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(The Consumerist)   Summer is approaching. A time for fruit punch and a snack of Oreos. Wait, I've got an idea   (consumerist.com) divider line 47
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2014-04-04 07:50:43 PM
*HRRRK*
 
2014-04-04 08:45:31 PM
collegecandy.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-04 08:49:56 PM
fark you gimme!!!
 
2014-04-04 09:37:19 PM
Nabisco.  Putting the W in EEWWWTF.
 
2014-04-04 10:41:05 PM
collegecandy.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-04 11:04:58 PM

cretinbob: [collegecandy.files.wordpress.com image 500x411]


That one actually looks good, I'll buy them if I see them, I love lemon flavored pastries.
 
2014-04-04 11:42:37 PM
people who like fruit flavors are worse than Joseph kony
 
2014-04-04 11:45:12 PM

cretinbob: [collegecandy.files.wordpress.com image 500x411]


I love the lemon Oreos. I wouldn't touch fruit punch.
 
2014-04-04 11:45:48 PM
Nabisco:  Pioneering new ways to make you fat.
 
2014-04-04 11:47:10 PM

charlesmartel11235: people who like fruit flavors are worse than Joseph kony


You're just mad 'cause you think he stole votes from your guy.

/kony 2014
 
2014-04-04 11:48:27 PM
I bet they taste good with sangria aaaaaaa!
 
2014-04-04 11:53:55 PM

fusillade762: *HRRRK*


3.bp.blogspot.com

THIS

/Watermelon was bad enough
 
2014-04-04 11:56:57 PM
I appreciate that snack food manufacturers are providing consumers with healthier alternatives like this. It's hard to get enough servings of fruit every day, but with a little help from Nabisco, it's getting easier.
 
2014-04-05 12:01:06 AM
 
2014-04-05 12:03:06 AM
They'll sell more if they teamed up with Pepsico.
/Flaming hot Oreo's or Mt. Dew Oreos
 
2014-04-05 12:04:05 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: They'll sell more if they teamed up with Pepsico.
/Flaming hot Oreo's or Mt. Dew Oreos


I just threw up in your mouth a little.
 
2014-04-05 12:07:03 AM

Brainsick: fusillade762: *HRRRK*

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 240x320]

THIS

/Watermelon was bad enough


Get your Candy Corn Oreos now!

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-04-05 12:12:12 AM
Only Oreos I'll ever eat besides the standard filling ones are the mint filled ones or chocolate filled ones.

None of the fruit flavored fillings that I have seen are interesting to me in the least.

fusillade762: *HRRRK*


Or this.
 
2014-04-05 12:35:59 AM

Boo_Guy: Only Oreos I'll ever eat besides the standard filling ones are the mint filled ones or chocolate filled ones.

None of the fruit flavored fillings that I have seen are interesting to me in the least.

fusillade762: *HRRRK*

Or this.


Candy cane are good.
 
2014-04-05 12:41:35 AM

Smackledorfer: Boo_Guy: Only Oreos I'll ever eat besides the standard filling ones are the mint filled ones or chocolate filled ones.

None of the fruit flavored fillings that I have seen are interesting to me in the least.

fusillade762: *HRRRK*

Or this.

Candy cane are good.


Sooo mint?  With different coloring.
 
2014-04-05 12:47:05 AM
www.sprint2thetable.com

/mmm, creme of buzzard...
 
2014-04-05 12:52:06 AM

WordsnCollision: [www.sprint2thetable.com image 640x480]

/mmm, creme of buzzard...


Pretty sure I could put myself in a coma with a box of those. A happy, happy coma.
 
2014-04-05 12:52:31 AM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-05 01:03:26 AM
Yeah, great idea, Subby. But the last time i punched Alfonso Ribeiro i got brought up on charges.
 
2014-04-05 01:13:16 AM
Can someone tell me where the hell my Banana Oreos are?

/seems so obvious to me
 
2014-04-05 01:27:57 AM
Nope. Saw a pic earlier of a spider smooshed into the cream filling of an Oreo. I can't eat one for at least a decade(not to mention all the various Oreo flavors I've tried tasted so awful I threw the entire package away).
 
2014-04-05 01:57:35 AM
Great, toss this one up there with carbonated mineral milk to go along with it.
 
2014-04-05 02:45:36 AM

cretinbob: [collegecandy.files.wordpress.com image 500x411]


Yes please!
 
2014-04-05 02:48:36 AM
So The Consumerist is running ads for Nabisco and paying Fark to help promote them?
 
2014-04-05 03:28:58 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: They'll sell more if they teamed up with Pepsico.
/Flaming hot Oreo's or Mt. Dew Oreos


Soda Cookies! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUHm_DK4y8
 
2014-04-05 03:33:25 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: They'll sell more if they teamed up with Pepsico.
/Flaming hot Oreo's or Mt. Dew Oreos


Oh my Gods, Mountain Dew Oreos. I would shovel those abominations down my gullet until my stomach ruptured, spilling a bloody, black-speckled, bright green slop all over the floor. Then I'd shovel some more into my face until my heart stopped, clogged up by pure, delicious, caffeinated cream filling.

It's probably a good thing that they don't exist.
 
2014-04-05 04:28:07 AM
Oh for the days of pre-Kraft Nabisco.
 
2014-04-05 04:57:47 AM

MechaPyx: Nope. Saw a pic earlier of a spider smooshed into the cream filling of an Oreo. I can't eat one for at least a decade(not to mention all the various Oreo flavors I've tried tasted so awful I threw the entire package away).


WHY DID I GIS THAT!??
 
2014-04-05 05:46:52 AM
At least they haven't come up with Circus Peanut Oreos. I hope I didn't give them any ideas.
 
2014-04-05 07:09:43 AM

fusillade762: *HRRRK*


My dog makes that exact noise when he's eaten something he shouldn't have. Not when he's going to puke -he does that with silent precision- but when somethings stuck in his throat.
 
2014-04-05 08:50:54 AM
Mmm... Soda cookies...

/want one Jenson?
 
2014-04-05 08:58:47 AM
I though winter was coming.
 
2014-04-05 09:03:58 AM
Is a snack of Oreos like a clowder of cats? ;b
 
2014-04-05 09:28:37 AM
"Oreos" that have any other flavor cookie than chocolate should be regarded as unholy abominations, just like the "vanilla Frosty".

/lawn, off, etc.
 
2014-04-05 09:30:23 AM

Squilax: MechaPyx: Nope. Saw a pic earlier of a spider smooshed into the cream filling of an Oreo. I can't eat one for at least a decade(not to mention all the various Oreo flavors I've tried tasted so awful I threw the entire package away).

WHY DID I GIS THAT!??


Calm the f*ck down.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/animalkingdom/ss/Spider-In-Oreo-Coo ki e.htm
 
2014-04-05 10:56:16 AM

Parthenogenetic: Squilax: MechaPyx: Nope. Saw a pic earlier of a spider smooshed into the cream filling of an Oreo. I can't eat one for at least a decade(not to mention all the various Oreo flavors I've tried tasted so awful I threw the entire package away).

WHY DID I GIS THAT!??

Calm the f*ck down.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/animalkingdom/ss/Spider-In-Oreo-Coo ki e.htm


It still looks *incredibly* disturbing, no matter its origin. I eat Oreos all the time and fear spiders. That pic is enough to give me nightmares and turn me off my food.
 
2014-04-05 11:13:22 AM
I was at Vonn's the other day and the Chips Ahoy section has gotten just as out of hand. Like root beer float flavor? What in the hell are you doing?
 
2014-04-05 01:37:29 PM
Also saw mocha something Chips Ahoy
 
2014-04-05 02:43:23 PM
Have they ever tried making savory cookies?  I think "Biscuits and Gravy" would be a natural for a National Biscuit Company.
 
2014-04-05 06:15:16 PM

TuteTibiImperes: cretinbob: [collegecandy.files.wordpress.com image 500x411]

That one actually looks good, I'll buy them if I see them, I love lemon flavored pastries.


They were delicious

Mocha chips ahoy were good too.

jdjoker: "Oreos" that have any other flavor cookie than chocolate should be regarded as unholy abominations, just like the "vanilla Frosty".

/lawn, off, etc.


I used to think so too, but....I was wrong
 
2014-04-05 06:21:42 PM
Fruit flavors are out, but I'll try most other Oreos.

/fat
 
2014-04-06 06:24:43 AM

SansNeural: Have they ever tried making savory cookies?  I think "Biscuits and Gravy" would be a natural for a National Biscuit Company.


Chicken in a biscuit not close enough?
 
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