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(WTSP)   Not news: Man wants cremains placed in a jar. Fark: Specifically a Duke's mayonnaise jar   (wtsp.com) divider line 7
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2014-04-03 04:48:40 PM  
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Combustion: Agent Smiths Laugh: Mirrorz: [i.imgur.com image 700x493]

That's pretty much as wrong as anything can ever get without bloodshed directly involved.

/though it would be as a result

A guy on our local sports radio was telling a story about how he got nailed by the ol "put mayo in a donut" trick. Just thinking about it....barf-o-rama.


well, if they had used Miracle whip, they probably would not have been able to tell the difference between that and the Boston Cream.

haters gonna hate... miracle whip is not mayo... it's Salad or sandwich dressing"

Mayo is one of the mother sauces..

In any case, there is a certain regional loyalty to Dukes mayo. Also known as Saurs. I will say I'm part of that regional exclusion zone and find Hellmans to be decent and nothing at wrong with it, more vinegary if anything, while Dukes tastes like.... "home"

miracle whip seems to be some kind of northern or midwestern thing to me.
2014-04-03 04:27:49 PM  
1 votes:

erb4230: Interesting Florida tag. But it's not happening in Florida.


THIS.
2014-04-03 04:25:09 PM  
1 votes:
cremains

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2014-04-03 04:21:59 PM  
1 votes:
Interesting Florida tag. But it's not happening in Florida.
2014-04-03 04:19:44 PM  
1 votes:

DarkVader: bearded clamorer: [www.savingwithshellie.com image 240x240]

Duke's sucks

Anyone who thinks Miracle Whip is better than mayonnaise of any kind should be cremated alive and stored in a dirty Miracle Whip jar.


Feel free to cremate me. Mayonnaise is gross. Miracle Whip isn't my favorite but at least it's edible, unlike mayo.

/Hasn't had either one in over a year
2014-04-03 04:16:03 PM  
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bearded clamorer: [www.savingwithshellie.com image 240x240]

Duke's sucks


Anyone who thinks Miracle Whip is better than mayonnaise of any kind should be cremated alive and stored in a dirty Miracle Whip jar.
2014-04-03 02:23:07 PM  
1 votes:
What, he too good for a Folgers can?

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