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(WTSP)   Not news: Man wants cremains placed in a jar. Fark: Specifically a Duke's mayonnaise jar   ( divider line
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2014-04-03 02:23:07 PM  
4 votes:
What, he too good for a Folgers can?
2014-04-03 04:14:37 PM  
3 votes:

emotion_lotion: At my Mom's house, she has my dad's remains in a tupperware containder and my gandma's remains in a paper bag.
2014-04-03 04:19:49 PM  
2 votes:
Is it because he died too oily?
2014-04-03 08:20:22 PM  
1 vote:
2014-04-03 04:18:58 PM  
1 vote:
Best Foods is better than Hellmann's
2014-04-03 04:18:42 PM  
1 vote:
And then kept on Funk and Wagnall's porch until noon?
2014-04-03 04:12:47 PM  
1 vote:

naughtyrev: What, he too good for a Folgers can?

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