ten foiled hats: Was going to say he's got bad, bad luck, but I think Boobies wins.
Krymson Tyde: A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says
Kome: farkingismybusiness: Emilio!!!Wasn't me. I was at Ibar, Backbooth, and Eye Spy last night. Haven't bothered going to Roxy for years, since morons started attending regulaly and in large numbers./named emilio
bobothemagnificent: WHAT IS LOVE!
gweilo8888: He haddaway past the bouncers and into the club, but admittedly, it wasn't well-considered.
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