a complete farkstick to everyone here.

Oh, was that your goal?

/with a worthless trivia login no less


Knowing whom he might be is one thing, but giving a flying f*ck who is is is another thing entirely.

Because I don't.
 
2014-04-07 03:39:16 AM

TV's Vinnie: rka: TV's Vinnie: And you still haven't addressed why I should give a flying f*ck who this fartknocker is.

Because coming on to Fark, in Entertainment tab with a thread where his name is specifically mentioned all the while claiming ignorance for yourself in multiple posts that took more time to compose than a simple Google search would have taken makes you look like a complete farkstick to everyone here.

Oh, was that your goal?

/with a worthless trivia login no less

Knowing whom he might be is one thing, but giving a flying f*ck who is is is another thing entirely.

Because I don't.


And? Do you feel you've contributed to the conversation?
 
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