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(Mirror.co.uk)   Ceiling rat is watching you masturbate (w/pics)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 70
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2014-04-03 11:50:07 PM
goodcleanfunlife.com

/obscure?
 
2014-04-03 11:51:40 PM
Pest controller Marcus Giusti, who captured it, warned an invasion of monster-sized rats was possible after changes to EU law limits the use of poisons to kill them.

I hear beer works just dandy.
 
2014-04-04 12:30:59 AM
Just in time for raturday.
 
2014-04-04 01:16:05 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-04 01:17:03 AM
LOOK AT THEM! They're so cute.img.fark.net
 
2014-04-04 01:17:49 AM

calbert: /obscure?


R.O.U.Ses?

/I don't think they exist.
//never obscure.
 
2014-04-04 01:18:30 AM
Nicely done, subby.  An opportunity like that doesn't come around often.

+1
 
2014-04-04 01:25:03 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: LOOK AT THEM! They're so cute.[img.fark.net image 468x314]

img.fark.net

Oh look, it's another ad for that new del Toro TV show "The Strain"

/He is here
 
2014-04-04 01:25:45 AM
"Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats, and ten thousand peopleoids split into small tribes coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers..."
 
Rat
2014-04-04 01:25:53 AM
And you're doing it wrong

 
2014-04-04 01:28:00 AM
Rat tat tat tat. I never hesitate to put a rodent on it's back.
 
2014-04-04 01:29:20 AM
Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet ... rat pudding ... or strawberry tart.
 
2014-04-04 01:40:35 AM
Subby lied,  there aren't any masturbation pics in the article.
 
2014-04-04 01:40:49 AM
They could use rat-eating plants to be ecological: They are Earth-friendly! What could possibly go wrong?

frederickfoxtrott.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-04 01:44:42 AM

charlesmartel11235: [i.imgur.com image 700x420]


cdn.uproxx.com
 
2014-04-04 01:53:10 AM
I like watching women masturbate

If loving that is wrong then i don't want to be right
 
2014-04-04 01:55:15 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-04 01:56:09 AM

calbert: [goodcleanfunlife.com image 450x240]

/obscure?


I don't think they exist
 
2014-04-04 01:57:11 AM
fta This could be down to household waste being dumped around estates and the climate warming.

Only ourselves to blame. Al Gore warned us. Rising sea levels, storm surge, ceiling rats.
 
2014-04-04 01:58:21 AM

fusillade762: Pest controller Marcus Giusti, who captured it, warned an invasion of monster-sized rats was possible after changes to EU law limits the use of poisons to kill them.

I hear beer works just dandy.


Airsoft? Though I have no idea if that's legal over there.

You know, they eat those things in France. Maybe we should turn to rat for the global food crises.
 
2014-04-04 02:02:26 AM
Nice job subby.
 
2014-04-04 02:05:52 AM

ladyfortuna: fusillade762: Pest controller Marcus Giusti, who captured it, warned an invasion of monster-sized rats was possible after changes to EU law limits the use of poisons to kill them.

I hear beer works just dandy.

Airsoft? Though I have no idea if that's legal over there.

You know, they eat those things in France. Maybe we should turn to rat for the global food crises.


It tastes like, and cooks like, chicken.
 
2014-04-04 02:06:56 AM

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 245x184]


i don't know if i should go squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee or eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww...

/ i am so confused...
 
2014-04-04 02:09:35 AM
 
2014-04-04 02:13:08 AM
Dudes I seriously spit all over my phone seeing that pic how like ceiling cat that shiat is.. Holy shiat lol
 
2014-04-04 02:15:20 AM
Second paragraph says:

Terrified homeowner..
Can't tell that not funny as shiat..
 
2014-04-04 02:16:12 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: LOOK AT THEM! They're so cute.[img.fark.net image 468x314]


Eww...that's just nasty.  There's a baby getting in their milk.

/I really want to visit the Karni Mata temple
//A 2ft pet rat would be rather snuggly, I bet
 
2014-04-04 02:18:05 AM
OMG best part;

A family has told of their horror..

Holy shiat dying here..
 
2014-04-04 02:25:56 AM

i1.ytimg.com

Toilet rat is watching you defecate.
 
2014-04-04 02:32:31 AM
RatMaster999:
//A 2ft pet rat would be rather snuggly, I bet

You know those things will eat an incapacitated person, right? Happily?

/or so I've heard
 
2014-04-04 02:33:06 AM

ladyfortuna: RatMaster999:
//A 2ft pet rat would be rather snuggly, I bet

You know those things will eat an incapacitated person, right? Happily?

/or so I've heard


They start with the balls and the eyes.
 
2014-04-04 02:46:45 AM
Colin Watts told the Birmingham Mail: "One of the biggest I've seen must have been 14 or 15 inches long.

"That was just the body, without the tail. With its tail it would have been over 2ft. It was like a small cat."

This revelation comes just a matter of days after a huge rodent - dubbed "Ratzilla" - was snared in Sweden.

Holy shiat I'm dying here.. It's like every old man who claims to have almost caught the 2ft trout in their local lake, hilarious..
 
2014-04-04 02:58:15 AM
You call that a rat? Hah! In my day, they were too big to fit in the ceiling.

i.imgur.com

In a former communist country, rat fapped you!


/and we liked it!
 
2014-04-04 03:27:55 AM

calbert: [goodcleanfunlife.com image 450x240]

/obscure?


Obscure? Inconceivable!
 
2014-04-04 03:29:08 AM
Of course subby . I always masturbate w/pics.
 
2014-04-04 04:50:56 AM
What if it was Gadget from Rescue Rangers watching you masturbate?
 
2014-04-04 05:09:03 AM
After owning a pet rat or two and becoming accustomed to how friendly they are (they will prompt you to scratch them all day long), movies depicting rats as evil seem hilarious. The spell is broken and you know you are watching a bunch of movie animals specialist's trained pets. Hearing people shake with fright from what is possibly an escaped dumbo rat is cracking me up.

Once there was a huge spider in my house and I killed it. The body of it was so huge, like a small hamburger patty. the legs were short and hairy, and the thing ran across the bedroom walls with lightning speed. I sprayed ut with bathroom cleaners. Afterward, I looked up the species online and I felt bad after I realized I'd exterminated someone's pet tarantula.
 
2014-04-04 06:36:53 AM

UsikFark: ladyfortuna: fusillade762: Pest controller Marcus Giusti, who captured it, warned an invasion of monster-sized rats was possible after changes to EU law limits the use of poisons to kill them.

I hear beer works just dandy.

Airsoft? Though I have no idea if that's legal over there.

You know, they eat those things in France. Maybe we should turn to rat for the global food crises.

It tastes like, and cooks like, chicken.


emilycontois.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-04 07:25:55 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: After owning a pet rat or two and becoming accustomed to how friendly they are (they will prompt you to scratch them all day long), movies depicting rats as evil seem hilarious. The spell is broken and you know you are watching a bunch of movie animals specialist's trained pets. Hearing people shake with fright from what is possibly an escaped dumbo rat is cracking me up.

Once there was a huge spider in my house and I killed it. The body of it was so huge, like a small hamburger patty. the legs were short and hairy, and the thing ran across the bedroom walls with lightning speed. I sprayed ut with bathroom cleaners. Afterward, I looked up the species online and I felt bad after I realized I'd exterminated someone's pet tarantula.


Rats are intelligent, social animals. Spiders...well, they're f*cking creepy.
 
2014-04-04 07:28:33 AM

calbert: /obscure?


Nothing is obscure on fark.
 
2014-04-04 07:31:20 AM

Slick Johnson: Of course subby . I always masturbate w/pics.


I use my hand. Less chance of paper cuts.
 
2014-04-04 07:36:13 AM
Joke's on the rodent. I'm masturbating to rat porn!
 
2014-04-04 07:49:57 AM
The huge rodent, measuring 2ft from nose to tail, was captured in the loft of the Walters' home by pest control workers.

Aw it's just a baby; leave it alone!
 
2014-04-04 07:55:46 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: After owning a pet rat or two and becoming accustomed to how friendly they are (they will prompt you to scratch them all day long), movies depicting rats as evil seem hilarious. The spell is broken and you know you are watching a bunch of movie animals specialist's trained pets. Hearing people shake with fright from what is possibly an escaped dumbo rat is cracking me up.


Feral rats ain't pet rats. They have no problem biting and clawing people & pets, and they're one of the most common rabies vectors; an infected rat is basically the violent tweaker of the rat world. The shot schedule you have to go through after getting bit SUCKS.

Sure a wild fat rat might be docile, but I wouldn't bet on it. I bet most could be tamed though.
 
2014-04-04 07:59:18 AM
We're gonna need a bigger cat...
 
2014-04-04 08:01:43 AM

Mralterego: Colin Watts told the Birmingham Mail: "One of the biggest I've seen must have been 14 or 15 inches long.

"That was just the body, without the tail. With its tail it would have been over 2ft. It was like a small cat."

This revelation comes just a matter of days after a huge rodent - dubbed "Ratzilla" - was snared in Sweden.

Holy shiat I'm dying here.. It's like every old man who claims to have almost caught the 2ft trout in their local lake, hilarious..


I came to see if the norwegian giant rat was the subject of the article. that one was amazing. it gnawed through concrete. but maybe it was soft concrete like andy dufresne did.
 
2014-04-04 08:08:14 AM
I am not skilled at these things, but the first pic in that article looks like it would blend almost seamlessly into the classic "Ceiling Cat" picture as an animated .gif, or even this one:

htstatic.ibsrv.net

Please, someone with time to waste...
 
2014-04-04 08:18:43 AM

Squilax: I am not skilled at these things, but the first pic in that article looks like it would blend almost seamlessly into the classic "Ceiling Cat" picture as an animated .gif, or even this one:

[htstatic.ibsrv.net image 799x531]

Please, someone with time to waste...


Holy crap, that cat was on Arakas!!!!  Spice must flow!
 
2014-04-04 08:19:17 AM
you ought to see the size of the rats on Capital Hill.
 
2014-04-04 08:21:27 AM
Rats are not inherently any more dirty than any other animal in the wild.  they become dirty and disease infested when they live among humans.

in the wild, they are no dirtier than a squirrel.
 
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