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(Mother Jones)   Want to feel better about your shiatty life? Watch a 25-year-old, floppy-haired Jon Hamm make a fool of himself on a dating show   (motherjones.com) divider line 30
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2014-04-04 04:26:49 PM  
fabulous fabulosity. mmmkay.
 
2014-04-04 04:48:35 PM  
I don't know if I should feel good about the fact that my 25-year-old self was much better looking than what my 40-year-old self will be, whereas 25-year-old Jon Hamm looks exactly like 40-year-old Jon Hamm except with 90s hair, or if I should feel bad about the fact that Jon Hamm is likely to still be more handsome in 20 years than I will have ever been in this life or any other.
 
2014-04-04 05:32:04 PM  
I had to look up who Jon Hamm was :\
 
2014-04-04 08:19:15 PM  

Relatively Obscure: I had to look up who Jon Hamm was :\


Your name may fit the bill, but the reference doesn't.
 
2014-04-04 08:29:29 PM  

Relatively Obscure: I had to look up who Jon Hamm was :\


The lobotomizer in Sucker Punch
 
2014-04-04 08:37:47 PM  
I look the same as I did at 25 except I cut my hair more often and don't smoke dope ALL day anymore. except when I can

/41
 
2014-04-04 08:39:25 PM  

exick: I don't know if I should feel good about the fact that my 25-year-old self was much better looking than what my 40-year-old self will be, whereas 25-year-old Jon Hamm looks exactly like 40-year-old Jon Hamm except with 90s hair, or if I should feel bad about the fact that Jon Hamm is likely to still be more handsome in 20 years than I will have ever been in this life or any other.


and yet, why do I have a real feeling that your 40-year-old self is much sexier than your 25-year-old self? Many men often age so attractively.
 
2014-04-04 08:46:22 PM  

Oysterman: Relatively Obscure: I had to look up who Jon Hamm was :\

The lobotomizer in Sucker Punch


I was thinking "Young Pilot #2" in Space Cowboys.
 
2014-04-04 08:48:51 PM  
Wow I just had a 90s nostalgia pang. What the hell is wrong with me?
 
2014-04-04 08:56:43 PM  
Yes, when I want to feel better about myself, I compare myself to Jon Hamm. That's a recipe for success.
 
2014-04-04 09:02:49 PM  
Why the hell didn't he just look her in the eye and say, "I'm hung like a Clydesdale and you should see me freshly barbered in a tux."?
 
2014-04-04 09:49:57 PM  
After enduring the less-than-stellar 1st season of Mad Men, I was surprised that the show had found an audience so intrigued with the charismatic "middle-aged" actor in Jon Hamm as the handsome protagonist of their series.

Now that its revealed he spent his mid-to-late 20's on the shiatty reality series circuit? And sporting a horrible haircut and a smile Ed Gien would love, no less? Laughable.

I've stopped caring about anything that happened in the final season of Mad Men a couple seasons ago. Now, I no longer care about whatever Hamm doesn't after Mad Men. I bet Hamm is super mad about that! Perhaps mad enough to smoke another cigarette!!!
 
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2014-04-04 10:11:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Why the hell didn't he just look her in the eye and say, "I'm hung like a Clydesdale and you should see me freshly barbered in a tux."?


He's not looking to bed a complete skank?
 
2014-04-04 10:22:24 PM  
Oh my god, farking Walberg.
 
2014-04-04 10:29:10 PM  

ecl: Benevolent Misanthrope: Why the hell didn't he just look her in the eye and say, "I'm hung like a Clydesdale and you should see me freshly barbered in a tux."?

He's not looking to bed a complete skank?


Then why was he on the show to begin with?
 
2014-04-04 10:47:53 PM  

Random Internet Persona: Wow I just had a 90s nostalgia pang. What the hell is wrong with me?


I too miss the days when I used to be nostalgic.

*Sighs whistfully*

*Goes off to play Halo 4*
 
2014-04-04 10:52:44 PM  
You know subs, I actually feel much shiattier about my life knowing now that "No-Game Hamm" still got to pound more vag at that age than I'll ever will my whole life.
 
2014-04-04 10:54:39 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Random Internet Persona: Wow I just had a 90s nostalgia pang. What the hell is wrong with me?

I too miss the days when I used to be nostalgic.

*Sighs whistfully*

*Goes off to play Halo 4*


Try not to imagine all the great 90s hair while you're at it.

/still doesn't forgive 80s hair
 
2014-04-04 11:50:20 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Why the hell didn't he just look her in the eye and say, "I'm hung like a Clydesdale and you should see me freshly barbered in a tux."?


Even in his younger days it seems he wasn't shy about advertising it.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-05 12:14:06 AM  

InmanRoshi: Benevolent Misanthrope: Why the hell didn't he just look her in the eye and say, "I'm hung like a Clydesdale and you should see me freshly barbered in a tux."?

Even in his younger days it seems he wasn't shy about advertising it.


Would you be? No young man I know would be shy about displaying a huge wang, if they thought it would get them laid.
 
2014-04-05 12:38:17 AM  
Uhhh yeah. Now that Hamm has been vanquished, where's that Clooney guy? He was a bit goofy in his 20's too. I bet he's hasn't been laid in years. Let me at him!!
 
2014-04-05 01:07:33 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Why the hell didn't he just look her in the eye and say, "I'm hung like a Clydesdale and you should see me freshly barbered in a tux."?


Because that's not how those shows work. Even if he had it wouldn't have made cut.
 
2014-04-05 01:42:09 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Oysterman: Relatively Obscure: I had to look up who Jon Hamm was :\

The lobotomizer in Sucker Punch

I was thinking "Young Pilot #2" in Space Cowboys.


He'll always be Kristen Wiigs's fark-buddy in Bridesmaids to me.
 
2014-04-05 02:07:19 AM  
Considering he is well know for something else described as floppy, on the whole I shall remain jealous.
 
2014-04-05 08:51:36 AM  
Still has a better life than me.
 
2014-04-05 12:31:23 PM  

aaronx: Oh my god, farking Walberg.


holy shiat. it is.
 
2014-04-05 12:43:20 PM  
Why does everyone know so much about this guy's unit?
 
2014-04-05 02:31:16 PM  

Relatively Obscure: I had to look up who Jon Hamm was :\


Apparently, some dental work, some acting lessons and a penis like a baby's arm holding an apple paid off.
 
2014-04-05 02:32:21 PM  

missmez: Why does everyone know so much about this guy's unit?


For the same reason Gary Cooper was famous...his wooden delivery.
 
2014-04-05 05:33:22 PM  
So why'd the ugly girl pick the gay guy? ;)
 
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