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(CBS Sports)   WILL the Gators chomp on the UCONN? CAN Kentucky survive Bucky? This is your NCAA Final Four discussion thread. Tonight on TBS. First tip at 6:09 pm ET, second tip at 8:49 pm ET   (cbssports.com) divider line 576
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2014-04-05 09:41:14 PM  

bionicjoe: soaboutthat: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

The next county most likely wasn't.  You're tip off should have been on one side of the road there was a "Last Chance Liquor" and on the other was "First Stop Drinks."

Growing up the guy that owned that store on the county line moved to my county so he could vote DRY every year. He contributed heavily to the campaign, but got told he couldn't hand out VOTE DRY signs at his store.


Ha, so smart. We did go over to the next county over, and that liquor store looked like a Walmart on black Friday. We just wanted some bubbly for midnight, and we weren't prepared for what we saw, but it makes a good story. Seriously though, when I think of Kentucky I think bourbon and Drew Curtis being passed out drunk. Hell I grew up in Kansas, and a dry county sounded ludicrous to me.
 
2014-04-05 09:41:38 PM  

Earguy: Spaz-master: picodenico: Wait, did they actually call a foul on Kentucky!?!?

Butthurt.. it's more visible when they cry

I do not want to see weeping butthurt on my TV.


sounds like something Jay Sin would be into.
 
2014-04-05 09:42:08 PM  

bionicjoe: jake_lex: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

My hometown recently went wet the stupidest way to do it: alcohol is legal by the drink in restaurants.

So you can't buy beer at the store, but you can get ripshiat at a restaurant then drive home.

So did my hometown a few years back. Places have to get 60% of sales from food I think. 
Georgetown, KY.

They think Lexington is liberal/communist because we have a smoking ban here.


The food sales thing is for a non quota license. Maybe that county is dry for quota licenses?
 
2014-04-05 09:43:36 PM  

NickelP: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

Do you still live there? I don't think it works that way now. Counties are quota'd, I don't even know what a district would be. At least for bar sales there are oonly three licenses. 12:30, 2 (or something like that I always fark up the times) and not quota to accompany food sales (basically can't be used in a bar). I'm sure there are additional package store ones etc but I don't think there are 70.


I live in Lexington. 
Jessamine & Shelby counties are MOIST as well as some others.
 
2014-04-05 09:44:30 PM  

bionicjoe: NickelP: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

Do you still live there? I don't think it works that way now. Counties are quota'd, I don't even know what a district would be. At least for bar sales there are oonly three licenses. 12:30, 2 (or something like that I always fark up the times) and not quota to accompany food sales (basically can't be used in a bar). I'm sure there are additional package store ones etc but I don't think there are 70.

I live in Lexington. 
Jessamine & Shelby counties are MOIST as well as some others.


Counties can refuse different licenses I think. What is a district?
 
2014-04-05 09:44:35 PM  
Kaminsky may or may not have flopped, but Kentucky basically got a Lifetime Achievement foul for it.
 
2014-04-05 09:44:36 PM  
Wisconsin is way to white to cover above the rim.
 
2014-04-05 09:46:01 PM  
Commercial.  NSFW all the way.   1     2     3
 
2014-04-05 09:47:13 PM  
Mathew McConaughey looks like crap with AIDS.
 
2014-04-05 09:47:37 PM  

Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW


Ginger day?
 
2014-04-05 09:48:19 PM  

Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?


Youse gots a problem wid'dat?
 
2014-04-05 09:48:51 PM  

Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?


Oh no, an observation rather than a complaint!
 
2014-04-05 09:48:58 PM  
BEAUTIFUL three there
 
2014-04-05 09:49:42 PM  

Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?


Wisconsin Colors!
 
2014-04-05 09:50:14 PM  

Evil Canadian: Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?

Oh no, an observation rather than a complaint!


And it's a beautiful day!
 
2014-04-05 09:50:44 PM  
Kentucky's getting their points when Wisconsin's in their face. Wisconsin's getting their points when Kentucky isn't in theirs.
 
2014-04-05 09:52:16 PM  
If that isn't a technical, I'll eat my cock.
 
2014-04-05 09:52:19 PM  
Ummmm flagrant??
 
2014-04-05 09:52:23 PM  

Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?


This is the internet equivalent to when some outsider starts shiat in a bar and gets called on it and the entire place stands up for the regular :)

for reals though why do none of these girls show the v?

//yeah I tried like 5 different ways to say that without sounding sounding creepy and just figured fark it
 
2014-04-05 09:53:09 PM  
How about the punch before that?
 
2014-04-05 09:53:20 PM  

picodenico: Ummmm flagrant??


Announcer: "That's not a flagrant" uhhh yes it is.
 
2014-04-05 09:53:33 PM  

NickelP: bionicjoe: NickelP: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

Do you still live there? I don't think it works that way now. Counties are quota'd, I don't even know what a district would be. At least for bar sales there are oonly three licenses. 12:30, 2 (or something like that I always fark up the times) and not quota to accompany food sales (basically can't be used in a bar). I'm sure there are additional package store ones etc but I don't think there are 70.

I live in Lexington. 
Jessamine & Shelby counties are MOIST as well as some others.

Counties can refuse different licenses I think. What is a district?


District isn't the right word, but it's the same idea. It was in the news a bunch last year because the governor just wants to streamline liquor laws.
 
2014-04-05 09:53:35 PM  

picodenico: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?

Oh no, an observation rather than a complaint!

And it's a beautiful day!


Funny thing, though, as a photographer I look at the pictures more on their merits than how hot/sexy they are:  Focus, lighting, pose, etc.  You'll notice I almost never have the cliché'ed hot chick posing with a car or motorcycle.  Often I'm more interested in the eyes than the tits.
 
2014-04-05 09:53:46 PM  
Total bullshiat
 
2014-04-05 09:54:08 PM  

NickelP: for reals though why do none of these girls show the v?


I'm sure they do....just gotta look for it online! :)

/tineye is your friend
 
2014-04-05 09:54:27 PM  
A flop? Take a punch to the jaw at 7' above ground - you might fall down. I know I would at 5' 10", but I am an old broad yet.
 
2014-04-05 09:54:35 PM  
Horrible call
 
2014-04-05 09:54:48 PM  

NickelP: Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?

This is the internet equivalent to when some outsider starts shiat in a bar and gets called on it and the entire place stands up for the regular :)

for reals though why do none of these girls show the v?

//yeah I tried like 5 different ways to say that without sounding sounding creepy and just figured fark it


Firebush is like seeing a unicorn.  So very rare.
 
2014-04-05 09:55:01 PM  
Wow, they got it right.

Greg, you're completely wrong dude, sorry.
 
2014-04-05 09:55:23 PM  
44 on 44 violence.
 
2014-04-05 09:55:50 PM  
Crap
 
2014-04-05 09:56:10 PM  
Calipari is sitting on a stool right next to the baseline.

Hokay....
 
2014-04-05 09:56:16 PM  

NickelP: Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?

This is the internet equivalent to when some outsider starts shiat in a bar and gets called on it and the entire place stands up for the regular :)

for reals though why do none of these girls show the v?

//yeah I tried like 5 different ways to say that without sounding sounding creepy and just figured fark it


Looking for pics to post (I do this live on the fly) I'm seeing lots of "v".   As noted above, I look for visually compelling shots, and most "hey look at my snatch" photos don't pass my muster.
 
2014-04-05 09:56:18 PM  
And Badgers gain one net point out of that whole affair, and the ball.
 
2014-04-05 09:56:21 PM  
Floppy McFlopperson is playing well for Wisci.
 
2014-04-05 09:56:34 PM  
Kerr just argued for the result that happened, then got confused with what was going on.
Idiot.
 
2014-04-05 09:57:44 PM  
Glad they called that. Can't shove a guy in the face.
 
2014-04-05 09:58:08 PM  
Somebody's getting chewed out.
 
2014-04-05 09:58:21 PM  
Kentucky always seems to be down in the first half but they hang around like foreskin.
 
2014-04-05 09:59:00 PM  
Badgers deadly at the line so far. Kentucky's conceding two points every time they send a Badger up.
 
2014-04-05 09:59:08 PM  
To be as big as he his, Frank sure falls down easy.
 
2014-04-05 09:59:09 PM  

bionicjoe: NickelP: bionicjoe: NickelP: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

Do you still live there? I don't think it works that way now. Counties are quota'd, I don't even know what a district would be. At least for bar sales there are oonly three licenses. 12:30, 2 (or something like that I always fark up the times) and not quota to accompany food sales (basically can't be used in a bar). I'm sure there are additional package store ones etc but I don't think there are 70.

I live in Lexington. 
Jessamine & Shelby counties are MOIST as well as some others.

Counties can refuse different licenses I think. What is a district?

District isn't the right word, but it's the same idea. It was in the news a bunch last year because the governor just wants to streamline liquor laws.


I don't know my experience is in bone/Kenton/Campbell county (cinci area) but we just go by county. Ohio does use districts and its retarded as fark. I kind of like ccounty's better
 
2014-04-05 09:59:51 PM  
Commercial, again.  So many commercials.   SFW  NSFW   NSFW
 
2014-04-05 10:00:35 PM  

soaboutthat: To be as big as he his, Frank sure falls down easy.


He's not exactly Shaq in terms of big. He's more of a telephone pole.
 
2014-04-05 10:01:09 PM  

soaboutthat: To be as big as he his, Frank sure falls down easy.


In soccer he gets a card for being a drama queen biatch
 
2014-04-05 10:01:41 PM  

Earguy: Commercial, again.  So many commercials.   SFW  NSFW   NSFW


Dear god...#2....
 
2014-04-05 10:01:51 PM  

elguerodiablo: Kentucky always seems to be down in the first half but they hang around like foreskin.


They play an inside game that puts the other team into foul trouble or exhausts the other team. So in the end they get easier shots.
 
2014-04-05 10:02:26 PM  

picodenico: soaboutthat: To be as big as he his, Frank sure falls down easy.

He's not exactly Shaq in terms of big. He's more of a telephone pole.


Exactly. Reminds me of my 22 year old son - 6'3" 160 lbs. Tall, can move around, wiry, strong, but not a whole lot o weight so the physics of falling over are not the same as a guy 6'3" 210.
 
2014-04-05 10:02:26 PM  

Earguy: NickelP: Earguy: Evil Canadian: Earguy: Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW

Ginger day?

Youse gots a problem wid'dat?

This is the internet equivalent to when some outsider starts shiat in a bar and gets called on it and the entire place stands up for the regular :)

for reals though why do none of these girls show the v?

//yeah I tried like 5 different ways to say that without sounding sounding creepy and just figured fark it

Looking for pics to post (I do this live on the fly) I'm seeing lots of "v".   As noted above, I look for visually compelling shots, and most "hey look at my snatch" photos don't pass my muster.


V shots.
 
2014-04-05 10:02:38 PM  

picodenico: Earguy: Commercial, again.  So many commercials.   SFW  NSFW   NSFW

Dear god...#2....


Her right nipple looks like its trying to escape
 
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