FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed the mystery pooper doesn't leave a turd shaped like a question mark.
Diogenes: FirstNationalBastard: I'm disappointed the mystery pooper doesn't leave a turd shaped like a question mark.We don't know that he doesn't.He said he has encouraged staff and residents to contact him every time defecation is discovered so he can determine if there's a pattern in regards to a schedule.Tuesday's it's the "soft serve." I think Fridays are the question mark.
Gunny Highway: We had a mystery pooper, the Unipooper, when I was in school. Used to leave dumps in the library.
fruitloop: Can we turn this into a "Name This Superhero" thread?Pooperman.
Diogenes: Gunny Highway: We had a mystery pooper, the Unipooper, when I was in school. Used to leave dumps in the library.Continuous, unbroken turds? Impressive control.
RectalFury: [www.nbc.com image 300x169]
kid_icarus: And Mystery Pooper wouldn't be considered a superhero. He would be classified as a super villain.
hej: "It's hard to deal with because it's so unbelievable to begin with. When somebody called me and told me what happened I said 'What? You gotta be kidding me!"I don't know why it's so unbelievable. When I was a kid, the thought of doing this crossed my mind pretty much every time I was at the play ground.
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