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(Daily Mail)   "Mr. Philips, who was dressed in lingerie, said: 'I know why he chained him to the tree. It's something he does when we go fishing and stuff because the kid has a tendency of going all over the place"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 65
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2014-04-03 07:23:25 PM
That's one farked up family.
 
2014-04-03 07:26:47 PM

fusillade762: That's one farked up family.


Good grief, no joke.
 
2014-04-03 07:28:44 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

/window seat.
 
2014-04-03 07:39:46 PM
Unfortunately the article has a picture of Mr Philips dressed up in lingerie :/
 
2014-04-03 08:26:00 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Unfortunately the article has a picture of Mr Philips dressed up in lingerie :/


Indeed it does and I think the only conclusion you can come to is he is never going to be on a Victoria Secrets special.
 
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2014-04-03 08:33:41 PM
georgewasthatwrong.jpg
 
2014-04-03 09:49:08 PM

Prey4reign: Bathia_Mapes: Unfortunately the article has a picture of Mr Philips dressed up in lingerie :/

Indeed it does and I think the only conclusion you can come to is he is never going to be on a Victoria Secrets special.


And for that I'm eternally grateful
 
2014-04-03 10:21:37 PM
And I thought I had a funny uncle.
 
2014-04-03 10:38:10 PM
They're smoking more than pot
 
2014-04-03 10:42:01 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Unfortunately the article has a picture of Mr Philips dressed up in lingerie :/


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-04-03 11:35:01 PM

xanadian: Bathia_Mapes: Unfortunately the article has a picture of Mr Philips dressed up in lingerie :/

[s2.quickmeme.com image 625x466]


Heh! Whatever floats your boat, man. :-D
 
2014-04-03 11:56:01 PM
Looks trustworthy...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-04-04 12:00:23 AM
Is it possible that the reason he was in lingerie was that the party that was going on was a themed one? Not just his normal party outfit?
 
2014-04-04 12:01:15 AM

whatshisname: Looks trustworthy...


I didn't know trust looked like Charles Manson.
 
2014-04-04 12:04:21 AM

whatshisname: Looks trustworthy...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x533]


I didn't know Reggie Ledoux embraced his feminine side.
 
2014-04-04 12:07:41 AM
You know he cares because he chains him to a tree instead of letting him run off unsupervised.

/horrible people
 
2014-04-04 12:10:45 AM
So the man likes lingerie.  Would you have the same reaction to a woman in boxes and a white tank top?

Probably a very upstanding Wall Street Banker by day and, like mentioned, probably a themed party.  Even if this is just who he is, why use that against him?

I bet you pee in public restrooms.  Do you know what kind of diseases those places hold?  And you're judging a man by what he wears.

Phah.
 
2014-04-04 12:11:29 AM

whatshisname: Looks trustworthy...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x533]


Just doing his best Trevor Philips Impression

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-04-04 12:11:51 AM
Really strange booking photos; neither one of them had a black eye or fat lip from falling down at the police station.
 
2014-04-04 12:12:57 AM
i.imgur.com

It's bedtime anyway.....
 
2014-04-04 12:18:50 AM

whatshisname: Looks trustworthy...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x533]


Is that a coin purse tucked in his brassier? Doesn't he kinda have that cocaine look to him?
 
2014-04-04 12:19:34 AM
Son, 'member that time I got thrown in jail cuz I chained you to a tree to smoke some drugs with ma buddy? Good times we had back then. This whole article reads like an extended Jack Handy bit.
 
2014-04-04 12:20:25 AM

whatshisname: Looks trustworthy...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x533]


Is it time to call for a Utah tag yet? I lived there fifteen years. It qualifies with this. Thanks.
 
2014-04-04 12:22:23 AM
Seriously, if he had enough money he would have just anesthetized the kid with whatever ADD drugs the moneyed set has and he wouldn't have to worry about him. Redneck solutions are so much tackier than the equivalent civilized solutions.

Also, the lingerie pic...Hot!
 
2014-04-04 12:27:15 AM
All you women out there.. Stop having sex with men with ears that stick out and kind of point away at the top.  Lots of mug shots that I see have this feature.
 
2014-04-04 12:31:30 AM
Okay but the road rash isn't their fault. If the kid would've stood up and been a man about his punishment he wouldn't have that problem.
 
2014-04-04 12:32:54 AM
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This is their other brother
 
2014-04-04 12:33:49 AM

Creoena: whatshisname: Looks trustworthy...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x533]

Just doing his best Trevor Philips Impression

[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


This is what I came for!
 
2014-04-04 12:34:25 AM

mrlewish: All you women out there.. Stop having sex with men with ears that stick out and kind of point away at the top.  Lots of mug shots that I see have this feature.


What kind of women can he pull anyhow? Why would they have his baby?

/so confused
 
2014-04-04 12:34:47 AM
See this is why I don't have kids
 
2014-04-04 12:48:32 AM

JoieD'Zen: What kind of women can he pull anyhow?


30.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-04 01:06:47 AM

fusillade762: That's one farked up family.


Yep.


Also, do NOT read the story linked below about the bravest little wildcat in the world. It has a very sad ending. :(
 
2014-04-04 01:14:27 AM
This is a new low even for the Daily Mail.
 
2014-04-04 01:28:00 AM

suelswalker: Is it possible that the reason he was in lingerie was that the party that was going on was a themed one? Not just his normal party outfit?


People like that don't have enough money for themed parties.
 
2014-04-04 01:30:22 AM

JoieD'Zen: mrlewish: All you women out there.. Stop having sex with men with ears that stick out and kind of point away at the top.  Lots of mug shots that I see have this feature.

What kind of women can he pull anyhow? Why would they have his baby?

/so confused


Meth is a helluva drug
 
2014-04-04 02:08:52 AM

xanadian: Bathia_Mapes: Unfortunately the article has a picture of Mr Philips dressed up in lingerie :/

[s2.quickmeme.com image 625x466]


i391.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-04 02:10:11 AM
Also, really? I'm the first on this?

i391.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-04 02:15:32 AM
Also, how the Fark are those leash backpacks legal? That just screams "I am gonna be farked up to my kid".
 
2014-04-04 02:20:06 AM

roc6783: Also, how the Fark are those leash backpacks legal? That just screams "I am gonna be farked up to my kid".


Think of a mom with 3 kids standing on a subway platform.  Those could be the difference between life and death for whichever one she can't get a hand on.
 
2014-04-04 02:20:58 AM
Pass. He's no Norman Reedus.
 
2014-04-04 02:29:47 AM
@Squiggs (sorry can't quote on phone) - and? Natural selection ain't got time for that. On a less serious note, if the answer is leashing your kid, you're doing it wrong.
 
2014-04-04 02:30:14 AM

cgraves67: You know he cares because he chains him to a tree instead of letting him run off unsupervised.

/horrible people


For all you know his last kid ran off unsupervised and drowned.  He's being extra careful with this one.
Don't judge a parent for being too protective. You don't know what it's like out there these days.
 
2014-04-04 02:37:50 AM

SquiggsIN: roc6783: Also, how the Fark are those leash backpacks legal? That just screams "I am gonna be farked up to my kid".

Think of a mom with 3 kids standing on a subway platform.  Those could be the difference between life and death for whichever one she can't get a hand on.


They aren't they are used against some parents as a sign of neglect on the parents part when it comes to child abuse cases as a sign that the parents don't have control over their child's behaviour. Then after the Ricky Holland case a the company that manufactured them stopped. It's best to teach your kids to behave and have control of your children at all times.
 
2014-04-04 02:46:30 AM

roc6783: @Squiggs (sorry can't quote on phone) - and? Natural selection ain't got time for that. On a less serious note, if the answer is leashing your kid, you're doing it wrong.


Something tells me that getting chained to trees is not only the least of the kids worries, but by all accounts (and we only have his uncle's, I know), this is damned fine parenting (perspectively), as the kid seems to have plenty going on round about him to be protected from getting himself into.

/can't believe I'm actually serious :-/
 
2014-04-04 02:52:47 AM

alice_600: It's best to teach your kids to behave and have control of your children at all times.


Yes, and that is 100% unrealistic.  Kids misbehave.  Kids minds wander.  Kids forget to pay attention to you.

I don't have children but I have 18 neices and nephews. You're telling another parents they can keep control of their kids 100% of the time?  You have no kids or you're completely delusional.
 
2014-04-04 02:57:01 AM
SquiggsIN: I don't have children but I have 18 nieces and nephews.

3 step-brothers, 2 sisters, and a sister in law
oldest to youngest : 5 kids, 3 kids, 3 kids, 2 kids, 3 kids, 2 kids

The one with 5 converted to Catholicism.  His wife's a real biatch.
 
2014-04-04 02:58:33 AM
No I am saying pay enough attention to your kids that you don't need to leash them like a farking dog. If you're on a subway platform and they are old enough to run onto the tracks, make them all hold hands with you holding the youngest. Siblings love tattling on each other, use that.
 
2014-04-04 03:00:04 AM

SquiggsIN: SquiggsIN: I don't have children but I have 18 nieces and nephews.

3 step-brothers, 2 sisters, and a sister in law
oldest to youngest : 5 kids, 3 kids, 3 kids, 2 kids, 3 kids, 2 kids

The one with 5 converted to Catholicism.  His wife's a real biatch.


So...Every Sperm is Sacred?
 
2014-04-04 03:02:30 AM
Also, your level of attention should be proportional to the danger of the surroundings - subway platform, eagle eye, fenced in playground with only your kids there, do a head count every now and then and respond to crying that lasts more than 2 minutes.
 
2014-04-04 03:07:05 AM

suelswalker: Is it possible that the reason he was in lingerie was that the party that was going on was a themed one? Not just his normal party outfit?


NO
 
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