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(Salon)   The rise in Americans who claim no religious affiliation coincides with the rise of the Internet, global warming, and pirates   (salon.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Americans, religions and spiritual traditions, College of Engineering, General Social Survey, religiosity, University of Chicago  
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2014-04-04 08:35:24 PM  
4 votes:
Praise the FSM and pass the grated parmesano!

Let us now sing Hymn 363 from your hymnals. Verses one and two only.

Hymn 363, page 472
"On Top of Spaghetti"
Traditional:  "On Top of Old Smokey".
On Top of Spaghetti


On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
2014-04-04 07:53:26 PM  
4 votes:
There's also a pretty good correlation between that and the amount of HFCS in the average person's diet.  I'm not saying the HFCS is the work of the devil and is driving the holy spirit out of our bodies, I'm just asking questions.
2014-04-04 11:09:13 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-04 09:02:07 PM  
2 votes:

vonster: As always, the militants atheists are here to ugly up/hate up the conversation.

Bye


img.pandawhale.com
2014-04-04 08:42:29 PM  
2 votes:

vonster: As always, the militants atheists are here to ugly up/hate up the conversation.

Bye


We won't miss you.
2014-04-04 08:36:33 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-04-04 08:35:25 PM  
2 votes:
atheism, open racism, acceptance of the gheys, cats, free pornography, and hp lovecraft have all seem to have had a field day since the internet really hit the ground running in the mid-90s

I'm okay with five out of six.
2014-04-05 12:40:31 AM  
1 vote:

Kurmudgeon: "The word "Christian" tells you nothing without a long string of modifiers and brand affiliations. There are literally thousands of different belief sets that all call themselves "Christian."

That's why you need to read for yourself and know what Christ actually said if you are interested.
That way you can't be deceived like some of these belief sets are.
If you can't or won't do that, you should just stay out of any debate on the subject.


Why, that's the same thing the other 999 sects say about *you*.
2014-04-04 11:37:38 PM  
1 vote:
I was in northern Thailand one time, and watched a religious ceremony at a remote temple in the jungle.  I have no idea what they were doing, but that's okay.

I have the same opinion towards what the folks do at the church down the street here at home in Berkeley CA.
2014-04-04 10:39:09 PM  
1 vote:

Darth_Lukecash: Boojum2k: talkertopc: I'm an Atheist but I think people are jumping the gun in equating no religious affiliation with atheism. I don't know any other Atheists but I do know people who believe there is a God but claim not to believe in any religion, those people still practice some religious rituals (baptism, wedding) for cultural reasons.

I'm an agnostic atheist and Christmas is still my favorite holiday, for the "getting together with friends and family" aspect along with trying to surprise someone with a cool gift. Also, shopping is easy when you're a big guy in a leather jacket.

/or Amazon

You cannot be an agnostic atheist. You are either an Agnostic or an Atheist.


Wrong. Q: Am I an atheist? A: Hmm, not sure. Ergo, agnostic atheist.
/ta-daa
2014-04-04 09:59:35 PM  
1 vote:
I think a lot of people have found being in a cult is just too much work.
2014-04-04 09:17:34 PM  
1 vote:

Truther: 18%?

The atheists have won.

Guess I'll give up my belief in God now.

/since they are a majority and all


0-media-cdn.foolz.us
2014-04-04 09:11:15 PM  
1 vote:

CruJones: shtychkn: Omahawg: atheism, open racism, acceptance of the gheys, cats, free pornography, and hp lovecraft have all seem to have had a field day since the internet really hit the ground running in the mid-90s

I'm okay with five out of six.

I agree. The cats thing needs to stop.

No, Lovecraft is insufferable, I can take or leave cats.


You can both shut your whore mouths!

You can't take my cats OR my Lovecraft!
2014-04-04 09:08:06 PM  
1 vote:
static.flickr.com

has it been that long?
2014-04-04 09:04:17 PM  
1 vote:

talkertopc: I'm an Atheist but I think people are jumping the gun in equating no religious affiliation with atheism. I don't know any other Atheists but I do know people who believe there is a God but claim not to believe in any religion, those people still practice some religious rituals (baptism, wedding) for cultural reasons.


www.yourprops.com
2014-04-04 08:49:55 PM  
1 vote:

vonster: As always, the militants atheists are here to ugly up/hate up the conversation.

Bye


As always, a self-righteous Christian drops by for the sole reason of letting us know how superior he is.

Seeya!
2014-04-04 08:40:47 PM  
1 vote:

CruJones: Lovecraft is insufferable


img.fark.net

Cthulhu frowns on your shenanigans.
2014-04-04 08:39:53 PM  
1 vote:
Lack of religious belief causes global warming. Got it.
2014-04-04 08:36:26 PM  
1 vote:

Omahawg: atheism, open racism, acceptance of the gheys, cats, free pornography, and hp lovecraft have all seem to have had a field day since the internet really hit the ground running in the mid-90s

I'm okay with five out of six.


I agree. The cats thing needs to stop.
2014-04-04 08:35:31 PM  
1 vote:
Also, ice cream sales increase/decrease at roughly the same time as murder
2014-04-04 08:00:41 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: well, knowledge is an antidote to superstition. and the internet is the greatest doorway to knowledge ever created, so maybe yeah. also correlation ≠ causation, so who knows?


Yeah. I'm sure all those kittens and anti-vax articles have really enlightened us all.
 
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