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(Foodbeast)   Here are 31 beautiful, simple ways to drink coffee. Thanks, I'll take it black   (foodbeast.com) divider line 81
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2014-04-05 02:56:45 AM  
OP must be racist since he wants his coffee,,,,,black!   (Sorry, I'm from Seattle- I had to go for the joke)
 
2014-04-05 03:17:20 AM  
Step one: replace coffee beans with cacao beans.
Step two: there is no step two.

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2014-04-05 08:10:33 AM  

Trailltrader: OP must be racist since he wants his coffee,,,,,black!   (Sorry, I'm from Seattle- I had to go for the joke)


OP? I think you have Fark confused with 4chan. And Seattle confused with anything other than a corporate headquarters.

/ mix a pinch of cayenne pepper and sugar together. Add a tiny splash of water, to get them to blend into a paste. Add to coffee. Enjoy.
 
2014-04-05 08:49:06 AM  
The best coffee I ever had was in a ricotta factory just outside of Rome. They stirred a bit of fresh sweet ricotta into espresso and it was insanely good. Never had anything to top that.
 
2014-04-05 10:18:06 AM  
lots of cream, lots of sugar
 
2014-04-05 10:19:36 AM  
Stupid farking hipsters. Just give me a damn coffee.
 
2014-04-05 10:21:38 AM  
Beans. Grinder.  French press.  Little sugar.  Little milk.

That is all.
 
2014-04-05 10:22:05 AM  
I like my sugar with coffee and cream.
 
2014-04-05 10:24:28 AM  
livingincinema.com
 
2014-04-05 10:24:48 AM  
I like my coffee like my women. Ground up and in bags.
 
2014-04-05 10:26:27 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-05 10:29:21 AM  
A lot of those seem anything but simple...

What happened to my heavily sweetened boiled greek/turkish/israeli coffee with a chaser of water?
 
2014-04-05 10:30:20 AM  
Quiz Time:  Male Strip Revue or Form of Coffee Preparation?

Wiener Melange
Double Sexpresso
Thunder From Downunder
Polska
Poleskeet
Mansauce
Slow Drip
Kumen Kaffi
Dunkin' Donuts
Donut Dunkers
Starbucks
Youngbucks
French Press
Cafe Crema
Floppity Beef-logs Packed Into Speedos
 
2014-04-05 10:33:43 AM  
www.foodservicedirect.com
 
2014-04-05 10:39:48 AM  
Where's the Armenian coffee?
 
2014-04-05 10:40:54 AM  
Between Thanksgiving and the first half of January, I hit Starbucks every now and then for an eggnog latte.   Very tasty.
 
2014-04-05 10:42:17 AM  
I've been trying "Bulletproof" coffee for the last several weeks.  One cup seems to get me through the day pretty well, though I don't yet know if it will result in any sort of actual weight loss or if I will just collapse dead sooner because every one of my arteries is clogged shut.

1 cup of good coffee
1 Table spoon of grass-fed butter
1 tsp coconut oil

- Blend w/ blender

/the website for this stuff pushes expensive coffee and MCT oil, but I'm pretty skeptical of that part
 
2014-04-05 10:43:05 AM  
Pity they didn't include that ultra-sweet coffee they drink on the Canary Islands. It's made with condensed milk. I can't remember the name.
 
2014-04-05 10:43:40 AM  
We discovered "flat white" coffee last time we were in London. I guess it's more of an espresso, but it was damn good.
 
2014-04-05 10:46:46 AM  
If you wanted a cup of milk and sugar, why'd you order coffee?
 
2014-04-05 10:49:23 AM  
I've been doing the pinch-of-salt thing since I've found out about it and it does make the coffee slightly better, IMO.  If I forget, no big deal.  And if I have a really high quality light roast I don't do it. More for the cheapo coffees (I am no coffee snob by any means).

http://blog.khymos.org/2010/03/21/a-pinch-of-salt-for-your-coffee-si r/
 
2014-04-05 10:49:49 AM  

untaken_name: If you wanted a cup of milk and sugar, why'd you order coffee?


Because I ordered coffee, not some burnt to shiat hipster drink.
 
2014-04-05 10:51:49 AM  
I love cardamom coffee, buy it at the middle eastern grocery. Drink it hot and strong, sugar, no cream.
 
2014-04-05 10:52:31 AM  

RoyBatty: A lot of those seem anything but simple...

What happened to my heavily sweetened boiled greek/turkish/israeli coffee with a chaser of water?


I had a Turkish coffee once, no cream just equal parts boiling water and coffee grounds. I was shaking like Micheal J Fox without his meds after that.
 
2014-04-05 11:03:45 AM  

AbiNormal: RoyBatty: A lot of those seem anything but simple...

What happened to my heavily sweetened boiled greek/turkish/israeli coffee with a chaser of water?

I had a Turkish coffee once, no cream just equal parts boiling water and coffee grounds. I was shaking like Micheal J Fox without his meds after that.


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2014-04-05 11:10:15 AM  
Black in a foam cup. Costing no more then a buck.
 
2014-04-05 11:14:29 AM  
The Vienna and Irish coffees are the only ones that look drinkable.

// coffee with a splash of 1/2 and 1/2 preferred
/// Irish coffee should NEVER be made with Irish Cream Liqueur. Always whiskey.
 
2014-04-05 11:16:35 AM  

b0rg9: I've been doing the pinch-of-salt thing since I've found out about it and it does make the coffee slightly better, IMO.


I don't know what it is, but the coffee at a friend's house is consistently shiatty.  It's not the grounds and I don't think it's the water since we're in the same area.  It's not even the coffeemaker, since he's had several of them.  The coffee just ends up with this weird bitter tang to it.  Maybe it's a pipes thing and it is the water.

Anyway, a pinch of salt smooths it right out.  Adds a "creamy" texture to the flavor.
 
2014-04-05 11:28:34 AM  

abhorrent1: Stupid farking hipsters. Just give me a damn coffee.


There was a hipster-esque coffee shop I used to stop by on my way to work.  They were actually very nice people, but before they got used to me they'd look confused when I'd order a large coffee.

"Okay, what kind, espresso, latte, frappuccino...?"
"No, man, I would've said so.  One.  Large.  Coffee."
"You mean just..."
"One.  Large.  Coffee."

/was some damned fine coffee.
 
2014-04-05 11:33:26 AM  
the link looks like there are 504.
 
2014-04-05 11:33:52 AM  

RoyBatty: A lot of those seem anything but simple...

What happened to my heavily sweetened boiled greek/turkish/israeli coffee with a chaser of water?



i'm almost ready to give turkish coffee a go again....last one i had was 3 years ago and it was flavored with 'damla sakiz'... it was so bad to me...all i could taste for 3 days was damla sakiz. i farking hate it. even now just the smell of it makes me feel ill.
 
2014-04-05 11:34:01 AM  
My regular home cuppa is a tall espresso with a pinch of salt, sugar w/molasses, and half-n-half. If a guest would like coffee at my house, this is what they get.
 
2014-04-05 11:38:53 AM  
Tempted to try the one with honey and cinnamon sometime.  Most days, I just use my AeroPress to approximate an Americano.
 
2014-04-05 11:41:07 AM  

Ablejack: My regular home cuppa is a tall espresso with a pinch of salt, sugar w/molasses, and half-n-half. If a guest would like coffee at my house, this is what they get.


That sounds good. I'd gladly try it if it was offered.
 
2014-04-05 11:42:26 AM  
Some of those don't tempt me but I'd still try them all.

What's with the random bolding in the 'article'?
bad weather
 
2014-04-05 11:43:22 AM  
I prefer my coffee like I like my women: dark and bitter.
 
2014-04-05 11:47:19 AM  
Like the nurse-anesthetist I had an affair with, I'll take mine black, thank you ..
 
2014-04-05 11:53:26 AM  

doglover: Step one: replace coffee beans with cacao beans.
Step two: there is no step two.

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Thank goodness summer is almost here, I love making my joe the night before, chilling it and enjoying it cold in the morning.
 
2014-04-05 11:57:44 AM  
Isn't it great sometimes you make coffee and it just comes out perfectly, you take that first sip and you're like "lovely"?
Or when you make it a bit too strong (verging on nasty or violently strong), you take that first sip and you're like "whoa" and you have a mock seizure just for fun then you take another sip and you're like "ohyeah"?
 
2014-04-05 11:57:46 AM  
French roast with a splash of milk.
 
2014-04-05 11:58:10 AM  

limboslam: Where's the Armenian coffee?


Armenian coffee is just like Turkish coffee, only with some added honey to cover up the taste of genocide.
 
2014-04-05 12:00:45 PM  
I like my coffee like I like my ex's, ground up and stored in the freezer
 
2014-04-05 12:02:15 PM  
Thanks, I'll take it black

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Just like Subby takes his men.
 
2014-04-05 12:02:29 PM  
I like my women the way I like my coffee.

Tied in a burlap sack and slung over the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.

/I don't really drink coffee

//Tea please
 
2014-04-05 12:02:32 PM  
I like my coffee like my women, Colombian and all over my lap when I'm driving
 
2014-04-05 12:02:54 PM  
I take my coffee like I take my women - in polite company.
 
2014-04-05 12:03:05 PM  

wambu: I prefer my coffee like I like my women: dark and bitter ground up and stored in the freezer.



FTFY
 
2014-04-05 12:05:52 PM  

Porous Horace: I take my coffee like I take my women - in polite company

anally.
 
2014-04-05 12:12:20 PM  
I'm not a big coffee drinker, but I enjoy Café Cubano if I'm eating at a Cuban place. It's pretty much rocket fuel, but served in small portions so it doesn't get me too wired unless I have several.
 
2014-04-05 12:13:58 PM  
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