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2014-04-04 12:30:59 AM  
5 votes:
Just in time for raturday.
2014-04-04 07:31:20 AM  
3 votes:

Slick Johnson: Of course subby . I always masturbate w/pics.

I use my hand. Less chance of paper cuts.
2014-04-04 02:25:56 AM  
3 votes:

Toilet rat is watching you defecate.
2014-04-04 01:55:15 AM  
3 votes:
2014-04-04 01:17:03 AM  
3 votes:
LOOK AT THEM! They're so
2014-04-03 11:50:07 PM  
3 votes:

2014-04-04 08:19:17 AM  
2 votes:
you ought to see the size of the rats on Capital Hill.
2014-04-04 08:46:28 AM  
1 vote:

Linux_Yes: Rats are not inherently any more dirty than any other animal in the wild.  they become dirty and disease infested when they live among humans.

in the wild, they are no dirtier than a squirrel.

But Squirrel's got personality, personality goes a long way.
2014-04-04 03:29:08 AM  
1 vote:
Of course subby . I always masturbate w/pics.
2014-04-04 03:27:55 AM  
1 vote:

calbert: [ image 450x240]


Obscure? Inconceivable!
2014-04-04 02:16:12 AM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: LOOK AT THEM! They're so cute.[ image 468x314]

Eww...that's just nasty.  There's a baby getting in their milk.

/I really want to visit the Karni Mata temple
//A 2ft pet rat would be rather snuggly, I bet
2014-04-04 02:09:35 AM  
1 vote:
2014-04-04 02:06:56 AM  
1 vote:

Badgers: [ image 245x184]

i don't know if i should go squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee or eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww...

/ i am so confused...
2014-04-04 01:57:11 AM  
1 vote:
fta This could be down to household waste being dumped around estates and the climate warming.

Only ourselves to blame. Al Gore warned us. Rising sea levels, storm surge, ceiling rats.
2014-04-04 01:56:09 AM  
1 vote:

calbert: [ image 450x240]


I don't think they exist
2014-04-04 01:29:20 AM  
1 vote:
Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet ... rat pudding ... or strawberry tart.
2014-04-04 01:28:00 AM  
1 vote:
Rat tat tat tat. I never hesitate to put a rodent on it's back.
2014-04-04 01:25:45 AM  
1 vote:
"Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats, and ten thousand peopleoids split into small tribes coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers..."
2014-04-04 01:18:30 AM  
1 vote:
Nicely done, subby.  An opportunity like that doesn't come around often.

2014-04-04 01:17:49 AM  
1 vote:

calbert: /obscure?


/I don't think they exist.
//never obscure.
2014-04-04 01:16:05 AM  
1 vote:
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