jenny next: Theory #78928: Aliens have taken over the planet in the future. They have selected one person to tell his story about how he met his mate: they have abducted Ted and forced him to tell the story to simulated versions of his kids. (He does have a wife and kids in real life, but they're back on Earth.) They are using his story as a test to determine whether all humans will die or if they are worthy to live as their slaves and prisoners. If the outcome of the story displeases them, everyone dies.Ted, Sheharazade-style, keeps prolonging the story so that the rest of the humans can prepare to defend themselves against the alien invaders and save the planet. He adds in trivial stuff to gage their reactions about what kind of outcome they prefer. When he reaches the conclusion, he hopes that his comrades will find him and rescue him, or if not, that his family and friends and the rest of the planet will be saved.
fearmongert: Actually, How I Met Your Mother is the prequel to Texas Chainsaw Massacre. After enduring nine years of that story, those kids develop some SERIOUS issues.
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