Trailltrader: OP must be racist since he wants his coffee,,,,,black! (Sorry, I'm from Seattle- I had to go for the joke)
untaken_name: If you wanted a cup of milk and sugar, why'd you order coffee?
RoyBatty: A lot of those seem anything but simple...What happened to my heavily sweetened boiled greek/turkish/israeli coffee with a chaser of water?
AbiNormal: RoyBatty: A lot of those seem anything but simple...What happened to my heavily sweetened boiled greek/turkish/israeli coffee with a chaser of water?I had a Turkish coffee once, no cream just equal parts boiling water and coffee grounds. I was shaking like Micheal J Fox without his meds after that.
b0rg9: I've been doing the pinch-of-salt thing since I've found out about it and it does make the coffee slightly better, IMO.
abhorrent1: Stupid farking hipsters. Just give me a damn coffee.
Ablejack: My regular home cuppa is a tall espresso with a pinch of salt, sugar w/molasses, and half-n-half. If a guest would like coffee at my house, this is what they get.
doglover: Step one: replace coffee beans with cacao beans.Step two: there is no step two.[www.thismamacooks.com image 620x288]
limboslam: Where's the Armenian coffee?
wambu: I prefer my coffee like I like my women: dark and bitter ground up and stored in the freezer.
Porous Horace: I take my coffee like I take my women - in polite company
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