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(UPI)   Still trying to get that whole 'Middle East Peace' deal under your retirement belt, John Kerry? Maybe it's you that needs a "reality check"   (upi.com ) divider line
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2014-04-05 12:40:47 PM  
you sound sad, subby. Why don't you go sit over there and pout while the grownups in the room try and find a way to get to a two-state solution, okay?
 
2014-04-05 01:00:57 PM  
Should he show up in Vegas and let Sheldon Adelson tell him what he can and cannot say about the Middle East instead, like the Republicans?

/Christie totally caving on calling the West Bank "occupied territory" is as shameful to me as the bridge shiat
 
2014-04-05 01:04:47 PM  
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
 
2014-04-05 01:08:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-05 01:08:27 PM  
Republicans would rather America be destroyed than let a Democrat accomplish something good for America, or the whole world.
 
2014-04-05 01:08:32 PM  
Down with peace, amirite subby?
 
2014-04-05 01:14:07 PM  

ghare: Republicans would rather America be destroyed than let a Democrat accomplish something good for America, or the whole world.


Picture of I'd rather have a million people die than say you liberals were right.
 
2014-04-05 01:16:59 PM  

jake_lex: Should he show up in Vegas and let Sheldon Adelson tell him what he can and cannot say about the Middle East instead, like the Republicans?

/Christie totally caving on calling the West Bank "occupied territory" is as shameful to me as the bridge shiat


He totally caved? Last I read he wasn't happy because Christie wouldn't apologize
 
2014-04-05 01:20:50 PM  
Exactly what reality check do you refer to, subs?

Do you mean that we should never have bothered in the first place, or that we should cater to both parties like they were 2 year olds in a nursery?
 
2014-04-05 01:20:57 PM  
So, Rush Limbaugh is writing Fark headlines now?
 
2014-04-05 01:23:08 PM  

Weatherkiss: So, Rush Limbaugh is writing Fark headlines now?


I imagine that some rent boys have been paid to do so on his behalf for a while now.
 
2014-04-05 01:27:19 PM  

Weatherkiss: So, Rush Limbaugh is writing Fark headlines now?


And Farkers wonder why right leaning headlines don't get nominated for headline of the year.
 
2014-04-05 01:27:34 PM  

Weatherkiss: So, Rush Limbaugh is writing Fark headlines now?


Ditto!
 
2014-04-05 01:30:45 PM  
It's really hard, so you shouldn't try to do it at all is the lesson here.
 
2014-04-05 01:32:57 PM  
I'm confused.  One of the factors of determining who the Anti-Christ is will be that he'll actually achieve world peace, because that's what an agent of the Devil would do, doncha know...

Obummer is obviously the Anti-Christ, so why hasn't he achieved world peace yet?  Stupid blah Anti-Christ, can't even get Anti-Christing done proper like a whi-ahh Republican would.
 
2014-04-05 01:41:52 PM  

jake_lex: Should he show up in Vegas and let Sheldon Adelson tell him what he can and cannot say about the Middle East instead, like the Republicans?

/Christie totally caving on calling the West Bank "occupied territory" is as shameful to me as the bridge shiat


how dare you try and interfere with the hallowed free speech of sheldon adelson. you need to be mindful of how you speak about your betters, because the supreme court has ruled that they are constitutionally superior to you.
 
2014-04-05 01:54:07 PM  
Things that also should not be attempted because they were hard:

Anything worthwhile
 
2014-04-05 02:06:59 PM  

Infernalist: I'm confused.  One of the factors of determining who the Anti-Christ is will be that he'll actually achieve world peace, because that's what an agent of the Devil would do, doncha know...

Obummer is obviously the Anti-Christ, so why hasn't he achieved world peace yet?  Stupid blah Anti-Christ, can't even get Anti-Christing done proper like a whi-ahh Republican would.


Says a confused mumbler
 
2014-04-05 02:11:41 PM  
John Kerry wants there to be peace in the middle east, what a snob.
 
2014-04-05 02:22:18 PM  
Why are so many people fighting over that crappy stretch of dirt anyway? You can't build on it, you can't grow anything on it. It's like Des Moines, Iowa.
 
2014-04-05 02:48:12 PM  

ghare: Republicans would rather America be destroyed than let a Democrat accomplish something good for America, or the whole world.


I hope that trying to blame republicans makes you feel better, but you know that this has absolutely nothing to do with them don't you?  The republicans aren't making speeches in congress denouncing the administration's approach to the negotiations.  They aren't running around on the talking head shows attacking Kerry's attempts to bring the sides together.

The only people preventing these negotiations from working are the Palestinians and the Israelis.  The only thing that both sides agree on is that they don't want to negotiate.  In a bizarre way this is almost progress.  In previous negotiations one side or the other always wanted to negotiate and the other refused.  We have finally brought both sides together, They both agree that they don't want to make a deal.
 
2014-04-05 03:03:39 PM  

HK-MP5-SD: ghare: Republicans would rather America be destroyed than let a Democrat accomplish something good for America, or the whole world.

I hope that trying to blame republicans makes you feel better, but you know that this has absolutely nothing to do with them don't you?  The republicans aren't making speeches in congress denouncing the administration's approach to the negotiations.  They aren't running around on the talking head shows attacking Kerry's attempts to bring the sides together.

The only people preventing these negotiations from working are the Palestinians and the Israelis.  The only thing that both sides agree on is that they don't want to negotiate.  In a bizarre way this is almost progress.  In previous negotiations one side or the other always wanted to negotiate and the other refused.  We have finally brought both sides together, They both agree that they don't want to make a deal.


And yet they both keep talking to Kerry and trying to work things out instead of telling him to just go away.

It hurts when nobody agrees with you, doesn't it?
 
2014-04-05 04:22:09 PM  
Yes, let's speak down about someone who's actually trying. What have you done lately, subby?
 
2014-04-05 05:55:48 PM  

somedude210: you sound sad, subby. Why don't you go sit over there and pout while the grownups in the room try and find a way to get to a two-state solution, okay?


I still think the only sustainable peace deal is a four-state solution, with Gaza and the West Bank as separate Palestinian nations, and Jerusalem as an international city.
 
2014-04-05 11:52:06 PM  
14 months of shuttle diplomacy and no real progress in sight.

Both sides still hopelessly at odds and a deadline looming.

Guess Kerry is getting a little tired of investing so much time, energy and money into an intractable shiatshow and honestly who can blame him?

Aside from subby, I mean.
 
2014-04-06 02:30:53 PM  
Kerry isn't smart enough to  even tie his own shows so what were you expecting

What a useless waste of protoplasm...
 
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