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(Orlando Sentinel)   Man crashes through ceiling of the Roxy nightclub. Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me, no more   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 25
    More: Florida, society, leg fracture, ceilings, Florida Area  
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2014-04-05 01:05:09 PM  
Forgot his pencil.
 
2014-04-05 01:08:15 PM  
But that's what Orlando police say a Texas man did at the Roxy nightclub early Friday. Justin Ponce, 19, crawled onto the drop ceiling at the club and fell through the tiles. Why he was there remains a mystery.

That's just how he Roxy rolls.
 
2014-04-05 01:08:52 PM  
Was going to say he's got bad, bad luck, but I think Boobies wins.
 
2014-04-05 01:09:57 PM  
Another night another drop ceiling but always you,
It's like a vision of an idiot that seems to be true!
 
2014-04-05 01:10:13 PM  
Who needs a reason-why when you have alcohol?
 
2014-04-05 01:14:01 PM  
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says
 
2014-04-05 01:15:12 PM  

ten foiled hats: Was going to say he's got bad, bad luck, but I think Boobies wins.


You're always scratchin' at the eight ball,
No one really knows the reason why.
You get to the top and then you fall,
Gonna hang down your head and cry.
 
2014-04-05 01:15:32 PM  
But that's what Orlando police say a Texas man did at the Roxy nightclub early Friday. Justin Ponce, 19, crawled onto the drop ceiling at the club and fell through the tiles. Why he was there remains a mystery.

Maybe he was trying to rob the place for a Russian mobster.

/obscure?
//alternatively, he probably just wanted to evacuate the dance floor
 
2014-04-05 01:16:14 PM  

Krymson Tyde: A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says


I'm just here to fix the cable?
 
2014-04-05 01:18:26 PM  
turningveganese.files.wordpress.com

Sees what you did there, subby.
 
2014-04-05 01:18:32 PM  
Emilio!!!
 
2014-04-05 01:23:53 PM  
Headline made me laugh for the first time today. Nicely done subby :)
 
2014-04-05 01:25:08 PM  
Wanted for questioning...
t3.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-05 01:25:26 PM  
Someone from Fark turned me onto this video, so I am just going to pay it forward

http://vimeo.com/8121722
 
2014-04-05 01:27:26 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Emilio!!!


Wasn't me. I was at Ibar, Backbooth, and Eye Spy last night. Haven't bothered going to Roxy for years, since morons started attending regulaly and in large numbers.

/named emilio
 
2014-04-05 01:28:18 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-05 01:29:55 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-05 01:40:28 PM  
He haddaway past the bouncers and into the club, but admittedly, it wasn't well-considered.
 
2014-04-05 01:44:07 PM  
WHAT IS LOVE!
 
2014-04-05 02:05:08 PM  
RoxBURY, failmitter.
 
2014-04-05 02:13:50 PM  
I was hoping it was Batman :(

www.tasteofcinema.com
 
2014-04-05 02:17:24 PM  

Kome: farkingismybusiness: Emilio!!!

Wasn't me. I was at Ibar, Backbooth, and Eye Spy last night. Haven't bothered going to Roxy for years, since morons started attending regulaly and in large numbers.

/named emilio


I got an eyewitness account already from one of my buddies who was working there the other night, didn't expect to see it turn up on fark..

/I also used to do a weekly at eye spy a few years ago, so getting a kick, etc..
 
2014-04-05 02:22:42 PM  

bobothemagnificent: WHAT IS LOVE!


fairy tale for young girls and it SEES NO COLOR
 
2014-04-05 04:33:43 PM  

gweilo8888: He haddaway past the bouncers and into the club, but admittedly, it wasn't well-considered.


this
 
2014-04-05 10:24:49 PM  
i777.photobucket.com
 
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