Marcus Aurelius: But if I was 5'5", my life would be a living hell.
Cake Hunter: Marcus Aurelius: But if I was 5'5", my life would be a living hell.It's not so bad, really. I save gas money by traveling in a fully grown man's shirt pocket, and I can feed myself for a week on the crumbs of bread that normal people leave lying around after lunch.I also have a thimble that I wear as a helmet. It's a nice setup.
vpb: Short people got,no reason........
Fafai: 6'0. ...whew! Just made it!
Comsamvimes: I'm 5'8". I wish I was a little taller.
wiseolddude: I am 6'6" and I look down on most people.
Marcus Aurelius: I am 6'2", and I cannot imagine the torture of being short. This is because whenever I encounter someone taller than myself, I immediately think of them as a freak of nature, and not only begin wondering just what the hell is wrong with them, but also recognizing that in every way they are inferior to me.Being 6'2", this does not happen very often, thank God. But if I was 5'5", my life would be a living hell./tall people problems
Deep Contact: wiseolddude: I am 6'6" and I look down on most people..... and most people look up to us. That's why we make more money than short people.
DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Tall people are garbage to be shot & taken advantage of.
Mark Ratner: I'm 6'11" and my wife is 4'10", so I'm getting a kick....
Alphakronik: At 5"11, I'm extremely glad I didn't grow any taller. Who the hell wants pant sizes no one carries, shoe sizes you have to special order, cars that never allow you to be comfortable, and worst of all.....the inablilty to go balls deep.Sorry, that last one is a deal breaker. Have full tall folk, I'll be getting busy gettin' my sack wet.
GardenWeasel: Mark Ratner: I'm 6'11" and my wife is 4'10", so I'm getting a kick....I'm 5'4, and my wife is 6'0" so we sorta cancel each other out./boobies
taurusowner: I'm only 5'7", and it farking sucks. Besides the fact that I have to hem my pants lest the cuffs get cauight under my shoes and destroyed, it does making standing out to girls next to impossible. I even dabbled in the online thing for a bit but gave that up when I saw that to women, if you're not 6" you don't exist. And yet guys are supposedly the shallow ones.
FunkOut: Tall people are kind of scary.
Fafai: I do have an anti-short bias of sorts. It's the Napoleon complex. They're just so annoying. All these little buffed up, athletic munchkin men all into martial arts and weightlifting and trying so hard to be alpha and shiat. Yes, you can kick my ass in a fight but only because your inherent genetic inferiority led you to spend all your time proving to others you aren't a worthless little shiat. If I gave two thoughts about trying to prove my masculinity to the world and trained for a fraction of the time you did I could kick your ass too because I'm better and more attractive.
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