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(CBS Sports)   WILL the Gators chomp on the UCONN? CAN Kentucky survive Bucky? This is your NCAA Final Four discussion thread. Tonight on TBS. First tip at 6:09 pm ET, second tip at 8:49 pm ET   (cbssports.com) divider line 576
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2014-04-05 04:01:01 PM
These games will be won or lost based on the niceness of the cars driven by the respective coaches. Let's break it down:

Game 1:

Florida Gators (1)
Coach: Billy Donovan
Drives: 2009 Nissan Murano

vs.

UConn Huskies (7)
Coach: Kevin Ollie
Drives: 2012 Chevy Camaro LT RS

Analysis: It's hard to fault Donovan's selection of the Murano. It's a spacious four-door SUV with a top-20 safety rating and full front and side airbags standard. With the money he saved on the base price, he was able to upgrade this considerably with the leather package and power sunroof. It's perfect for his basic needs. It's dependable and is likely to last a long time. But now you step back and you consider Ollie's choice, and it's pure running and gunning. It's power and speed and the acceleration on the 0-60 can suck your eyeballs three inches into your head. While the Murano is built to last, the Camaro is built for one thing and one thing only: a head-to-head race. It's solid and dependable, but the Murano doesn't have the horses to compete.

Advantage: Huskies

Game 2:

University of Kentucky (8)
Coach: John Calipari
Drives: 2014 Audi R8 Spyder (convertible)

vs.

Wisconsin Badgers (2)
Coach: Bo Ryan
Drives: 2014 Lexus IS

Analysis: At first glance, this bracket belongs to Cal. Hard to argue with a sleek, powerful machine like the R8. You know what you're getting with Audi: the power, handling, performance and brand. But if you dig beneath the surface, you start to see the ground shift.

The Infiniti's lower price gives Bo lots of upgrade options across the board: all-wheel drive, heated seats and mirrors, dual-zone climate control, power moonroof, the rear-wheel-drive sports package with a digital instrument panel, bolstered and heated front seats. Audi bests the Infiniti on paper by 100 hp, but even loaded with perks, Infiniti manages to be much lighter, making them comparable in a head-to-head competition. The difference is that the Audi comes with far fewer upgrades for a much higher cost, and its reliability is suspect despite being nearly three times the cost. On value you've gotta give this one to Bo.

Advantage: Badgers
 
2014-04-05 04:03:39 PM

SmackLT: These games will be won or lost based on the niceness of the cars driven by the respective coaches. Let's break it down:


Did you come up with that yourself because it is pretty awesome.

/seriously
//I'm not being snarky
///Go Bucky
////Politics thread i son notice
//slashies
 
2014-04-05 04:10:03 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: SmackLT: These games will be won or lost based on the niceness of the cars driven by the respective coaches. Let's break it down:

Did you come up with that yourself because it is pretty awesome.

/seriously
//I'm not being snarky
///Go Bucky
////Politics thread i son notice
//slashies


I just made it up. It's actually really damn hard to find out what different coaches drive, so I made up the cars. Thought I'd kick off the thread with a little silliness.
 
2014-04-05 04:26:23 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-05 04:47:53 PM
It's on TBS?! Not CBS?!

The hell?
 
2014-04-05 05:37:20 PM

HawgWild: It's on TBS?! Not CBS?!

The hell?


Yep.  No OTA-TV for the Final Four.  See also the College Football National Championship.
 
2014-04-05 05:42:43 PM

AliceBToklasLives: HawgWild: It's on TBS?! Not CBS?!

The hell?

Yep.  No OTA-TV for the Final Four.  See also the College Football National Championship.


And in a couple years the NCAA Basketball Championship

Normalcy will be restored Monday, when CBS will carry the championship game, but viewers shouldn't get too comfy. In 2016, that game will be on TBS, too.
 
2014-04-05 05:43:07 PM

AliceBToklasLives: HawgWild: It's on TBS?! Not CBS?!

The hell?

Yep.  No OTA-TV for the Final Four.  See also the College Football National Championship.


First time I will have watched TBS in ... well, forever.

If it wasn't for sports, I would SOOOO cut the cable cord. I mean, in a quickness.
 
2014-04-05 06:01:16 PM
Continuing the chorus of F*CK CABLE.

I cannot understand how it's a bigger moneymaker for the NCAA to go to cable, unless they're paying the equivalent of the national debt.
 
2014-04-05 06:03:22 PM
Oh goddammit, now I'm on a stream that is Pro Gators.

F*ck this sh*t ugh
 
2014-04-05 06:08:22 PM
This nation is absurd. How the f*ck isn't this on CBS?
 
2014-04-05 06:10:02 PM
Wow, the intros are ridiculous...
 
2014-04-05 06:12:48 PM
Gang Signs!!!
 
2014-04-05 06:14:45 PM
Wait...a commercial for FOX?
 
2014-04-05 06:15:07 PM

SmackLT: antidisestablishmentarianism: SmackLT: These games will be won or lost based on the niceness of the cars driven by the respective coaches. Let's break it down:

Did you come up with that yourself because it is pretty awesome.

/seriously
//I'm not being snarky
///Go Bucky
////Politics thread i son notice
//slashies

I just made it up. It's actually really damn hard to find out what different coaches drive, so I made up the cars. Thought I'd kick off the thread with a little silliness.


Cal drives a gold Lexus SUV. He parks it out front of the house. He built a fence around the place, but unlike Tubby, Pitino, and Gillespie he lives on a main road that becomes Main Street (Lexington roads randomly change names as they cross town.)
 
2014-04-05 06:16:34 PM

puffy999: This nation is absurd. How the f*ck isn't this on CBS?


It's the price the NCAA paid for getting all 67 games on national television.
 
2014-04-05 06:18:07 PM
Maybe it's because I'm watching on a stream...but does it seem like the video quality is different than normal?

Like a movie?

Something seems weird about the video flow, that doesn't seem like a stream issue.
 
2014-04-05 06:19:08 PM

puffy999: This nation is absurd. How the f*ck isn't this on CBS?


Because A) the NCAA has a 'Fark You, Pay Us' attitude and B) CBS thinks the Massahs is more of a draw (even without Tiger), that's why.
 
2014-04-05 06:20:34 PM

DrunkenGator: B) CBS thinks the Massahs is more of a draw (even without Tiger), that's why.


The Masters are next weekend.
 
2014-04-05 06:23:19 PM
Moooolllllllleeeeeeee
 
2014-04-05 06:25:40 PM
Basketball: Let's see how many timeouts we can pack into a game.
 
2014-04-05 06:26:28 PM

picodenico: DrunkenGator: B) CBS thinks the Massahs is more of a draw (even without Tiger), that's why.

The Masters are next weekend.


So what's CBS showing this weekend?  Let's see... local news, CBS Evening News, infomercial, infomercial, Person of Interest rerun, Criminal Minds rerun, new 48 Hours, local news.  Yeah, those'll draw more eyes than the Final Four.  GG Moonves.
 
2014-04-05 06:28:28 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: So what's CBS showing this weekend? Let's see... local news, CBS Evening News, infomercial, infomercial, Person of Interest rerun, Criminal Minds rerun, new 48 Hours, local news. Yeah, those'll draw more eyes than the Final Four. GG Moonves.


Yup. Makes absolutely no sense.
 
2014-04-05 06:28:40 PM
Was the line for this game Florida by 5?
 
2014-04-05 06:30:19 PM
If I was really good at basketball I'd wear my hair like this.

bowandsparrow.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-05 06:31:04 PM
I need Florida to win it all
I need this guy to lose in the final:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-05 06:31:38 PM
10-4 good buddy.
 
2014-04-05 06:33:13 PM
Boosh!!
 
2014-04-05 06:34:27 PM
That Block probably just made that kid a couple million in the form of higher draft position.
 
2014-04-05 06:34:43 PM
This is a barnburner of a gazzzzzzzzz.......
 
2014-04-05 06:35:02 PM
Gators just killing it so far.
 
2014-04-05 06:38:01 PM

picodenico: Olympic Trolling Judge: So what's CBS showing this weekend? Let's see... local news, CBS Evening News, infomercial, infomercial, Person of Interest rerun, Criminal Minds rerun, new 48 Hours, local news. Yeah, those'll draw more eyes than the Final Four. GG Moonves.

Yup. Makes absolutely no sense.


Except all those shows are probably more profitable than basketball, even if they get lower ratings.
 
2014-04-05 06:42:54 PM
Huskies are whimpering. Bleh!
 
2014-04-05 06:42:58 PM
At the quarter were on pace for a 64-16 game.
 
2014-04-05 06:44:01 PM
Does Uconn know the idea of the game is to out score your opponent?
 
2014-04-05 06:45:46 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Except all those shows are probably more profitable than basketball, even if they get lower ratings.


How? Not trying to be snarky, but I don't see how having a much larger audience, and thus charging more for commercials etc, would lead to a lower profit.
 
2014-04-05 06:46:32 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Does Uconn know the idea of the game is to out score your opponent?


Mmm... yes, I'd say they've been apprised of that fact.
 
2014-04-05 06:46:36 PM
Huh....well I guess it's suddenly a game again.
 
2014-04-05 06:46:39 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Does Uconn know the idea of the game is to out score your opponent?


I think they just got the memo.
 
2014-04-05 06:47:00 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Does Uconn know the idea of the game is to out score your opponent?


They must have gotten a heads up from John Madden. Making up the deficit with 3s.
 
2014-04-05 06:47:55 PM
Has anyone seen a player fall of the raised court?  My mom swears she has seen it happen multiple times.  She might be confusing it wrestling.
 
2014-04-05 06:48:58 PM

elguerodiablo: Has anyone seen a player fall of the raised court?  My mom swears she has seen it happen multiple times.  She might be confusing it wrestling.


Seen it happen during Minnesota games, since their home court is raised. It just seems dangerous and dumb. I don't think they were hurt though.
 
2014-04-05 06:50:36 PM

SmackLT: antidisestablishmentarianism: SmackLT: These games will be won or lost based on the niceness of the cars driven by the respective coaches. Let's break it down:

Did you come up with that yourself because it is pretty awesome.

/seriously
//I'm not being snarky
///Go Bucky
////Politics thread i son notice
//slashies

I just made it up. It's actually really damn hard to find out what different coaches drive, so I made up the cars. Thought I'd kick off the thread with a little silliness.


thebarncat.com

Just kidding. I laughter ol'd.
 
2014-04-05 06:51:04 PM

picodenico: AliceBToklasLives: Except all those shows are probably more profitable than basketball, even if they get lower ratings.

How? Not trying to be snarky, but I don't see how having a much larger audience, and thus charging more for commercials etc, would lead to a lower profit.


Mostly rights. The big 4 networks do not make much of a profit on sports because the rights are insanely expensive. So even with higher ratings and higher ad costs basketball is going to make less money than, say, 48 hours, where they only have to worry about the cost of production and promotion.
 
2014-04-05 06:53:10 PM
Whoa.  When did UConn comeback?  I must have been stuffing my stupid face.
 
2014-04-05 06:53:49 PM
Just turned the game on. 16-15 with only 6 minutes left in the 1st half. WTF? Why so low (besides the obvious answered that nobody's scoring).
 
2014-04-05 06:54:43 PM
Travel?

AliceBToklasLives: Mostly rights. The big 4 networks do not make much of a profit on sports because the rights are insanely expensive. So even with higher ratings and higher ad costs basketball is going to make less money than, say, 48 hours, where they only have to worry about the cost of production and promotion.


Hmm, I guess I can see that. Thanks.

/still stupid though....
 
2014-04-05 06:54:49 PM

AliceBToklasLives: picodenico: AliceBToklasLives: Except all those shows are probably more profitable than basketball, even if they get lower ratings.

How? Not trying to be snarky, but I don't see how having a much larger audience, and thus charging more for commercials etc, would lead to a lower profit.

Mostly rights. The big 4 networks do not make much of a profit on sports because the rights are insanely expensive. So even with higher ratings and higher ad costs basketball is going to make less money than, say, 48 hours, where they only have to worry about the cost of production and promotion.


I think it was to up the price TBS would be willing to throw in by adding 2 of the best 3 games to the package.
 
2014-04-05 06:55:40 PM
picodenico: DrunkenGator: B) CBS thinks the Massahs is more of a draw (even without Tiger), that's why.

The Masters are next weekend.

So what's CBS showing this weekend?  Let's see... local news, CBS Evening News, infomercial, infomercial, Person of Interest rerun, Criminal Minds rerun, new 48 Hours, local news.  Yeah, those'll draw more eyes than the Final Four.  GG Moonves.


Woof. My bad.  Though I saw some bullshait last weekend during the game saying it was this weekend. dnrtfl, so to speak.  Kind of like their setup right now, though: One network for one team, one for another, and a third for those who don't care.  Which one am I watching?  I'm watching myself die in Dark Souls II until the Mushroom-Jelly game comes on because I don't really care about this one.

/One can die a thousand deaths before they realize sometimes running IS a viable option.
 
2014-04-05 06:56:07 PM

BinderWoman: Just turned the game on. 16-15 with only 6 minutes left in the 1st half. WTF? Why so low (besides the obvious answered that nobody's scoring).


Florida got out to a 16-4 lead, then UCONN roared back, and here we are.

It was a pretty terrible first 10 minutes. They're settling down now.
 
2014-04-05 06:58:38 PM
So many commercials....I feel like I've hardly seen any basketball.

DrunkenGator: One network for one team, one for another, and a third for those who don't care


Yeah, I actually think that's a seriously great idea. Are they the team's radio announcers? Otherwise....I don't really get it.

It would seem to make sense to have the normal broadcast on CBS for free, and then the others you pay for on cable.
 
2014-04-05 07:00:25 PM

DrunkenGator: Kind of like their setup right now, though: One network for one team, one for another, and a third for those who don't care.  Which one am I watching?


TNT is Florida.  TruTV is UConn.  TBS is neutral.  (For the late game, TNT is Kentucky and TruTV is Wisconsin.)
 
2014-04-05 07:01:10 PM
I need more quick shots of people in the crowd please. I must know how a player's mom feels about them scoring a basket, or the handful of students allowed to attend celebrating to know something exciting happened.

/crotchety old man
 
2014-04-05 07:03:06 PM

Conthan: I need more quick shots of people in the crowd please. I must know how a player's mom feels about them scoring a basket, or the handful of students allowed to attend celebrating to know something exciting happened.

/crotchety old man


If it's the coaches/players hot wife, sister or girlfriend, then I'm all for the crowd shots.
 
2014-04-05 07:03:14 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: DrunkenGator: Kind of like their setup right now, though: One network for one team, one for another, and a third for those who don't care.  Which one am I watching?

TNT is Florida.  TruTV is UConn.  TBS is neutral.  (For the late game, TNT is Kentucky and TruTV is Wisconsin.)


Having a choice of announcers is a great idea.  No need to take up a network tho you can just do different audio channels like they do for different languages around the world.
 
2014-04-05 07:05:08 PM
Huh, a tale of two halves of a half.
 
2014-04-05 07:05:25 PM

picodenico: Conthan: I need more quick shots of people in the crowd please. I must know how a player's mom feels about them scoring a basket, or the handful of students allowed to attend celebrating to know something exciting happened.

/crotchety old man

If it's the coaches/players hot wife, sister or girlfriend, then I'm all for the crowd shots.


4.bp.blogspot.com

Agrees
 
2014-04-05 07:07:17 PM

picodenico: Huh, a tale of two halves of a half.


Hitting threes and getting defensive stops apparantly is a good strategy.
 
2014-04-05 07:07:37 PM
I will never, ever understand not heaving a shot at the end of the half.

Why not just launch it?????
 
2014-04-05 07:07:39 PM
All that for them to spike the ball and run out the clock?
 
2014-04-05 07:08:50 PM
GODZIRRA!!!
 
2014-04-05 07:10:11 PM

AliceBToklasLives: All that for them to spike the ball and run out the clock?


If they gave them 2 seconds, they might have tried.  Should have been 2.1
 
2014-04-05 07:10:12 PM

picodenico: I will never, ever understand not heaving a shot at the end of the half.

Why not just launch it?????


Seriously.  Even if you miss you might peg a cameraman or a ref or a cheerleader.  No lose situation.
 
2014-04-05 07:11:55 PM

elguerodiablo: picodenico: I will never, ever understand not heaving a shot at the end of the half.

Why not just launch it?????

Seriously.  Even if you miss you might peg a cameraman or a ref or a cheerleader.  No lose situation.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLaDJTya0YI

See?  It's comedy gold.
 
2014-04-05 07:14:18 PM

picodenico: Continuing the chorus of F*CK CABLE.


I have to go to a bar to watch the game again. This time I won't be sitting by myself for the first half, well if we can find a table. DAMN WOMEN TAKE FOREVER TO GET READY!
 
2014-04-05 07:14:50 PM

elguerodiablo: Seriously. Even if you miss you might peg a cameraman or a ref or a cheerleader. No lose situation.


Or one of these...

/hope he wasn't hurt
 
2014-04-05 07:16:51 PM

elguerodiablo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLaDJTya0YI

See? It's comedy gold.


Goddamn slow loading computer.

antidisestablishmentarianism: DAMN WOMEN TAKE FOREVER TO GET READY!


And they talk all the time too, heh.

I was watching the game last week with some friends, and the women, while they were watching somewhat, just talked through the entire game....gah.
 
2014-04-05 07:18:05 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: picodenico: Continuing the chorus of F*CK CABLE.

I have to go to a bar to watch the game again. This time I won't be sitting by myself for the first half, well if we can find a table. DAMN WOMEN TAKE FOREVER TO GET READY!


That's what you get for calling the agency at the last minute.
 
2014-04-05 07:18:49 PM
In can watch people get hit by balls all day.

http://vine.co/v/hPJt3M15veg
 
2014-04-05 07:19:34 PM
Well. Fark seems to be busted, although the mobile version is working.

Been watching the game from the tip-off. I must admit I'm a little worried about my Gators right now.

Dinner is digesting. A nice glass of Four Roses bourbon rests to my right.

I think I may have to urge my team on, in my own Fark Sports style. Second half coming up.
 
2014-04-05 07:20:39 PM
Meanwhile, at Texas Motor Speedway...

@JennaFryer
#BigHoss!
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-04-05 07:21:36 PM
Wait, did they just switch up the halftime crew?

elguerodiablo: In can watch people get hit by balls all day.

http://vine.co/v/hPJt3M15veg


hahahahaha

Earguy: Well. Fark seems to be busted, although the mobile version is working.


It's working fine for me.
 
2014-04-05 07:22:59 PM

picodenico: elguerodiablo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLaDJTya0YI

See? It's comedy gold.

Goddamn slow loading computer.

antidisestablishmentarianism: DAMN WOMEN TAKE FOREVER TO GET READY!

And they talk all the time too, heh.

I was watching the game last week with some friends, and the women, while they were watching somewhat, just talked through the entire game....gah.


Meh, mine usually watches quietly and plays with her phone.
 
2014-04-05 07:24:10 PM
Hey that's the Boner that had a sleepover with all those kids.  Thanks FARK.
 
2014-04-05 07:25:11 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Meh, mine usually watches quietly and plays with her phone.


Hah, yeah my fiance usually does the same, but last week with friends, it was talking time.

/she's not a huge college sports fan
 
2014-04-05 07:26:35 PM
Come on Gators!!!!   Let's have some distractions during the commercials.  Who needs commercials?

SFW   NSFW   NSFW
 
2014-04-05 07:26:51 PM
UConn with a 21-6 run to end the half.  Didn't see that coming.
 
2014-04-05 07:30:17 PM
Basketball fans should be more like hockey fans.

Nsfw  http://www.310toovertime.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/boob_flash1.j p g

Like everytime they shoot a freethrow.
 
2014-04-05 07:31:57 PM

elguerodiablo: Basketball fans should be more like hockey fans.

Nsfw  http://www.310toovertime.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/boob_flash1.j p g

Like everytime they shoot a freethrow.


There was once an NBA game where a player's ex-wife posed in Playboy. In view from the free throw line, fans were holding up the centerfold to distract him.
 
2014-04-05 07:32:22 PM

elguerodiablo: boob_flash1.j p g


I wonder why this is NSFW?
 
2014-04-05 07:33:23 PM
Huh....wow.

Earguy: In view from the free throw line, fans were holding up the centerfold to distract him.


HAH!
 
2014-04-05 07:34:01 PM
Commercial!

SFW   SFW   NSFW
 
2014-04-05 07:34:24 PM
Gators barely on pace to putting up a fortyburger.
 
2014-04-05 07:34:54 PM

Earguy: Commercial!

SFW   SFW   NSFW


Whoopsies...first one is a NSFW repeat, just FYI.
 
2014-04-05 07:36:38 PM
That viagra ad uses really blatant metaphors - it's almost NSFW.
 
2014-04-05 07:38:58 PM

picodenico: Earguy: Commercial!

SFW   SFW   NSFW

Whoopsies...first one is a NSFW repeat, just FYI.


ImOnlyHuman.mp3
 
2014-04-05 07:39:05 PM

AliceBToklasLives: That viagra ad uses really blatant metaphors - it's almost NSFW.


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-04-05 07:39:40 PM
I knew there'd be lots of commercials....GO GATORS!


NSFW   NSFW    Borderline NSFW
 
2014-04-05 07:41:48 PM

Earguy: Commercial!

SFW   SFW   NSFW


Redheads with dark freckles remind me of those aliens on star trek.  Which makes them even hotter for some reason.
 
2014-04-05 07:46:57 PM
This is NOT the game I was expecting.
 
2014-04-05 07:49:35 PM

picodenico: This is NOT the game I was expecting.


I'm getting a little worried that Florida is running out of time to catch up.
 
2014-04-05 07:49:43 PM
The over/under for this game was 125.
 
2014-04-05 07:50:19 PM
Cooking dinner for the daughter, plus watching the game plus finding Random Pretty GirlsTM...plus Gators struggling....STRESS!

SFW    Borderline NSFW   NSFW
 
2014-04-05 07:51:30 PM

picodenico: This is NOT the game I was expecting.


Especially after the 16-4 first quarter.  This thing looked in the bag early.
 
2014-04-05 07:55:18 PM
Commercial break...

SFW    Borderline   NSFW

Okay, Gators within four.
 
2014-04-05 07:55:32 PM

Earguy: Cooking dinner for the daughter, plus watching the game plus finding Random Pretty GirlsTM...plus Gators struggling....STRESS!

SFW    Borderline NSFW   NSFW


Remember, you are doing the Lord's work.
 
2014-04-05 07:55:46 PM

Earguy: I'm getting a little worried that Florida is running out of time to catch up.


img.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-05 07:56:49 PM
are you rooting for florida earguy?
 
2014-04-05 07:57:45 PM

Earguy: Commercial break...

SFW    Borderline   NSFW

Okay, Gators within four.


3 is great.  Can you link that photoset?
 
2014-04-05 07:58:43 PM
So Florida gets the 1st and 4th quarters and UConn got the 2nd and 3rd.
 
2014-04-05 07:59:14 PM

elguerodiablo: So Florida gets the 1st and 4th quarters and UConn got the 2nd and 3rd.


That would seem to be the pattern....
 
2014-04-05 07:59:32 PM
You'll cream for TeamStream.
 
2014-04-05 08:05:24 PM
In mock drafts Young is predicted to be a late 1st Early 2nd.  I think this game moves him into the top 15 he's been insane.
 
2014-04-05 08:07:11 PM

elguerodiablo: In mock drafts Young is predicted to be a late 1st Early 2nd.  I think this game moves him into the top 15 he's been insane.


So Vince Young is trying another sport, huh?
 
2014-04-05 08:09:19 PM
Was that a no look alley-oop?

Woah.
 
2014-04-05 08:09:21 PM

NickelP: are you rooting for florida earguy?


Fark yeah, I'm an alum, and I picked them to win the whole thing in my bracket.
 
2014-04-05 08:10:32 PM

elguerodiablo: Earguy: Commercial break...

SFW    Borderline   NSFW

Okay, Gators within four.

3 is great.  Can you link that photoset?


Maybe after the game.  I've seen it before.
 
2014-04-05 08:10:41 PM
So the final could very well be a 7 seed against an 8 seed. I assume this has never happened.
 
2014-04-05 08:11:09 PM
Okay this is pretty impressive.
 
2014-04-05 08:11:20 PM

Earguy: Fark yeah, I'm an alum, and I picked them to win the whole thing in my bracket.


I picked Wisconsin to make it to the Final 4. That won me the pool.

/got Florida winning it all
 
2014-04-05 08:12:40 PM
Wow I hate that kind of foul call.
 
2014-04-05 08:13:20 PM

Earguy: NickelP: are you rooting for florida earguy?

Fark yeah, I'm an alum, and I picked them to win the whole thing in my bracket.


its not looking good, you better post more red heads to cheer them on
 
2014-04-05 08:13:32 PM
And is this where we see UConnimplode?
 
2014-04-05 08:14:35 PM

picodenico: elguerodiablo: In mock drafts Young is predicted to be a late 1st Early 2nd.  I think this game moves him into the top 15 he's been insane.

So Vince Young is trying another sport, huh?


I would love to see that.  Like a Bumbling Bo Knows montage.
 
2014-04-05 08:15:02 PM

NickelP: Earguy: NickelP: are you rooting for florida earguy?

Fark yeah, I'm an alum, and I picked them to win the whole thing in my bracket.

its not looking good, you better post more red heads to cheer them on


Trying, but my daughter is eating dinner in view of my screen.   Cramps my style.
 
2014-04-05 08:16:15 PM
Ford sucks.  Let those people drive a freaking Bentley and will see how impressed they are.
 
2014-04-05 08:17:33 PM
Are we in the Matrix?
 
2014-04-05 08:18:41 PM

elguerodiablo: Are we in the Matrix?


I don't know, but my stream kinda froze there, so it was sorta like bullet time....
 
2014-04-05 08:19:45 PM
Oh fer chrissakes.  Good run, Florida, let's try again next year.
 
2014-04-05 08:19:47 PM
Wow.
 
2014-04-05 08:20:12 PM
Wow. This is unreal.
 
2014-04-05 08:20:57 PM
And now, fouling like crazy until the clock runs out.  Exercise in futility.

Bullwinkle, that trick never works!
 
2014-04-05 08:21:43 PM
Dagger
 
2014-04-05 08:21:55 PM
White Boy Dunk!  Drink 5.
 
2014-04-05 08:22:00 PM
O_O
 
2014-04-05 08:22:14 PM
Did he get popped in the head on the dunk?
 
2014-04-05 08:22:32 PM
This game is just not what I expected..... UConn? Wowza!
 
2014-04-05 08:22:34 PM
What happened to Wilbebeast shooting 3s?
 
2014-04-05 08:22:34 PM

Earguy: And now, fouling like crazy until the clock runs out.  Exercise in futility.

Bullwinkle, that trick never works!


better take a time out and make sure everyone knows the game plan.....
 
2014-04-05 08:22:39 PM

Earguy: Oh fer chrissakes.  Good run, Florida, let's try again next year.


Cue "We're a football school anyway."

Oh wait.
 
2014-04-05 08:22:48 PM

Earguy: And now, fouling like crazy until the clock runs out.  Exercise in futility.

Bullwinkle, that trick never works!


Well only if it's NC State shooting the free throws.
 
2014-04-05 08:23:04 PM

Earguy: And now, fouling like crazy until the clock runs out.  Exercise in futility.

Bullwinkle, that trick never works!


It worked for Barton.
 
2014-04-05 08:24:14 PM
Stunning. Stunning.
 
2014-04-05 08:24:26 PM
Took forever to foul there.
 
2014-04-05 08:25:04 PM
Oh. That.
 
2014-04-05 08:25:08 PM
This "Teamcast" business blows.
 
2014-04-05 08:25:18 PM

picodenico: Stunning. Stunning.


No kidding...
Was watching ESPN picks earlier, and UConn was sposed to lose, right?
 
2014-04-05 08:25:27 PM

star_topology: Earguy: Oh fer chrissakes.  Good run, Florida, let's try again next year.

Cue "We're a football school anyway."

Oh wait.


They should be fine next season, as long as they don't have to play Georgia Southern again.
 
2014-04-05 08:25:47 PM

DrBenway: This "Teamcast" business blows.


What is it exactly?
 
2014-04-05 08:26:01 PM

Evil Canadian: Was watching ESPN picks earlier, and UConn was sposed to lose, right?


Just about everybody picked UF to win it all.
 
2014-04-05 08:26:35 PM
Serious question here: How can Wilbekin be THAT off?

Is the depth of the stadium throwing him off or something?
 
2014-04-05 08:26:42 PM

picodenico: Evil Canadian: Was watching ESPN picks earlier, and UConn was sposed to lose, right?

Just about everybody picked UF to win it all.


Except for my Facebook buddy, the 'Cuse fan, whose brother is a Gators fan, who picked the Badgers - prolly was drunk.
 
2014-04-05 08:27:30 PM

star_topology: Is the depth of the stadium throwing him off or something?


I've always wondered if that really does effect shooters.
 
2014-04-05 08:28:13 PM
Shocking. Wow.
 
2014-04-05 08:28:21 PM

picodenico: star_topology: Is the depth of the stadium throwing him off or something?

I've always wondered if that really does effect shooters.


Could be, but the have had practice there right? I thought Wilbekin was supposed to be pretty decent.
 
2014-04-05 08:28:37 PM
Classy of Florida to let the clock run out.

Wow who would have guessed UConn in the final?
 
2014-04-05 08:29:04 PM
Love it when a school from a mid-major conference makes a run. Grats U Conn!
 
2014-04-05 08:29:56 PM
Yup, congrats to UConn, unexpected, but great fun.
 
2014-04-05 08:30:12 PM
Florida losing to a better basketball team isn't a shock.

I thought the end was a shock, because Florida looked like the only thing they could do was run guys over to get layups.

On this day, basketball players who are also athletes > athletes who happen to play basketball.
 
2014-04-05 08:30:47 PM
Will the Drew grace us with his presence?
 
2014-04-05 08:32:03 PM

carnifex2005: Love it when a school from a mid-major conference makes a run. Grats U Conn!


really? they are about 10 minutes out of the beast and have recent championships. basketball doesn't work in the sec/big10/big12 or farkoff way football does
 
2014-04-05 08:32:09 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Will the Drew grace us with his presence?


If Drew comes here, I am leaving ... actually probably getting outta here anyhow since I can barely stand to watch the next game. I don't want to care too much, and if things go bad, I don't want to hear my wife's pain.... Maybe it's time to rewatch Deep Space Nine tonight.


/Go Bucky.
 
2014-04-05 08:33:10 PM

Earguy: DrBenway: This "Teamcast" business blows.

What is it exactly?


In addition to the "normal" national broadcast, they've also got team-centric versions telecast on TNT and Tru TV. I had a feed of the Gator Teamcast, and I'm not even sure if a Florida fan would have preferred that.
 
2014-04-05 08:33:25 PM
when is the main event tip off?
 
2014-04-05 08:33:38 PM

Evil Canadian: antidisestablishmentarianism: Will the Drew grace us with his presence?

If Drew comes here, I am leaving ... actually probably getting outta here anyhow since I can barely stand to watch the next game. I don't want to care too much, and if things go bad, I don't want to hear my wife's pain.... Maybe it's time to rewatch Deep Space Nine tonight.


/Go Bucky.


Oh, c'mon, hang with us.  You're one of the cool kids.
 
2014-04-05 08:35:13 PM

DrBenway: Earguy: DrBenway: This "Teamcast" business blows.

What is it exactly?

In addition to the "normal" national broadcast, they've also got team-centric versions telecast on TNT and Tru TV. I had a feed of the Gator Teamcast, and I'm not even sure if a Florida fan would have preferred that.


I watched TNT not knowing it was elsewhere, and I didn't hear a whole lot of Florida homers with it, other than interviewing every famous Gator fan in the stands.
 
2014-04-05 08:35:17 PM

DrBenway: Earguy: DrBenway: This "Teamcast" business blows.

What is it exactly?

In addition to the "normal" national broadcast, they've also got team-centric versions telecast on TNT and Tru TV. I had a feed of the Gator Teamcast, and I'm not even sure if a Florida fan would have preferred that.


this entire year is pissing me off. its a giant display of fark you if you don't have cable, we will eat lower viewership gladly to punish you. i mean for real what is even on cbs right now? I bet affiliates are pissed.
 
2014-04-05 08:35:32 PM
Frozen pizza in the oven with extra pepperoni.

Should be done in perfect timing.

On, Wisconsin!
 
2014-04-05 08:37:24 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Will the Drew grace us with his presence?


Weirdly he seems to prefer Twitter.
 
2014-04-05 08:37:31 PM
whens the tip 9:15?
 
2014-04-05 08:38:52 PM

picodenico: Frozen pizza in the oven with extra pepperoni.

Should be done in perfect timing.

On, Wisconsin!


\m/

I was considering going down to Water tonight, but trying to drive out of that mess afterward seems like a bad, bad idea.
 
2014-04-05 08:39:13 PM
I was at the pandemonium that was State Street in Madison not one, but two weeks in a row. Staying home for this one. Class of '03.

 fark em hard, Bucky!
 
2014-04-05 08:39:16 PM

NickelP: this entire year is pissing me off. its a giant display of fark you if you don't have cable, we will eat lower viewership gladly to punish you. i mean for real what is even on cbs right now? I bet affiliates are pissed.


Indeed. It's horrible. At least there are people streaming it.
 
2014-04-05 08:39:30 PM

NickelP: DrBenway: Earguy: DrBenway: This "Teamcast" business blows.

What is it exactly?

In addition to the "normal" national broadcast, they've also got team-centric versions telecast on TNT and Tru TV. I had a feed of the Gator Teamcast, and I'm not even sure if a Florida fan would have preferred that.

this entire year is pissing me off. its a giant display of fark you if you don't have cable, we will eat lower viewership gladly to punish you. i mean for real what is even on cbs right now? I bet affiliates are pissed.


TBS is actually paying more than CBS for the tourney.
 
2014-04-05 08:41:01 PM

elguerodiablo: NickelP: DrBenway: Earguy: DrBenway: This "Teamcast" business blows.

What is it exactly?

In addition to the "normal" national broadcast, they've also got team-centric versions telecast on TNT and Tru TV. I had a feed of the Gator Teamcast, and I'm not even sure if a Florida fan would have preferred that.

this entire year is pissing me off. its a giant display of fark you if you don't have cable, we will eat lower viewership gladly to punish you. i mean for real what is even on cbs right now? I bet affiliates are pissed.

TBS is actually paying more than CBS for the tourney.


cbs and tbs are the same company I thought?
 
2014-04-05 08:41:09 PM

picodenico: NickelP: this entire year is pissing me off. its a giant display of fark you if you don't have cable, we will eat lower viewership gladly to punish you. i mean for real what is even on cbs right now? I bet affiliates are pissed.

Indeed. It's horrible. At least there are people streaming it.


As usual, it's actually better in Canada. We have only had to stream one game.

BTW Thanks  Earguy. This cool kid is all stressed out!!
 
2014-04-05 08:41:19 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: I was considering going down to Water tonight, but trying to drive out of that mess afterward seems like a bad, bad idea.


Hah, yeah probably good to avoid that.

ambienAnnie: I was at the pandemonium that was State Street in Madison not one, but two weeks in a row.


Nice. I remember being in high school and it was pretty incredible, even though none of my friends really cared. It was a great run.
 
2014-04-05 08:41:36 PM
img120.imageshack.us

LULZ
 
2014-04-05 08:42:12 PM

picodenico: NickelP: this entire year is pissing me off. its a giant display of fark you if you don't have cable, we will eat lower viewership gladly to punish you. i mean for real what is even on cbs right now? I bet affiliates are pissed.

Indeed. It's horrible. At least there are people streaming it.


i got my tablet ran into the tv and watching it on the official stream so its nor horrible. just irritating
 
2014-04-05 08:42:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-05 08:43:47 PM
Good I hate Florida but hate Billy Donovan more
 
2014-04-05 08:45:09 PM
WTF? I don't really mind The Killers, but seriously...a concert?!?!

Are you f*cking kidding me?!?!?
 
2014-04-05 08:46:48 PM
Someone give me a heads up when the next game starts?
 
2014-04-05 08:46:52 PM

picodenico: WTF? I don't really mind The Killers, but seriously...a concert?!?!

Are you f*cking kidding me?!?!?


My thing says tip at 9:12 so enjoy it for the next half hour or so
 
2014-04-05 08:46:52 PM
That's The Killers? Holy crap do they look old.
 
2014-04-05 08:48:46 PM

elguerodiablo: NickelP: DrBenway: Earguy: DrBenway: This "Teamcast" business blows.

What is it exactly?

In addition to the "normal" national broadcast, they've also got team-centric versions telecast on TNT and Tru TV. I had a feed of the Gator Teamcast, and I'm not even sure if a Florida fan would have preferred that.

this entire year is pissing me off. its a giant display of fark you if you don't have cable, we will eat lower viewership gladly to punish you. i mean for real what is even on cbs right now? I bet affiliates are pissed.

TBS is actually paying more than CBS for the tourney.


When did they sign that deal? Didn't Doug Gottlieb leave ESPN for CBS so he could do tournament games? (allegedly anyway) Pretty funny if it's turned out he's shut out of the Final Four.
 
2014-04-05 08:49:19 PM

Earguy: Someone give me a heads up when the next game starts?


Yes please me too
 
2014-04-05 08:51:37 PM

picodenico: WTF? I don't really mind The Killers, but seriously...a concert?!?!

Are you f*cking kidding me?!?!?


I would rather have that than these idiotic sports interviews that bring nothing to the broadcast.
 
2014-04-05 08:51:44 PM

DrBenway: When did they sign that deal? Didn't Doug Gottlieb leave ESPN for CBS so he could do tournament games? (allegedly anyway) Pretty funny if it's turned out he's shut out of the Final Four.


They're all the same broadcast teams and share halftime teams it seems....
 
2014-04-05 08:51:59 PM
Go Badgers!
 
2014-04-05 08:52:34 PM
Thank you for flipping us off.
 
2014-04-05 08:52:42 PM

DrBenway: elguerodiablo: NickelP: DrBenway: Earguy: DrBenway: This "Teamcast" business blows.

What is it exactly?

In addition to the "normal" national broadcast, they've also got team-centric versions telecast on TNT and Tru TV. I had a feed of the Gator Teamcast, and I'm not even sure if a Florida fan would have preferred that.

this entire year is pissing me off. its a giant display of fark you if you don't have cable, we will eat lower viewership gladly to punish you. i mean for real what is even on cbs right now? I bet affiliates are pissed.

TBS is actually paying more than CBS for the tourney.

When did they sign that deal? Didn't Doug Gottlieb leave ESPN for CBS so he could do tournament games? (allegedly anyway) Pretty funny if it's turned out he's shut out of the Final Four.


"In 1995, the association and CBS began a contract extension for $1.725 billion through the 2002 tournament, followed by an 11-year, $6 billion deal. In 2010, Turner Broadcasting System joined CBS on a 14-year, $10.8 billion agreement packaging TV, Internet and multimedia rights"
 
2014-04-05 08:53:57 PM

elguerodiablo: DrBenway: elguerodiablo: NickelP: DrBenway: Earguy: DrBenway: This "Teamcast" business blows.

What is it exactly?

In addition to the "normal" national broadcast, they've also got team-centric versions telecast on TNT and Tru TV. I had a feed of the Gator Teamcast, and I'm not even sure if a Florida fan would have preferred that.

this entire year is pissing me off. its a giant display of fark you if you don't have cable, we will eat lower viewership gladly to punish you. i mean for real what is even on cbs right now? I bet affiliates are pissed.

TBS is actually paying more than CBS for the tourney.

When did they sign that deal? Didn't Doug Gottlieb leave ESPN for CBS so he could do tournament games? (allegedly anyway) Pretty funny if it's turned out he's shut out of the Final Four.

"In 1995, the association and CBS began a contract extension for $1.725 billion through the 2002 tournament, followed by an 11-year, $6 billion deal. In 2010, Turner Broadcasting System joined CBS on a 14-year, $10.8 billion agreement packaging TV, Internet and multimedia rights"


Oh fark me we have 10 more years of this? God damnit so much
 
2014-04-05 08:54:56 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: That's The Killers? Holy crap do they look old.


Theyre like a 40+ version of Fallout boy.  I had no idea. Their name sounds cool but they're Nicklebacian in suck.
 
2014-04-05 08:55:19 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-05 08:58:03 PM
a) Parents like that should be shot.

b) Anyone who makes commercials featuring parents like that should be shot.
 
2014-04-05 09:02:05 PM

picodenico: DrBenway: When did they sign that deal? Didn't Doug Gottlieb leave ESPN for CBS so he could do tournament games? (allegedly anyway) Pretty funny if it's turned out he's shut out of the Final Four.

They're all the same broadcast teams and share halftime teams it seems....


Yeah, looks that way. I've watched just enough to be confused by all the incestiness, but it's finally making sense to me.

Well, except for the parts where it doesn't.

Listening to Westwood One's audio now. Is there no human interest angle that can't be flogged until it's a grotesque pulp? Sheesh, enough with Coach Ryan's dad, how 'bout it?
 
2014-04-05 09:04:00 PM
I like the notion of a Kentucky-centric broadcast of the UK/Wisconsin game, but I don't know if I can take 2 1/2 hours of Rob Bromley and Rex Chapman.
 
2014-04-05 09:04:33 PM
OK, I did the dishes, they are done. I am free to watch this game. What is this horrible retrospective with the horrid music we are watching??

Oh, nevermind, now we are doing the "History of the Buzzer Beater". *sigh*
 
2014-04-05 09:07:33 PM
I think God is screwing with us.

"You say you like upsets, huh? High seeds in the title game? Have UConn versus Kentucky."
 
2014-04-05 09:10:01 PM

Evil Canadian: OK, I did the dishes, they are done. I am free to watch this game. What is this horrible retrospective with the horrid music we are watching??

Oh, nevermind, now we are doing the "History of the Buzzer Beater". *sigh*


They won't even stream that. I am looking at a black TV, watching the wife play fable on the other one, and piling random remotes and shiat on a sleeping cat to see how much it takes to wake him up. I mean for farking real why can't they even stream the pregame show?
 
2014-04-05 09:10:19 PM

Earguy: Someone give me a heads up when the next game starts?


Start intros now so 7-10 until tip.
 
2014-04-05 09:10:49 PM

elguerodiablo: Earguy: Someone give me a heads up when the next game starts?

Start intros now so 7-10 until tip.


Stream jusg came on yay!
 
2014-04-05 09:11:03 PM

NickelP: Evil Canadian: OK, I did the dishes, they are done. I am free to watch this game. What is this horrible retrospective with the horrid music we are watching??

Oh, nevermind, now we are doing the "History of the Buzzer Beater". *sigh*

They won't even stream that. I am looking at a black TV, watching the wife play fable on the other one, and piling random remotes and shiat on a sleeping cat to see how much it takes to wake him up. I mean for farking real why can't they even stream the pregame show?


Is there an over/under on the remotes?
 
2014-04-05 09:11:38 PM
GO BUCKY!!!!
 
2014-04-05 09:11:39 PM
My team's not in it, but the entire state that I live in now is, so... go!

i1.ytimg.com
media.giphy.com
 
2014-04-05 09:11:58 PM

jake_lex: I like the notion of a Kentucky-centric broadcast of the UK/Wisconsin game, but I don't know if I can take 2 1/2 hours of Rob Bromley and Rex Chapman.


I've got TNT on... we will see how long I can make/take it...
 
2014-04-05 09:13:22 PM

Evil Canadian: NickelP: Evil Canadian: OK, I did the dishes, they are done. I am free to watch this game. What is this horrible retrospective with the horrid music we are watching??

Oh, nevermind, now we are doing the "History of the Buzzer Beater". *sigh*

They won't even stream that. I am looking at a black TV, watching the wife play fable on the other one, and piling random remotes and shiat on a sleeping cat to see how much it takes to wake him up. I mean for farking real why can't they even stream the pregame show?

Is there an over/under on the remotes?


Hey made it to two and a hack sack bean bag thing then I got up to get a beer and made the couch move which woke him up. not a bad first attempt
 
2014-04-05 09:15:02 PM
Hey Earguy, it's on.
 
2014-04-05 09:17:02 PM
I of course have it on the Badgers HomerCast.
 
2014-04-05 09:17:03 PM
He ain't got no legs!
 
2014-04-05 09:17:36 PM

soaboutthat: jake_lex: I like the notion of a Kentucky-centric broadcast of the UK/Wisconsin game, but I don't know if I can take 2 1/2 hours of Rob Bromley and Rex Chapman.

I've got TNT on... we will see how long I can make/take it...


Yeah, Chapman breaking into "My Old Kentucky Home" after that 3 was almost my breaking point.  All is forgiven, Jim Nantz.
 
2014-04-05 09:18:01 PM

picodenico: Hey Earguy, it's on.


Thanks, tuned back in!

Out of Four Roses bourbon, only have Jack D in the house now.  Ugh.  Drink the JD, or switch liquors?
 
2014-04-05 09:22:17 PM

jake_lex: soaboutthat: jake_lex: I like the notion of a Kentucky-centric broadcast of the UK/Wisconsin game, but I don't know if I can take 2 1/2 hours of Rob Bromley and Rex Chapman.

I've got TNT on... we will see how long I can make/take it...

Yeah, Chapman breaking into "My Old Kentucky Home" after that 3 was almost my breaking point.  All is forgiven, Jim Nantz.


Oh dear. Well, looks like I've got the Badgercast for this one.

Who's got a bigger chip on their shoulder? Wisconsin being an underdog to an 8-seed or Kentucky for being that 8-seed? This is nuts.
 
2014-04-05 09:22:56 PM
The elevated court kinda freaks me out.  I know there's a good 8 feet of flooring past the boundary lines, but the way these guys fly themselves around, it just seems like it's an injury hazard.

Then again, look how close they put the sideline chairs in the NBA.
 
2014-04-05 09:23:01 PM

NickelP: Evil Canadian: NickelP: Evil Canadian: OK, I did the dishes, they are done. I am free to watch this game. What is this horrible retrospective with the horrid music we are watching??

Oh, nevermind, now we are doing the "History of the Buzzer Beater". *sigh*

They won't even stream that. I am looking at a black TV, watching the wife play fable on the other one, and piling random remotes and shiat on a sleeping cat to see how much it takes to wake him up. I mean for farking real why can't they even stream the pregame show?

Is there an over/under on the remotes?

Hey made it to two and a hack sack bean bag thing then I got up to get a beer and made the couch move which woke him up. not a bad first attempt


I think you can do thosethings plus the empty beer can and a pack of smokes.
 
2014-04-05 09:26:15 PM
Wow refs. That's pretty bad.
 
2014-04-05 09:26:41 PM

picodenico: Wow refs. That's pretty bad.


Painful. Oh, let's avoid that in future.
 
2014-04-05 09:26:47 PM

Earguy: picodenico: Hey Earguy, it's on.

Thanks, tuned back in!

Out of Four Roses bourbon, only have Jack D in the house now.  Ugh.  Drink the JD, or switch liquors?


Fun Story: We finally got their PRI (phone thingy for those non-techs) cut over this week. Too bad they didn't check the order and their main number wasn't on the cut. So half of their numbers were on one phone provider & the other were with my company. They didn't have a license for a dual PBX (another phone thingy). 
They were so screwed for a few hours. 
If you called Four Roses on Wednesday afternoon it just rang & rang. Calls going to a PBX that didn't exist.
 
2014-04-05 09:27:49 PM

jake_lex: soaboutthat: jake_lex: I like the notion of a Kentucky-centric broadcast of the UK/Wisconsin game, but I don't know if I can take 2 1/2 hours of Rob Bromley and Rex Chapman.

I've got TNT on... we will see how long I can make/take it...

Yeah, Chapman breaking into "My Old Kentucky Home" after that 3 was almost my breaking point.  All is forgiven, Jim Nantz.


I'm back to TBS.
/don't tell my fellow UK alums
 
2014-04-05 09:27:57 PM
Never, ever leave a Badger open in three-point land.
 
2014-04-05 09:28:08 PM
Love that transition 3.
 
2014-04-05 09:28:11 PM
Yeah, Florida had a run like that.
 
2014-04-05 09:28:31 PM

Gosling: Never, ever leave a Badger open in three-point land.


That sucker barely swished :)
 
2014-04-05 09:29:41 PM
I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?
 
2014-04-05 09:29:50 PM

Earguy: picodenico: Hey Earguy, it's on.

Thanks, tuned back in!

Out of Four Roses bourbon, only have Jack D in the house now.  Ugh.  Drink the JD, or switch liquors?


Just drink !!!! I have Smirnoff and Old Style Pilsner and hafta get to church in the morning after putting on a big pot of stew. Do I care? No, just drink!
 
2014-04-05 09:29:55 PM
What am I watching?
 
2014-04-05 09:30:14 PM
Why is Mr. T so high pitched?
 
2014-04-05 09:30:37 PM
Congrats your commercial has ensured I never play your game.
 
2014-04-05 09:30:56 PM

Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond.


Where'd you camp?
 
2014-04-05 09:31:10 PM

Evil Canadian: Earguy: picodenico: Hey Earguy, it's on.

Thanks, tuned back in!

Out of Four Roses bourbon, only have Jack D in the house now.  Ugh.  Drink the JD, or switch liquors?

Just drink !!!! I have Smirnoff and Old Style Pilsner and hafta get to church in the morning after putting on a big pot of stew. Do I care? No, just drink!


But, I'm a man of wealth and taste.
 
2014-04-05 09:31:21 PM

Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?


lol. he also have a bourbon tour here and a winery tour :) . Just stay away from the backwoods places. Nky in particular is pretty cool
 
2014-04-05 09:31:59 PM

Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?


The next county most likely wasn't.  You're tip off should have been on one side of the road there was a "Last Chance Liquor" and on the other was "First Stop Drinks."
 
2014-04-05 09:31:59 PM
Beeeeeeyootiful.
 
2014-04-05 09:32:17 PM

Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?


As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.
 
2014-04-05 09:32:18 PM
fark he just got robbed then raped
 
2014-04-05 09:32:38 PM

Earguy: But, I'm a man of wealth and taste.


+1
 
2014-04-05 09:34:01 PM
These refs tho.
 
2014-04-05 09:34:05 PM

bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.


My hometown recently went wet the stupidest way to do it: alcohol is legal by the drink in restaurants.

So you can't buy beer at the store, but you can get ripshiat at a restaurant then drive home.
 
2014-04-05 09:34:08 PM
Uh, do planted feet not mean a charge anymore? I missed a rule change this year? Help?
 
2014-04-05 09:34:15 PM
Can't wait until the refs call a foul on Kentucky...
 
2014-04-05 09:34:43 PM

soaboutthat: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

The next county most likely wasn't.  You're tip off should have been on one side of the road there was a "Last Chance Liquor" and on the other was "First Stop Drinks."


Growing up the guy that owned that store on the county line moved to my county so he could vote DRY every year. He contributed heavily to the campaign, but got told he couldn't hand out VOTE DRY signs at his store.
 
2014-04-05 09:34:53 PM
This is too rough. Are they winning in the kentucky kiss ass broadcast?
 
2014-04-05 09:35:20 PM
Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW
 
2014-04-05 09:36:30 PM

picodenico: Can't wait until the refs call a foul on Kentucky...


It appears that Kentucky and Florida play the same game: run over people and get all the calls.
 
2014-04-05 09:37:08 PM

jake_lex: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

My hometown recently went wet the stupidest way to do it: alcohol is legal by the drink in restaurants.

So you can't buy beer at the store, but you can get ripshiat at a restaurant then drive home.


So did my hometown a few years back. Places have to get 60% of sales from food I think. 
Georgetown, KY.

They think Lexington is liberal/communist because we have a smoking ban here.
 
2014-04-05 09:37:25 PM
Go Bucky go bucky go!
 
2014-04-05 09:37:56 PM

picodenico: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond.

Where'd you camp?


It was a small lake up by Drummond Lake.  It was called Perch Lake, but I guess it is not "the" Perch Lake that most think, because one of my friends was just going off GPS and ended up a few hours away. I really liked Wisconsin. It was August, so the weather was perfect too.
 
2014-04-05 09:37:59 PM

bionicjoe: soaboutthat: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

The next county most likely wasn't.  You're tip off should have been on one side of the road there was a "Last Chance Liquor" and on the other was "First Stop Drinks."

Growing up the guy that owned that store on the county line moved to my county so he could vote DRY every year. He contributed heavily to the campaign, but got told he couldn't hand out VOTE DRY signs at his store.


(Flawless victory.jpg)
 
2014-04-05 09:38:17 PM
Wait, did they actually call a foul on Kentucky!?!?
 
2014-04-05 09:39:06 PM

puffy999: It appears that Kentucky and Florida play the same game: run over people and get all the calls.


Well, you know, it's the SEC and they love them their football.
 
2014-04-05 09:39:09 PM
these refs are kinda sucking. I give it 4 (game) minutes to a Bo Tech
 
2014-04-05 09:39:14 PM

Conthan: It was called Perch Lake


Heh, I'm sure there's like 20 Perch Lakes in Wisconsin. Glad you enjoyed it here!
 
2014-04-05 09:39:35 PM

picodenico: Wait, did they actually call a foul on Kentucky!?!?


Butthurt.. it's more visible when they cry
 
2014-04-05 09:39:55 PM

Earguy: Yeah, Florida had a run like that.


See?
 
2014-04-05 09:40:34 PM

Spaz-master: picodenico: Wait, did they actually call a foul on Kentucky!?!?

Butthurt.. it's more visible when they cry


I do not want to see weeping butthurt on my TV.
 
2014-04-05 09:40:39 PM

bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.


Do you still live there? I don't think it works that way now. Counties are quota'd, I don't even know what a district would be. At least for bar sales there are oonly three licenses. 12:30, 2 (or something like that I always fark up the times) and not quota to accompany food sales (basically can't be used in a bar). I'm sure there are additional package store ones etc but I don't think there are 70.
 
2014-04-05 09:40:39 PM
I missed Mr T?
 
2014-04-05 09:41:03 PM

puffy999: picodenico: Can't wait until the refs call a foul on Kentucky...

It appears that Kentucky and Florida play the same game: run over people and get all the calls.


Yes, but we're good at it.
 
2014-04-05 09:41:09 PM

bionicjoe: jake_lex: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

My hometown recently went wet the stupidest way to do it: alcohol is legal by the drink in restaurants.

So you can't buy beer at the store, but you can get ripshiat at a restaurant then drive home.

So did my hometown a few years back. Places have to get 60% of sales from food I think. 
Georgetown, KY.

They think Lexington is liberal/communist because we have a smoking ban here.


Went to visit my cousin at Georgetown College a while back.  Went to dinner and ordered a drink and then we had to drive out of county get bottles later that night.  I was one confused guy.  (I'd been to dry to areas before but I'd never even heard of a county being moist).  Well, I decided to buy the liquor store and walked around campus with fifths all weekend.
 
2014-04-05 09:41:14 PM

bionicjoe: soaboutthat: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

The next county most likely wasn't.  You're tip off should have been on one side of the road there was a "Last Chance Liquor" and on the other was "First Stop Drinks."

Growing up the guy that owned that store on the county line moved to my county so he could vote DRY every year. He contributed heavily to the campaign, but got told he couldn't hand out VOTE DRY signs at his store.


Ha, so smart. We did go over to the next county over, and that liquor store looked like a Walmart on black Friday. We just wanted some bubbly for midnight, and we weren't prepared for what we saw, but it makes a good story. Seriously though, when I think of Kentucky I think bourbon and Drew Curtis being passed out drunk. Hell I grew up in Kansas, and a dry county sounded ludicrous to me.
 
2014-04-05 09:41:38 PM

Earguy: Spaz-master: picodenico: Wait, did they actually call a foul on Kentucky!?!?

Butthurt.. it's more visible when they cry

I do not want to see weeping butthurt on my TV.


sounds like something Jay Sin would be into.
 
2014-04-05 09:42:08 PM

bionicjoe: jake_lex: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

My hometown recently went wet the stupidest way to do it: alcohol is legal by the drink in restaurants.

So you can't buy beer at the store, but you can get ripshiat at a restaurant then drive home.

So did my hometown a few years back. Places have to get 60% of sales from food I think. 
Georgetown, KY.

They think Lexington is liberal/communist because we have a smoking ban here.


The food sales thing is for a non quota license. Maybe that county is dry for quota licenses?
 
2014-04-05 09:43:36 PM

NickelP: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

Do you still live there? I don't think it works that way now. Counties are quota'd, I don't even know what a district would be. At least for bar sales there are oonly three licenses. 12:30, 2 (or something like that I always fark up the times) and not quota to accompany food sales (basically can't be used in a bar). I'm sure there are additional package store ones etc but I don't think there are 70.


I live in Lexington. 
Jessamine & Shelby counties are MOIST as well as some others.
 
2014-04-05 09:44:30 PM

bionicjoe: NickelP: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

Do you still live there? I don't think it works that way now. Counties are quota'd, I don't even know what a district would be. At least for bar sales there are oonly three licenses. 12:30, 2 (or something like that I always fark up the times) and not quota to accompany food sales (basically can't be used in a bar). I'm sure there are additional package store ones etc but I don't think there are 70.

I live in Lexington. 
Jessamine & Shelby counties are MOIST as well as some others.


Counties can refuse different licenses I think. What is a district?
 
2014-04-05 09:44:35 PM
Kaminsky may or may not have flopped, but Kentucky basically got a Lifetime Achievement foul for it.
 
2014-04-05 09:44:36 PM
Wisconsin is way to white to cover above the rim.
 
2014-04-05 09:46:01 PM
Commercial.  NSFW all the way.   1     2     3
 
2014-04-05 09:47:13 PM
Mathew McConaughey looks like crap with AIDS.
 
2014-04-05 09:47:37 PM

Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW


Ginger day?
 
2014-04-05 09:48:19 PM

Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?


Youse gots a problem wid'dat?
 
2014-04-05 09:48:51 PM

Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?


Oh no, an observation rather than a complaint!
 
2014-04-05 09:48:58 PM
BEAUTIFUL three there
 
2014-04-05 09:49:42 PM

Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?


Wisconsin Colors!
 
2014-04-05 09:50:14 PM

Evil Canadian: Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?

Oh no, an observation rather than a complaint!


And it's a beautiful day!
 
2014-04-05 09:50:44 PM
Kentucky's getting their points when Wisconsin's in their face. Wisconsin's getting their points when Kentucky isn't in theirs.
 
2014-04-05 09:52:16 PM
If that isn't a technical, I'll eat my cock.
 
2014-04-05 09:52:19 PM
Ummmm flagrant??
 
2014-04-05 09:52:23 PM

Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?


This is the internet equivalent to when some outsider starts shiat in a bar and gets called on it and the entire place stands up for the regular :)

for reals though why do none of these girls show the v?

//yeah I tried like 5 different ways to say that without sounding sounding creepy and just figured fark it
 
2014-04-05 09:53:09 PM
How about the punch before that?
 
2014-04-05 09:53:20 PM

picodenico: Ummmm flagrant??


Announcer: "That's not a flagrant" uhhh yes it is.
 
2014-04-05 09:53:33 PM

NickelP: bionicjoe: NickelP: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

Do you still live there? I don't think it works that way now. Counties are quota'd, I don't even know what a district would be. At least for bar sales there are oonly three licenses. 12:30, 2 (or something like that I always fark up the times) and not quota to accompany food sales (basically can't be used in a bar). I'm sure there are additional package store ones etc but I don't think there are 70.

I live in Lexington. 
Jessamine & Shelby counties are MOIST as well as some others.

Counties can refuse different licenses I think. What is a district?


District isn't the right word, but it's the same idea. It was in the news a bunch last year because the governor just wants to streamline liquor laws.
 
2014-04-05 09:53:35 PM

picodenico: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?

Oh no, an observation rather than a complaint!

And it's a beautiful day!


Funny thing, though, as a photographer I look at the pictures more on their merits than how hot/sexy they are:  Focus, lighting, pose, etc.  You'll notice I almost never have the cliché'ed hot chick posing with a car or motorcycle.  Often I'm more interested in the eyes than the tits.
 
2014-04-05 09:53:46 PM
Total bullshiat
 
2014-04-05 09:54:08 PM

NickelP: for reals though why do none of these girls show the v?


I'm sure they do....just gotta look for it online! :)

/tineye is your friend
 
2014-04-05 09:54:27 PM
A flop? Take a punch to the jaw at 7' above ground - you might fall down. I know I would at 5' 10", but I am an old broad yet.
 
2014-04-05 09:54:35 PM
Horrible call
 
2014-04-05 09:54:48 PM

NickelP: Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?

This is the internet equivalent to when some outsider starts shiat in a bar and gets called on it and the entire place stands up for the regular :)

for reals though why do none of these girls show the v?

//yeah I tried like 5 different ways to say that without sounding sounding creepy and just figured fark it


Firebush is like seeing a unicorn.  So very rare.
 
2014-04-05 09:55:01 PM
Wow, they got it right.

Greg, you're completely wrong dude, sorry.
 
2014-04-05 09:55:23 PM
44 on 44 violence.
 
2014-04-05 09:55:50 PM
Crap
 
2014-04-05 09:56:10 PM
Calipari is sitting on a stool right next to the baseline.

Hokay....
 
2014-04-05 09:56:16 PM

NickelP: Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?

This is the internet equivalent to when some outsider starts shiat in a bar and gets called on it and the entire place stands up for the regular :)

for reals though why do none of these girls show the v?

//yeah I tried like 5 different ways to say that without sounding sounding creepy and just figured fark it


Looking for pics to post (I do this live on the fly) I'm seeing lots of "v".   As noted above, I look for visually compelling shots, and most "hey look at my snatch" photos don't pass my muster.
 
2014-04-05 09:56:18 PM
And Badgers gain one net point out of that whole affair, and the ball.
 
2014-04-05 09:56:21 PM
Floppy McFlopperson is playing well for Wisci.
 
2014-04-05 09:56:34 PM
Kerr just argued for the result that happened, then got confused with what was going on.
Idiot.
 
2014-04-05 09:57:44 PM
Glad they called that. Can't shove a guy in the face.
 
2014-04-05 09:58:08 PM
Somebody's getting chewed out.
 
2014-04-05 09:58:21 PM
Kentucky always seems to be down in the first half but they hang around like foreskin.
 
2014-04-05 09:59:00 PM
Badgers deadly at the line so far. Kentucky's conceding two points every time they send a Badger up.
 
2014-04-05 09:59:08 PM
To be as big as he his, Frank sure falls down easy.
 
2014-04-05 09:59:09 PM

bionicjoe: NickelP: bionicjoe: NickelP: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

Do you still live there? I don't think it works that way now. Counties are quota'd, I don't even know what a district would be. At least for bar sales there are oonly three licenses. 12:30, 2 (or something like that I always fark up the times) and not quota to accompany food sales (basically can't be used in a bar). I'm sure there are additional package store ones etc but I don't think there are 70.

I live in Lexington. 
Jessamine & Shelby counties are MOIST as well as some others.

Counties can refuse different licenses I think. What is a district?

District isn't the right word, but it's the same idea. It was in the news a bunch last year because the governor just wants to streamline liquor laws.


I don't know my experience is in bone/Kenton/Campbell county (cinci area) but we just go by county. Ohio does use districts and its retarded as fark. I kind of like ccounty's better
 
2014-04-05 09:59:51 PM
Commercial, again.  So many commercials.   SFW  NSFW   NSFW
 
2014-04-05 10:00:35 PM

soaboutthat: To be as big as he his, Frank sure falls down easy.


He's not exactly Shaq in terms of big. He's more of a telephone pole.
 
2014-04-05 10:01:09 PM

soaboutthat: To be as big as he his, Frank sure falls down easy.


In soccer he gets a card for being a drama queen biatch
 
2014-04-05 10:01:41 PM

Earguy: Commercial, again.  So many commercials.   SFW  NSFW   NSFW


Dear god...#2....
 
2014-04-05 10:01:51 PM

elguerodiablo: Kentucky always seems to be down in the first half but they hang around like foreskin.


They play an inside game that puts the other team into foul trouble or exhausts the other team. So in the end they get easier shots.
 
2014-04-05 10:02:26 PM

picodenico: soaboutthat: To be as big as he his, Frank sure falls down easy.

He's not exactly Shaq in terms of big. He's more of a telephone pole.


Exactly. Reminds me of my 22 year old son - 6'3" 160 lbs. Tall, can move around, wiry, strong, but not a whole lot o weight so the physics of falling over are not the same as a guy 6'3" 210.
 
2014-04-05 10:02:26 PM

Earguy: NickelP: Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?

This is the internet equivalent to when some outsider starts shiat in a bar and gets called on it and the entire place stands up for the regular :)

for reals though why do none of these girls show the v?

//yeah I tried like 5 different ways to say that without sounding sounding creepy and just figured fark it

Looking for pics to post (I do this live on the fly) I'm seeing lots of "v".   As noted above, I look for visually compelling shots, and most "hey look at my snatch" photos don't pass my muster.


V shots.
 
2014-04-05 10:02:38 PM

picodenico: Earguy: Commercial, again.  So many commercials.   SFW  NSFW   NSFW

Dear god...#2....


Her right nipple looks like its trying to escape
 
2014-04-05 10:02:45 PM

soaboutthat: To be as big as he his, Frank sure falls down easy.


he's kinda falltastic
 
2014-04-05 10:02:53 PM

picodenico: Earguy: Commercial, again.  So many commercials.   SFW  NSFW   NSFW

Dear god...#2....


Seriously.
 
2014-04-05 10:03:00 PM
Bodgers?!?! We don't need no stinkin' bodgers!
 
2014-04-05 10:03:04 PM

picodenico: Earguy: Commercial, again.  So many commercials.   SFW  NSFW   NSFW

Dear god...#2....


THIS

/#1 was really nice too
 
2014-04-05 10:03:20 PM

picodenico: soaboutthat: To be as big as he his, Frank sure falls down easy.

He's not exactly Shaq in terms of big. He's more of a telephone pole.


Lee and Callie-Stein aren't big but they don't fall over with a stiff breeze... so I'm going go with

KeelingLovesCornholes: soaboutthat: To be as big as he his, Frank sure falls down easy.

In soccer he gets a card for being a drama queen biatch

 
2014-04-05 10:04:05 PM
Charge. Crap.
 
2014-04-05 10:04:26 PM
Now 12/12 from the free throw line.
 
2014-04-05 10:04:40 PM
The best thing about fapping to gingers is not having to worry about their souls being debased through porn
 
2014-04-05 10:05:12 PM

KeelingLovesCornholes: Charge. Crap.


They've not called a charge all night.
 
2014-04-05 10:05:49 PM

elguerodiablo: Earguy: NickelP: Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?

This is the internet equivalent to when some outsider starts shiat in a bar and gets called on it and the entire place stands up for the regular :)

for reals though why do none of these girls show the v?

//yeah I tried like 5 different ways to say that without sounding sounding creepy and just figured fark it

Looking for pics to post (I do this live on the fly) I'm seeing lots of "v".   As noted above, I look for visually compelling shots, and most "hey look at my snatch" photos don't pass my muster.

V shots.   TAKE 2

img.fark.net
img.fark.net

 
2014-04-05 10:05:53 PM

KeelingLovesCornholes: Charge. Crap.


Nope. Defenders feet were moving.
 
2014-04-05 10:06:47 PM

noblehammer16: picodenico: Earguy: Commercial, again.  So many commercials.   SFW  NSFW   NSFW

Dear god...#2....

THIS

/#1 was really nice too


See, my favorite pic of the three was #3, with the sweater.  Best pose, nice facial expression.

Yeah, the game is meh to me after the Gators lost.  Sorry if I'm drifting off topic.
 
2014-04-05 10:07:50 PM
OK getting stressy again. Dammit, will refill vodak.
 
2014-04-05 10:07:53 PM
Dafark was that call?
 
2014-04-05 10:07:53 PM
was that Duke floor slap?
 
2014-04-05 10:08:55 PM

soaboutthat: Dafark was that call?


I wish they replaid that I didn't see shiat
 
2014-04-05 10:09:12 PM
Commercial.  Someone wanted to see some V.    NSFW   NSFW    Oh, my, wow....NSFW
 
2014-04-05 10:10:00 PM

Earguy: Commercial.  Someone wanted to see some V.    NSFW   NSFW    Oh, my, wow....NSFW


Much better :)
 
2014-04-05 10:10:52 PM
Gah....really would've liked to get a basket there.
 
2014-04-05 10:11:05 PM

Evil Canadian: OK getting stressy again. Dammit, will refill vodak.


OK halftime, NOW I will refill my drink.
 
2014-04-05 10:11:24 PM
No problem with a 4 point deficit when Hawkins & the local boy had to play 2:30.
 
2014-04-05 10:12:22 PM

bionicjoe: No problem with a 4 point deficit when Hawkins & the local boy had to play 2:30.


Yeah I'm OK with that half.
 
2014-04-05 10:12:32 PM

Earguy: Commercial.  Someone wanted to see some V.    NSFW   NSFW    Oh, my, wow....NSFW


I completely forgot what I was just thinking about...

#3, wow
 
2014-04-05 10:15:10 PM

NickelP: bionicjoe: No problem with a 4 point deficit when Hawkins & the local boy had to play 2:30.

Yeah I'm OK with that half.


So long as they continue to stop Kentucky from offensive rebounds I'm happy with the way the game is going
 
2014-04-05 10:15:17 PM
Wife has stepped out of room, can breathe again. Her stressy is fueling mine.

First Half Observations:
Koenig has looked pretty good.
Randle is not stoppable.
Badgers will win if Kentucky continues to foul them. It will be interesting to see what happens if Kentucky stops fouling - can the Badgers still score?
Wildcats have found a way to stop Kaminsky, but can they stop the rest?
Lots of clutch and grab - never thought that would be a phrase outside hockey, but it fits here too.
 
2014-04-05 10:15:40 PM

NickelP: bionicjoe: No problem with a 4 point deficit when Hawkins & the local boy had to play 2:30.

Yeah I'm OK with that half.


Hawkins knows his role. Work it.
 
2014-04-05 10:16:04 PM
I hope this is a new Hayes for Days.
 
2014-04-05 10:17:18 PM

Belegur: I hope this is a new Hayes for Days.


I love his videos. His deadpan humor is hilarious.
 
2014-04-05 10:19:37 PM
Yeah, sure, Badgers need to get the ball to Kaminsky.

The Badgers don't work that way. They get the ball to whoever happens to be open, and if Kaminsky is drawing double teams all day, that's fine, he can draw double teams while someone else goes undefended and that guy can take the shot.
 
2014-04-05 10:20:01 PM
Hayes played DE in HS.  That would be fun to watch.
 
2014-04-05 10:21:09 PM
God damn, could Fark fix the farkin fact I can't see the text box on the iPhone. C'mon
 
2014-04-05 10:23:59 PM
Blab blab blab halftime talking heads analyzing my Gators' loss.    Distractions!    SFW  NSFW   NSFW
 
2014-04-05 10:25:13 PM
hahahaha I love Chuck
 
2014-04-05 10:25:48 PM
"They're supposed to be homers."  Go call ahead Charles and call them idiots!!!
 
2014-04-05 10:25:52 PM

KeelingLovesCornholes: God damn, could Fark fix the farkin fact I can't see the text box on the iPhone. C'mon


Try a different browser.
 
2014-04-05 10:27:02 PM
This halftime is taking forever.
 
2014-04-05 10:28:04 PM

picodenico: hahahaha I love Chuck


Skipping the Badgercentric broadcast?
 
2014-04-05 10:28:12 PM

Gosling: This halftime is taking forever.


Yeah, we're going on 20 minutes here.
 
2014-04-05 10:28:40 PM

Gosling: Yeah, sure, Badgers need to get the ball to Kaminsky.

The Badgers don't work that way. They get the ball to whoever happens to be open, nd if Kaminsky is drawing double teams all day, that's fine, he can draw double teams while someone else goes undefended and that guy can take the shot.


Hard to get it to a player that is constantly in mid-flop.
 
2014-04-05 10:29:06 PM

Belegur: Skipping the Badgercentric broadcast?


No cable, got a great good stream of the normal broadcast, not risking a change.
 
2014-04-05 10:30:57 PM
More commercials at halftime.  Double the reason to be distracted with something more interesting.

SFW   NSFW   NSFW
 
2014-04-05 10:31:38 PM
So for halftime I got a 4pk of this Smith & Forge hard cider. They were selling it for $5 and at 6% I figured "Why not?"

It's not bad. It's not great, but it's not bad either.
 
2014-04-05 10:32:49 PM
Alright. 20 more minutes.

GO BUCKY!!!
 
2014-04-05 10:33:44 PM

cameroncrazy1984: So for halftime I got a 4pk of this Smith & Forge hard cider. They were selling it for $5 and at 6% I figured "Why not?"

It's not bad. It's not great, but it's not bad either.


If you like cider, you have to try Bold Rock Cider.  Best stuff there is, made in Virginia.
 
2014-04-05 10:34:39 PM
And that is not how Kentucky wanted to come out of the locker room.
 
2014-04-05 10:35:03 PM

soaboutthat: cameroncrazy1984: So for halftime I got a 4pk of this Smith & Forge hard cider. They were selling it for $5 and at 6% I figured "Why not?"

It's not bad. It's not great, but it's not bad either.

If you like cider, you have to try Bold Rock Cider.  Best stuff there is, made in Virginia.


Hmm. Haven't seen that around here. I'll have to go to Wegmans or Consumers for that probably.
 
2014-04-05 10:35:30 PM
And another commercial break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW
 
2014-04-05 10:36:01 PM

Gosling: And that is not how Kentucky wanted to come out of the locker room.


No hustle for that loose ball. 
That's a paddlin' from Cal.
 
2014-04-05 10:36:34 PM

cameroncrazy1984: So for halftime I got a 4pk of this Smith & Forge hard cider. They were selling it for $5 and at 6% I figured "Why not?"

It's not bad. It's not great, but it's not bad either.


Have you tried Woodchuck or Angry Orchard? How would you compare it to them? I'm a big cider and porter/stout fan here.
 
2014-04-05 10:37:11 PM

cameroncrazy1984: soaboutthat: cameroncrazy1984: So for halftime I got a 4pk of this Smith & Forge hard cider. They were selling it for $5 and at 6% I figured "Why not?"

It's not bad. It's not great, but it's not bad either.

If you like cider, you have to try Bold Rock Cider.  Best stuff there is, made in Virginia.

Hmm. Haven't seen that around here. I'll have to go to Wegmans or Consumers for that probably.


I don't know how far outside of Virginia they are.  They're like 2 years old and already the best selling cider in the state (beating Woodchuck and Hornsby's - not saying either those are good but to already be topping sells.)
 
2014-04-05 10:37:20 PM

Earguy: And another commercial break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW


I'll be thinking of #3 when I nail the wife later.
 
2014-04-05 10:38:09 PM

Conthan: cameroncrazy1984: So for halftime I got a 4pk of this Smith & Forge hard cider. They were selling it for $5 and at 6% I figured "Why not?"

It's not bad. It's not great, but it's not bad either.

Have you tried Woodchuck or Angry Orchard? How would you compare it to them? I'm a big cider and porter/stout fan here.


I have tried both, I prefer Woodchuck to both of them. This is a bit too alcoholic. It's a bit dry, but not even a good dry.
 
2014-04-05 10:38:54 PM
That looked like an up and down travel.
 
2014-04-05 10:39:07 PM

bionicjoe: Earguy: And another commercial break.   NSFW   NSFW  NSFW

I'll be thinking of #3 when I nail the wife later.


I'm already brainstorming an excuse for when I accidently yell 'oh yeah #1'
 
2014-04-05 10:39:43 PM
Hey Badger... Young drives to the left, he's done it all night.  That's a friendly tip for the evening.
 
2014-04-05 10:40:10 PM

Conthan: cameroncrazy1984: So for halftime I got a 4pk of this Smith & Forge hard cider. They were selling it for $5 and at 6% I figured "Why not?"

It's not bad. It's not great, but it's not bad either.

Have you tried Woodchuck or Angry Orchard? How would you compare it to them? I'm a big cider and porter/stout fan here.


Snakebites are awesome.
 
2014-04-05 10:40:16 PM
F*ck.

Come on Badgers.
 
2014-04-05 10:40:18 PM
Ruh roh. Kentucky's found their stride for once.
 
2014-04-05 10:40:43 PM
iI like the 'am I really this open?' PausPause hell yea Kentucky game
 
2014-04-05 10:41:12 PM

picodenico: F*ck.

Come on Badgers.


Fark me, I am pissed off and walking away. Fark the one and done-ers who have no business pretending to be "student athletes"
 
2014-04-05 10:41:24 PM
Crazy two minutes.
 
2014-04-05 10:41:29 PM

Gosling: Ruh roh. Kentucky's found their stride for once.


Theyve been doing this all tourney.
 
2014-04-05 10:41:47 PM
For being "veterans", Wisconsin is looking pretty shaky right now.
 
2014-04-05 10:41:59 PM
This is awesome!

MOLTAR.
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
 
2014-04-05 10:42:24 PM
Kentucky is just so god damn fast. You get off your a game for a second and they turn it into a Ten point run
 
2014-04-05 10:43:10 PM

Evil Canadian: picodenico: F*ck.

Come on Badgers.

Fark me, I am pissed off and walking away. Fark the one and done-ers who have no business pretending to be "student athletes"


You tell them not to go make millions.  They're in a horrible place.  If they could they'd go pro straight outta high school.  The NBA needs to stop this.  Stay come straight to us or take 2/3 years and then come to us.
 
2014-04-05 10:43:16 PM
Fire your team up, Bo. Settle down.
 
2014-04-05 10:43:19 PM
What a tip in.  Looked like interference but shiat the guy was 2 feet above the rim.  Just give him the bucket for that.
 
2014-04-05 10:43:40 PM
A little early to say "dagger"...but...
 
2014-04-05 10:43:46 PM

Evil Canadian: picodenico: F*ck.

Come on Badgers.

Fark me, I am pissed off and walking away. Fark the one and done-ers who have no business pretending to be "student athletes"


Ain't our rule. 
I don't like still not knowing all the players in late March.
 
2014-04-05 10:43:59 PM

soaboutthat: The NBA needs to stop this. Stay come straight to us or take 2/3 years and then come to us.


Indeed. It's terrible.
 
2014-04-05 10:44:57 PM
Commercial break.   SFW   SFW   Borderline  Borderline
 
2014-04-05 10:45:15 PM

Earguy: A little early to say "dagger"...but...


It's only a dagger when Wayne Larrivee calls it.
 
2014-04-05 10:45:28 PM
terribull
 
2014-04-05 10:45:56 PM

soaboutthat: Evil Canadian: picodenico: F*ck.

Come on Badgers.

Fark me, I am pissed off and walking away. Fark the one and done-ers who have no business pretending to be "student athletes"

You tell them not to go make millions.  They're in a horrible place.  If they could they'd go pro straight outta high school.  The NBA needs to stop this.  Stay come straight to us or take 2/3 years and then come to us.


Or just pay kids out of high school a good salary to play in the D league.  Then people would actually watch D league games.
 
2014-04-05 10:46:02 PM

bionicjoe: Evil Canadian: picodenico: F*ck.

Come on Badgers.

Fark me, I am pissed off and walking away. Fark the one and done-ers who have no business pretending to be "student athletes"

Ain't our rule. 
I don't like still not knowing all the players in late March.


For real. Don't hate the player hate the game
 
2014-04-05 10:46:31 PM

elguerodiablo: soaboutthat: Evil Canadian: picodenico: F*ck.

Come on Badgers.

Fark me, I am pissed off and walking away. Fark the one and done-ers who have no business pretending to be "student athletes"

You tell them not to go make millions.  They're in a horrible place.  If they could they'd go pro straight outta high school.  The NBA needs to stop this.  Stay come straight to us or take 2/3 years and then come to us.

Or just pay kids out of high school a good salary to play in the D league.  Then people would actually watch D league games.


Colleges would lose a sh*t ton of money.
 
2014-04-05 10:47:17 PM
You may be flopping too much when.....
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-05 10:47:53 PM
Well, time to show who you are, Badgers.
 
2014-04-05 10:48:10 PM

bionicjoe: You may be flopping too much when.....
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]


Ha!
 
2014-04-05 10:48:23 PM

NickelP: bionicjoe: Evil Canadian: picodenico: F*ck.

Come on Badgers.

Fark me, I am pissed off and walking away. Fark the one and done-ers who have no business pretending to be "student athletes"

Ain't our rule. 
I don't like still not knowing all the players in late March.

For real. Don't hate the player hate the game


Especially when you consider that every athlete is one injury away from ending their careers.

But some of these guys are delusional about their abilities. They may be top dog at the college level, but NBA would eat them alive.
 
2014-04-05 10:49:43 PM

cameroncrazy1984: elguerodiablo: soaboutthat: Evil Canadian: picodenico: F*ck.

Come on Badgers.

Fark me, I am pissed off and walking away. Fark the one and done-ers who have no business pretending to be "student athletes"

You tell them not to go make millions.  They're in a horrible place.  If they could they'd go pro straight outta high school.  The NBA needs to stop this.  Stay come straight to us or take 2/3 years and then come to us.

Or just pay kids out of high school a good salary to play in the D league.  Then people would actually watch D league games.

Colleges would lose a sh*t ton of money.


The TV contracts for just basketball alone are over a billion a year.  The NCAAs coke and whore parties must make Prokhorov's seem amatuerism.
 
2014-04-05 10:50:53 PM
YES
 
2014-04-05 10:51:44 PM
Anyone else's Fark wonky tonight? Slow to load. Using m.fark.com except to post commercial links.
 
2014-04-05 10:51:49 PM

Earguy: Especially when you consider that every athlete is one injury away from ending their careers.

But some of these guys are delusional about their abilities. They may be top dog at the college level, but NBA would eat them alive.


No matter how you look at it, the guys who are going to Kentucky want to play pro ball. They aren't there for the scholarship, or to spend 4 years developing. I personally think a D-league solution would probably be the best, but the NBA right now has essentially a free minor league with the NCAA, and a tournament that is marketing future NBA stars for them, so they are ok with it.

All the while the schools and their coaches are laughing their way to the bank.
 
2014-04-05 10:51:57 PM
And all of a sudden Kentucky gets the full Wisconsin and it's a tie ballgame again.
 
2014-04-05 10:52:24 PM
So much for my "dagger" thought. Close game again.
 
2014-04-05 10:53:41 PM
BUSEY

Earguy: Anyone else's Fark wonky tonight? Slow to load. Using m.fark.com except to post commercial links.


I haven't had any problems.
 
2014-04-05 10:53:42 PM
Um I think yeah it is a bit early for the dagger?
 
2014-04-05 10:54:31 PM
Somebody in the Walking Dead thread said thar Gary Busey and Charlie Sheen should show up in the show playing themselves.  That might be the best idea ever.
 
2014-04-05 10:54:39 PM
Is Gary Busey really the best spokesman for... well, anything?
 
2014-04-05 10:54:54 PM
Go kentucky!
 
2014-04-05 10:55:22 PM
Does the NCAA Tournament really want to be sponsored by a company that starts with the word Northwestern?
 
2014-04-05 10:55:34 PM
What a freaking game...ON WISCONSIN!!
 
2014-04-05 10:55:49 PM
I want to know how Gary Busey managed to get someone to pay him to be crazy.  It is impressive.
 
2014-04-05 10:55:56 PM
COmmercial  NSFW    1  2   3  OK so a couple are SFW, sue me.
 
2014-04-05 10:56:02 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Is Gary Busey really the best spokesman for... well, anything?


He's the best spokesman for everything.
 
2014-04-05 10:57:01 PM
This is going to be a nail biter. No matter how it goes I just hope the refs don't screw someone at the end
 
2014-04-05 10:57:13 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Is Gary Busey really the best spokesman for... well, anything?


Drugs.
 
2014-04-05 10:57:17 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Is Gary Busey really the best spokesman for... well, anything?


Bi-polar?
Schizophrenia?
 
2014-04-05 10:58:36 PM
This game.

This farking game.
 
2014-04-05 10:59:13 PM

elguerodiablo: Incorrigible Astronaut: Is Gary Busey really the best spokesman for... well, anything?

Drugs.


Seriously. Remember the "this is your brain on drugs" commercials? He could scare a generation of children in Colorado to go drug-free.
 
2014-04-05 10:59:43 PM
Foot was moving.
 
2014-04-05 11:00:06 PM

NickelP: This is going to be a nail biter. No matter how it goes I just hope the refs don't screw someone at the end


As a Badgers fan....we know we are going to get screwed....
 
2014-04-05 11:00:07 PM
That was a make-up call for the last missed call.
 
2014-04-05 11:01:12 PM
FRANK THE TANK!!!
 
2014-04-05 11:01:27 PM
Rebound for gods sake
 
2014-04-05 11:01:44 PM
Too much passing.
 
2014-04-05 11:01:47 PM

eagles95: NickelP: This is going to be a nail biter. No matter how it goes I just hope the refs don't screw someone at the end

As a Badgers fan....we know we are going to get screwed....


Uh huh...
 
2014-04-05 11:01:49 PM
The Badgers are at least able to foul, because they have more potential scorers and they stand a chance of Kentucky missing the free throw. Kentucky KNOWS Wisconsin will drain everything they're given.
 
2014-04-05 11:02:37 PM

eagles95: NickelP: This is going to be a nail biter. No matter how it goes I just hope the refs don't screw someone at the end

As a Badgers fan....we know we are going to get screwed....


Yeah bullshiat. Two white refs? Gonna get the calls. See?
 
2014-04-05 11:02:55 PM
Breakie time!   NSFW   1    2   3
 
2014-04-05 11:03:35 PM

KeelingLovesCornholes: Two white refs?


Wow, really?
 
2014-04-05 11:04:26 PM
Taking a selfie of yourself next to the lead singer may have just set a new paradigm of douchieness.
 
2014-04-05 11:04:37 PM
Tots
 
2014-04-05 11:06:15 PM

picodenico: KeelingLovesCornholes: Two white refs?

Wow, really?


For the same reason he would think the Badgers would get screwed on calls.
 
2014-04-05 11:06:24 PM
Would love to see UK lose this due to a late tech on Calipari for BEING ON THE DAMNED COURT TOO MUCH

/pet peeve
 
2014-04-05 11:07:21 PM
Tight whistle for some reason? Explain?
 
2014-04-05 11:07:33 PM
Oh, I hope the scoreboard doesn't break loose and leave a crater in the court. CBS seems to have terrible luck keeping their giant bracket up there.
 
2014-04-05 11:07:39 PM
Coach say stop being an asshole
 
2014-04-05 11:07:40 PM
Wow....that's a lot of fouls all of a sudden. I guess ok, but I'm not really seeing a lot of those on my stream.
 
2014-04-05 11:08:17 PM
Walk!
 
2014-04-05 11:08:23 PM

Gosling: Oh, I hope the scoreboard doesn't break loose and leave a crater in the court. CBS seems to have terrible luck keeping their giant bracket up there.


It's probably held up by brackets.
 
2014-04-05 11:09:06 PM
I picked a bad week quit sniffing glue!


/THIS GAME
 
2014-04-05 11:09:07 PM
Streaky second half.  Hope KY makes another run to make it interesting.
 
2014-04-05 11:09:58 PM
Wow. Can't complain too much after a bunch of fouls before, but yeesh refs. Stop calling so much stuff.
 
2014-04-05 11:10:04 PM
Bad call.
 
2014-04-05 11:10:21 PM
Kaminsky is a joke compared to Randle.
 
2014-04-05 11:10:36 PM
Yeah, that was goaltending.
 
2014-04-05 11:10:39 PM
Whoa, wife is losing it.....

"Oh shut the fark up - I'm tired of these announcers"

I suspect she has them with 5 fouls and outta there, with some better ones?
 
2014-04-05 11:11:10 PM

bionicjoe: Kaminsky is a joke compared to Randle.


Wish that would translate to points
 
2014-04-05 11:11:29 PM
Wow.
 
2014-04-05 11:11:39 PM
Jesus Dekker.....just get out of the way!
 
2014-04-05 11:11:48 PM
These are some very dubious calls...
 
2014-04-05 11:11:59 PM

Evil Canadian: Whoa, wife is losing it.....

"Oh shut the fark up - I'm tired of these announcers"

I suspect she has them with 5 fouls and outta there, with some better ones?


Show her my commercial links, calm her down.
 
2014-04-05 11:12:33 PM
Larrivee just said "winner gets Kentucky Monday night".

How would that even work?
 
2014-04-05 11:12:51 PM
That was a full on posterizing.
 
2014-04-05 11:12:54 PM
Damn, the refs are just blowing the whistle every possession.
 
2014-04-05 11:13:05 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-05 11:13:07 PM
F*cking heart attack time again.
 
2014-04-05 11:13:22 PM
farkin commercials.
 
2014-04-05 11:13:49 PM

Gosling: Larrivee just said "winner gets Kentucky Monday night".

How would that even work?


Transdimensional Basketball is the hot new thing.
 
2014-04-05 11:13:49 PM
Its almost like the NCAA would like a UK vs UCONN title game
 
2014-04-05 11:13:54 PM

KeelingLovesCornholes: farkin commercials.


Could be worse, we could not get nakey red heads
 
2014-04-05 11:14:19 PM

picodenico: F*cking heart attack time again.


KeelingLovesCornholes: farkin commercials.


Yes, and yes.
 
2014-04-05 11:14:20 PM
COmmercial, NSFW   A   B   C
 
2014-04-05 11:15:44 PM

eagles95: Its almost like the NCAA would like a UK vs UCONN title game


Oh please.
UK is down 2 while Bucky leads the foul shooting by 7.
 
2014-04-05 11:15:59 PM

Earguy: COmmercial, NSFW   A   B   C


Freckle Faptastick.
 
2014-04-05 11:16:18 PM
Commencing chewing on nails and have taken blood pressure meds.
 
2014-04-05 11:16:58 PM
Tied up!
 
2014-04-05 11:17:13 PM

NickelP: KeelingLovesCornholes: farkin commercials.

Could be worse, we could not get nakey red heads


I would prefer silence and naked red heads.
 
2014-04-05 11:17:27 PM
Come on Badgers. Show who you are.
 
2014-04-05 11:17:38 PM
Lol nice job badger
 
2014-04-05 11:18:30 PM
This game is starting to deliver.
 
2014-04-05 11:18:39 PM
Sure looked like that ball Frank threw off the UK player bounced out.
 
2014-04-05 11:18:42 PM

elguerodiablo: Incorrigible Astronaut: Is Gary Busey really the best spokesman for... well, anything?

Drugs.


Helmets.
 
2014-04-05 11:18:49 PM
Come On Badgers!!
 
2014-04-05 11:19:36 PM

picodenico: Come on Badgers. Show who you are.


Ball off a foot.
Fumble it out of bounds & 'save' it to UK.
 
2014-04-05 11:20:01 PM
Calipari you farking greaseball.
 
2014-04-05 11:20:03 PM
Commercial break again  1   2   3   NSFW
 
2014-04-05 11:20:11 PM
Okay that was creepy Calipari.

ANOTHER commercial? WE JUST GOT BACK FROM ONE
 
2014-04-05 11:20:26 PM
I think every guy on the Kentucky bench would start for the badgers...

go badgers
 
2014-04-05 11:20:34 PM
Coach Cal ... With a little KIIIISS.. FORTHEBIGMAN

/Raftery
 
2014-04-05 11:21:55 PM

p.twimg.com
TIED!!!!

 
2014-04-05 11:22:10 PM
Pickle Roll to tie.
 
2014-04-05 11:22:12 PM
clutch time
 
2014-04-05 11:22:30 PM
OMG...
 
2014-04-05 11:22:41 PM
LOL
 
2014-04-05 11:22:44 PM
Wow
 
2014-04-05 11:22:50 PM
TRAE!!!!

/the dog just peed inside
 
2014-04-05 11:22:50 PM
I love all the pumpfakes.
 
2014-04-05 11:23:13 PM
Wow, drew the contact. I can't believe he almost hit that shot. That's a tough one there.
 
2014-04-05 11:23:31 PM
fark
 
2014-04-05 11:23:38 PM
He clearly traveled
 
2014-04-05 11:23:38 PM

Robin Hoodie: I think every guy on the Kentucky bench would start for the badgers...

go badgers


Not with Bo coaching, they wouldn't.
 
2014-04-05 11:23:51 PM
Oh....dear.
 
2014-04-05 11:24:10 PM
Bruno Mars from the band...
 
2014-04-05 11:24:12 PM
Wow that wasn't even close. Way to miss the travel refs!
 
2014-04-05 11:24:15 PM
holy cow

/wisconsin expression
 
2014-04-05 11:24:17 PM
Three free throws for Wisconsin, now? If you're Kentucky, you are crapping yourself right now.
 
2014-04-05 11:24:17 PM
And jumped in to him
 
2014-04-05 11:24:26 PM
NOONAN... NOONAN NOONAN!
 
2014-04-05 11:24:27 PM

TheManofPA: Wow, drew the contact. I can't believe he almost hit that shot. That's a tough one there.


and didn't get the travel call. 
:(
 
2014-04-05 11:24:46 PM
It would suck for UK to lose this on bad officiating....
 
2014-04-05 11:25:11 PM

Gosling: Three free throws for Wisconsin, now? If you're Kentucky, you are crapping yourself right now.


Yes over the poor officiating
 
2014-04-05 11:25:23 PM
AND A MISS
 
2014-04-05 11:25:25 PM
I have to piss so bad......but since i sat here badgers are playing better.


/it WAS a new couch
 
2014-04-05 11:25:28 PM
Appropriate this game would come down to a travel/flop combo.
 
2014-04-05 11:25:31 PM

mrtk421: It would suck for UK to lose this on bad officiating....


I would not mind.
 
2014-04-05 11:25:39 PM
Gaaaaahhhhh

mrtk421: It would suck for UK to lose this on bad officiating....


It's been bad for both teams.
 
2014-04-05 11:25:59 PM
Miss
 
2014-04-05 11:26:00 PM

TheManofPA: Wow, drew the contact. I can't believe he almost hit that shot. That's a tough one there.


cameroncrazy1984: Wow that wasn't even close. Way to miss the travel refs!


KeelingLovesCornholes: And jumped in to him


yep the fix is in
 
2014-04-05 11:26:11 PM
OK refs if the B1Gcrybags are right and you are going to screw the badgers, now would be a great time to start
 
2014-04-05 11:26:27 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
 
2014-04-05 11:26:30 PM
Oooohhhhhhhh
 
2014-04-05 11:26:38 PM
F*CK
 
2014-04-05 11:26:40 PM
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MISSING A FREE THROW YOU PIECE OF STOOL
 
2014-04-05 11:26:43 PM
Epic.
 
2014-04-05 11:26:47 PM
WHAT A TWIST
 
2014-04-05 11:26:50 PM
FARKING YES!!!!!!
 
2014-04-05 11:27:03 PM
Boom. **does little dance**
 
2014-04-05 11:27:05 PM
And fouls to give.
 
2014-04-05 11:27:06 PM
what a game... geez this is killing me
 
2014-04-05 11:27:08 PM
KY will foul on this shot watch.
 
2014-04-05 11:27:13 PM
Oh farking hell.
 
2014-04-05 11:27:39 PM
Alright Brust.
 
2014-04-05 11:27:45 PM
shiat....just....shiat....
 
2014-04-05 11:28:13 PM
As a Michigan fan all I can say is that I am sick of seeing that shot.
 
2014-04-05 11:28:16 PM
And here we go
 
2014-04-05 11:28:30 PM

Hobodeluxe: KY will foul on this shot watch.


Or at least be called for one.
 
2014-04-05 11:28:35 PM
What a farking game!
 
2014-04-05 11:28:39 PM
Timeout....NSFW   1   2   3Bonus
 
2014-04-05 11:28:42 PM

mrtk421: And fouls to give.


Ooops.  Looks like CBS just didn't update their graphic.
 
2014-04-05 11:28:52 PM
Take it to the rim. Please.
 
2014-04-05 11:29:30 PM
C'mon Bucky .....
 
2014-04-05 11:29:47 PM

star_topology: Take it to the rim. Please.


I read that in James Brown's voice.
 
2014-04-05 11:30:04 PM
FARKING ATTACK THE RIM GAHHHH
 
2014-04-05 11:30:06 PM
Go. CATS
 
2014-04-05 11:30:08 PM
FARK~!
 
2014-04-05 11:30:08 PM
whew
 
2014-04-05 11:30:11 PM
That is maybe the worst shot selection you could've had. Farking really?
 
2014-04-05 11:30:12 PM
Good game, Kentucky.

Ack.
 
2014-04-05 11:30:14 PM
Oh biatch.
 
2014-04-05 11:30:14 PM
Wow.  So close.  What a game.
 
2014-04-05 11:30:18 PM
Dammit.

Go UConn. Anybody but Kentucky.
 
2014-04-05 11:30:24 PM
Great, let's look forward to another shiatty basketball game.

I'd have loved to see Wisconsin-UCONN. The next game will be decided by how physical the refs let Kentucky be.
 
2014-04-05 11:30:26 PM
Good NIGHT badgers
 
2014-04-05 11:30:27 PM
Hell of a game after all.  And the championship will be #7 vs #8.
 
2014-04-05 11:30:33 PM
Awesome!
 
2014-04-05 11:30:50 PM
Wildcats!!!
 
2014-04-05 11:30:56 PM
That was a hell of a game. Victory reds?
 
2014-04-05 11:31:19 PM
And, once again, cheaters prosper.

I'd rather see Florida in the final game.
 
2014-04-05 11:31:22 PM
And Drew is losing his mind.
 
2014-04-05 11:31:24 PM
No couch is safe
 
2014-04-05 11:31:33 PM

picodenico: Dammit.

Go UConn. Anybody but Kentucky.


Itll be vacated anyways.
 
2014-04-05 11:31:34 PM
That's three game winners from the wing for Harrison.
 
2014-04-05 11:31:34 PM
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

GO BIG BLUE!!!!!
 
2014-04-05 11:31:47 PM
Refs won!

picodenico: Dammit.

Go UConn. Anybody but Kentucky.


This.
 
2014-04-05 11:31:48 PM
ugh

good game
 
2014-04-05 11:31:58 PM
C
A
T
S


CATS CATS CATS!!!
 
2014-04-05 11:32:47 PM

elguerodiablo: picodenico: Dammit.

Go UConn. Anybody but Kentucky.

Itll be vacated anyways.


Just like 2011 and 2012?
 
2014-04-05 11:32:52 PM
Lexington is on fire
 
2014-04-05 11:33:33 PM
And there goes the last team from the Big Ten.
 
2014-04-05 11:33:34 PM
Worst free throw misses since Chris Douglas-Roberts.
 
2014-04-05 11:33:41 PM
The two best teams are in the final game.
 
2014-04-05 11:33:49 PM
Miss one free throw.  Lose by one point.  The stripe is a cruel and capricious god.
 
2014-04-05 11:35:14 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Miss one free throw.  Lose by one point.  The stripe is a cruel and capricious god.


Indeed.

But, if you look at the Badgers FT average this season, they were WAY above their norm this game. Something like 74% was their average.
 
2014-04-05 11:35:48 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: Miss one free throw.  Lose by one point.  The stripe is a cruel and capricious god.


Had they hit a normal percentage they would've just lost by 6-8 points.
 
2014-04-05 11:36:20 PM
If you are a top recruit how do you even consider not going to Kentucky?

well you want to a championship? Yeah they are good that.

want to go to the nbaNBA? They are the best at that
 
2014-04-05 11:38:19 PM
UK and UConn? No parity in the college game.

Two weeks until the NBA playoffs start, basketball fans.
 
2014-04-05 11:38:27 PM
Well, at least the Brewers beat the Red Sox for the 2nd game in a row!
 
2014-04-05 11:39:12 PM

NickelP: If you are a top recruit how do you even consider not going to Kentucky?

well you want to a championship? Yeah they are good that.

want to go to the nbaNBA? They are the best at that


Wisconsin has a nice band though. You gotta give them that.
 
2014-04-05 11:39:46 PM

RoLleRKoaSTeR: C
A
T
S


CATS CATS CATS!!!


Boots n cats n boots n cats
 
2014-04-05 11:40:15 PM
*sigh*

Thanks Badgers buddies for hanging with me tonight. Thanks Earguy for your commercial break distractions. Farking heartbreaking game, but well enough fought for everybody.

/Wife is dealing better than I am.
//Better get her a Final Four T-Shirt ..... Her Elite 8 is now outta date.
 
2014-04-05 11:40:16 PM
Preseason number one in the final. I totally should have seen this coming.
 
2014-04-05 11:40:29 PM

picodenico: Well, at least the Brewers beat the Red Sox for the 2nd game in a row!


Onwards to glory.
 
2014-04-05 11:40:58 PM

Gunny Highway: Two weeks until the NBA playoffs start, basketball fans.


I have completely lost interest in the NBA over the past few years. I used to a be a HUGE fan, but I just have no desire to follow it anymore. Probably because the Bucks are horrible.
 
2014-04-05 11:41:04 PM
Well, we'll see you maniacs Monday night.
 
2014-04-05 11:41:46 PM

mikaloyd: Wisconsin has a nice band though. You gotta give them that.


WOOT!
 
2014-04-05 11:43:25 PM

Earguy: Well, we'll see you maniacs Monday night.


Indeed. I'll be here.
 
2014-04-05 11:44:00 PM

cameroncrazy1984: mrtk421: It would suck for UK to lose this on bad officiating....

I would not mind.


I take back everything I said previously
 
2014-04-05 11:45:40 PM
image.xyface.com
 
2014-04-05 11:46:57 PM
Somebody check Drew's pulse and breathing, please.
 
2014-04-05 11:58:05 PM

Gunny Highway: UK and UConn? No parity in the college game.

Two weeks until the NBA playoffs start, basketball fans.


For all the hate the NBA gets, the NBA playoffs is my favorite time in sports. I love football, but I hate seeing one blow out win being the end of it for a matchup. I love it that if one team wins game 1 in a blowout, the other team can still make adjustments, and come back to win the series. I had so much fun watching multiple series last year. The Nuggets and Warriors, Bulls and Nets in round 1. The Heat and Pacers series, the Spurs and Warriors. Then an awesome finals. I think the NBA playoffs are as good as they've been since the 90s.
 
2014-04-06 12:01:54 AM
Some guy who picked Kentucky to win it all is going to win the Fark pool.  Not bad.

The only Final Four team I got right was Florida.
 
2014-04-06 12:09:57 AM
Well, I just got back from seeing the new Captain America movie. It was pretty good. I had no idea the Winter Soldier was really HOLY CRAP UCONN AND KENTUCKY WON?!

GTG. MUST BUY LUMBER, NAILS, AMMO, AND BARBED WIRE. O_O

\ My bookie is gonna be p*ssed.
 
2014-04-06 12:12:08 AM
UConn vs Kentucky. The rich get richer, no matter who wins. The only thing surprising about seeing either team in the finals is how low they were seeded.
 
2014-04-06 12:15:19 AM

picodenico: Earguy: Fark yeah, I'm an alum, and I picked them to win the whole thing in my bracket.

I picked Wisconsin to make it to the Final 4. That won me the pool.

/got Florida winning it all


Kentucky going to the championship game won me the Fark Bracket Gredunza pool!
 
2014-04-06 12:20:26 AM

MontanaDave: Somebody check Drew's pulse and breathing, please.


Quick, someone get Drew so drunk that he makes a deal that if fate has Kentucky win it all, everyone gets a free month of TF. Bust out the mid-quality bourbon for this.
 
2014-04-06 12:27:56 AM

Passive Aggressive Larry: UConn vs Kentucky. The rich get richer, no matter who wins. The only thing surprising about seeing either team in the finals is how low they were seeded.


This. In fact, no matter who wins they will be the lowest ranked team ever to win, based upon the coaches poll at the end of the season. Up until this year the lowest ranked team was #14 (Lousiville IIRC) UConn was #19 and KY was #22. It's rather remarkable actually, because it will mark only the third time in NCAA history where team ranked outside of the top ten at the end of the season has won.
 
2014-04-06 12:51:47 AM
During the regular season, Kentucky was 2-8 in games decided by 5 points or less.  So even though they had a pretty lousy record going into the tournament, they weren't *that* far away from being a much higher-ranked team.  Over the last few weeks, they've figured out how to score a few more points and how to get an extra defensive stop or two so that those one-possession losses are suddenly one-possession wins.

I'm glad there's only one game left.  These last-possession games are killing me.
 
2014-04-06 01:24:21 AM

Conthan: Gunny Highway: UK and UConn? No parity in the college game.

Two weeks until the NBA playoffs start, basketball fans.

For all the hate the NBA gets, the NBA playoffs is my favorite time in sports. I love football, but I hate seeing one blow out win being the end of it for a matchup. I love it that if one team wins game 1 in a blowout, the other team can still make adjustments, and come back to win the series. I had so much fun watching multiple series last year. The Nuggets and Warriors, Bulls and Nets in round 1. The Heat and Pacers series, the Spurs and Warriors. Then an awesome finals. I think the NBA playoffs are as good as they've been since the 90s.


I prefer this.  Win-or-go-home amps up the electricity so much, everybody knows that this is it, you can't have an off night.  It's constant game 7s.
 
2014-04-06 01:30:05 AM

TheManofPA: MontanaDave: Somebody check Drew's pulse and breathing, please.

Quick, someone get Drew so drunk that he makes a deal that if fate has Kentucky win it all, everyone gets a free month of TF. Bust out the mid-quality bourbon for this.


He's down on State Street with his old couch
 
2014-04-06 01:50:35 AM

SmackLT: antidisestablishmentarianism: SmackLT: These games will be won or lost based on the niceness of the cars driven by the respective coaches. Let's break it down:

Did you come up with that yourself because it is pretty awesome.

/seriously
//I'm not being snarky
///Go Bucky
////Politics thread i son notice
//slashies

I just made it up. It's actually really damn hard to find out what different coaches drive, so I made up the cars. Thought I'd kick off the thread with a little silliness.


Only car I see Calipari drive is his ML550.
 
2014-04-06 10:24:19 AM

KeelingLovesCornholes: TheManofPA: MontanaDave: Somebody check Drew's pulse and breathing, please.

Quick, someone get Drew so drunk that he makes a deal that if fate has Kentucky win it all, everyone gets a free month of TF. Bust out the mid-quality bourbon for this.

He's down on State Street with his old couch


If I was a couch, State Street would be the last place I'd ever want to find myself during March Madness...
Listened to the police radio prior to falling asleep, something on the order of 60 furniture fires and multiple street signs uprooted after the game.
 
2014-04-06 02:17:14 PM
heh, just checked on my Fark.com bracket group.  Why, yes, I am the last man standing.

/UK all the way!
//no, it wasnt the bracket greenlit too late for non-TFers
 
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