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2001-12-08 03:20:49 PM  
Here's a catch phrase..
"Still no photoshop?"
2001-12-08 03:23:18 PM  
site doesn't seem to be working, but "thinkgeek" has some great tshirts and other crap.
2001-12-08 03:23:34 PM  
That site is already farked, can't access it
2001-12-08 03:25:38 PM  
totally farked..
2001-12-08 03:27:41 PM  
Try THIS it is the above mentioned
Think Geek.

the place Megan from TechTV gets her Tshirts
2001-12-08 03:29:03 PM  
Thinkgeek has to be better.

Considering that site is farked.

That is all.

-Got Spider??
2001-12-08 03:40:55 PM  
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I SO need that, if only for my mother.
2001-12-08 03:41:41 PM  
I'd buy one of these.

If it didn't cost 25 freaking dollars.
2001-12-08 03:42:51 PM  
i want to get the c++ one, but its too much money for a t-shirt
2001-12-08 03:42:55 PM  
EQaddict: I SO need that, if only for my mother.

Or you could move out of the house. :)
2001-12-08 03:53:46 PM  
Charon: That's 25 Canadian dollars, with a current exchange rate of 1 CA $ = 0.635 US $, for a total of $15.88.
2001-12-08 03:56:56 PM  
some of these shirts....are pretty damn lame. if i saw someone wearing 'em, id punch em right in the teeth.
2001-12-08 03:58:38 PM  

I don't know how many times I've said "Damn, that fat guy wearing the shirt with the tired old phrase "Wasn't Me" or "Yes I am" or even the regrettible "Where's the beef?" is so cool."

Yes, now you too can be like the cliched fat guy. Only this time, you get the benefit of looking crazy too (whereas everyone and their brother knew what "Whhhaaaattttssssupppp" meant, only a few will know what "All your base" means).

Just go ahead and give them your lunch money now.......
2001-12-08 04:00:50 PM  
I read this article and then jumped into the comment thingee to agree with everyone about how ridiculously dumb and geeky these shirts were,


People saying they like them or need them. You guys are super geeks. Get out in the sunshine!!! Pull yourself away from that roll playing game!!

Please do not comment on the irony of my telling people to go outside when I am obviously inside.

That is all.
2001-12-08 04:01:11 PM  
thats the whole point, Corn-bread - 85% don't get it. Which is why it's funny...
2001-12-08 04:01:36 PM  
I don't know about getting an "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" T-Shirt. It's an idea whose time has gone, and it hasn't been gone long enough for it to be nostalgic.

Perhaps if it said "AYBABTU" it might be a bit more fun, as only a really die-hard AYBABTU fan would notice it.
2001-12-08 04:02:31 PM  

I don't think you have the balls for confrontation pal.
2001-12-08 04:02:52 PM  
LordWatson: It's ironic that you're telling people to go outside when you're obviously inside.
2001-12-08 04:06:01 PM  

Go to instead. They are the orignators (famous for being sued for the DeCSS shirts)
2001-12-08 04:10:43 PM  
What does RTFM mean? And where's the NSFW shirt?

Just the same, yeah I wouldn't be caught dead in one of these shirts.
2001-12-08 04:10:47 PM  
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2001-12-08 04:10:59 PM  
Where are the:
2001-12-08 04:15:35 PM  
Fb- is the father?
It puts the lotion in the basket?
Cliche' Kitty?
2001-12-08 04:16:05 PM  
Hey, check out this site - there are BSOD shirts there..
2001-12-08 04:20:39 PM  
You can make your own t-shirts ya know.
2001-12-08 04:23:11 PM  
2001-12-08 04:24:54 PM  
Finally!! After two years of drooling over stuff on ThinkGeek, someone is selling them in Canada. Time to make amendments to my Christmas list.
2001-12-08 04:28:26 PM  
How many of you have submitted proposed photoshops today. I sure as hell did.
2001-12-08 04:29:05 PM  
I can't think of a cool FARK shirt right now.
[image from too old to be available]

- Leo -
2001-12-08 04:33:48 PM  
Go to They have a lot of the same stuff, either identical, or the same phrases, but with better designs, and I think they cost less. Not sure with this farked up Canadian money though. What's the exchange rate now?
2001-12-08 04:42:09 PM  
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2001-12-08 04:57:15 PM  
I like some of that stuff. I'd wear the WTF? smoke hoodie on, and those Terapin Min Handhelds look lovely.
2001-12-08 05:07:46 PM  
Haha, most are dumb but I loved the "No, I will not fix your computer" shirt.
2001-12-08 05:18:10 PM  
I Logged Onto The Net....

All I Found Was Porn

My Life Is A Lie!

That Sucking Sound Is Net Culture

If Not....Please Turn Away Now!

6 Weeks In Photoshop

All I Could Make Was This Lousy T-Shirt

This Stain Courtesy Of...

Fark This! Fark That! Fark You!

2001-12-08 05:18:49 PM  
when i got my first color printer i got all the T-shirt stuff with it. I been seen in too many bad t-shirts already. i used up my quota.

Old Fat Guy
2001-12-08 05:29:13 PM  
What does RTFM mean?

My guess is Read The farking Manual
2001-12-08 05:37:11 PM  
What the hell?

Check out the RTFM shirt. Then go to thinkgeek and check out their RTFM shirt. Exact same picture. Same with some other ones, I bet. I wonder what Think Geek has copyright on.

And LordWatson, if you're going to bash something, at least do it right. It's "Role Playing Game".
2001-12-08 05:37:25 PM  
>thats the whole point, Corn-bread - 85% don't get it. >Which is why it's funny...

See, that's the thing.
If they don't get it, they give looks and make comments instead. And if they DO get it, then they roll their eyes and make comments.

Either way, the only laughter enduced by these shirts is you.....

(And if you're the owner of the website: I've already sent in the check!!!)
2001-12-08 05:40:06 PM  
Most have "jumped the shark".
2001-12-08 05:50:10 PM  
Whoever made a comment about me moving out of the house, I'm fifteen.
2001-12-08 06:05:27 PM  
yes, I admit to not being a geek, so please forgive me for this stupid question....

what the fark does 31337 H4x0r mean???
2001-12-08 06:12:11 PM  
elite hacker,

1 0wnz j00
2001-12-08 06:19:01 PM  
One package of white t-shirts from wal-mart: 6.99

One black permanent marker from the drug store: 1.09

Three home-made ubergeek shirts: Priceless
2001-12-08 06:23:04 PM  
There is no way in hell I am walking around wearing a T-shirt that says: "All your base are belong to us"
2001-12-08 06:28:32 PM  
yeah, and what's STFU?
2001-12-08 06:28:47 PM  
I can just here it now: "Nice shirt loser! All your biatches are belong to me."
2001-12-08 06:29:14 PM  
Muvaria, Shut the fark Up.
2001-12-08 06:30:08 PM  
i'm ashamed to reply, but

31337 h4x0r means "eleet/elite hacker" in leetspeak.
2001-12-08 06:39:10 PM  
okay, i was slow.
2001-12-08 06:53:19 PM  
"If I'm wearing this shirt, the terrorists have already won."

How about that?

whoa, hold on...

"France Surrenders

"Fark joo"

"Fb- is the father
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