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(Des Moines Register)   He was found hiding behind a truck with an illegal goat   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 27
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2014-04-04 04:36:17 PM
Wanted for questioning:

californiascooterco.com
 
2014-04-04 04:37:34 PM
He wasn't registered to goat, or what?
 
2014-04-04 05:15:39 PM
The goat was on the lam.
 
2014-04-04 06:02:21 PM
s4.postimg.org
 
2014-04-04 06:08:04 PM
For guerrilla advertising for Goat Simulator, I see.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-04 06:10:59 PM

Goat eyes scare me

 blogs.lifeandscience.org

Creepy.

 
2014-04-04 06:15:11 PM
Jeez, another Jose Canseco thread?
 
2014-04-04 06:23:53 PM
William = Billy Goat?
 
2014-04-04 06:35:15 PM
You can see me tonight with an illegal goat,
lalala lalala lalala  scrote.

media.npr.org
 
2014-04-04 06:46:25 PM

Satanic_Hamster: For guerrilla advertising for Goat Simulator, I see.


[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


Damn, was looking for a good image of this game to post. *shakes tiny hoof*
 
2014-04-04 06:48:27 PM
Was it a simulated goat?
 
2014-04-04 06:48:39 PM
That son of a biatch.
 
2014-04-04 06:54:25 PM
After they investigate further, they will see the goat was in fact legal, but had eaten its green card.
 
2014-04-04 07:09:21 PM

HairyNevus: Satanic_Hamster: For guerrilla advertising for Goat Simulator, I see.


[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]

Damn, was looking for a good image of this game to post. *shakes tiny hoof*


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-04 07:21:43 PM
isleofran.com
 
2014-04-04 07:38:37 PM
I like goat, especially roasted in a sudanese restaurant on leavenworth st in omaha

with that said, the last time one of the mexicans brought goat soup into work I had to tell myself "those are just little macaroni....just macaroni and not goat intestines. just macaroni.'

nom nom nom nom nom
 
2014-04-04 08:00:46 PM

Omahawg: like goat, especially roasted in a sudanese restaurant on leavenworth st in omaha


Is it anything like lamb? Cause I love lamb. I feel bad because they're so adorable but you know, circle of life.
 
Oak
2014-04-04 08:08:21 PM
"Undocumented" goat.

/Delicious curried or barbequed
 
2014-04-04 08:28:35 PM
You see the kids nowadays  like to "soup up" their goats with what they call in their hot rod lingo "rad mods", such as tail fins, chrome exhaust pipes and powerful engines. Some of these goats are not road-legal. It can be rather disconcerting for the older drivers to be passed by a goat going 350 mph, especially if it has wings. The police like to discourage excessive body work and dangerous speed and power.

Now this is a prime example of an illegal goat mod:


boredcouple.net
Definitely not allowed under the highway code or Darwinian Laws of Evolution despite what those croco-duck nutters may say.
 
2014-04-04 08:32:11 PM

Mugato: Omahawg: like goat, especially roasted in a sudanese restaurant on leavenworth st in omaha

Is it anything like lamb? Cause I love lamb. I feel bad because they're so adorable but you know, circle of life.


I have to confess i've never had lamb. it was like...um...well roasted goat shank?
 
2014-04-04 08:40:12 PM

HairyNevus: Satanic_Hamster: For guerrilla advertising for Goat Simulator, I see.


[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]

Damn, was looking for a good image of this game to post. *shakes tiny hoof*


Posting order can be capricious here
 
2014-04-04 08:41:13 PM

lack of warmth: After they investigate further, they will see the goat was in fact legal, but had eaten its green card.


Not to worry, Billy boy boy boy boy boy will be back soon enough
 
2014-04-04 09:41:35 PM

Mugato: Omahawg: like goat, especially roasted in a sudanese restaurant on leavenworth st in omaha

Is it anything like lamb? Cause I love lamb. I feel bad because they're so adorable but you know, circle of life.


I didn't care for goat back when I used to eat it.  In fact I did my very best to get out of eating it.  But maybe it's not bad if prepared by top chefs in a fancy restaurant.  I don't know.
 
2014-04-05 12:09:25 AM

Mugato: Omahawg: like goat, especially roasted in a sudanese restaurant on leavenworth st in omaha

Is it anything like lamb? Cause I love lamb. I feel bad because they're so adorable but you know, circle of life.


Depends on the goat.  Wethers (castrated males) are fine, old bucks might be a bit rank.  I honestly can't much tell the difference between cabrito/chevon and beef.
 
2014-04-05 07:18:47 AM
Is this the father of the geep, trying to make a getaway?
 
2014-04-05 08:17:47 AM
The Land of the Free, where you need government permission to own a goat.
 
2014-04-05 11:43:45 AM

thesubliminalman: You can see me tonight with an illegal goat,
lalala lalala lalala  scrote.

[media.npr.org image 850x477]


You beat me to it, but I completed the chorus:

You can see me tonight with an illegal goat,
it may not be mine, but it makes my heart float.
Won't you please tell the man not to write a ticket,
she'll treat it like it's a biscuit.
 
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