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(Shanghai Daily)   "Looks like someone got into..." **puts on sunglasses**..."DOUBLE Dutch..."--YEAAAAAHHHHH   (shanghaidaily.com) divider line 40
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2014-04-04 09:53:28 AM  
In Soviet China, Double Dutch got into you!
 
2014-04-04 09:55:18 AM  
Get on the double dutch butt
Forget about us
 
2014-04-04 10:22:50 AM  
A urologist surnamed Dong

A urologist surnamed Dong

A urologist surnamed Dong

A urologist surnamed Dong

A urologist surnamed Dong
 
2014-04-04 01:59:27 PM  
*HomerSlidesBackIntoBushes.kpg*
 
2014-04-04 02:02:46 PM  
No much NOPE.
 
2014-04-04 02:04:39 PM  
GET HIM THE BODYBAGGING YEAGHHHHHHGHHHH
 
2014-04-04 02:05:07 PM  
if you think you know everything that people are willing to do for sexual pleasure...you are wrong.
 
2014-04-04 02:05:23 PM  

Walker: Get on the double dutch butt
Forget about us


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fK9hK82r-AM&feature=kp
 
2014-04-04 02:06:22 PM  
I have only two words to say about this.  Ow.

(Said twice, only MUCH LOUDERthe 2nd time.)

www.my51a.com
 
2014-04-04 02:06:29 PM  
i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-04 02:06:43 PM  
I hope that if he thinks of doing this again, that he will skip it.
 
2014-04-04 02:10:10 PM  
What the corn-fed fark was he thinking?
 
2014-04-04 02:11:42 PM  
How does one become so bored with ordinary methods (anything you can find in a sex store), to one day thinking to themself, you know I might stick a jump rope in my pee hole...that could be fun?

fc08.deviantart.net
 
2014-04-04 02:14:10 PM  
Someone was feeling knotty...
 
2014-04-04 02:14:35 PM  

Mark Ratner: How does one become so bored with ordinary methods (anything you can find in a sex store), to one day thinking to themself, you know I might stick a jump rope in my pee hole...that could be fun?


Maybe dude couldn't afford real sex toys. But everyone can afford a jump rope!
 
2014-04-04 02:15:49 PM  
SOUNDS to me like he dun goofed.
 
2014-04-04 02:21:32 PM  
Taking 'pushing rope' too literally.
 
2014-04-04 02:21:40 PM  
My dick just went inside my body after reading that.
 
2014-04-04 02:27:05 PM  
I'm going to go ahead and guess that alcohol was involved.
 
2014-04-04 02:29:23 PM  
Tried to piss up a rope.
 
2014-04-04 02:30:53 PM  
That's really a euphamism for a dp, right?
 
2014-04-04 02:38:25 PM  
..That's them dancing!

//so wrong in this context, but ya gotta miss the 90s..
 
2014-04-04 02:38:38 PM  

zulius: That's really a euphamism for a dp, right?


I came thinking it was, then I read the article.
 
2014-04-04 02:42:54 PM  

CygnusDarius: zulius: That's really a euphamism for a dp, right?

I came thinking it was, then I read the article.


I came reading the article.
 
2014-04-04 02:53:27 PM  
How..I mean, how does it even fit?

//eyes are watering in pain just thinking about it
 
2014-04-04 02:53:34 PM  
Let's get this started....

i.imgur.com

media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com
plopper.files.wordpress.com

rack.1.mshcdn.com
i.chzbgr.com
 img.photobucket.com


img.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-04 02:57:22 PM  
I hovered over the link and read the URL. That was enough for my man parts to climb inside and hide.
 
2014-04-04 02:58:25 PM  
Paging Dr. Wang for a consult with Dr. Dong.
 
2014-04-04 03:05:53 PM  

ChipNASA: Let's get this started....

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You forgot the one with the octopus.
 
2014-04-04 03:12:51 PM  
sweet muscular jesus why man?!
 
2014-04-04 03:38:48 PM  
It was the rope, it came alive and run itself up my dick!

It got stuck and tied itself up in knots looking for a way out. Seriously man, how could I have tied this thing in knots?
 
2014-04-04 04:00:19 PM  
 
2014-04-04 04:02:42 PM  

Cybernetic: You forgot the one with the octopus.


media.giphy.com
 
2014-04-04 04:03:13 PM  

markie_farkie: A urologist surnamed Dong

A urologist surnamed Dong

A urologist surnamed Dong

A urologist surnamed Dong

A urologist surnamed Dong


Could not read further because of it.
 
2014-04-04 04:18:34 PM  
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2014-04-04 04:33:24 PM  

markie_farkie: A urologist surnamed Dong

A urologist surnamed Dong

A urologist surnamed Dong

A urologist surnamed Dong

A urologist surnamed Dong


There's a urologist here named Johnson.
 
2014-04-04 05:02:35 PM  
This practice is .... *Sunglasses*  Unsound....


/NOPE
 
2014-04-04 05:27:00 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-04 06:32:21 PM  
was it a double dutch rudder?
 
2014-04-05 04:48:16 AM  
Holy tap dancing Jesus on a farking cracker, WHY?!?!?!??!?!
 
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