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(Right Wing Watch)   Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) said that because ex-CIA Acting Director Michael Morell's congressional testimony didn't support her Benghazi theories he's "taking the fall" so Hillary can be President   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 76
    More: Obvious, Michele Bachmann, CIA Acting, CIA, Benghazi, executive directors, conspiracy theories  
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2014-04-05 08:16:14 AM
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2014-04-05 08:19:40 AM
. . .is in cold storage for one reason and one reason only, and that's to take the fall for Hillary Clinton and clean up any dirt from Obama.

Isn't that 2 reasons?
 
2014-04-05 08:24:26 AM
I am really going to miss this woman.
 
2014-04-05 08:52:35 AM
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2014-04-05 08:52:46 AM
In her world, "taking a fall" means being a senior Government official who gets promoted to an even higher level position.
 
2014-04-05 08:58:59 AM

edmo: In her world, "taking a fall" means being a senior Government official who gets promoted to an even higher level position.


In fairness, "husband" likewise means, "big gay dude who helps me pay the bills" so her word association skills are somewhat skewed...
 
2014-04-05 09:10:55 AM
I can't wait until she starts hosting "The Late Show"
 
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2014-04-05 09:19:44 AM
Yeah but she sure can throat a corn dog!

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2014-04-05 09:32:38 AM
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Far far better, I still say, than the "William Casey method."
 
2014-04-05 09:39:35 AM

ginandbacon: I am really going to miss this woman.


You really think she's going to go away?
 
2014-04-05 09:43:49 AM

Man On A Mission: ginandbacon: I am really going to miss this woman.

You really think she's going to go away?


Oh I hope not...
 
2014-04-05 09:49:56 AM

ginandbacon: Man On A Mission: ginandbacon: I am really going to miss this woman.

You really think she's going to go away?

Oh I hope not...


It's a safe bet she'll be a Fox News contributor. But I'm holding out hope for a AM radio show. Imagine 1 to 3 hours of that every day. Comedy gold!
 
2014-04-05 10:04:21 AM

Notabunny: ginandbacon: Man On A Mission: ginandbacon: I am really going to miss this woman.

You really think she's going to go away?

Oh I hope not...

It's a safe bet she'll be a Fox News contributor. But I'm holding out hope for a AM radio show. Imagine 1 to 3 hours of that every day. Comedy gold!


She should start out by subbing for Limbaugh when he's in Dominica on vacation
 
2014-04-05 11:22:42 AM
FTFA: "They don't care about Obama now," she said.

i595.photobucket.com

"Excellente!  They have fallen for my el trapo.  Now, all will know and fear Chebongo and my rumbling colon of percussion destruction!  Mwahahahahaha!"

/got nothing
 
2014-04-05 12:06:32 PM
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk
Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
 
2014-04-05 12:07:58 PM

Notabunny: ginandbacon: Man On A Mission: ginandbacon: I am really going to miss this woman.

You really think she's going to go away?

Oh I hope not...

It's a safe bet she'll be a Fox News contributor. But I'm holding out hope for a AM radio show. Imagine 1 to 3 hours of that every day. Comedy gold!


The only way I see that happen is if Bill O'Reiley quits or suddenly dies. No way those two can cohabitate under the same branch.
 
2014-04-05 12:10:51 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-04-05 12:14:06 PM
Thank the gods we have less than a year left of her in the House.
 
2014-04-05 12:16:06 PM
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2014-04-05 12:20:52 PM

DarwiOdrade: Thank the gods we have less than a year left of her in the House.


How did that woman ever get elected? Her district seems so nice and reasonable otherwise.
 
2014-04-05 12:21:04 PM

edmo: In her world, "taking a fall" means being a senior Government official who gets promoted to an even higher level position.


Michele Bachmann will routinely make an absurd claims and then a sentence or two later make a contradictory absurd claim.

Michele Bachmann is an unintentional nihilist. She not only rejects the idea that facts or reality have any purpose or meaning, she also rejects the idea that her own words and action have any meaning.
 
2014-04-05 12:24:55 PM
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2014-04-05 12:26:28 PM
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2014-04-05 12:26:51 PM

Robin Hoodie: DarwiOdrade: Thank the gods we have less than a year left of her in the House.

How did that woman ever get elected? Her district seems so nice and reasonable otherwise.


By about 3000 votes - just under 1% - in 2012.
 
2014-04-05 12:27:14 PM

Somacandra: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x277]

Far far better, I still say, than the "William Casey method."


Jesus, that was one of the most timely deaths in history, wasn't it?
 
2014-04-05 12:28:26 PM
I'll bet the Freemasons are behind this!

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2014-04-05 12:29:20 PM

tinyarena: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 304x166]


that makes me so happy
 
2014-04-05 12:29:37 PM

DarwiOdrade: Robin Hoodie: DarwiOdrade: Thank the gods we have less than a year left of her in the House.

How did that woman ever get elected? Her district seems so nice and reasonable otherwise.

By about 3000 votes - just under 1% - in 2012.


Man, if only the gander mountain had run a sale on election day...
 
2014-04-05 12:31:33 PM

Mantour: [cdn.teamcococdn.com image 640x426]


He's either totally clueless about women or he's in serious denial about his love for cock.
 
2014-04-05 12:32:18 PM

The Larch: edmo: In her world, "taking a fall" means being a senior Government official who gets promoted to an even higher level position.

Michele Bachmann will routinely make an absurd claims and then a sentence or two later make a contradictory absurd claim.

Michele Bachmann is an unintentional nihilist. She not only rejects the idea that facts or reality have any purpose or meaning, she also rejects the idea that her own words and action have any meaning.


I'm convinced she doesn't believe a word of what she says. Not that she's not dumb as a rock, mind you. Just that she plays a role and will continue to play it as long as she's making money. Sort of like Man Coulter.
 
2014-04-05 12:42:40 PM
Classic crazy conspiracy theorist.  Anyone who doesn't fully agree with you must be part of the plot.
 
2014-04-05 12:46:22 PM
See, when Issa pulls stuff like this, I'm convinced he's just fundraising. He really doesn't have any other reason to do it; he's just trying to "Weekend at Bernie's" the dead horse long enough to get to the next election cycle.

Bachmann? I don't think so. This is a woman whose life is ruled by an absolute terror of difference. Issa laid out his conspiracy theory that Barack Obama, in collusion with the Lizard People and Illuminati, deliberately and personally masterminded the attack on his own consulate to kill the only four people who had the information on the connection between Saddam Hussein and 9/11, and she listened to every word, glassy-eyed and enraptured, with little valentine hearts popping around her head. Then, when she got home, she beat Marcus over the head with a Manolo, screaming, "Why can't you be a real man like Darrell!" Then a heel punctured his face, and he flew around the room backwards deflating for two minutes before draping over the back of a chair.

...What was I saying?
 
2014-04-05 12:53:53 PM

ginandbacon: I am really going to miss this woman.


I fear that you won't have to.
 
2014-04-05 12:54:26 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: "Excellente!  They have fallen for my el trapo.  Now, all will know and fear Chebongo and my rumbling colon of percussion destruction!  Mwahahahahaha!"

/got nothing


For nothing, that was a whole lot of something.... beautiful.
 
2014-04-05 01:03:32 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: FTFA: "They don't care about Obama now," she said.

[i595.photobucket.com image 116x156]

"Excellente!  They have fallen for my el trapo.  Now, all will know and fear Chebongo and my rumbling colon of percussion destruction!  Mwahahahahaha!"

/got nothing


No, no, 'rumbling colon of percussion destruction' is most certainly something.

red5ish: [img.fark.net image 500x275]


What is this, and why is it so hypnotizing?
 
2014-04-05 01:08:10 PM
I remember a few Farkers saying that the Pentagon was part of the conspiracy when they denied a "stand down" order was given as well.
 
2014-04-05 01:09:47 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: rumbling colon of percussion destruction


MY SIDES xD
 
2014-04-05 01:11:45 PM

DarwiOdrade: Robin Hoodie: DarwiOdrade: Thank the gods we have less than a year left of her in the House.

How did that woman ever get elected? Her district seems so nice and reasonable otherwise.

By about 3000 votes - just under 1% - in 2012.


And widespread disenfranchisement.  I was a college student in her district when she was first elected, and 3 separate times I was turned away at the polls due to "inconsistencies" in my registration that were never explained to me.  This was extremely common among students, on a campus of about 16,000.
 
2014-04-05 01:18:53 PM

Notabunny: ginandbacon: Man On A Mission: ginandbacon: I am really going to miss this woman.

You really think she's going to go away?

Oh I hope not...

It's a safe bet she'll be a Fox News contributor. But I'm holding out hope for a AM radio show. Imagine 1 to 3 hours of that every day. Comedy gold!


Maybe she'll even shill for Roundtine!
 
2014-04-05 01:20:02 PM
She's just pissed that he isn't hearing her out on her Canadian Bacon fan fiction ideas.
 
2014-04-05 01:31:10 PM

peasandcarrots: See, when Issa pulls stuff like this, I'm convinced he's just fundraising. He really doesn't have any other reason to do it; he's just trying to "Weekend at Bernie's" the dead horse long enough to get to the next election cycle.

Bachmann? I don't think so. This is a woman whose life is ruled by an absolute terror of difference. Issa laid out his conspiracy theory that Barack Obama, in collusion with the Lizard People and Illuminati, deliberately and personally masterminded the attack on his own consulate to kill the only four people who had the information on the connection between Saddam Hussein and 9/11, and she listened to every word, glassy-eyed and enraptured, with little valentine hearts popping around her head. Then, when she got home, she beat Marcus over the head with a Manolo, screaming, "Why can't you be a real man like Darrell!" Then a heel punctured his face, and he flew around the room backwards deflating for two minutes before draping over the back of a chair.

...What was I saying?


Go on...I'm getting the weirdest boner.
 
2014-04-05 01:38:13 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: FTFA: "They don't care about Obama now," she said.

[i595.photobucket.com image 116x156]

"Excellente!  They have fallen for my el trapo.  Now, all will know and fear Chebongo and my rumbling colon of percussion destruction!  Mwahahahahaha!"

/got nothing


Seriously, for having "nothing" that was hilarious.
 
2014-04-05 01:54:45 PM
Hillery was asked what her biggest achievement as SS was. And here's her answer.
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2014-04-05 01:58:29 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: . . .is in cold storage for one reason and one reason only, and that's to take the fall for Hillary Clinton and clean up any dirt from Obama.

Isn't that 2 reasons?


The two reasons are to take the fall for Hillary Clinton and clean up any dirt from Obama ... and to distract us from the IRS scandal! The three reasons are to take the fall for Hillary Clinton, to clean up any dirt from Obama, and to distract us from the IRS scandal ... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Democrats... The four... no... Amongst the reasons are such elements as taking the fall for... I'll come in again.
 
2014-04-05 02:02:39 PM

Brick-House: Hillery was asked what her biggest achievement as SS was. And here's her answer.
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Is that the talking point? Definitely run with that.
 
2014-04-05 02:04:30 PM

Stone Meadow: peasandcarrots: See, when Issa pulls stuff like this, I'm convinced he's just fundraising. He really doesn't have any other reason to do it; he's just trying to "Weekend at Bernie's" the dead horse long enough to get to the next election cycle.

Bachmann? I don't think so. This is a woman whose life is ruled by an absolute terror of difference. Issa laid out his conspiracy theory that Barack Obama, in collusion with the Lizard People and Illuminati, deliberately and personally masterminded the attack on his own consulate to kill the only four people who had the information on the connection between Saddam Hussein and 9/11, and she listened to every word, glassy-eyed and enraptured, with little valentine hearts popping around her head. Then, when she got home, she beat Marcus over the head with a Manolo, screaming, "Why can't you be a real man like Darrell!" Then a heel punctured his face, and he flew around the room backwards deflating for two minutes before draping over the back of a chair.

...What was I saying?

Go on...I'm getting the weirdest boner.


Glad I'm not the only one
 
2014-04-05 02:32:11 PM
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2014-04-05 02:51:53 PM
peasandcarrots:
...What was I saying?

You make Saturday afternoons special
 
2014-04-05 02:59:32 PM

ginandbacon: I am really going to miss this woman.


Yes, like a really bad case of intestinal flu.
 
2014-04-05 03:01:37 PM

Joe Peanut: [scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net image 560x293]


God damn Poe's Law. Is that an actual quote, and if so, is it a bad transcription or did she really say 'Fort Wood'?
 
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