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(CBS Sports)   WILL the Gators chomp on the UCONN? CAN Kentucky survive Bucky? This is your NCAA Final Four discussion thread. Tonight on TBS. First tip at 6:09 pm ET, second tip at 8:49 pm ET   (cbssports.com) divider line 576
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2014-04-05 09:17:03 PM  
He ain't got no legs!
 
2014-04-05 09:17:36 PM  

soaboutthat: jake_lex: I like the notion of a Kentucky-centric broadcast of the UK/Wisconsin game, but I don't know if I can take 2 1/2 hours of Rob Bromley and Rex Chapman.

I've got TNT on... we will see how long I can make/take it...


Yeah, Chapman breaking into "My Old Kentucky Home" after that 3 was almost my breaking point.  All is forgiven, Jim Nantz.
 
2014-04-05 09:18:01 PM  

picodenico: Hey Earguy, it's on.


Thanks, tuned back in!

Out of Four Roses bourbon, only have Jack D in the house now.  Ugh.  Drink the JD, or switch liquors?
 
2014-04-05 09:22:17 PM  

jake_lex: soaboutthat: jake_lex: I like the notion of a Kentucky-centric broadcast of the UK/Wisconsin game, but I don't know if I can take 2 1/2 hours of Rob Bromley and Rex Chapman.

I've got TNT on... we will see how long I can make/take it...

Yeah, Chapman breaking into "My Old Kentucky Home" after that 3 was almost my breaking point.  All is forgiven, Jim Nantz.


Oh dear. Well, looks like I've got the Badgercast for this one.

Who's got a bigger chip on their shoulder? Wisconsin being an underdog to an 8-seed or Kentucky for being that 8-seed? This is nuts.
 
2014-04-05 09:22:56 PM  
The elevated court kinda freaks me out.  I know there's a good 8 feet of flooring past the boundary lines, but the way these guys fly themselves around, it just seems like it's an injury hazard.

Then again, look how close they put the sideline chairs in the NBA.
 
2014-04-05 09:23:01 PM  

NickelP: Evil Canadian: NickelP: Evil Canadian: OK, I did the dishes, they are done. I am free to watch this game. What is this horrible retrospective with the horrid music we are watching??

Oh, nevermind, now we are doing the "History of the Buzzer Beater". *sigh*

They won't even stream that. I am looking at a black TV, watching the wife play fable on the other one, and piling random remotes and shiat on a sleeping cat to see how much it takes to wake him up. I mean for farking real why can't they even stream the pregame show?

Is there an over/under on the remotes?

Hey made it to two and a hack sack bean bag thing then I got up to get a beer and made the couch move which woke him up. not a bad first attempt


I think you can do thosethings plus the empty beer can and a pack of smokes.
 
2014-04-05 09:26:15 PM  
Wow refs. That's pretty bad.
 
2014-04-05 09:26:41 PM  

picodenico: Wow refs. That's pretty bad.


Painful. Oh, let's avoid that in future.
 
2014-04-05 09:26:47 PM  

Earguy: picodenico: Hey Earguy, it's on.

Thanks, tuned back in!

Out of Four Roses bourbon, only have Jack D in the house now.  Ugh.  Drink the JD, or switch liquors?


Fun Story: We finally got their PRI (phone thingy for those non-techs) cut over this week. Too bad they didn't check the order and their main number wasn't on the cut. So half of their numbers were on one phone provider & the other were with my company. They didn't have a license for a dual PBX (another phone thingy). 
They were so screwed for a few hours. 
If you called Four Roses on Wednesday afternoon it just rang & rang. Calls going to a PBX that didn't exist.
 
2014-04-05 09:27:49 PM  

jake_lex: soaboutthat: jake_lex: I like the notion of a Kentucky-centric broadcast of the UK/Wisconsin game, but I don't know if I can take 2 1/2 hours of Rob Bromley and Rex Chapman.

I've got TNT on... we will see how long I can make/take it...

Yeah, Chapman breaking into "My Old Kentucky Home" after that 3 was almost my breaking point.  All is forgiven, Jim Nantz.


I'm back to TBS.
/don't tell my fellow UK alums
 
2014-04-05 09:27:57 PM  
Never, ever leave a Badger open in three-point land.
 
2014-04-05 09:28:08 PM  
Love that transition 3.
 
2014-04-05 09:28:11 PM  
Yeah, Florida had a run like that.
 
2014-04-05 09:28:31 PM  

Gosling: Never, ever leave a Badger open in three-point land.


That sucker barely swished :)
 
2014-04-05 09:29:41 PM  
I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?
 
2014-04-05 09:29:50 PM  

Earguy: picodenico: Hey Earguy, it's on.

Thanks, tuned back in!

Out of Four Roses bourbon, only have Jack D in the house now.  Ugh.  Drink the JD, or switch liquors?


Just drink !!!! I have Smirnoff and Old Style Pilsner and hafta get to church in the morning after putting on a big pot of stew. Do I care? No, just drink!
 
2014-04-05 09:29:55 PM  
What am I watching?
 
2014-04-05 09:30:14 PM  
Why is Mr. T so high pitched?
 
2014-04-05 09:30:37 PM  
Congrats your commercial has ensured I never play your game.
 
2014-04-05 09:30:56 PM  

Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond.


Where'd you camp?
 
2014-04-05 09:31:10 PM  

Evil Canadian: Earguy: picodenico: Hey Earguy, it's on.

Thanks, tuned back in!

Out of Four Roses bourbon, only have Jack D in the house now.  Ugh.  Drink the JD, or switch liquors?

Just drink !!!! I have Smirnoff and Old Style Pilsner and hafta get to church in the morning after putting on a big pot of stew. Do I care? No, just drink!


But, I'm a man of wealth and taste.
 
2014-04-05 09:31:21 PM  

Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?


lol. he also have a bourbon tour here and a winery tour :) . Just stay away from the backwoods places. Nky in particular is pretty cool
 
2014-04-05 09:31:59 PM  

Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?


The next county most likely wasn't.  You're tip off should have been on one side of the road there was a "Last Chance Liquor" and on the other was "First Stop Drinks."
 
2014-04-05 09:31:59 PM  
Beeeeeeyootiful.
 
2014-04-05 09:32:17 PM  

Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?


As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.
 
2014-04-05 09:32:18 PM  
fark he just got robbed then raped
 
2014-04-05 09:32:38 PM  

Earguy: But, I'm a man of wealth and taste.


+1
 
2014-04-05 09:34:01 PM  
These refs tho.
 
2014-04-05 09:34:05 PM  

bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.


My hometown recently went wet the stupidest way to do it: alcohol is legal by the drink in restaurants.

So you can't buy beer at the store, but you can get ripshiat at a restaurant then drive home.
 
2014-04-05 09:34:08 PM  
Uh, do planted feet not mean a charge anymore? I missed a rule change this year? Help?
 
2014-04-05 09:34:15 PM  
Can't wait until the refs call a foul on Kentucky...
 
2014-04-05 09:34:43 PM  

soaboutthat: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

The next county most likely wasn't.  You're tip off should have been on one side of the road there was a "Last Chance Liquor" and on the other was "First Stop Drinks."


Growing up the guy that owned that store on the county line moved to my county so he could vote DRY every year. He contributed heavily to the campaign, but got told he couldn't hand out VOTE DRY signs at his store.
 
2014-04-05 09:34:53 PM  
This is too rough. Are they winning in the kentucky kiss ass broadcast?
 
2014-04-05 09:35:20 PM  
Commercial.

SFWish   NSFW   NSFW
 
2014-04-05 09:36:30 PM  

picodenico: Can't wait until the refs call a foul on Kentucky...


It appears that Kentucky and Florida play the same game: run over people and get all the calls.
 
2014-04-05 09:37:08 PM  

jake_lex: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

My hometown recently went wet the stupidest way to do it: alcohol is legal by the drink in restaurants.

So you can't buy beer at the store, but you can get ripshiat at a restaurant then drive home.


So did my hometown a few years back. Places have to get 60% of sales from food I think. 
Georgetown, KY.

They think Lexington is liberal/communist because we have a smoking ban here.
 
2014-04-05 09:37:25 PM  
Go Bucky go bucky go!
 
2014-04-05 09:37:56 PM  

picodenico: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond.

Where'd you camp?


It was a small lake up by Drummond Lake.  It was called Perch Lake, but I guess it is not "the" Perch Lake that most think, because one of my friends was just going off GPS and ended up a few hours away. I really liked Wisconsin. It was August, so the weather was perfect too.
 
2014-04-05 09:37:59 PM  

bionicjoe: soaboutthat: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

The next county most likely wasn't.  You're tip off should have been on one side of the road there was a "Last Chance Liquor" and on the other was "First Stop Drinks."

Growing up the guy that owned that store on the county line moved to my county so he could vote DRY every year. He contributed heavily to the campaign, but got told he couldn't hand out VOTE DRY signs at his store.


(Flawless victory.jpg)
 
2014-04-05 09:38:17 PM  
Wait, did they actually call a foul on Kentucky!?!?
 
2014-04-05 09:39:06 PM  

puffy999: It appears that Kentucky and Florida play the same game: run over people and get all the calls.


Well, you know, it's the SEC and they love them their football.
 
2014-04-05 09:39:09 PM  
these refs are kinda sucking. I give it 4 (game) minutes to a Bo Tech
 
2014-04-05 09:39:14 PM  

Conthan: It was called Perch Lake


Heh, I'm sure there's like 20 Perch Lakes in Wisconsin. Glad you enjoyed it here!
 
2014-04-05 09:39:35 PM  

picodenico: Wait, did they actually call a foul on Kentucky!?!?


Butthurt.. it's more visible when they cry
 
2014-04-05 09:39:55 PM  

Earguy: Yeah, Florida had a run like that.


See?
 
2014-04-05 09:40:34 PM  

Spaz-master: picodenico: Wait, did they actually call a foul on Kentucky!?!?

Butthurt.. it's more visible when they cry


I do not want to see weeping butthurt on my TV.
 
2014-04-05 09:40:39 PM  

bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.


Do you still live there? I don't think it works that way now. Counties are quota'd, I don't even know what a district would be. At least for bar sales there are oonly three licenses. 12:30, 2 (or something like that I always fark up the times) and not quota to accompany food sales (basically can't be used in a bar). I'm sure there are additional package store ones etc but I don't think there are 70.
 
2014-04-05 09:40:39 PM  
I missed Mr T?
 
2014-04-05 09:41:03 PM  

puffy999: picodenico: Can't wait until the refs call a foul on Kentucky...

It appears that Kentucky and Florida play the same game: run over people and get all the calls.


Yes, but we're good at it.
 
2014-04-05 09:41:09 PM  

bionicjoe: jake_lex: bionicjoe: Conthan: I'm pulling for Wisconsin simply because my friends and I had an awesome camping trip there. Drinking beers while fishing, and then swimming in a nice pond. When my family rented a cabin in Kentucky for Xmas and New Years, we found out on New Years Eve that we were in a dry county. WTF Kentucky?

As a Kentuckian that grew up in a dry county I feel your pain. 
70 different liquor licenses here. 

Individual districts in counties that go wet can vote themselves dry, but districts can't vote to be wet.

My hometown recently went wet the stupidest way to do it: alcohol is legal by the drink in restaurants.

So you can't buy beer at the store, but you can get ripshiat at a restaurant then drive home.

So did my hometown a few years back. Places have to get 60% of sales from food I think. 
Georgetown, KY.

They think Lexington is liberal/communist because we have a smoking ban here.


Went to visit my cousin at Georgetown College a while back.  Went to dinner and ordered a drink and then we had to drive out of county get bottles later that night.  I was one confused guy.  (I'd been to dry to areas before but I'd never even heard of a county being moist).  Well, I decided to buy the liquor store and walked around campus with fifths all weekend.
 
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