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(Foodbeast)   Here are 31 beautiful, simple ways to drink coffee. Thanks, I'll take it black   (foodbeast.com) divider line 12
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2014-04-05 02:09:42 PM
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I make it myself, right back there, with a little lemon twist. It's good; you should try it.

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2014-04-05 12:43:31 PM
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untaken_name: If you wanted a cup of milk and sugar, why'd you order coffee?


To flavor the milk and sugar.  Duh.
2014-04-05 12:13:58 PM
2 votes:
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2014-04-05 10:52:31 AM
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RoyBatty: A lot of those seem anything but simple...

What happened to my heavily sweetened boiled greek/turkish/israeli coffee with a chaser of water?


I had a Turkish coffee once, no cream just equal parts boiling water and coffee grounds. I was shaking like Micheal J Fox without his meds after that.
2014-04-05 10:24:28 AM
2 votes:
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2014-04-05 06:53:26 PM
1 votes:

BigNumber12: Also: Fark off, Foodbeast. In Vienna, a "Melange" is just espresso and foamed milk. That's it. What you seem to be describing is a Kaisermelange.

/loved the coffee shops in Vienna, big-name or not


then you might laugh at this;  in 2009 I picked up a few phrases of german for a trip to Austria but all my coffee phrases were informed by viennese coffee culture.

four years later, I'm connecting through Stuttgart and ask for 'eine großer Schwarzer.'  The exasperated Deutsche had no idea what I was talking about and yelled at me.


/I clarified in english.
2014-04-05 12:02:32 PM
1 votes:
I like my coffee like my women, Colombian and all over my lap when I'm driving
2014-04-05 12:00:45 PM
1 votes:
I like my coffee like I like my ex's, ground up and stored in the freezer
2014-04-05 11:58:10 AM
1 votes:

limboslam: Where's the Armenian coffee?


Armenian coffee is just like Turkish coffee, only with some added honey to cover up the taste of genocide.
2014-04-05 10:49:49 AM
1 votes:

untaken_name: If you wanted a cup of milk and sugar, why'd you order coffee?


Because I ordered coffee, not some burnt to shiat hipster drink.
2014-04-05 10:30:20 AM
1 votes:
Quiz Time:  Male Strip Revue or Form of Coffee Preparation?

Wiener Melange
Double Sexpresso
Thunder From Downunder
Polska
Poleskeet
Mansauce
Slow Drip
Kumen Kaffi
Dunkin' Donuts
Donut Dunkers
Starbucks
Youngbucks
French Press
Cafe Crema
Floppity Beef-logs Packed Into Speedos
2014-04-05 10:24:48 AM
1 votes:
I like my coffee like my women. Ground up and in bags.
 
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