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(Mirror.co.uk)   Supermom of the year with eight children takes in dying friend's five children for a total of thirteen mouths to feed   (mirror.co.uk ) divider line
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5827 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Apr 2014 at 10:22 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-04 07:58:33 PM  
Eight, five. Five, eight. Whatever.
 
2014-04-04 08:12:33 PM  
Damn, 8 is enough.
 
2014-04-04 08:41:03 PM  
static.squarespace.com

Catholics.
 
2014-04-04 09:20:24 PM  
Subby math fail.
 
2014-04-04 09:38:25 PM  

Mugato: Damn, 8 is enough.


img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-04 09:40:32 PM  
www.funny-potato.com
 
2014-04-04 10:09:40 PM  
What a wonderful story of love and family.

And they didn't use a clown car at all.
 
2014-04-04 10:22:03 PM  
You know whose mom is super?

Yours.
 
2014-04-04 10:23:54 PM  
25 or 6 to 4.
 
2014-04-04 10:27:15 PM  
Is she hot?
 
2014-04-04 10:33:34 PM  
Hmm, looks like only two or three that need "raising". Otherwise it's just a busy house.
 
2014-04-04 10:41:18 PM  
Just imagine the Koch brothers doing something worthwhile.
 
2014-04-04 10:42:55 PM  
My brother's ex had 2 kids, and she took in her sister's 4, he dumped her a week after.
/He have one child himself and prior to her sister going to jail for 10 years she(ex) was going to move in with him
 
2014-04-04 10:45:03 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: My brother's ex had 2 kids, and she took in her sister's 4, he dumped her a week after.
/He have one child himself and prior to her sister going to jail for 10 years she(ex) was going to move in with him


What?
 
2014-04-04 10:49:04 PM  
STOP. No one should have 5, 6 or 8 children. STOP.

You are a scourge on the Earth if you produce more than one child.

FARK anyone who does so.
 
2014-04-04 10:53:11 PM  

Empty H: drjekel_mrhyde: My brother's ex had 2 kids, and she took in her sister's 4, he dumped her a week after.
/He have one child himself and prior to her sister going to jail for 10 years she(ex) was going to move in with him

What?


The Aristocrats!
 
2014-04-04 10:54:16 PM  

jmr61: STOP. No one should have 5, 6 or 8 children. STOP.

You are a scourge on the Earth if you produce more than one child.

FARK anyone who does so.


1/10
But you might get some bites.
 
2014-04-04 10:56:14 PM  

jmr61: STOP. No one should have 5, 6 or 8 children. STOP.

You are a scourge on the Earth if you produce more than one child.

FARK anyone who does so.


But if you farked them, then you'd be helping them to procreate yet another child.
 
2014-04-04 10:56:32 PM  
Idiocracy in play.
 
2014-04-04 10:56:57 PM  

jmr61: STOP. No one should have 5, 6 or 8 children. STOP.

You are a scourge on the Earth if you produce more than one child.

FARK anyone who does so.


Yes, a true humanitarian would kill all their extra children once he was finished with them.
 
2014-04-04 10:57:43 PM  

Empty H: drjekel_mrhyde: My brother's ex had 2 kids, and she took in her sister's 4, he dumped her a week after.
/He have one child himself and prior to her sister going to jail for 10 years she(ex) was going to move in with him

What?


My bad(little buzzed). The ex's sister had to go to jail so she(ex) took in her criminal sister's kids(4) while she herself had 2 kids of her own. My brother didn't want to deal with 6 kids from other people living in his house with his child.
 
2014-04-04 11:01:54 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: jmr61: STOP. No one should have 5, 6 or 8 children. STOP.

You are a scourge on the Earth if you produce more than one child.

FARK anyone who does so.

Yes, a true humanitarian would kill all their extra children once he was finished with them.


Still likely healthier then a vegetarian.
 
2014-04-04 11:15:18 PM  
parentingcontroversy.com

Octomom obligatory
 
2014-04-04 11:17:42 PM  
She sounds like Mrs. Weasley.
 
2014-04-04 11:20:26 PM  
i1114.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-04 11:23:59 PM  

Mantour: [parentingcontroversy.com image 850x571]

Octomom obligatory


On multiple levels that is one of the most horrifying pictures I've ever seen and I've been browsing the web for a while now.
 
2014-04-04 11:24:01 PM  

doglover: [www.funny-potato.com image 788x543]


The kids are almost in height order, and then the right side makes me twitch. Line them up right!

/I've never been diagnosed with OCD. . .
 
2014-04-04 11:26:03 PM  

crm114: Mantour: [parentingcontroversy.com image 850x571]

Octomom obligatory

On multiple levels that is one of the most horrifying pictures I've ever seen and I've been browsing the web for a while now.


img.fark.net

/Didn't post the other images because they were a little graphic
 
2014-04-04 11:30:39 PM  
It's already been said, I'm sure, but do you know what's even more heroic? Not producing 8 children on a planet of 7 billion people.

Stop stealing my air.
 
2014-04-04 11:36:07 PM  

jmr61: STOP. No one should have 5, 6 or 8 children. STOP.

You are a scourge on the Earth if you produce more than one child.

FARK anyone who does so.


Your mom and I once talked about this.
 
2014-04-04 11:36:29 PM  

shanrick: 25 or 6 to 4.


Waiting for the kids to play
So I can quietly walk away
And in my bedroom get quite high
Looking up with my red eyes
I avoid my kids with a locked door
(you can finish the rest)
 
2014-04-04 11:37:17 PM  

Mantour: [parentingcontroversy.com image 850x571]

Octomom obligatory


The baby right under her tits is getting smashed
 
2014-04-04 11:40:09 PM  
Hey lady, it's a vagina not a clown car.

/oblig
 
2014-04-04 11:43:56 PM  

aagrajag: Stop stealing my air.


Without even going into the plant cycle refreshing oxygen, there's enough air on earth for 7 billion humans for 164,000 years. We're the most numerous of the major species, but even counting the greater volume of arthropoda it comes out to:
img.fark.net

/these numbers brought to you by fun with Wolfram-Alpha.
 
2014-04-04 11:47:56 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Mantour: [parentingcontroversy.com image 850x571]

Octomom obligatory

The baby right under her tits is getting smashed


Why is that kid putting the bottle on the baby's forehead?
 
2014-04-04 11:49:55 PM  

katerbug72: drjekel_mrhyde: Mantour: [parentingcontroversy.com image 850x571]

Octomom obligatory

The baby right under her tits is getting smashed

Why is that kid putting the bottle on the baby's forehead?


For every baby you see in that picture, there are five you don't.
 
2014-04-05 12:00:38 AM  
What is this with kids in their 20's still living with/off their parents? When I was growing up we all looked forward to being adults and getting our own places.
 
2014-04-05 12:04:31 AM  

katerbug72: drjekel_mrhyde: Mantour: [parentingcontroversy.com image 850x571]

Octomom obligatory

The baby right under her tits is getting smashed

Why is that kid putting the bottle on the baby's forehead?


www.ryanseacrest.com

/When your mom has 8 kids and becomes a spokesperson to "fight breedism", I think that can explain a LOT !
 
2014-04-05 12:06:25 AM  

crm114: Mantour: [parentingcontroversy.com image 850x571]

Octomom obligatory

On multiple levels that is one of the most horrifying pictures I've ever seen and I've been browsing the web for a while now.


She is a stripper but I'll let you GIS that.
 
2014-04-05 12:17:20 AM  
What a biatch
 
2014-04-05 12:19:56 AM  

Boojum2k: aagrajag: Stop stealing my air.

Without even going into the plant cycle refreshing oxygen, there's enough air on earth for 7 billion humans for 164,000 years. We're the most numerous of the major species, but even counting the greater volume of arthropoda it comes out to:
[img.fark.net image 299x223]

/these numbers brought to you by fun with Wolfram-Alpha.


A figure of speech.

They'll also be severely cutting into the beer and nacho supply.
 
2014-04-05 12:23:53 AM  

aagrajag: They'll also be severely cutting into the beer and nacho supply.


Okay, THAT cannot be permitted. If they come for the single-malt scotch too, I recommend the nuclear option.
 
2014-04-05 12:37:54 AM  

jmr61: STOP. No one should have 5, 6 or 8 children. STOP.

You are a scourge on the Earth if you produce more than one child.

FARK anyone who does so.


Because one-child policies work!
 
2014-04-05 02:09:20 AM  
I'll leave this here because you obviously either don't know what a super mom or you're just racist bastards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTFL9l5SkDU
 
2014-04-05 02:15:37 AM  
What is this CRAZY biatches angle? sounds like a foster kid stipend scam.  She probably has them all locked in the basement making wallets out of puppies.

"Because one-child policies work!"  one (or preferably "less than one") has been working pretty well for me.
 
2014-04-05 03:24:36 AM  
So, if one were considering changing their personal policy on whether or not to raise children... and were unable to actually conceive one on their own... how would one go about helping this poor woman (or a similar person) out? *cough*

/asking for a friend
 
2014-04-05 04:55:52 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Empty H: drjekel_mrhyde: My brother's ex had 2 kids, and she took in her sister's 4, he dumped her a week after.
/He have one child himself and prior to her sister going to jail for 10 years she(ex) was going to move in with him

What?

My bad(little buzzed). The ex's sister had to go to jail so she(ex) took in her criminal sister's kids(4) while she herself had 2 kids of her own. My brother didn't want to deal with 6 kids from other people living in his house with his child.


I don't blame him. His ex must have been crazy if she thought he (or anyone) would be up for that.
 
2014-04-05 07:14:57 AM  
WHy nto mention of the father /Husband in this article? Is he not making any sacrifices? No hero tag for him?

Patriarchy indeed
 
2014-04-05 07:27:45 AM  

biglot: Just imagine the Koch brothers doing something worthwhile.




You mean like donation to Brothers Big Sisters and the Salvation Army or the more than $600 million in pledged or donated money to arts, education, and medical research, including (but not limited to):

New York-Presbyterian Hospital Weill Cornell: $15 million

M.D. Anderson Cancer Center: $25 million

The Hospital for Special Surgery: $26 million

Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center: $30 million

Prostate Cancer Foundation: $41 million

Deerfield Academy: $68 million

Lincoln Center's NY State Theater: $100 million

Massachusetts Institute of Technology: $139 million


Of course liberals would do nothing waiting for government to eventually get around to doing something like splitting the kids up and sending them to different foster homes and then they would call themselves compassionate.
 
2014-04-05 07:29:02 AM  
I was going to ask how people afford that many kids then RTA and realized it's England. So I'm guessing they're on the dole and probably got free houses too.
 
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