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(NW Florida Daily News)   Not news: Family trying to enjoy a day at the park calls the police on a homeless man sleeping on a bench. Fark: Homeless man sitting on a bench calls the police on a family laying down in the park   ( divider line
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2014-04-05 11:38:46 AM  
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Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: MylesHeartVodak: The officer should have identified the complainant, tased the shiat out of him and arrested him for making nuisance 911 calls.

A family lounging and at play in a park are not "lying down for protracted periods."

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"Lounging" is what rich, bootstrappy go-getters do. "Lying down for protracted periods" is what a stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a biatch, retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk does.
2014-04-05 12:00:07 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Right: In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets, and steal loaves of bread.  - [Anatole France]

But why would the rich want to-- *ohhhhhhh.*
2014-04-05 11:05:29 AM  
1 vote:
My home town here in shiatkickastan. Our local leaders are trying to discourage the homeless from panhandling, lounging in parks, and existing. In their 'wisdom' they have enacted laws that make it nearly impossible for the local churches, charitable groups and homeless agencies to provide shelter and bedding for those living on the streets. Ridiculous and unwarranted inspections of churches, requirements of bureaucratic licensing and a whole new set of laws aimed at making it difficult to provide basic services to the homeless population. The latest plan is to make it illegal for the homeless to lay down or rest in public parks (which are patrolled and closed during evening hours)

Look, I understand nobody wants to explain homeless people when walking the dogs or taking the kids to the park. The general mindset here among all the 'conservative Christians' is that homeless people are lazy and shiftless. This same newspaper, polled their readership and over 70% believe President Fartbongo is not a US citizen .They vote 88% GOP but the local government has been plagued with corruption in the county commissioner's office, the tax collector's office and the sheriff's office. The former Florida speaker of the house ,Ray Sansom was from here and was caught red-handed trying to build a multimillion dollar private airplane hangar for a well-connected local developer and disguising the project as a public-funded hurricane and emergency center. Rather than spending a day in jail, he is now employed by our private, corporate-owned boys detention center as an administrator. The city of Destin worked to have a private corporation (Waste Management) placed permanently on non ad valorem tax rolls with legislation that was penned by ALEC.

Reading the opinion pages, 'Spout Off' and editorial section of this paper, is akin to Stormfront and World Net Daily giving birth to a retarded. cephalic devil-baby. The hatred seethes through each crayon-scribbled tome. All dreaming and yearning for a 1950's non-existent utopia that never existed while decrying their love of Jesus and the war on Christmas. NOTHING you hear coming from this kingdom of derp, should EVER surprise you... Hey, but our beaches are nice.
2014-04-05 10:28:03 AM  
1 vote:
If you can't be original and choose to copy someone else's tagline format, at least get it right.

It goes, not news, NEWS, then fark.
2014-04-05 10:03:56 AM  
1 vote:
"There's a safety factor," Royal said. "You may trip someone."

Now I understand.
2014-04-05 10:01:09 AM  
1 vote:
In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets, and steal loaves of bread.  - [Anatole France]
2014-04-05 09:57:14 AM  
1 vote:
I wish we had something similar, to stop schmucks lying on the picnic tables at the beach. Idiots work out and then relax by draping their sweaty bodies on the surface where I intend to lay out food.
2014-04-05 09:50:50 AM  
1 vote:

trappedspirit: Why did they not point out to the officer that the origin of that complaint was a ne'er-do-well which invalidated the whole thing?

Being homeless does not make a person that, dude.
2014-04-05 09:05:23 AM  
1 vote:
Dude reminds me of my father. One small slight like sitting up and the "whole thing is ruined". Grow up dude.
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