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(New York Daily News)   The unluckiest man in the universe learns his hotel room is directly underneath that of Justin Bieber and his entourage   (nydailynews.com) divider line 97
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2014-04-04 11:47:52 PM  
He can't just get a different room?
 
2014-04-04 11:56:53 PM  
What a pathetic little douchebag. Seriously - how lame do you have to be to buy that many friends who obviously laugh at you and your wannabe gangsta life?
 
2014-04-05 02:19:27 AM  
It's Florida.  Can't he find some excuse to stand his ground against the ceiling?

/also, where's the Florida tag?
 
2014-04-05 03:49:30 AM  
Rent the room to George Zimmerman and tell him there's a suspicious black kid with a hoodie upstairs.
 
2014-04-05 03:52:39 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: What a pathetic little douchebag. Seriously - how lame do you have to be to buy that many friends who obviously laugh at you and your wannabe gangsta life?


That's a good deal of 'stars'. Actors and celebrities. They pay for friends and sycophants. Both sides benefit. Same as politicians, except morons give THEM money...the only people that actually benefit are they people who can afford to pay enough.
 
2014-04-05 03:54:18 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Rent the room to George Zimmerman and tell him there's a suspicious black kid with a hoodie upstairs.


static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-04-05 03:54:47 AM  
I would've took pictures of him, sold the pictures to rich young girls while demanding that he send me down one of those 20 y/o chicks and a gallon Crown Royal signed by him.
 
2014-04-05 04:00:43 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I would've took pictures of him, sold the pictures to rich young girls while demanding that he send me down one of those 20 y/o chicks and a gallon Crown Royal signed by him.


On second thought, just let me in the damn party, I can find my own drunk young chick and the liquor.
/While in the party I'm acting as one of his high paid lawyers.
 
2014-04-05 04:02:55 AM  
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2014-04-05 04:06:06 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: drjekel_mrhyde: I would've took pictures of him, sold the pictures to rich young girls while demanding that he send me down one of those 20 y/o chicks and a gallon Crown Royal signed by him.

On second thought, just let me in the damn party, I can find my own drunk young chick and the liquor.
/While in the party I'm acting as one of his high paid lawyers.


The problem with that being that Sir Bieber may have previously banged out the young drunk girl. Do you want one of his sloppy second skanks?
 
2014-04-05 04:09:03 AM  
Somebody needs to give Beiber an attitude adjustment until he realizes that nobody likes a wigger
 
2014-04-05 04:10:53 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Somebody needs to give Beiber an attitude adjustment until he realizes that nobody likes a wigger


Pop culture disagrees.

Now that I'm thinking about it, Soul Man really needs a sequel, and I know just the thing.
 
2014-04-05 04:11:57 AM  
I'm terribly sorry for the noise, sir. I've sent someone up to take care of the problem.
i2.kym-cdn.com

That oughta take care of it.
"Can you fly, Bieber?"
 
2014-04-05 04:14:15 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Somebody needs to give Beiber an attitude adjustment until he realizes that nobody likes a wigger


Nobody likes you, either.
Yet, here you are.
 
2014-04-05 04:15:27 AM  

fusillade762: He can't just get a different room?


Yeah, Beiber can get another room - in a farking jail cell.

I once was subjected to a bunch of high school kids partying on the floor of my hotel.  They had several rooms and kept running up and down the halls.

I had gotten in late and had to get up about 5 AM for work the next day which was 3 AM where I normally lived.  After calling the front desk to complain several times I told the desk clerk (who I suspect was friends with the kids) and the last time I called I told him my next call would be to the cops.

When I tried to make that next call, I found out my phone had no local service.  Very odd, that.

I called the cops on my cell phone and they were there in 10 minutes.  I don't think they made any arrests, but they broke up the party real good.
 
2014-04-05 04:18:47 AM  
did he piss or spit on him?
 
2014-04-05 04:21:02 AM  

www.photographersgallery.commedia1.santabanta.com



Justin Bieber      BehavesTotallyLike.com      Keith Moon

 
2014-04-05 04:23:13 AM  

jso2897: Smeggy Smurf: Somebody needs to give Beiber an attitude adjustment until he realizes that nobody likes a wigger

Nobody likes you, either.
Yet, here you are.


I've got Smeggy on my favorites list, so... what the hell are you talking about Willis?
 
2014-04-05 04:24:45 AM  

robohobo: drjekel_mrhyde: drjekel_mrhyde: I would've took pictures of him, sold the pictures to rich young girls while demanding that he send me down one of those 20 y/o chicks and a gallon Crown Royal signed by him.

On second thought, just let me in the damn party, I can find my own drunk young chick and the liquor.
/While in the party I'm acting as one of his high paid lawyers.

The problem with that being that Sir Bieber may have previously banged out the young drunk girl. Do you want one of his sloppy second skanks?


"his"?
 
2014-04-05 04:27:55 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: jso2897: Smeggy Smurf: Somebody needs to give Beiber an attitude adjustment until he realizes that nobody likes a wigger

Nobody likes you, either.
Yet, here you are.

I've got Smeggy on my favorites list, so... what the hell are you talking about Willis?


I hope it's something derrogatory.  Some sort of hate or derision.
 
2014-04-05 04:29:22 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I would've took pictures of him, sold the pictures to rich young girls while demanding that he send me down one of those 20 y/o chicks and a gallon Crown Royal signed by him.


Would've taken.

/Heil grammar!
 
2014-04-05 04:29:45 AM  
He's getting to the age that he needs to demonstrate that he's got some actual musical chops.

You'd think that with all the weed he smokes, he'd have demonstrated some real creativity by now.
 
2014-04-05 04:31:47 AM  

TomD9938: He's getting to the age that he needs to demonstrate that he's got some actual musical chops.

You'd think that with all the weed he smokes, he'd have demonstrated some real creativity by now.


img.4plebs.org
 
2014-04-05 04:32:44 AM  

fusillade762: He can't just get a different room?


This! Plus either a discounted rate or a voucher for his next. trip.
 
2014-04-05 04:33:00 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: jso2897: Smeggy Smurf: Somebody needs to give Beiber an attitude adjustment until he realizes that nobody likes a wigger

Nobody likes you, either.
Yet, here you are.

I've got Smeggy on my favorites list, so... what the hell are you talking about Willis?


I'm on people's favorites lists, too - doesn't mean anybody likes me.
Some men just want to watch the world derp.
 
2014-04-05 04:34:37 AM  
I would've flung some of my turds up on the next balcony, that would take care of it.
 
2014-04-05 04:35:59 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: TomD9938: He's getting to the age that he needs to demonstrate that he's got some actual musical chops.

You'd think that with all the weed he smokes, he'd have demonstrated some real creativity by now.

[img.4plebs.org image 479x356]


Hey, you don't know. There could be all kinds of genius hiding in there somewhere.
Maybe he'll team up with Rebecca Black, and they'll record the definitive album of their generation.
 
2014-04-05 04:37:31 AM  

Lapdance: I would've flung some of my turds up on the next balcony, that would take care of it.


I'm thinking that just banging on the ceiling with a broomstick isn't going to cut it.
 
2014-04-05 04:39:56 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: TomD9938: He's getting to the age that he needs to demonstrate that he's got some actual musical chops.

You'd think that with all the weed he smokes, he'd have demonstrated some real creativity by now.

[img.4plebs.org image 479x356]


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-05 04:47:09 AM  

Lapdance: I would've flung some of my turds up on the next balcony, that would take care of it.


You'd be able to tell them apart because the turds are actually black all the way through.

And have more talent.
 
2014-04-05 04:49:41 AM  
Breaking news: Justin Bieber and his entourage found dead after the balcony they were standing on suddenly collapses, sending them plummeting 6 stories into a dry swimming pool full of piranhas, lemons, bleach, and cacti.
 
2014-04-05 04:51:43 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Mitch Mitchell: jso2897: Smeggy Smurf: Somebody needs to give Beiber an attitude adjustment until he realizes that nobody likes a wigger

Nobody likes you, either.
Yet, here you are.

I've got Smeggy on my favorites list, so... what the hell are you talking about Willis?

I hope it's something derrogatory.  Some sort of hate or derision.


That hurts.  Why you hatting on your fellow black men?
 
2014-04-05 04:53:22 AM  
Heard a great comment about him today. "His music sounds like an Autistic child in a maternity ward."

/babybabybabybaby
 
2014-04-05 04:56:12 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: Smeggy Smurf: Mitch Mitchell: jso2897: Smeggy Smurf: Somebody needs to give Beiber an attitude adjustment until he realizes that nobody likes a wigger

Nobody likes you, either.
Yet, here you are.

I've got Smeggy on my favorites list, so... what the hell are you talking about Willis?

I hope it's something derrogatory.  Some sort of hate or derision.

That hurts.  Why you hatting on your fellow black men?


To keep the rain off?
 
2014-04-05 04:59:00 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: Smeggy Smurf: Mitch Mitchell: jso2897: Smeggy Smurf: Somebody needs to give Beiber an attitude adjustment until he realizes that nobody likes a wigger

Nobody likes you, either.
Yet, here you are.

I've got Smeggy on my favorites list, so... what the hell are you talking about Willis?

I hope it's something derrogatory.  Some sort of hate or derision.

That hurts.  Why you hatting on your fellow black men?


Don't look at me.
I'm totes hatless.
 
2014-04-05 04:59:50 AM  

LewDux: [www.photographersgallery.com image 159x198][media1.santabanta.com image 266x199]

Justin Bieber      BehavesTotallyLike.com      Keith Moon


We can only wish he'd finish up like Keith Moon but more quickly
 
2014-04-05 05:05:45 AM  
He's been around for a while now. Is there someone waiting in the wings to replace him that I'm not aware of? I thought the internet and self production / promotion of music was supposed to put an end to manufactured 'stars' like him being forced on us by the recording studios and media companies?

There are thousands of creative, talented, and hard working actual musicians out there not being promoted because they don't fit the studio product packaging criteria.
 
2014-04-05 05:14:08 AM  
FTA: "... at Sunday night's Junos, the mere mention of his name caused the crowd to boo him and he wasn't even there."

Love it.
 
2014-04-05 05:22:26 AM  

jso2897: Don't look at me.
I'm totes hatless.


i7.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-05 05:23:02 AM  
I'm at work at a hotel right now, though we do not have suites.  Usually the worst thing I have to worry about is a drunken wedding party.

The only reason I wouldn't give someone another room away from Bieber is if there were none left.
 
2014-04-05 05:24:37 AM  

jso2897: Mitch Mitchell: jso2897: Smeggy Smurf: Somebody needs to give Beiber an attitude adjustment until he realizes that nobody likes a wigger

Nobody likes you, either.
Yet, here you are.

I've got Smeggy on my favorites list, so... what the hell are you talking about Willis?

I'm on people's favorites lists, too - doesn't mean anybody likes me.
Some men just want to watch the world derp.


I like both you and Smeggy, for what it's worth.

/I hope that brought a little sunlight to both of your days.
 
2014-04-05 05:30:30 AM  

LonMead: I'm terribly sorry for the noise, sir. I've sent someone up to take care of the problem.
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 447x372]

That oughta take care of it.
"Can you fly, Bieber?"


THIS.

(although this would be more effective)
 
2014-04-05 05:49:47 AM  
Reminds me of George Carlin praying to Joe Pesci to solve his problems.
 
2014-04-05 05:50:36 AM  

jso2897: Smeggy Smurf: TomD9938: He's getting to the age that he needs to demonstrate that he's got some actual musical chops.

You'd think that with all the weed he smokes, he'd have demonstrated some real creativity by now.

[img.4plebs.org image 479x356]

Hey, you don't know. There could be all kinds of genius hiding in there somewhere.
Maybe he'll team up with Rebecca Black, and they'll record the definitive album of their generation.


Hey hey,,at least Rebecca had a couple redeemable qualities, please do not soil her name.
 
2014-04-05 05:58:59 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Rent the room to George Zimmerman and tell him there's a suspicious

wannabe black kid with a hoodie upstairs.

With that much weed, he's bound to have some Skittles in there as well.
 
2014-04-05 06:25:18 AM  
I wonder how much an entire entourage of freeloaders and sycophants costs to operate.
 
2014-04-05 06:59:32 AM  

drxym: I wonder how much an entire entourage of freeloaders and sycophants costs to operate.


When Bieber's income streams trickle to a halt, we'll find out.

Yes this is dog: jso2897: Mitch Mitchell: jso2897: Smeggy Smurf: Somebody needs to give Beiber an attitude adjustment until he realizes that nobody likes a wigger

Nobody likes you, either.
Yet, here you are.

I've got Smeggy on my favorites list, so... what the hell are you talking about Willis?

I'm on people's favorites lists, too - doesn't mean anybody likes me.
Some men just want to watch the world derp.

I like both you and Smeggy, for what it's worth.

/I hope that brought a little sunlight to both of your days.


The Moon Cannot Be Stolen

Ryokan, a Zen master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief visited the hut only to discover there was nothing to steal.
Ryokan returned and caught him. "You have come a long way to visit me," he told the prowler, "and you should not return empty-handed. Please take my clothes as a gift."
The thief was bewildered. He took the clothes and slunk away.
Ryoken sat naked, watching the moon. "Poor fellow," he mused, "I wish I could have given him this beautiful moon."
 
2014-04-05 07:21:36 AM  

Radak: It's Florida.  Can't he find some excuse to stand his ground against the ceiling?

/also, where's the Florida tag?


The Bieber tag assaulted it then hid behind its Amusing tag bodyguard.
 
2014-04-05 07:26:54 AM  

Lapdance: I would've flung some of my turds up on the next balcony, that would take care of it.


Check the picture, there were already more turds on the next balcony than you can shake a stick at.  So would it even have been noticed?
 
2014-04-05 07:31:52 AM  

jso2897: Smeggy Smurf: Somebody needs to give Beiber an attitude adjustment until he realizes that nobody likes a wigger

Nobody likes you, either.
Yet, here you are.


I have found your comments in this thread to be annoying and not clever, amusing, or particularly well thought out.

You must have prior history with Smeggy. Maybe he schooled you in another thread. If so, this attempt looks pathetic. If not, then what is the reason for white knighting Justin bieber??
 
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