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(The Local)   Porn star seeks new career...as a far-right politician in party with neo-Nazi ties. Gets into trouble with her new colleagues when they discover interracial scenes from her in one of her movies   (thelocal.de) divider line 125
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2014-04-04 09:41:41 AM  
Career ended in porn AND politics, that's a twofer...
 
2014-04-04 10:00:11 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

far-right porn stars? it's more likely than you think.
 
2014-04-04 11:12:22 AM  
I guess once you go black you can never take it back.


I've banged a couple of black chicks...I love eating me some chocolate if you know what I mean.
 
2014-04-04 11:12:23 AM  
Hmm, I guess you can go back.
 
2014-04-04 11:12:37 AM  
Elsa, She Wolf of the SS?
 
2014-04-04 11:13:04 AM  
So in Germany, the Democrat party is exactly like our Tea Party?  Weird right?
 
2014-04-04 11:14:24 AM  
But don't you dare call them racists...
 
2014-04-04 11:15:16 AM  
www.unosanrafael.com.ar

"Figlia, io sono deluso."
 
2014-04-04 11:15:34 AM  

RedfordRenegade: So in Germany, the Democrat Socialist party is exactly like our Tea Party?  Weird right?


FTFY

/National Socialists natch
 
2014-04-04 11:17:02 AM  

bobothemagnificent: Elsa, She Wolf of the SS?


I see I'm not the only one who spent a lot of time admiring that particular VHS box at my local video club in the early 1980's.

Also, I'm pretty sure that, despite this gal's hateful, Nazi past, there are still a lot of people who would pay to see her perform again, with a different black guy. Or maybe 25 or 30 black guys.
 
2014-04-04 11:17:38 AM  

mentallo69: I guess once you go black you can never take it back.


I've banged a couple of black chicks...I love eating me some chocolate if you know what I mean.


They have better rhythm in the sack than a lot of other chicks - great if you're lazy..... you're on fark I know you're lazy.
 
2014-04-04 11:17:47 AM  
The porn industry, Thompson said, welcomes "participants with all skin colours and all nationalities, but we don't welcome Nazis".

i190.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-04 11:17:53 AM  

mentallo69: I've banged a couple of black chicks...I love eating me some chocolate if you know what I mean.


I don't know what you mean.

/totally confused
 
2014-04-04 11:18:04 AM  

mentallo69: I guess once you go black you can never take it back.


I've banged a couple of black chicks...I love eating me some chocolate if you know what I mean.


Poop?
 
2014-04-04 11:18:18 AM  
She had to have known this would not end well. Come on.
 
2014-04-04 11:19:11 AM  
Uh...this was on Gawker sometime around Tuesday or Wednesday. Just saying.
 
2014-04-04 11:21:51 AM  
I love that no one in her party had a problem with her former profession until it was discovered a colleague was black.
 
2014-04-04 11:22:43 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: She had to have known this would not end well. Come on.


Porn stars are not that smart, they think they are hot and can get guys to do anything.
 
2014-04-04 11:22:51 AM  

mentallo69: I guess once you go black you can never take it back.


I've banged a couple of black chicks...I love eating me some chocolate if you know what I mean.


Gross. It looks like egg yolk dripping out of an old prune.
 
2014-04-04 11:22:56 AM  
All together now:

www.thetruthaboutcars.com
 
2014-04-04 11:23:02 AM  

hubiestubert: Career ended in porn AND politics, that's a twofer...


This could be a way of getting back into porn, as long as she's open to lots of interracial scenes.
 
2014-04-04 11:23:07 AM  
I suppose it was their duty to perform a very thourough review of her previous work.

/Need to get me a job likke that.
 
2014-04-04 11:23:55 AM  
Does she swallow?

/can't trust a spitter for good legislation....
 
2014-04-04 11:24:17 AM  

RedfordRenegade: So in Germany, the Democrat party is exactly like our Tea Party?  Weird right?


"Sweden Democrats" is their full party name (only in Swedish, so it's like "svedemokraktogorodoa" or something) and their symbol is this gay-ass blue flower.   There are two other major parties with "democrat" in their names including the Christian Democrats and the giant "Swedish Social Democratic Party" which has the largest membership and the largest name.

And they really are Swedish Teabaggers.  Including "don't you dare call them racist."
 
2014-04-04 11:24:37 AM  

youmightberight: mentallo69: I guess once you go black you can never take it back.


I've banged a couple of black chicks...I love eating me some chocolate if you know what I mean.

They have better rhythm in the sack than a lot of other chicks - great if you're lazy..... you're on fark I know you're lazy.


This man speaks the truth.
 
2014-04-04 11:24:46 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: [www.unosanrafael.com.ar image 624x468]

"Figlia, io sono deluso."


I've always thought she was hot.
 
2014-04-04 11:25:15 AM  
ah, german porn stars
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-04 11:26:04 AM  
Talk about a buzz kill.
 
2014-04-04 11:26:11 AM  

mentallo69: I've banged a couple of black chicks...I love eating me some chocolate if you know what I mean.


I've really been enjoying Toblerone lately.  I'm not sure if the nuttyness or the triangular shape which I like.  Nothing can hold me back when I get me some Ghiradelli though, boy oh boy.  I have also enjoyed going down on african american women.  I am also glad it is Cadbury Mini-eggs season too.
 
2014-04-04 11:26:39 AM  
I'm going Studman69 on this one..

ynaija.com

images.tzaam.com
 
2014-04-04 11:26:52 AM  
Oh, wrong country.

I need more caffeine, clearly.
 
2014-04-04 11:27:05 AM  
She's not terribly attractive, unless you're into the Twiggy thing.  Or, seeing a woman with dicks being pushed into every available orifice.  Nostrils, earholes, armpits ...

Blech.  Who watches that?
 
2014-04-04 11:27:21 AM  

natas6.0: ah, german porn stars
[img.fark.net image 290x524]


When I heard she had a sex tape I didn't realize that meant "many many professionally shot and produced sex tapes". She's...talented.
 
2014-04-04 11:27:23 AM  

natas6.0: ah, german porn stars
[img.fark.net image 290x524]


www.starnostar.com

You were saying?
 
2014-04-04 11:27:48 AM  

RedfordRenegade: mentallo69: I've banged a couple of black chicks...I love eating me some chocolate if you know what I mean.

I've really been enjoying Toblerone lately.  I'm not sure if the nuttyness or the triangular shape which I like.  Nothing can hold me back when I get me some Ghiradelli though, boy oh boy.  I have also enjoyed going down on african american women.  I am also glad it is Cadbury Mini-eggs season too.


Oh man, easter candy is the best. I also love those Cadbury dark chocolate mini eggs.

Sooo Good!
 
2014-04-04 11:29:12 AM  

maram500: Uh...this was on Gawker sometime around Tuesday or Wednesday. Just saying.


It was in The Local on April 1.

So what? it's not like Gawker generates original content.
 
2014-04-04 11:30:16 AM  

mentallo69: I guess once you go black you can never take it back.


I've banged a couple of black chicks...I love eating me some chocolate if you know what I mean.


You da man!!!

/dont you have to be to the gym soon?
 
2014-04-04 11:34:53 AM  
Awwwwwkward.
 
2014-04-04 11:35:52 AM  

Clutch2013: DjangoStonereaver: [www.unosanrafael.com.ar image 624x468]

"Figlia, io sono deluso."

I've always thought she was hot.


Her eyebrows are a bit off putting,but that's no dealbreaker for me.
 
2014-04-04 11:38:01 AM  

FlashHarry: [i47.tinypic.com image 450x618]

far-right porn stars? it's more likely than you think.


Romney's first O-face.  Where is her other hand and does Ann have to do something different now
 
2014-04-04 11:38:18 AM  

TommyDeuce: I suppose it was their duty to perform a very thourough review of her previous work.

/Need to get me a job likke that.


Have a friend who's job years ago was to review all the pay per view movies for hotels... and I mean ALL...
if you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink...
 
2014-04-04 11:38:18 AM  
Couldn't she just claim it was a rape scene?

Die schwarzen Besetzung
 
2014-04-04 11:39:29 AM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
Was it her?

/meeeem what's a German scheisse movie?
 
2014-04-04 11:39:45 AM  

Truther: mentallo69: I guess once you go black you can never take it back.


I've banged a couple of black chicks...I love eating me some chocolate if you know what I mean.

You da man!!!

/dont you have to be to the gym soon?


No, the gym comes to me
 
2014-04-04 11:43:34 AM  
Soo, she didn't just say "That was where everything changed" and she had decided to get out of porn if that was going to be expected of her. Quite clearly she failed to control the narrative. Or turned down someone in the party.
 
2014-04-04 11:45:31 AM  

hubiestubert: Career ended in porn AND politics, that's a twofer...


To be fair, there isn't much difference between those career choices.
 
2014-04-04 11:47:25 AM  

maram500: Uh...this was on Gawker sometime around Tuesday or Wednesday. Just saying.



Well, you'd better go back there to make sure you can come back next tuesday and tell us what we missed!
 
2014-04-04 11:48:49 AM  
www.haaretz.com

Photo of a man who has, not only, "discovered" her interracial scenes 6 times this week, but is currently thinking about discovering them again when he gets home.
 
2014-04-04 11:48:57 AM  
What's the difference between a whore and a politician?

No puchline, I am seriously asking if there's any way to tell them apart
 
2014-04-04 11:49:26 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: mentallo69: I guess once you go black you can never take it back.


I've banged a couple of black chicks...I love eating me some chocolate if you know what I mean.

Poop?


That's what I was going with.  All he's missing is the cup.
 
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