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(WWSB ABC 7)   Note to liquor store clerks: If a customer asks you to hold up cash for a picture, you should be very suspicious   ( mysuncoast.com) divider line
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2014-04-04 07:57:06 PM  
resources.news.com.au

"Give what back?"
 
2014-04-04 08:51:02 PM  
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2014-04-04 10:16:40 PM  
Bradenton....you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy in Florida.

/Except Clearwater
//ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
 
2014-04-04 10:16:58 PM  
FTA: "According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, the suspect approached the clerk and explained that he and a friend had a disagreement about the new $50 bills and needed a picture of one. "

Thank god he didn't ask to see the guy's rectum because he and his friend had an argument about whose taint was more normal.  Things could have been worse.

/or better, who knows which way he swings.
 
2014-04-04 10:18:53 PM  
FTA: Police are looking for a man who came up with a creative way to steal cash from a liquor store clerk.

From that I was expecting a clever con job but it was a just a grab and run. The Florida tag should have been my first clue that there was nothing clever going on.
 
2014-04-04 10:19:59 PM  
The gas station on the corner had a clerk who habitually gave me change for a $10 whenever I gave him a $20. I'd always call him on it and he'd always make it up, but I'm guessing he tried that con with everybody. (They've since changed over to an Indian-run convenience store.)
 
2014-04-04 10:20:09 PM  
This young man has a future in politics. It was clever, and small enough he's not getting more than a half star of attention.
 
2014-04-04 10:27:38 PM  
He asked the clerk to hold on up while he took a photo.

Is it really that hard to proof read such a short article?
 
2014-04-04 10:30:02 PM  
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2014-04-04 10:31:43 PM  

shanrick: He asked the clerk to hold on up while he took a photo.

Is it really that hard to proof read such a short article?


Of they are writing it on their phone, yes.
 
2014-04-04 11:18:53 PM  
FTFA: The suspect was last seen fleeing into the Orange Grove Mobile Home Park across the street.

Shouldn't be too hard to find him then, right? Most convenience stores have surveillance cameras
 
2014-04-05 01:05:16 AM  
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2014-04-05 01:47:24 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [img.fark.net image 400x436]


did you axe permission to use that picture?
 
2014-04-05 04:41:38 AM  

dj_bigbird: some_beer_drinker: [img.fark.net image 400x436]

did you axe permission to use that picture?


I dids not. youse gots a problem wit dat? playah?
 
2014-04-05 07:32:34 AM  
Yoink!
 
2014-04-05 09:07:16 AM  

nytmare: The gas station on the corner had a clerk who habitually gave me change for a $10 whenever I gave him a $20. I'd always call him on it and he'd always make it up, but I'm guessing he tried that con with everybody. (They've since changed over to an Indian-run convenience store.)


The most bizarre argument I ever had was with a Walgreens clerk back in the 80's when she did that to me.  I pointed it out, she got loud and aggressive, and when the manager came out to find out what was going on, she played the race card and asked me if I was calling her stupid because she was black.  I said I could wait for the drawer to be closed out to find out if there was a mistake, but she threw a carton of cigarettes at the manager and stormed out of the store.

I blinked at him for a minute and he just gave me the extra $10 without saying anything.  The clerk was still outside the store and she yelled at me the whole way to the car.  That Walgreens is still open, and to this day I've never set foot back inside it.
 
2014-04-05 02:02:31 PM  

talkertopc: FTA: Police are looking for a man who came up with a creative way to steal cash from a liquor store clerk.

From that I was expecting a clever con job but it was a just a grab and run. The Florida tag should have been my first clue that there was nothing clever going on.


It's relative, man. It is very creative...for Florida.
 
2014-04-05 06:19:39 PM  

baronbloodbath: Bradenton....you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy in Florida.

/Except Clearwater
//ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE


Kenneth City......
 
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