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(Huffington Post)   Bob Costas Disease shuts down 28 schools in American Samoa   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 15
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2014-04-04 06:14:33 PM
I don't think they can afford Matt Lauer, though. :-(
 
2014-04-04 07:54:27 PM
You've got, Cosssstas Eyeeeeessss

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They look at you and they can't disguise.....

Costas Eyes
 
2014-04-04 07:55:13 PM
That's not pink eye, its Samoan ebola!
/sambola
//eboma
 
2014-04-04 07:58:31 PM
shiat happens
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2014-04-04 08:11:14 PM
Nice one, subs
 
2014-04-04 08:17:56 PM
Did we ever find out who sharted on Costas' pillow?
 
2014-04-04 08:25:12 PM
2300 kids and 130 teachers, all at once? I know pinkeye is really contagious, but what the hell are they doing? Is there an "I'll poke your eyes, then mine!" game they play or something?

Pinkeye is no joke though. Went 4 rounds with that shiat a few years ago, kept re-infecting myself. Thought I was just going to have to burn all my possessions and move. I was a groomsman in an outdoor wedding at that time too, that was torture. Couldn't keep my eyes open, and bridezilla wouldn't let me wear sunglasses. All the wedding photos I'm in, eyes are closed.
 
2014-04-04 08:30:15 PM
Bob Costas Disease...is that the disease that makes one spew unwanted political opinions during football games?
 
2014-04-04 08:37:12 PM

HighlanderRPI: You've got, Cosssstas Eyeeeeessss

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They look at you and they can't disguise.....

Costas Eyes


Still better than Marty Feldman eyes.
 
jlt
2014-04-04 09:02:13 PM

PolyHatSnake: 2300 kids and 130 teachers, all at once? I know pinkeye is really contagious, but what the hell are they doing? Is there an "I'll poke your eyes, then mine!" game they play or something?

Pinkeye is no joke though. Went 4 rounds with that shiat a few years ago, kept re-infecting myself. Thought I was just going to have to burn all my possessions and move. I was a groomsman in an outdoor wedding at that time too, that was torture. Couldn't keep my eyes open, and bridezilla wouldn't let me wear sunglasses. All the wedding photos I'm in, eyes are closed.


Went through the same sort of thing about 8 years ago with my daughter. She kept getting it and reinfecting me ever couple of weeks. As it turned out the lady running the daycare had her son there and she kept pretending it was allergies. I missed so much work and this dumb biatch kept showing up with her patient 0 kid reinfecting everyone.

I am still bitter about that and cringe whenever I hear pinkeye.
 
2014-04-05 12:42:38 AM
I'm a dick. Yes, you and I know I am a dick ..

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2014-04-05 03:18:20 AM
Alcoholism is a problem in American Samoa.

News at 11.
 
2014-04-05 03:42:44 AM
Man, those Samoas are a surly bunch.
 
2014-04-05 04:11:01 AM
Who knew Somoans got botox?
 
2014-04-05 03:27:28 PM
I thought Bob Costas Disease was Diarrhea of the Mouth.
 
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