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(Daily Mail)   "Mr. Philips, who was dressed in lingerie, said: 'I know why he chained him to the tree. It's something he does when we go fishing and stuff because the kid has a tendency of going all over the place"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
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2014-04-03 10:42:01 PM  
5 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Unfortunately the article has a picture of Mr Philips dressed up in lingerie :/


s2.quickmeme.com
2014-04-04 12:11:29 AM  
3 votes:

whatshisname: Looks trustworthy...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x533]


Just doing his best Trevor Philips Impression

i1.ytimg.com
2014-04-04 12:32:54 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
This is their other brother
2014-04-04 12:12:57 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

It's bedtime anyway.....
2014-04-04 12:10:45 AM  
2 votes:
So the man likes lingerie.  Would you have the same reaction to a woman in boxes and a white tank top?

Probably a very upstanding Wall Street Banker by day and, like mentioned, probably a themed party.  Even if this is just who he is, why use that against him?

I bet you pee in public restrooms.  Do you know what kind of diseases those places hold?  And you're judging a man by what he wears.

Phah.
2014-04-03 08:26:00 PM  
2 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Unfortunately the article has a picture of Mr Philips dressed up in lingerie :/


Indeed it does and I think the only conclusion you can come to is he is never going to be on a Victoria Secrets special.
2014-04-03 07:39:46 PM  
2 votes:
Unfortunately the article has a picture of Mr Philips dressed up in lingerie :/
2014-04-04 10:09:05 PM  
1 votes:
The formal evening gloves really tie that ensemble together.
2014-04-04 10:22:44 AM  
1 votes:
HAHA

OH WOW

I am getting this entire article tattooed on my arm, ala McDonalds receipt guy.
2014-04-04 05:59:13 AM  
1 votes:
And the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.
2014-04-04 12:48:32 AM  
1 votes:

JoieD'Zen: What kind of women can he pull anyhow?


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2014-04-04 12:34:25 AM  
1 votes:

mrlewish: All you women out there.. Stop having sex with men with ears that stick out and kind of point away at the top.  Lots of mug shots that I see have this feature.


What kind of women can he pull anyhow? Why would they have his baby?

/so confused
2014-04-04 12:31:30 AM  
1 votes:
Okay but the road rash isn't their fault. If the kid would've stood up and been a man about his punishment he wouldn't have that problem.
2014-04-04 12:27:15 AM  
1 votes:
All you women out there.. Stop having sex with men with ears that stick out and kind of point away at the top.  Lots of mug shots that I see have this feature.
2014-04-04 12:22:23 AM  
1 votes:
Seriously, if he had enough money he would have just anesthetized the kid with whatever ADD drugs the moneyed set has and he wouldn't have to worry about him. Redneck solutions are so much tackier than the equivalent civilized solutions.

Also, the lingerie pic...Hot!
2014-04-04 12:19:34 AM  
1 votes:
Son, 'member that time I got thrown in jail cuz I chained you to a tree to smoke some drugs with ma buddy? Good times we had back then. This whole article reads like an extended Jack Handy bit.
2014-04-04 12:18:50 AM  
1 votes:

whatshisname: Looks trustworthy...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x533]


Is that a coin purse tucked in his brassier? Doesn't he kinda have that cocaine look to him?
2014-04-04 12:11:51 AM  
1 votes:
Really strange booking photos; neither one of them had a black eye or fat lip from falling down at the police station.
2014-04-04 12:00:23 AM  
1 votes:
Is it possible that the reason he was in lingerie was that the party that was going on was a themed one? Not just his normal party outfit?
2014-04-03 11:56:01 PM  
1 votes:
Looks trustworthy...

i.dailymail.co.uk
FNG [TotalFark]
2014-04-03 08:33:41 PM  
1 votes:
georgewasthatwrong.jpg
2014-04-03 07:28:44 PM  
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

/window seat.
2014-04-03 07:23:25 PM  
1 votes:
That's one farked up family.
 
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