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(WTFark)   WTFark quickly learning the difficulty of quoting Farkers with unbearably long user names. He's probably posting from El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reyna de Los Angeles de Porciúncula   (ora.tv) divider line 359
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2014-04-04 01:42:46 PM
I wish for the quotation of me and will be quite the happy thing.
 
2014-04-04 01:47:16 PM
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm unavailable for comment because he's dead.
 
2014-04-04 01:47:58 PM
That seems a little longer than normal.
 
2014-04-04 01:51:25 PM
Stop trying to make WTFark happen.
 
2014-04-04 01:57:54 PM
But it's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove"
 
2014-04-04 02:07:48 PM
There don't seem to be too many long-named Farkers anymore.
 
2014-04-04 02:08:42 PM

propasaurus: Stop trying to make WTFark happen.


Seriously. That shiat sucks even more than Fark TV did.
 
2014-04-04 02:11:29 PM
Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo?


/obscure?
 
2014-04-04 02:11:41 PM

propasaurus: Stop trying to make WTFark happen.


WTFark is not fetch.
 
2014-04-04 02:12:05 PM

El Freak: propasaurus: Stop trying to make WTFark happen.

Seriously. That shiat sucks even more than Fark TV did.


This. And that is saying a lot.
 
2014-04-04 02:13:21 PM

gerbilpox: Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo?


/obscure?


Is he still down in the well?
 
2014-04-04 02:13:39 PM

propasaurus: Stop trying to make WTFark happen.


What is WTFark?

Honestly. (and it's not like I'm new here).  Is this the ugly retaded child of Fark TV?
 
2014-04-04 02:13:44 PM
Came for Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Leaving satified, but wishing for his only surviving relative, Karl Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
 
2014-04-04 02:15:32 PM

MBooda: Came for Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Leaving satified, but wishing for his only surviving relative, Karl Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- g ...


But did you leave satisfied after reading ohann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Leaving satified, but wishing for his only surviving relative, Karl Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

This is important.
 
2014-04-04 02:18:34 PM
Oh sush, I liked it.

Miserable coonts.
 
2014-04-04 02:18:57 PM

El Freak: propasaurus: Stop trying to make WTFark happen.

Seriously. That shiat sucks even more than Fark TV did.


img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-04 02:20:14 PM
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable Brrroooo Norman Michael (rings bell) (blows whistle) Edward (sounds car horn) (does train impersonation) (sounds buzzer) Thomas Moo... (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the...' (fires gun) William (makes silly noise) 'Raindrops keep falling on my' (weird noise) 'Don't sleep in the subway' (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo... Smith.

And the less impressive:

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuitbarrel.
 
2014-04-04 02:20:37 PM
This guy should wear a tie and at least tuck in his pants.
 
2014-04-04 02:21:27 PM

gerbilpox: Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo?


/obscure?


only if you've been stuck in the well
 
2014-04-04 02:21:36 PM
what the fark is wtfark?
 
2014-04-04 02:21:54 PM

propasaurus: Stop trying to make WTFark happen.


It's definitely NOT the reason that I come to Fark. Jesus, that sucked. They ruined a perfectly funny story to add commentary that was probably done on here better, and THEN went on to actually quote fark.
 
2014-04-04 02:22:01 PM
i1078.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-04 02:22:08 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-04 02:22:16 PM

theorellior: El Freak: propasaurus: Stop trying to make WTFark happen.

Seriously. That shiat sucks even more than Fark TV did.

[img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 565x541]


Stop trying to make Rann Xerox happen.

/FarkTV. With sweat and dead man"s balls.
 
2014-04-04 02:22:20 PM

megarian


Oh sush, I liked it.


Don't get sushy with us. Or on us.
 
2014-04-04 02:23:24 PM

gerbilpox: Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo?


/obscure?


Yeah, that's obscure. Nobody else read that book as a kid.
 
2014-04-04 02:23:55 PM
so when this shiat gets posted, is there an onslaught of even worse submissions with terrible headlines and 'news flashes'?
 
2014-04-04 02:24:01 PM

JustMatt: gerbilpox: Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo?


/obscure?

Is he still down in the well?


I think he died...and that's why all Chinese people have short names.
 
2014-04-04 02:24:59 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-04 02:26:36 PM
Question: Who has the longest Fark handle?
 
2014-04-04 02:26:50 PM
My advice to Mike Rylander: Don't give up your day job.
 
2014-04-04 02:28:47 PM
Why is the host guy hunched over like that?

And when you're doing WTFark, here's a good idea. Have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the viewer!
 
2014-04-04 02:31:00 PM
I see the curmudgeons are getting younger.

Some of You People act like a ~3min video that you can voluntarily watch or not is mandatory bowel cancer.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-04 02:32:06 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: megarian

Oh sush, I liked it.


Don't get sushy with us. Or on us.


Wait, someone's getting sushi? I'll take some ika and some unagi, extra ginger.
 
2014-04-04 02:34:30 PM

craigzy: what the fark is wtfark?


So basically.

You missed Drew Curtis saying it's a thing now.  Select articles put to news video.

You've missed the side ads for WTFark so you could go see wtf it is.

And quite possibly every time Drew praises it, he's had a lot of beer.
 
BOZ
2014-04-04 02:35:00 PM
What's all this about long handles?
 
2014-04-04 02:38:14 PM
I think he handled the name pretty well
 
2014-04-04 02:38:22 PM
img.fark.net

Perhaps a WTFark thread could just be code for "random gif thread". I mean, then it will look like there are tons of comments (such popular, very video), and we could all be amused rather then getting stuck in the...

"You'll get over it"
"Im not over it"
"You'll get over it"
"Im not over it"
"You'll get over it"
"Im not over it"

...spin cycle of perpetual butthurt.
 
2014-04-04 02:38:27 PM
I have a long handle. Check out Tubegalore.
 
2014-04-04 02:39:26 PM

Mirrorz: I see the curmudgeons are getting younger.

Some of You People act like a ~3min video that you can voluntarily watch or not is mandatory bowel cancer.

[i.imgur.com image 500x236]


I see we've found one of the "actors" from Fark TV.
 
2014-04-04 02:39:33 PM

propasaurus: Stop trying to make WTFark happen.


While we're biatchin' about Farkapps. How's about stopping those annoying pop-ups on the RSS feed. They don't say anything more than the posted (in fact, ARE the posted) headline and it only shows a quarter of the tag. It doesn't improve a da*n thing. STOP it.
 
2014-04-04 02:40:39 PM

alizeran: [img.fark.net image 240x200]

Perhaps a WTFark thread could just be code for "random gif thread". I mean, then it will look like there are tons of comments (such popular, very video), and we could all be amused rather then getting stuck in the...

"You'll get over it"
"Im not over it"
"You'll get over it"
"Im not over it"
"You'll get over it"
"Im not over it"

...spin cycle of perpetual butthurt.


SOLD.

marybirdsong.com
 
2014-04-04 02:41:19 PM

BOZ: What's all this about long handles?


img.photobucket.com

"I'm up for some long-handled beers.  How about you?"
 
2014-04-04 02:42:50 PM

Mirrorz: I see the curmudgeons are getting younger.

Some of You People act like a ~3min video that you can voluntarily watch or not is mandatory bowel cancer.

[i.imgur.com image 500x236]


www.firedaily.com
 
2014-04-04 02:43:39 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I have a long handle. Check out Tubegalore.


i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-04 02:44:44 PM
Calm your tits.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-04 02:45:07 PM
Please feel free to waste your time.
 
2014-04-04 02:46:27 PM

blatz514: alizeran: [img.fark.net image 240x200]

Perhaps a WTFark thread could just be code for "random gif thread". I mean, then it will look like there are tons of comments (such popular, very video), and we could all be amused rather then getting stuck in the...

"You'll get over it"
"Im not over it"
"You'll get over it"
"Im not over it"
"You'll get over it"
"Im not over it"

...spin cycle of perpetual butthurt.

SOLD.

[marybirdsong.com image 500x365]


shama shabas

i40.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-04 02:46:35 PM

blatz514: SOLD.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-04 02:47:15 PM
 
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