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(WTKR)   Former Senator who slept with Elizabeth Taylor and Barbara Walters checks in on giant phallic symbol being built in his honor   (wtkr.com) divider line 18
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2014-04-04 11:16:16 AM  
Did he go down on both?  When that phallic symbol ejaculates, things get all explody.
 
2014-04-04 02:22:41 PM  
PCU

President George Clinton?

hookingfoul.com
 
2014-04-04 02:46:27 PM  
Michael Jackson's chimp, Bubbles slept with Elizabeth Taylor... so it's no great feat.

uploads8.wikipaintings.org
 
2014-04-04 03:56:26 PM  
And here I thought it was going to be about the 100 foot tall double sided electronic billboard they just built across the road. The thing is absolutely ridiculous.
 
2014-04-04 03:59:35 PM  
www.thecitrusreport.com

I'd want a fleet named after me.
 
2014-04-04 04:05:25 PM  
"it really feels like a real submarine and looks like a real submarine," explained Commander Dan Caldwell,

No kidding, Sherlock. It's a submarine.
 
2014-04-04 04:07:39 PM  
www.cinemagraphe.com
 
2014-04-04 04:10:06 PM  
Former Senator who slept with Elizabeth Taylor

Wow, that's fairly impre

and Barbara Walters

aaannnd I barfed.
 
2014-04-04 04:11:17 PM  
Lexington Steele?
 
2014-04-04 04:14:57 PM  
Real American Hero
 
2014-04-04 04:33:48 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Michael Jackson's chimp, Bubbles slept with Elizabeth Taylor... so it's no great feat.

[uploads8.wikipaintings.org image 850x637]


Um.  Has anyone else ever noticed that MJ has two right hands in that ... thing?  I mean, it's easy to miss, 'cause it kinda hurts to look at, but ... damn.
 
2014-04-04 04:38:51 PM  

dionysusaur: Because People in power are Stupid: Michael Jackson's chimp, Bubbles slept with Elizabeth Taylor... so it's no great feat.

[uploads8.wikipaintings.org image 850x637]

Um.  Has anyone else ever noticed that MJ has two right hands in that ... thing?  I mean, it's easy to miss, 'cause it kinda hurts to look at, but ... damn.


That's a monkey foot, dude.
 
2014-04-04 05:25:37 PM  
Would it be so terrible if they reserved naming naval vessels after great folks who are deceased?  Seems like more of a political plum for it to be done this way.  Also would it be too much to ask that warships be named after citizens who have done something heroic?  Otherwise it's just the USS Bureaucrat.
 
2014-04-04 05:41:22 PM  
I knew who that was before I clicked it. It means I am old, but still have an excellent memory.
 
2014-04-04 08:16:09 PM  

Shryke: Former Senator who slept with Elizabeth Taylor

Wow, that's fairly impre

and Barbara Walters

aaannnd I barfed.


Babwa was more than passably hot back in the day.
 
2014-04-04 08:40:24 PM  

MFAWG: Babwa was more than passably hot back in the day.


t2.gstatic.com

I am going to assume you are a virgin on Death Row.
 
2014-04-04 08:52:12 PM  

new_york_monty: dionysusaur: Because People in power are Stupid: Michael Jackson's chimp, Bubbles slept with Elizabeth Taylor... so it's no great feat.

[uploads8.wikipaintings.org image 850x637]

Um.  Has anyone else ever noticed that MJ has two right hands in that ... thing?  I mean, it's easy to miss, 'cause it kinda hurts to look at, but ... damn.

That's a monkey foot, dude.


Yeah?  The proportions look pretty off, but given the overall abomination level, I guess that's what it's supposed to be.
 
2014-04-04 09:30:17 PM  

dionysusaur: new_york_monty: dionysusaur: Because People in power are Stupid: Michael Jackson's chimp, Bubbles slept with Elizabeth Taylor... so it's no great feat.

[uploads8.wikipaintings.org image 850x637]

Um.  Has anyone else ever noticed that MJ has two right hands in that ... thing?  I mean, it's easy to miss, 'cause it kinda hurts to look at, but ... damn.

That's a monkey foot, dude.

Yeah?  The proportions look pretty off, but given the overall abomination level, I guess that's what it's supposed to be.


Yup. It's a monkey foot.

The "thing" in question is a work of art by Jeff Koons, who quit his job at a brokerage on Wall St to become an artist in the lat 1970s.  He doesn't make his works; he has them made for them.  Michael Jackson and Bubbles was made by the Sevrés Porcelain works of France.

/I hate Koons with a burning passion, but I love that piece for some sick reason.
 
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