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(The Daily Beast)   Why the next late-night TV show host should be a woman. Or if one is not available, Chelsea Handler   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, tv shows, humans, Chelsea Handler, Late Show With David Letterman, Late Night, presents, Amy Poehler, David Letterman  
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2014-04-04 11:05:08 AM  
6 votes:
How about meeting in the middle and bringing over Graham Norton?
2014-04-04 12:06:46 PM  
3 votes:
Then you got these lady comics talking about stuff that would embarrass Redd Foxx -- God rest his smutty soul.
Who they slept with.
What time they sit on the can.
This is supposed to get you a husband?
2014-04-04 11:16:51 AM  
3 votes:
Opportunity for Piers Morgan.
2014-04-04 04:53:22 PM  
2 votes:
Eddie Izzard
2014-04-04 10:44:26 AM  
2 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: The article: all the reasons why Chelsea Handler won't get the show.

The main one being, Sumner Redstone won't sleep with her.
2014-04-04 03:26:38 PM  
1 vote:

mactheknife: BilltheThrill: Aren't late night shows usually comedy shows?  Who would get a woman to host a comedy show?

Women can be funny.  Tina Fey would be a potentially great host.

they would have to move the desk to the other side of the stage
2014-04-04 02:36:12 PM  
1 vote:
Give it to Maria Bamford.  I want to see guest and audience reactions when she interviews "in character" every night.
2014-04-04 02:06:51 PM  
1 vote:

chevydeuce: BATMANATEE: I vote for Sara Rue. She was a great guest host before Ferguson started full time.

And she has some tig ol bitties too.....

/GIS shows them in all their floppy glory

I'd mutilate her thirst, if you get my meaning... Full Size
2014-04-04 01:16:00 PM  
1 vote:

BizarreMan: If it's a woman, how about Aisha Tyler?

What her and her giant man hands?
2014-04-04 12:52:08 PM  
1 vote:
Make it a late night female panel show with snookie, Miley, Margaret cho, that broad from the nanny, Ellen's crazy ex-gay ex-girlfriend, whoopi, and that wacky ex congresswoman from Georgia.

Make the topics increasingly more and more complex... Tonight we discuss the geopolitical and economic effects of the move from an agrarian society in Papua New Guinea and the effects of culture and geography on their ability to exploit their own indigenous resources

Would look like 5 monkeys trying to hump a doorknob
2014-04-04 12:43:05 PM  
1 vote:
How about the chick from My Drunk Kitchen?

/if it's a woman, she needs to be naked and a whore.
2014-04-04 11:55:27 AM  
1 vote:
Carol Burnett
2014-04-04 11:37:55 AM  
1 vote:
Chelsea sucks and her and her show is shiat.
2014-04-04 11:02:00 AM  
1 vote:
Funny women? Melissa McCarthy, Tina Fey, Paula Poundstone ... plenty of talent in that pool.
2014-04-04 10:36:50 AM  
1 vote:
I agree, it time for a dwarf Chineese immigrant to host a late night show because there has never been one. Petition time.
2014-04-04 10:27:14 AM  
1 vote:
Aren't late night shows usually comedy shows?  Who would get a woman to host a comedy show?
2014-04-04 10:20:52 AM  
1 vote:
The premise: Chelsea Handler should get the show.

The article: all the reasons why Chelsea Handler won't get the show.
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