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(STLToday)   High school students under investigation for spreading nude selfies. Clearly, they do not understand the rules of BIE   (stltoday.com) divider line 159
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2014-04-05 07:18:08 AM
Ok, class. Let's try this again.  What is the first rule of BIE?

/eip
//i want to believe
 
2014-04-05 07:22:33 AM
I was born too soon.
 
2014-04-05 09:05:22 AM
These young girls seem to be under the illusion that they own their bodies.
 
2014-04-05 09:42:36 AM
It's pronounced Doo-mahs
 
2014-04-05 09:49:25 AM
BIE? I don't believe they exist.
 
2014-04-05 09:54:01 AM

Speaker2Animals: I was born too soon.


The flip side is that all the stupid stuff you did as a teenager and in your twenties (often while drunk) didn't end up filmed on someones phone and uploaded to YouTube and beyond.
 
2014-04-05 10:12:33 AM
I'm a bit of a connoisseur, and I've seen a few nudes in my days but I find that spreading nude selfies tend to be a bit pinker in the crotchal region.

The more you know....
 
2014-04-05 10:23:39 AM
The avalanche has started, and the pebbles think they not only get a vote, but that they have a trump card.

The amount of inappropriate pictures being circulated by high school students is staggering.
 
2014-04-05 10:39:58 AM
The lesson taught here: You're better off killing a policeman; at least once you're out of prison you aren't on a sex-offender registry.
 
2014-04-05 10:41:41 AM
What is this BIE you speak of?
 
2014-04-05 10:42:32 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: BIE? I don't believe they exist.


They are real.
And they're spectacular.
 
2014-04-05 10:43:25 AM
http://wtvr.com/2014/04/04/teen-sexting-investigation-spans-six-va-cou nties/
 
2014-04-05 10:43:37 AM
BIE...
Nice to see the lonely teen's haven't left fark.
 
2014-04-05 10:43:39 AM
This is inappropriate and all that, but really, these are all a bunch of horned up teenagers being dumbasses.
Giving them criminal records, especially for things like 'child pornography' is not going to help them be productive members of society. In fact, it will pretty much guarantee that they'll not amount to much because when an employer sees 'child pron' they are not going to think 'nude selfie at 17 years of age'.
 
2014-04-05 10:44:28 AM
 
2014-04-05 10:45:11 AM

buzzcut73: This is inappropriate and all that, but really, these are all a bunch of horned up teenagers being dumbasses.
Giving them criminal records, especially for things like 'child pornography' is not going to help them be productive members of society. In fact, it will pretty much guarantee that they'll not amount to much because when an employer sees 'child pron' they are not going to think 'nude selfie at 17 years of age'.


This is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to how mainstream this is in high school.
 
2014-04-05 10:48:39 AM
Missouri is the "show me state".
 
2014-04-05 10:49:55 AM
I just want to go on record stating that I strictly adhere to the rules of BIE.

However, when accompanied by a "wishlist", I consider it as classless as a spam email.

/amiright?
//amiwrong?
 
2014-04-05 10:51:48 AM
What is sexting? I need tips.

www.graveandmostglorious.com
 
2014-04-05 10:53:39 AM
So farking stupid. Charging kids with criminal offenses for pictures of each other... I wonder how long before we grow up enough as a society to acknowledge how stupid this is. It is depressing how much we still are terrified of the perfectly normal human body and sexuality. Farking religious conservatives.
 
2014-04-05 10:54:28 AM
Why can't we, as a nation, deal with things like child pornography without completely going off the deep end?
 
2014-04-05 10:54:33 AM
FTA:   "These guys, who have gotten their pictures, have been collecting them like someone might collect baseball cards," [the superintendent] said.

In the spokes of their bike wheels?!?

/bike wheel in profile
 
2014-04-05 10:56:29 AM

AndreMA: The lesson taught here: You're better off killing a policeman; at least once you're out of prison you aren't on a sex-offender registry.


Yep.  Or any other violent crime.


I don't understand the need for pics.
 
2014-04-05 10:57:27 AM
Nudity is not pornography.
 
2014-04-05 10:57:57 AM

mongbiohazard: So farking stupid. Charging kids with criminal offenses for pictures of each other... I wonder how long before we grow up enough as a society to acknowledge how stupid this is. It is depressing how much we still are terrified of the perfectly normal human body and sexuality. Farking religious conservatives.


There are religious liberals as well. If your going to put something in a box at just say bible thumpers.
 
2014-04-05 10:58:01 AM
Is BIE still a thing after what's-her-face left?
 
2014-04-05 10:58:55 AM

mongbiohazard: So farking stupid. Charging kids with criminal offenses for pictures of each other... I wonder how long before we grow up enough as a society to acknowledge how stupid this is. It is depressing how much we still are terrified of the perfectly normal human body and sexuality. Farking religious conservatives.


markfara: Why can't we, as a nation, deal with things like child pornography without completely going off the deep end?


The problem is that if this isn't a crime, then kids will be able to freely share the CP, and if they can freely share the CP, the server can have the CP, and if the server can legitimately have CP, the administrator can view the CP and no one can do anything about it, and next thing you know, perverts and predators will be viewing the CP.

Inroads against predators have only been made with aggressive attempts at controlling the sources of CP. That is incompatible with allowing minors that much leeway.
 
2014-04-05 10:59:03 AM
www.benzworld.org

/a seat over there?
 
2014-04-05 10:59:13 AM

mongbiohazard: So farking stupid. Charging kids with criminal offenses for pictures of each other... I wonder how long before we grow up enough as a society to acknowledge how stupid this is. It is depressing how much we still are terrified of the perfectly normal human body and sexuality. Farking religious conservatives.


I know this may be hard to believe but there are millions of adults who are not religious conservatives who don't want their children sending naked pictures of themselves to other people
 
2014-04-05 10:59:41 AM

SpdrJay: Nudity is not pornography.


Society and the law think otherwise.

As is demonstrated time and again.
 
2014-04-05 11:01:14 AM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: mongbiohazard: So farking stupid. Charging kids with criminal offenses for pictures of each other... I wonder how long before we grow up enough as a society to acknowledge how stupid this is. It is depressing how much we still are terrified of the perfectly normal human body and sexuality. Farking religious conservatives.

I know this may be hard to believe but there are millions of adults who are not religious conservatives who don't want their children sending naked pictures of themselves to other people


Good luck with that. It's so prevalent that even what little off-hand comments I hear as a teacher are frightening.
 
2014-04-05 11:01:23 AM

Nabb1: Speaker2Animals: I was born too soon.

The flip side is that all the stupid stuff you did as a teenager and in your twenties (often while drunk) didn't end up filmed on someones phone and uploaded to YouTube and beyond.


This.  There would be no way I'd have ever gotten a job ever in my life, had cameras been as prolific back then, and had I a "blog" into which I described my exploits of that day.

If you wanted to see a girl naked, you either saw it in person or you could go buy a playboy if you wanted 2d versions.
 
2014-04-05 11:01:27 AM

SpdrJay: Nudity is not pornography.


But nudity to a teen is.

/I know, I used to be one
//what the hell...eip
 
2014-04-05 11:03:35 AM

IamAwake: Nabb1: Speaker2Animals: I was born too soon.

The flip side is that all the stupid stuff you did as a teenager and in your twenties (often while drunk) didn't end up filmed on someones phone and uploaded to YouTube and beyond.

This.  There would be no way I'd have ever gotten a job ever in my life, had cameras been as prolific back then, and had I a "blog" into which I described my exploits of that day.

If you wanted to see a girl naked, you either saw it in person or you could go buy a playboy if you wanted 2d versions.


Were the technology today been available when I was a kid... good lord - thank God very little was saved for posterity then. Heck - the parents' ability to check their child's grade and homework throughout the year would have made my life a living hell.
 
2014-04-05 11:04:31 AM

Mentalpatient87: Is BIE still a thing after what's-her-face left?


No... but I'm willing to be proven wrong. :-) I too follow the rules!

/EIP
 
2014-04-05 11:04:47 AM
What the hell does BIE stand for?
 
2014-04-05 11:05:40 AM

danielscissorhands: What the hell does BIE stand for?


Boobiess. In. Email.
 
2014-04-05 11:07:01 AM

vudukungfu: PC LOAD LETTER: BIE? I don't believe they exist.

They are real.
And they're spectacular.


This is so.

web.mit.edu
 
2014-04-05 11:08:00 AM

SpdrJay: Nudity is not pornography.


Well, the two are not synonymous.

But the problem is, Guy A is going to look at a picture and consider how the girl is posed, the lighting, the contrast and whatnot. Meanwhile, next door, Guy B happens by coincidence to look at the same picture, and he immediately yanks his pants down and goes to work on himself like one of those machines at the hardware store that shake up paint cans.
 
2014-04-05 11:09:37 AM

Nabb1: Speaker2Animals: I was born too soon.

The flip side is that all the stupid stuff you did as a teenager and in your twenties (often while drunk) didn't end up filmed on someones phone and uploaded to YouTube and beyond.


no, but it  did end up on a "Girls Gone Wild" video filmed by some guy with a 1990's handi-cam.
 
2014-04-05 11:10:46 AM
Unless there are new BIE senders (or new BIE pics from current senders) I think I have all the BIE that's been sent out on Fark. I wouldn't mind at all being proven wrong though ;-)

/EIP just in case.
//Absolutely love the ones who like reciprocation.
 
2014-04-05 11:14:10 AM

vygramul: danielscissorhands: What the hell does BIE stand for?

Boobiess. In. Email.


Oh, thanks.
 
2014-04-05 11:14:17 AM

GrymRpr: BIE...
Nice to see the lonely teen's haven't left fark.


been here for decades!

Secret Agent X23: SpdrJay: Nudity is not pornography.

Well, the two are not synonymous.

But the problem is, Guy A is going to look at a picture and consider how the girl is posed, the lighting, the contrast and whatnot. Meanwhile, next door, Guy B happens by coincidence to look at the same picture, and he immediately yanks his pants down and goes to work on himself like one of those machines at the hardware store that shake up paint cans.


go on ...
 
2014-04-05 11:21:09 AM

SDRR: GrymRpr: BIE...
Nice to see the lonely teen's haven't left fark.

been here for decades!

Secret Agent X23: SpdrJay: Nudity is not pornography.

Well, the two are not synonymous.

But the problem is, Guy A is going to look at a picture and consider how the girl is posed, the lighting, the contrast and whatnot. Meanwhile, next door, Guy B happens by coincidence to look at the same picture, and he immediately yanks his pants down and goes to work on himself like one of those machines at the hardware store that shake up paint cans.

go on ...

theshiatiputupwith.jpg
 
2014-04-05 11:23:13 AM
I'm sorry. I'm just trying to think how rich and powerful a self-made plutocrat has to be in the future to say, "Yes, I made a nude selfie of myself when I was underaged. And I'm not going anywhere, so fark you and do what I say, because money."

/thinking Putin and Kock level
//not enough money if you have a vagina
 
2014-04-05 11:26:06 AM

SpdrJay: Nudity is not pornography.

 Drawings of nudity can be child pornography.  (Link is SFW)
 
2014-04-05 11:27:13 AM
Is there a particular reason why we never care to distinguish between the teen that initially takes and sends the selfie to someone with an expectation of privacy (however practically "stupid" that may be) and then the countless little shiats that circulate the picture? Even if they shouldn't necessarily be charged with separate types of crimes (if one gets all hot and bothered about equal application of the law above all else), why should they be treated the same for purposes of discussion?
 
2014-04-05 11:28:09 AM
I'm having a horrible Saturday thus far and BIE would really make everything better...

/EIP
 
2014-04-05 11:31:37 AM

RodneyToady: SpdrJay: Nudity is not pornography.
 Drawings of nudity can be child pornography.  (Link is SFW)


Every fan of anime just felt a chill down their spine
 
2014-04-05 11:36:00 AM

diaphoresis: What is sexting? I need tips.


Just the tip?
 
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