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(Sky.com)   Number of alcohol-free bars in Britain soaring. Which is good news for livers, bad news for ugly people   (news.sky.com) divider line 57
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2014-04-05 10:01:10 AM  
Dom Hemingway laughs at your "bar"

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2014-04-05 10:40:46 AM  
Does the sun even *rise* on the British Empire anymore?
 
2014-04-05 11:56:40 AM  

doglover: Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: shtychkn: Mocktail:  people over paying for juice and simple syrup?

Like a strip club in Washington

How could a strip club work without alcohol?


They dont but there are usually bars very close
 
2014-04-05 12:24:53 PM  

doglover: Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: shtychkn: Mocktail:  people over paying for juice and simple syrup?

Like a strip club in Washington

How could a strip club work without alcohol?


In the States. if the girls are getting totally naked, the place usually isn't allowed to serve booze, (though sometimes you can bring your own and they'll mix drinks for you). I went to a place like this in NJ once when a friend was getting married. My "lap dance" consisted of a girl rubbing her bare hooha all over my face for 10 minutes.

CourtroomWolf: So you remove the one thing that makes going to a bar tolerable.  Kinda self-defeating, don't you think?
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OMG CAN'T LOOK AWAY
 
2014-04-05 12:47:59 PM  

CourtroomWolf: So you remove the one thing that makes going to a bar tolerable.  Kinda self-defeating, don't you think?
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I need to make one of those.  That is AWESOME!
 
2014-04-05 01:39:52 PM  

doglover: Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: shtychkn: Mocktail:  people over paying for juice and simple syrup?

Like a strip club in Washington

How could a strip club work without alcohol?


In some places, fully nude.  They make them wear g-strings when you get a drink.
 
2014-04-05 01:41:44 PM  

Z-clipped: My "lap dance" consisted of a girl rubbing her bare hooha all over my face for 10 minutes.


Hmm...  So that's how you get herpes on your face.
 
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