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(The Daily Meal)   The 11 Best Frozen Pizzas, for when eating good pizza is not an option   ( divider line
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11318 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Apr 2014 at 6:00 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-03 05:23:28 PM  
7 votes:
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2014-04-03 04:27:55 PM  
7 votes:
2014-04-03 06:07:18 PM  
5 votes:
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2014-04-03 06:28:47 PM  
4 votes:

UrinalPooper: Digiorno's Deep Dish is pretty good; I also enjoy the Dr. Oetker's.

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(hot like I enjoy my pizza)

My brain can't process that photo. Where was that slice cut from? How the heck is it being lifted that way with a fork?
2014-04-03 04:41:05 PM  
4 votes:
The bottom five could have all been replaced by Red Baron.
2014-04-03 05:18:03 PM  
3 votes:
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Is that one even frozen or just refrigerated?
2014-04-03 04:46:21 PM  
3 votes:
In the event that
1. you used to like Tombstone's 30 years ago,
2. these days not so much, and
3. you live in Wisconsin,

you'll love these

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...made from the old Tombstone recipe that didn't get sold to Kraft
2014-04-03 06:44:07 PM  
2 votes:
Get the fark out of here with that list.

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I prefer this over pretty much any other "fresh" pizza in the DFW area.
2014-04-03 06:30:47 PM  
2 votes:
A Totino's and a quart of ice cold milk is one of my favorite meals.
2014-04-03 06:24:45 PM  
2 votes:
If I'm going to eat a frozen pizza, it's because I want something that isn't trying to resemble a real pizza. I want something extra crappy, but delicious, like a Totino's Party Pizza with that weird sausage dust:

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When you live in a college town, there's no excuse for eating frozen pizza.
2014-04-03 06:19:34 PM  
2 votes:
Shoulda had Jack's Pizza on there. Religious bachelor food. Cheap & Tasty
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2014-04-03 06:12:35 PM  
2 votes:
1. Stouffer's French Bread pizza not on the list, really?

2. The only way Celeste shows up on a list of the 11 best frozen pizzas is if there are only 11 kinds of frozen pizza.
2014-04-03 06:12:33 PM  
2 votes:
Digiorno's Deep Dish is pretty good; I also enjoy the Dr. Oetker's. Full Size

(hot like I enjoy my pizza)
2014-04-03 06:10:42 PM  
2 votes:
I've eaten pizza you people wouldn't believe. Delivery cars on fire on the shoulder of the highway. I watched it's high beams glitter in the dark near Tannenbaum Gates apartments. All those calories will be lost in time, like beers after a frame. Time... for a... pie.
2014-04-03 06:08:05 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-04-03 06:02:01 PM  
2 votes:

jaylectricity: Celeste nullifies the validity of that list.

2014-04-03 05:04:57 PM  
2 votes:
California Pizza Kitchen thin crust is one of the best, IMO.
2014-04-03 04:59:42 PM  
2 votes:
Celeste nullifies the validity of that list.
2014-04-04 02:04:55 PM  
1 vote:

spawn73: Civilized people, read Europeans, tend not to eat with their fingers unless circumstances means that they have to. Such as a picnic

card game, which is where sandwiches were eaten at the time of their invention.

2014-04-03 10:34:20 PM  
1 vote:
Headline: "The eleven best"

Actual content: "Here's eleven random pizzas compared only to each other"
2014-04-03 08:54:22 PM  
1 vote:

cards fan by association: I've never had a frozen pizza that was better than a Little Ceasar's Hot 'N Ready. Any of them worth eating are handily more expensive and require a larger time investment as well.

Little Ceasar's IS frozen pizza.
2014-04-03 07:20:42 PM  
1 vote:
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Cheap, drunk-ass, bachelor chow. Better than a lot of delivery.  $5.00 bucks, max.
2014-04-03 07:15:34 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-04-03 06:59:43 PM  
1 vote:

Kibbler: Oh look, it's another "your opinion on pizza sucks" thread.

I wonder what scintillating original ideas will be expressed this time!

Well, not yours obviously. But there have been some good and even great suggestions in this thread. Not that you'll read them from your high horse.
2014-04-03 06:56:57 PM  
1 vote:
Cut up some mushrooms, onions, olives and whatever and add it to a Tombstone with a little more cheese. Bake it till the crust is done, then broil it till the top is done.
2014-04-03 06:48:11 PM  
1 vote:
DiGorno's are surprisingly good - their thin crust is especially good.

But I will admit...once in a inner 8 year old demands....and gets...a cheapo totino's hamburger.  My tastebuds are happy for abut 3 minutes...and my stomach is pissed for 3 hours.
2014-04-03 06:47:57 PM  
1 vote:
This is what has been doing it for me lately.

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/ Garlic dipping sauce!!!
2014-04-03 06:46:19 PM  
1 vote:

TerminalEchoes: jaylectricity: Celeste nullifies the validity of that list.


Thirded.  Totino's Party Pizzas are miles better than Celeste "pizzas", and Totino's are what I would call the low end of the edibility spectrum of pizza.  They are, however, the pizza most improved by being cooked on a Presto Pizzaz (or similar rotating pizza cooker device).

I did like that the testers pointed out that the sauce on Tombstone pizzas left them wanting.  That's my entire problem with Tombstone pizzas, but it's worse than just the sauce leaving me wanting: the sauce actually scares me.  You know how you can pour things on frozen pizzas before cooking to change the flavor a bit, like hot sauce?  Usually that flavor sinks into the pizza sauce, but now with Tombstone pizzas.  That pizza sauce is some kind of water-repulsing substance; NOTHING soaks into it.  Instead of the sauce tasting different, you taste the hot sauce, THEN the original pizza sauce separately.  And the pizza sauce is farking gross.

Oh yes, the list fails without this:

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Admittedly you have to have a Costco card to get them, but these things are among the tastiest frozen pizzas I've ever had.  I've had better - just about anything with rising crust will beat them - but they're the king of non-rising crust pizzas.

Also, if you happen to be in an area that has a Kroger-brand store (which is damn near the whole country):

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Way better than DiGiorno if you ask me.  And several bucks cheaper.
2014-04-03 06:24:58 PM  
1 vote:

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Stouffer's French Bread pizza not on the list, really?

^This.  Grew up on that stuff.

/And Bagel Bites
2014-04-03 06:16:14 PM  
1 vote:

UrinalPooper: Digiorno's Deep Dish is pretty good; I also enjoy the Dr. Oetker's.

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(hot like I enjoy my pizza)

That looks tasty enough.  But there's some terrible terrible photoshopping going on.
2014-04-03 06:13:32 PM  
1 vote:
These brick oven ones are of the best frozen pizzas out there that I've tried.  Sadly my area is lacking in decent pizza places.  I'd rather spend $4-6 on this than pizza hut or something for $10 or other local places for $16..

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2014-04-03 06:12:47 PM  
1 vote:
Dr. Oetker for me .
2014-04-03 06:11:17 PM  
1 vote:
/you people?
2014-04-03 06:10:29 PM  
1 vote:

minoridiot: I don't care what anyone says, I like Tony's Mexican Pizza

Tony's Mexican Pizza was the best pizza those guys made, the cornmeal crust was killer, and I'm surprised nobody else does that. Too bad it's no longer made
2014-04-03 06:09:13 PM  
1 vote:
My kids fave

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2014-04-03 06:08:30 PM  
1 vote:
I was a picky eater growing up. If it wasn't for Tombstone pizzas I would have starved to death.
2014-04-03 06:07:44 PM  
1 vote:
This makes my inner chef weep
2014-04-03 06:07:34 PM  
1 vote:
The DiGiorno deep dish they dont make anymore was good.
2014-04-03 06:07:14 PM  
1 vote:

timujin: [ image 336x336]

I'm with you. When you're aiming low you might well go all the way down. Chase it with a $10 bottle of whiskey for the full experience.
2014-04-03 06:06:18 PM  
1 vote:
The Aldi's 4 meat pizza and a bottle of Winking Owl Shiraz isn't a bad meal when you're down to your last $6.
2014-04-03 06:04:48 PM  
1 vote:
Now I want pizza rolls....
2014-04-03 05:19:37 PM  
1 vote:
Used to like Kraft Delissio pizzas...nowadays, they taste like the cardboard box. That's what happens when you substitute cheaper ingredients.


/u suck
2014-04-03 05:00:15 PM  
1 vote:
I don't care what anyone says, I like Tony's Mexican Pizza
2014-04-03 04:34:19 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-04-03 04:26:59 PM  
1 vote:
I've never liked frozen pizza.
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