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(TC Palm)   "Feces, also known as ordure, dung, stool, poo poo and feculence, typically is found in commodes or cow pastures, as opposed to public elevators"   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 25
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2014-04-04 04:46:42 PM  
"Night soil."
 
2014-04-04 05:11:30 PM  
This is my shiattin' elevator.  You're gonna wanna use another one.  HEINNNNNNN!!!
 
2014-04-04 05:21:27 PM  
Will Greenlee, you never fail to amuse me.

/dnrtfa
 
2014-04-04 05:21:42 PM  
If ya gotta go ya gotta go
 
2014-04-04 05:23:36 PM  
I guess they've never been to the NJ Transit train station in New Brunswick.
 
2014-04-04 05:25:56 PM  
POOP THREAD
 
2014-04-04 05:29:46 PM  
She just has the look of someone who would poop in an elevator.
 
2014-04-04 05:37:08 PM  
Feces features prominently in this quote attributed to the late German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche:
"Many things about man are not very godly: whenever a person excretes feces, how can he be a god then? But it is even worse regarding the other feces we call sin: man still surely wants to retain this, and not excrete it. Now however, I must believe it: a person can be God and still excrete feces. Thus I teach you, excrete your feces and become gods."

It should be noted that "Off the Beat" has no idea what this means.

OK, that part was pretty damned funny.
 
2014-04-04 05:45:26 PM  
There was a video somewhere online where a Chinese woman took a massive dump in an elevator.  I'm pretty sure it was at a subway station or something similar.
 
2014-04-04 05:47:00 PM  
Why is this news. Change elevator to escalator and you have a story.
 
2014-04-04 05:51:46 PM  
If I were a betting man, I'd probably dump a load of cash on her not knowing who Friedrich Nietzsche was.

blogs.tcpalm.com

What?  I shouldn't have done that?

It was just a little dookie, not some bigassed stink log.

 
2014-04-04 05:52:27 PM  
No shiat.
 
2014-04-04 05:53:55 PM  
The writer has obviously never been in a Coleman Hall elevator at TTU Saturday nights from around midnight to 3am any time during the mid-80s.

/pee'in corner
//poop'in corner
///standin' corners
 
2014-04-04 05:54:54 PM  
"Apparent human poop" would be a... well actually pretty bad crappy band name.
 
2014-04-04 06:03:02 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-04 06:08:11 PM  
i253.photobucket.com

Poop in an elevator
Loggin' it up when I'm goin' down
Poop in an elevator
Pinchin' a loaf 'til it hits the ground

- YETH, I AM THREEVE YEARS OLD!  I MADE A STINKY!
 
2014-04-04 06:29:18 PM  
Cow pastures in Florida are where you find the good shiat.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-04 06:32:04 PM  

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 78x78]

Poop in an elevator
Loggin' it up when I'm goin' down
Poop in an elevator
Pinchin' a loaf 'til it hits the ground

- YETH, I AM THREEVE YEARS OLD!  I MADE A STINKY!


I lived in a building in San Francisco for a while that was actually a pretty middle-scale place. People would piss in the elevators several times a week. I never could figure out who would want to do that. Thats just farkin' strange, Jack.
 
2014-04-04 06:48:09 PM  
Scaturday already ?
 
2014-04-04 07:32:07 PM  

Prey4reign: If I were a betting man, I'd probably dump a load of cash on her not knowing who Friedrich Nietzsche was.

[blogs.tcpalm.com image 149x195]What?  I shouldn't have done that?It was just a little dookie, not some bigassed stink log.


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2014-04-04 08:00:18 PM  
I've done it a lot of times while on Ambien.   Elevators, mall hallways and back seats of unlocked cars seem to be my first choice followed closely by balconies and escalators.  I rarely remember, actually I never remember but friends emailing the video for me to see in the morning certainly points to me as being the poopee.
 
2014-04-04 08:38:43 PM  
Thanks for the philosophy lesson, Greenlee.
 
2014-04-04 08:39:13 PM  
Clearly they have never been in any of the elevators in any MARTA hub in Atlanta, GA. I swear every time day or night someone has made a mess of one.
 
2014-04-04 11:22:45 PM  

www.naughtybutnicerob.com

"Shiat in an elevator. I'm going up and its coming out ..."

 
2014-04-05 10:27:51 AM  
Unless it's an elevator in the NYC subway system, in which case there's a 99% chance it will smell like poop unless it's continually manned, like the ones at 168th st.
 
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