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(New York Daily News)   Australian groom banned from getting married because he showed up to the wedding drunk. If this happened in the US, there wouldn't be a chapel left in Las Vegas   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2014-04-05 11:09:41 AM  
2 votes:
That's insane. How is anyone - especially an Australian - supposed to get married sober?
2014-04-05 10:51:41 AM  
2 votes:

CrossEyedAtNite: Hate to Godwin, but do you know who else is from Australia?


Dudes that lock their daughters up in homemade sex dungeons, that's who.
2014-04-05 11:43:20 AM  
1 vote:
I got married in Vegas. And while I wasn't drunk during the wedding, the night before I got so shiat-faced I was barfing into a garbage can on the strip.
Also won about $2K at the blackjack table but was too farked up and didn't walk away. Gave it all back.

/good times
2014-04-05 11:41:25 AM  
1 vote:

Rozinante: It's the law in Canada too.


This. I am not allowed to perform a marriage if any of the signatories (either spouse, either witness) is under the weather. They're signing a contract, so they need to be sober. I could have my license to perform weddings revoked if I allowed a drunk to sign and it somehow (long shot, I know.. ) came out in a court of law situation.

/hate doing weddings anyway.
//would much rather do a funeral.
2014-04-05 11:38:53 AM  
1 vote:
They did not wish for the performance enhancing drug in the marriage industry.
2014-04-05 11:36:22 AM  
1 vote:
It's the law in Canada too.
2014-04-05 11:24:20 AM  
1 vote:

Molavian: CrossEyedAtNite: Hate to Godwin, but do you know who else is from Australia?

Dudes that lock their daughters up in homemade sex dungeons, that's who.


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