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(WWE)   Will Ultimate Warrior's speech be more incoherent than Bob Backlund's? Is DDP going to get credit for making Jake Roberts and Scott Hall sober enough to survive in New Orleans? It's the WWE 2014 Hall of Fame ceremony, 8 PM on WWE Network   (wwe.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Ultimate Warrior, Scott Hall, Bob Backlund, Jake Roberts, WWE Network, Diamond Dallas Page, WWE Hall of Fame, New Orleans  
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2014-04-05 12:00:18 PM  
When DDP gets inducted, that should be how he's inducted... He nailed Kimberly, he got Jake and Razor sober, and he was involved in the David Arquette angle.
 
2014-04-05 12:20:45 PM  
Aside from screeching like a capon mid-castration and Mach five top-rope masturbation, The Ultimate Warrior's greatest contribution to wrestling was popularizing carnival-themed heroin tourniquets wrapped tightly around the arms.

I don't know what else to call those things.  They were like bicep cockrings.
 
2014-04-05 12:23:55 PM  

brap: Aside from screeching like a capon mid-castration and Mach five top-rope masturbation, The Ultimate Warrior's greatest contribution to wrestling was popularizing carnival-themed heroin tourniquets wrapped tightly around the arms.

I don't know what else to call those things.  They were like bicep cockrings.


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2014-04-05 03:15:24 PM  
My favorite HOF speech of all time: Bobby Heenan

Second favorite: The Iron Sheik
 
2014-04-05 06:36:28 PM  
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2014-04-05 06:53:38 PM  
Will the Network get knocked silly?

/only reason why I haven't committed my bank account to paying Mr. McMahon $60
 
2014-04-05 06:58:07 PM  

bluorangefyre: Will the Network get knocked silly?

/only reason why I haven't committed my bank account to paying Mr. McMahon $60


Not tonight.

Tomorrow, though... I'm betting there's better than a 50/50 chance the network goes down like X-Pac on the Clenis.

/tomorrow will be the first time I've paid for a WWE PPV since, oh, 1997. But I'm still going to keep a seat reserved in the first row, just in case.
 
2014-04-05 07:37:40 PM  
So stupid this is on the WWE Network only..
 
2014-04-05 07:41:11 PM  

styckx: So stupid this is on the WWE Network only..


I don't think the full HoF ceremony has ever been on any network.

A cutdown version will be on USA after RAW on Monday, as usual.
 
2014-04-05 07:43:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: styckx: So stupid this is on the WWE Network only..

I don't think the full HoF ceremony has ever been on any network.

A cutdown version will be on USA after RAW on Monday, as usual.


Maybe that's what I'm thinking of.. Hopefully there will be a decent moving body of water to view it from.
 
2014-04-05 07:45:14 PM  
I like this preshow stuff. Ryback, AJ Lee, Sheamus all talking at one point
 
2014-04-05 07:51:35 PM  
ESPN had decent wrestlemania coverage earlier. The Vince story about wanting to kill his stepfather because the world would be better was pretty chilling along with the whole "everytime I didn't die when he beat me, I won"

Oh and for those submitting WM threads, put in there about the preshow at 5pm so we can have an early green.
 
2014-04-05 07:53:17 PM  
Was in the French Quarter for a bachelor's party last night and this morning, and all I learned is that all the people there for Wrestlemania are douches.
 
2014-04-05 07:53:21 PM  

TheManofPA: ESPN had decent wrestlemania coverage earlier. The Vince story about wanting to kill his stepfather because the world would be better was pretty chilling along with the whole "everytime I didn't die when he beat me, I won"

Oh and for those submitting WM threads, put in there about the preshow at 5pm so we can have an early green.


Definitely.

Plus, who knows when the tag team match will be during the preshow?
 
2014-04-05 07:53:41 PM  
Hey I found A-train and A-rye
 
2014-04-05 07:55:01 PM  

sirbissel: Was in the French Quarter for a bachelor's party last night and this morning, and all I learned is that all the people there for Wrestlemania are douches.


Probably comes from laying out a few grand between tickets, lodging, travel, and everything else.
 
2014-04-05 07:55:52 PM  

silgryphon: Hey I found A-train and A-rye


Did they play A-Ry's music?

Because if not, we don't care :(

/don't piss off Cena ever
 
2014-04-05 07:59:03 PM  

brap: Aside from screeching like a capon mid-castration and Mach five top-rope masturbation, The Ultimate Warrior's greatest contribution to wrestling was popularizing carnival-themed heroin tourniquets wrapped tightly around the arms.

I don't know what else to call those things.  They were like bicep cockrings.


Well he can also lay claim to the most despised wrestler amongst his peers during his time.
 
2014-04-05 07:59:47 PM  

TheManofPA: silgryphon: Hey I found A-train and A-rye

Did they play A-Ry's music?

Because if not, we don't care :(

/don't piss off Cena ever


Hello can I have the explanation of this? Thank you in advancement for the helping.
 
2014-04-05 08:00:08 PM  
And we are live from the red carpet
 
2014-04-05 08:00:55 PM  
Oh hell Marie Menounos. Watch out for AJ
 
2014-04-05 08:01:55 PM  

silgryphon: Oh hell Marie Menounos. Watch out for AJ


No, Skipper's only a biatch on wheels if Punk is around. And I doubt he's anywhere near Louisiana.
 
2014-04-05 08:01:59 PM  
Worst laugh ever. Worst chemistry ever.
 
2014-04-05 08:02:25 PM  
Mix in some salads, Michael. Geez.
 
2014-04-05 08:03:09 PM  

robsul82: Mix in some salads, Michael. Geez.


I miss his douchey goatee.
 
2014-04-05 08:03:36 PM  
Warrior needs to run to the podium to his music...

Preferably in a 3 piece suit

No exception.
 
2014-04-05 08:04:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: Oh hell Marie Menounos. Watch out for AJ

No, Skipper's only a biatch on wheels if Punk is around. And I doubt he's anywhere near Louisiana.


He is doing the interference in the Daniel Bryan match. I have had this on the good authority.
 
2014-04-05 08:04:04 PM  
Baby girl, it's time for Reigns to show off his media training.
 
2014-04-05 08:04:26 PM  
Yeah lets get Miz out of the way first
 
2014-04-05 08:04:38 PM  
Miz you are one lucky bastard.
 
2014-04-05 08:04:44 PM  
Miz: "I brought my wife. You may remember her from when she worked for the company TWO FARKING YEARS AGO!"
 
2014-04-05 08:04:58 PM  

meow said the dog: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: Oh hell Marie Menounos. Watch out for AJ

No, Skipper's only a biatch on wheels if Punk is around. And I doubt he's anywhere near Louisiana.

He is doing the interference in the Daniel Bryan match. I have had this on the good authority.


As opposed to the bad authority?
 
2014-04-05 08:05:11 PM  
Pat asking wear miz's wife got that dress

/and those shoes
 
2014-04-05 08:05:11 PM  
"Look! Look at what I get to have sex with, everyone! Make your worst WrestleMania main event jokes now!"
 
2014-04-05 08:05:38 PM  
Hey I see Brooke Hogan
 
2014-04-05 08:05:38 PM  
fark you, Nick Hogan
 
2014-04-05 08:05:54 PM  
Oh, great, Nick Hogan is in town. Someone hook him up with DDP, Jake, and Scott in the non-alcoholic section for the night.
 
2014-04-05 08:06:03 PM  
Hahaha, shut up Miz! Hogan is available to talk.
 
2014-04-05 08:06:13 PM  
Which one is his daughter?
 
2014-04-05 08:06:23 PM  
Alrighty.. Found a way to watch it.
 
2014-04-05 08:06:42 PM  
IT'S HOOKE BROGAN
 
2014-04-05 08:06:59 PM  
She grabbed his junk in that picture
 
2014-04-05 08:06:59 PM  
Does Maria Menounous make that noise if you nail her in the pooper?

Does Pat Patterson?
 
2014-04-05 08:07:36 PM  

meow said the dog: Which one is his daughter?


I don't think anyone cares.

Not even Hulk.
 
2014-04-05 08:08:37 PM  
sorry aren't renee and other guy standing like 4 feet from each other
 
2014-04-05 08:09:06 PM  
Orton is no way sounded like a fratboy date rapist there.
 
2014-04-05 08:09:08 PM  

TheManofPA: ESPN had decent wrestlemania coverage earlier. The Vince story about wanting to kill his stepfather because the world would be better was pretty chilling along with the whole "everytime I didn't die when he beat me, I won"

Oh and for those submitting WM threads, put in there about the preshow at 5pm so we can have an early green.


So the preshow is 2 hours on the WWE (don't have it)? So 5pm ET for the preshow and 7pm ET for WM 30? Just want to be sure we all got it right - I want a 5 gredunza thread tomorrow!
 
2014-04-05 08:09:19 PM  
Orton's girl is hot
 
2014-04-05 08:09:31 PM  

styckx: Alrighty.. Found a way to watch it.


So have I.
 
2014-04-05 08:09:38 PM  
Uncut!
 
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