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(BBC-US)   Pakistan charges 9-month-old boy with planning murder, threatening police, and interfering in state affairs. Texas lawmakers furiously taking notes   (bbc.com) divider line 68
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2014-04-04 10:19:55 AM
Those charges are believable ONLY if the nine month old in question is Stewie Griffin.
 
2014-04-04 11:05:40 AM
news.bbcimg.co.uk

/criminal mastermind.
 
2014-04-04 11:25:58 AM
Weren't there a pair of 8 year-old siblings somewhere in SE Asia that led an entire guerrilla army? If that happened one infant planning a murder seems perfectly legitimate
 
2014-04-04 11:56:13 AM
To be fair, that baby was being a dick.
 
2014-04-04 11:57:14 AM
Have you seen the bombs that a 9 month old can carry in their diaper?  He is totally guilty.
 
2014-04-04 11:57:37 AM

what_now: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 624x351]

/criminal mastermind.


Look at him.  Playing all cute while he plans your untimely death.
 
2014-04-04 11:58:27 AM
I see a microwave in his future.
 
2014-04-04 11:59:18 AM
I love the picture with the guy laughing hysterically.  Evidently no one is really taking this serously.  But someone is in trouble.  I mean, the guy that filed charges without checking WHO they were filing the charges on.
 
2014-04-04 12:00:03 PM
Every single morning I wake up and thank the FSM that I wasn't born in such a place as Pakistan.  If you're reading this, chances are you should too.
 
2014-04-04 12:00:26 PM

ArkAngel: Weren't there a pair of 8 year-old siblings somewhere in SE Asia that led an entire guerrilla army? If that happened one infant planning a murder seems perfectly legitimate


Ahem. They were 13, and they were the leaders of the Karen National Union, which is fighting for the liberation of Karens everywhere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_and_Luther_Htoo

We are legion.
 
2014-04-04 12:01:26 PM
The guy on the right is like "HAHAHAHA it's funny cause he's a baby"
news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2014-04-04 12:03:05 PM
Glad to see that even the chief minister of the province thinks this one was a clusterfark.
 
2014-04-04 12:03:16 PM
Subby, don't you mean Michigan or Wisconsin where they're furious a baby was born instead of aborted?
 
2014-04-04 12:03:24 PM
I imagine good cop bad cop didn't work on him

"Tell us what you know and we'll go easy on you!"
*baby fills diaper*
"He's threatening me again!"
"That's it, you had your chance, buddy. Book him."
 
2014-04-04 12:04:10 PM
The article could have been better if "The assistant superintendent who filed the charges has subsequently been suspended, " was just below the headline, and that was it.
 
2014-04-04 12:05:14 PM

bobothemagnificent: Glad to see that even the chief minister of the province thinks this one was a clusterfark.


Thought the same thing...
 
2014-04-04 12:05:53 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Subby, don't you mean Michigan or Wisconsin where they're furious a baby was born instead of aborted?


Wut?
 
2014-04-04 12:10:41 PM
"Pakistan  charges praises 9-month-old boy with planning murder, threatening police, and interfering in state affairs."

FTFY subby
 
2014-04-04 12:11:37 PM
i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-04 12:11:59 PM
Look at those lifeless eyes.  Those are the eyes of a killer.  A cold blooded killer.
 
2014-04-04 12:12:39 PM
Kid aside, isn't a lahore the sort of devastating mudslide they worry about in the Pacific Northwest? And also somehow the name of a city in Pakistan.
 
2014-04-04 12:12:50 PM
www.iwantoneofthese.net
 
2014-04-04 12:12:57 PM

what_now: ArkAngel: Weren't there a pair of 8 year-old siblings somewhere in SE Asia that led an entire guerrilla army? If that happened one infant planning a murder seems perfectly legitimate

Ahem. They were 13, and they were the leaders of the Karen National Union, which is fighting for the liberation of Karens everywhere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_and_Luther_Htoo

We are legion.


I thought maybe he was talking about the Trung sisters of Vietnam, however they were in their 30's I think when they led a rebellion.
 
2014-04-04 12:14:00 PM
Just look at that kid.

Stone-cold and acting like this is no big deal. These are serious charges and he's acting like he doesn't care. Just taking a few sips of milk.

That's the sign of a serious sociopath. Don't fall for the "he's just a baby" routine.
 
2014-04-04 12:14:38 PM
As the father of a ten-month-old, I can totally believe this.

"Your honor and ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today we will present to you incontrovertible evidence that the defendant did maliciously deprive the victim of uncounted hours of sleep through his callous and narcissistic behavior. Further, the defendant on numerous occasions inflicted grievous assaults upon the victim using copious amounts of vomit, mucus, urine, and fecal matter as weapons. The defendant has expressed no remorse for his actions, apparently believing that his ability to smile adorably absolves him from all responsibility for said actions. There can be only one outcome of this trial, so long as we hold justice dear: Guilty. The defendant is guilty and must be made to answer for his crimes."
 
2014-04-04 12:17:11 PM

bobothemagnificent: Glad to see that even the chief minister of the province thinks this one was a clusterfark.


He thinks it's effed up, but the judge STILL made him post bail.
 
2014-04-04 12:17:40 PM

AgentKGB: I imagine good cop bad cop didn't work on him

"Tell us what you know and we'll go easy on you!"
*baby fills diaper*
"He's threatening me again!"
"That's it, you had your chance, buddy. Book him."


In TX, they'd have shot the kid when he went for his gun bottle. Gotta stand your ground - one of those officers is lactose intolerant, and you do NOT wanna ride in a cruiser with Jeb after he's so much as seen that filthy lechre.
 
2014-04-04 12:18:22 PM
They start'em young over there, don't they.
 
2014-04-04 12:18:59 PM

LeroyB: Just look at that kid.

Stone-cold and acting like this is no big deal. These are serious charges and he's acting like he doesn't care. Just taking a few sips of milk.

That's the sign of a serious sociopath. Don't fall for the "he's just a baby" routine.


No kidding. I can't believe he's gonna get away with it
 
2014-04-04 12:19:04 PM

Walker: The guy on the right is like "HAHAHAHA it's funny cause he's a baby"
[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 624x351]


While the guy on the left knows very well how his country is run and is shiatting his pants faster than his son.
 
2014-04-04 12:19:21 PM
And these people have nukes.
 
2014-04-04 12:20:20 PM
This is another Mobobobo dealiio isn't it?
 
2014-04-04 12:21:41 PM
Take them out, NOW
blogs.haverford.edu
 
2014-04-04 12:24:14 PM
What's with the [STUPID] tag? What would be stupid would be underestimating those little bastards.
 
2014-04-04 12:24:27 PM
Sharia law. Coming to a neighborhood near you.
 
2014-04-04 12:25:32 PM
Have you ever tried to clean up green  shiat?  It's like passing radioactive waste with an oven mitt!

 No good that is!


www.biography.com


/you read that in his voice
 
2014-04-04 12:28:35 PM
A nine-month-old boy has appeared in court in Pakistan California on charges of planning a murder, threatening police and interfering in state affairs, by pointing a Pop-Tart TM nibbled into the shape of a gun at another student, it appears.
i1180.photobucket.com

///Fixed it for you, subby.
//Zero tolerance = zero brains no matter where on earth you stand.
 
2014-04-04 12:29:11 PM
Out of the mouths of babes

Ofttimes come germs
 
2014-04-04 12:29:39 PM
Being a proud resident of the republic of Texas, I snicker at your shenanigans.
 
2014-04-04 12:29:56 PM
cheaperthantherapy.me
 
2014-04-04 12:30:18 PM
Poor kid. I bet they pebble him to death.
 
2014-04-04 12:32:47 PM
Wow, that's not gonna look good on the old school applications.  Poor kid will probably get stuck having to go to a third-rate Kindergarten.
 
2014-04-04 12:33:03 PM

bucket_pup: A nine-month-old boy has appeared in court in Pakistan California on charges of planning a murder, threatening police and interfering in state affairs, by pointing a Pop-Tart TM nibbled into the shape of a gun at another student, it appears.
[i1180.photobucket.com image 630x404]

///Fixed it for you, subby.
//Zero tolerance = zero brains no matter where on earth you stand.


Is that a Glock?
 
2014-04-04 12:33:17 PM
Put him on the No Fly list now. And just to be sure, put every person named Moe on the No fly list.

Joe? Close enough.
 
2014-04-04 12:38:05 PM

bikerbob59: bucket_pup: A nine-month-old boy has appeared in court in Pakistan California on charges of planning a murder, threatening police and interfering in state affairs, by pointing a Pop-Tart TM nibbled into the shape of a gun at another student, it appears.
[i1180.photobucket.com image 630x404]

///Fixed it for you, subby.
//Zero tolerance = zero brains no matter where on earth you stand.

Is that a Glock?



No, it's Frosted Strawberry. Much more deadly than a Glock.
 
2014-04-04 12:39:02 PM

Son of Thunder: As the father of a ten-month-old, I can totally believe this.

"Your honor and ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today we will present to you incontrovertible evidence that the defendant did maliciously deprive the victim of uncounted hours of sleep through his callous and narcissistic behavior. Further, the defendant on numerous occasions inflicted grievous assaults upon the victim using copious amounts of vomit, mucus, urine, and fecal matter as weapons. The defendant has expressed no remorse for his actions, apparently believing that his ability to smile adorably absolves him from all responsibility for said actions. There can be only one outcome of this trial, so long as we hold justice dear: Guilty. The defendant is guilty and must be made to answer for his crimes."


+1, would read again.  golf clap.

thanks for teh lulz......as the father of three whose baby turned 23 last month, i remember those days.
 
2014-04-04 12:42:31 PM
And creating a nuisance...

www.musicboxtheatre.com

/Wouldn't want the little guy to be all alone on the group W bench.
 
2014-04-04 12:43:27 PM

palelizard: To be fair, that baby was being a dick.


My first thought, also.
 
2014-04-04 12:43:29 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Subby, don't you mean Michigan or Wisconsin where they're furious a baby was born instead of aborted?


Wait; since when are these states known for their pro-abortion stances?
 
2014-04-04 12:44:12 PM

Son of Thunder: As the father of a ten-month-old, I can totally believe this.

"Your honor and ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today we will present to you incontrovertible evidence that the defendant did maliciously deprive the victim of uncounted hours of sleep through his callous and narcissistic behavior. Further, the defendant on numerous occasions inflicted grievous assaults upon the victim using copious amounts of vomit, mucus, urine, and fecal matter as weapons. The defendant has expressed no remorse for his actions, apparently believing that his ability to smile adorably absolves him from all responsibility for said actions. There can be only one outcome of this trial, so long as we hold justice dear: Guilty. The defendant is guilty and must be made to answer for his crimes."


You forgot the parts about maliciously spreading virulent germs to everyone in the vicinity and continuously draining the bank account of the parents.

/2 year old and 5 year old
//yeah, I could see them in this situation
 
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