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(Premier League)   CAN Liverpool stay atop the table with a win over West Ham? WILL Stoke City derail Chelsea's chances? IS Crystal Palace capable of distancing themselves from Cardiff and relegation? It's your Week 33 Weekend EPL thread   (premierleague.com) divider line 441
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2014-04-05 10:43:13 AM  
Utd's first shot on target. Is that Mata's first PL goal for Utd?
 
2014-04-05 10:43:41 AM  

SmackLT: SomebodyElsesShoes: Princip's Sandwich: United has the best away record? Really?

I checked.  They do!

Which of the top 6 teams has the worst home record?


Looks like it's Tottenham. 8 wins, 3 draws, 5 losses.
 
2014-04-05 10:44:20 AM  

czetie: Utd's first shot on target. Is that Mata's first PL goal for Utd?


Second. He scored in a match 1-2 weeks ago. I can't remember against who. I do remember he made it 3-1.
 
2014-04-05 10:44:41 AM  
Oh Chicharito....
 
2014-04-05 10:45:10 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: SmackLT: SomebodyElsesShoes: Princip's Sandwich: United has the best away record? Really?

I checked.  They do!

Which of the top 6 teams has the worst home record?

Looks like it's Tottenham. 8 wins, 3 draws, 5 losses.


Not who I would have guessed, actually.
 
2014-04-05 10:45:25 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Oh Chicharito....


Chicharito...ito...ito...
 
2014-04-05 10:45:50 AM  
When did Newcastle sign Post?
 
2014-04-05 10:46:32 AM  

Langston: When did Newcastle sign Post?


When it was revealed that Post's full name was Alain Post.
 
2014-04-05 10:47:51 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: czetie: Utd's first shot on target. Is that Mata's first PL goal for Utd?

Second. He scored in a match 1-2 weeks ago. I can't remember against who. I do remember he made it 3-1.


Yes, and now I'm slapping myself. I knew he'd scored once before, but for a moment I thought it was in the CL. And obviously that couldn't be right since he's cup-tied.

Half-time. I'll go get some coffee.
 
2014-04-05 10:50:47 AM  
Hull beating Swansea 1-0, proving that Swansea really can't string 2 results in a row recently. Banked on Liverpool again this time since it went well against Cardiff.
 
2014-04-05 10:51:21 AM  
When Dan Gosling matures, he'll be a whole different person.
 
2014-04-05 10:51:35 AM  

SmackLT: Princip's Sandwich: SmackLT: SomebodyElsesShoes: Princip's Sandwich: United has the best away record? Really?

I checked.  They do!

Which of the top 6 teams has the worst home record?

Looks like it's Tottenham. 8 wins, 3 draws, 5 losses.

Not who I would have guessed, actually.


Interesting stuff:  According to that site MIGHTY Oxford United have the second worst points per game of all teams in League two again top half teams, and the second best record against bottom half teams. And they have nearly equal home and away records.
 
2014-04-05 10:52:00 AM  
Mata scored against Aston Villa last week.
 
2014-04-05 11:00:54 AM  
It is your FFPL report!

img.fark.net


At the top my lead has been greatly eroded by nathanjr. Top three remains unchanged but Sachbash creeps up into 6th. Plenty of Arsenal supporters in the top, top echelons. At the bottom Cognitive_Displaysia is probably wondering what might have been if he'd had a beating heart for each round.

Chupacabra_Sandwich, Cajnik and Preebs I have lost count so I'm arbitrarily listing this as your Strike 2 zombie warning.

Dead_for_tax_reasons made his slow but steady way to 125 for the week. Incrementally better was krej55, using a +90 from Fulham Vs Everton to haul in 130. Score of the week though belongs to Princips_Sandwich with 135. Only one wrong result in the set - CP beating Chelsea. At the other end, Luckless_Wonder registered a Feeble 15, Mr_H zenned and Gonz_Hotspur was the only negative score of the round with a -25. Banker on the Toon Vs Southampton - presumably an attempt at satire.

Scouserduck, krej55 and dead_for_tax_reasons all moved up three. StRalphtheLiar dropped down three. I claim the BB presidency from Sachbash. Plenty of 20's about now. Hmm. The_Envoy clings onto Page 1 over MNMarkPW at the top of Page 2. He the last Page 1er to not make it to 1000 points yet.

Adubs86 is now the median FFPL player. As a league we rose 8 spots to 136th.
 
2014-04-05 11:02:50 AM  

midpoint: It is your FFPL report!

[img.fark.net image 451x106]

At the top my lead has been greatly eroded by nathanjr. Top three remains unchanged but Sachbash creeps up into 6th. Plenty of Arsenal supporters in the top, top echelons. At the bottom Cognitive_Displaysia is probably wondering what might have been if he'd had a beating heart for each round.

Chupacabra_Sandwich, Cajnik and Preebs I have lost count so I'm arbitrarily listing this as your Strike 2 zombie warning.

Dead_for_tax_reasons made his slow but steady way to 125 for the week. Incrementally better was krej55, using a +90 from Fulham Vs Everton to haul in 130. Score of the week though belongs to Princips_Sandwich with 135. Only one wrong result in the set - CP beating Chelsea. At the other end, Luckless_Wonder registered a Feeble 15, Mr_H zenned and Gonz_Hotspur was the only negative score of the round with a -25. Banker on the Toon Vs Southampton - presumably an attempt at satire.

Scouserduck, krej55 and dead_for_tax_reasons all moved up three. StRalphtheLiar dropped down three. I claim the BB presidency from Sachbash. Plenty of 20's about now. Hmm. The_Envoy clings onto Page 1 over MNMarkPW at the top of Page 2. He the last Page 1er to not make it to 1000 points yet.

Adubs86 is now the median FFPL player. As a league we rose 8 spots to 136th.


I did THAT well? Seriously?
 
2014-04-05 11:05:05 AM  

SomebodyElsesShoes: SmackLT: Princip's Sandwich: SmackLT: SomebodyElsesShoes: Princip's Sandwich: United has the best away record? Really?

I checked.  They do!

Which of the top 6 teams has the worst home record?

Looks like it's Tottenham. 8 wins, 3 draws, 5 losses.

Not who I would have guessed, actually.

Interesting stuff:  According to that site MIGHTY Oxford United have the second worst points per game of all teams in League two again top half teams, and the second best record against bottom half teams. And they have nearly equal home and away records.


For a long time they were terrible at home and awesome on the road this season. Sadly, their road form slumped rather than the home form improving to make things that even.

/Love that the MIGHTY thing has spread beyond my ironic use in their last relegation season.
 
2014-04-05 11:07:25 AM  
Mata gets a brace. Bad defending on that play.
 
2014-04-05 11:07:41 AM  

midpoint: It is your FFPL report!

[img.fark.net image 451x106]

At the other end, Luckless_Wonder registered a Feeble 15,


Hey, at least it was positive.

I believe my last 4 weeks scores were the two highest in the round, followed by a -30 and the feeble 15.

I am wildly inconsistent. I am the Kevin Keegan's NUFC of FFPL.
 
2014-04-05 11:07:54 AM  
Talk about walking it into the goal.  Newcastle really seems to have come out flat.
 
2014-04-05 11:08:16 AM  

LucklessWonder: midpoint: It is your FFPL report!

[img.fark.net image 451x106]

At the other end, Luckless_Wonder registered a Feeble 15,

Hey, at least it was positive.

I believe my last 4 weeks scores were the two highest in the round, followed by a -30 and the feeble 15.

I am wildly inconsistent. I am the Kevin Keegan's NUFC of FFPL.


He finished second twice.
 
2014-04-05 11:08:42 AM  
Another great goal from Mata!
 
2014-04-05 11:09:08 AM  

689908: Mata scored against Aston Villa last week.


Mata goals are like buses...
 
2014-04-05 11:10:06 AM  

midpoint: It is your FFPL report!

[img.fark.net image 451x106]

At the top my lead has been greatly eroded by nathanjr. Top three remains unchanged but Sachbash creeps up into 6th. Plenty of Arsenal supporters in the top, top echelons. At the bottom Cognitive_Displaysia is probably wondering what might have been if he'd had a beating heart for each round.

Chupacabra_Sandwich, Cajnik and Preebs I have lost count so I'm arbitrarily listing this as your Strike 2 zombie warning.

Dead_for_tax_reasons made his slow but steady way to 125 for the week. Incrementally better was krej55, using a +90 from Fulham Vs Everton to haul in 130. Score of the week though belongs to Princips_Sandwich with 135. Only one wrong result in the set - CP beating Chelsea. At the other end, Luckless_Wonder registered a Feeble 15, Mr_H zenned and Gonz_Hotspur was the only negative score of the round with a -25. Banker on the Toon Vs Southampton - presumably an attempt at satire.

Scouserduck, krej55 and dead_for_tax_reasons all moved up three. StRalphtheLiar dropped down three. I claim the BB presidency from Sachbash. Plenty of 20's about now. Hmm. The_Envoy clings onto Page 1 over MNMarkPW at the top of Page 2. He the last Page 1er to not make it to 1000 points yet.

Adubs86 is now the median FFPL player. As a league we rose 8 spots to 136th.


And Chelsea boned my banker.

/worth it
 
2014-04-05 11:11:38 AM  
I don't think I've had a BB higher than 10 since I first blew my banker.
 
2014-04-05 11:13:59 AM  
Utd finally playing up the middle rather than down the wings all the time.

Admittedly, this is a mediocre Neufchatel side, but this Utd performance has a lot of positive signs.
 
2014-04-05 11:14:32 AM  

czetie: Utd finally playing up the middle rather than down the wings all the time.

Admittedly, this is a mediocre Neufchatel side, but this Utd performance has a lot of positive signs.


This being Moyes, look forward to a complete capitulation in Munich.
 
2014-04-05 11:17:23 AM  
In the Championship, Leicester City can clinch promotion today after winning last night. Derby must not win and QPR has to lose for that to happen.

As of now, QPR just tied it up at Bournemouth. Derby at Middlesbrough is goalless.

Even if they don't lock it up tonight, the Championship plays again on Tuesday and Leicester is at home.
 
2014-04-05 11:17:54 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: czetie: Utd finally playing up the middle rather than down the wings all the time.

Admittedly, this is a mediocre Neufchatel side, but this Utd performance has a lot of positive signs.

This being Moyes, look forward to a complete capitulation in Munich.


I expect a capitulation so complete, it would make Neville Chamberlain blush.

/too soon?
 
2014-04-05 11:19:23 AM  

desertgeek: In the Championship, Leicester City can clinch promotion today after winning last night. Derby must not win and QPR has to lose for that to happen.

As of now, QPR just tied it up at Bournemouth. Derby at Middlesbrough is goalless.

Even if they don't lock it up tonight, the Championship plays again on Tuesday and Leicester is at home.


Leeds and Bolton looking at another year of Championship football. Most likely Blackburn as well.
 
2014-04-05 11:19:51 AM  
Well, Fulham has a lead
 
2014-04-05 11:21:28 AM  
I need a Newcastle goal for the perfect.
 
2014-04-05 11:22:04 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: I need a Newcastle goal for the perfect.


So much for that. Chicharito makes it 3-0.
 
2014-04-05 11:22:24 AM  
Nice passing for United's third goal.
 
2014-04-05 11:22:39 AM  
Kagawa's play-a-making has led to 2 of the 3 goals.
 
2014-04-05 11:22:49 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: Princip's Sandwich: I need a Newcastle goal for the perfect.

So much for that. Chicharito makes it 3-0.


I love watching that speedy mexican.
 
2014-04-05 11:23:11 AM  

Lord Jubjub: Nice passing for United's third goal.


Kagawa play-a-making!
 
2014-04-05 11:24:00 AM  
What a goal from Chicharito! Great ball in by Januzaj for Kagawa who made a great run in and makes a great pass back to Chicarito who has a great finish for the third goal.  Great!
 
2014-04-05 11:25:57 AM  

Stimied in a Rut: What a goal from Chicharito! Great ball in by Januzaj for Kagawa who made a great run in and makes a great pass back to Chicarito who has a great finish for the third goal.  Great!


It was tempting to put my Banker on a MUFC away win, but a gentleman doesn't do that to his own team.
 
2014-04-05 11:25:59 AM  
Nani's still with United? I honestly forgot he was there until Setanta mentioned him.
 
2014-04-05 11:27:02 AM  
Neufchatel's strikers are trying to snipe fans. They can't be shooting at the goal with the locations the ball's been landing in.
 
2014-04-05 11:30:38 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: Nani's still with United? I honestly forgot he was there until Setanta mentioned him.


Apparently so. It's a chance to rest some of the first team for midweek.
 
2014-04-05 11:31:59 AM  
CP strikes again.
 
2014-04-05 11:34:51 AM  

midpoint: LucklessWonder: midpoint: It is your FFPL report!

[img.fark.net image 451x106]

At the other end, Luckless_Wonder registered a Feeble 15,

Hey, at least it was positive.

I believe my last 4 weeks scores were the two highest in the round, followed by a -30 and the feeble 15.

I am wildly inconsistent. I am the Kevin Keegan's NUFC of FFPL.

He finished second twice.


shiat! Which 90s team am I thinking of then.
 
2014-04-05 11:36:29 AM  

SomebodyElsesShoes: CP strikes again.


Jimmy Saville approves.
 
2014-04-05 11:37:30 AM  
Championship: Bournemouth have taken the lead v QPR, but have just been reduced to 10 men after a straight red was given.

Derby still being held scoreless so if things hold, Leicester clinches a EPL spot
 
2014-04-05 11:37:51 AM  
Fulham seemingly unable to ever hold a lead nowadays. It's level at Villa Park.
 
2014-04-05 11:40:58 AM  
Bayern Munich lost today. Bit of a wobble?

Yes, I am kidding. This is classic Moyes, looking good against a mid-table side. Meanwhile Bayern rested a lot of players. But I do find more to be optimistic about in this style of play, with Mata and Kagawa playing through the middle, and Januzaj injecting speed.
 
2014-04-05 11:44:49 AM  

czetie: Bayern Munich lost today. Bit of a wobble?

Yes, I am kidding. This is classic Moyes, looking good against a mid-table side. Meanwhile Bayern rested a lot of players. But I do find more to be optimistic about in this style of play, with Mata and Kagawa playing through the middle, and Januzaj injecting speed.


Munich's first league loss of the season. I suspect Guardiola's pissed.
 
2014-04-05 11:44:56 AM  
Jeez, my predictions this morning are already shot...
 
2014-04-05 11:46:26 AM  
Fulham leads. It would've been sooner but a goal line clearance kept that from happening, but JUUUUST barely.
 
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