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(WTSP)   Not news: Man wants cremains placed in a jar. Fark: Specifically a Duke's mayonnaise jar   (wtsp.com) divider line 57
    More: Florida, mayonnaise, mayonnaise jar, jars  
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2014-04-03 06:28:24 PM  
Blue Plate
 
2014-04-03 06:57:07 PM  
My old man went out in a Maxwell House can.

/Good to the last drop
//Miss ya Dad
 
2014-04-03 07:41:51 PM  
Sell Mortimer! Sell!
 
2014-04-03 08:20:22 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-04-03 09:51:09 PM  
I want my remains put in a glass dildo to be used in lesbian porn films.
 
2014-04-03 10:49:31 PM  

lake_huron: [s3.amazonaws.com image 489x771]
[s3.amazonaws.com image 447x1064]


Again, something I will have to take your word for it because I won't be trying the material you are comparing it to.
 
2014-04-04 07:47:28 AM  

MagSeven: [moviesfilmsmotionpictures.files.wordpress.com image 630x269]
Plainview: Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
Eli Sunday: No...
Plainview: You slithered out of your mother's filth.
Eli Sunday: No.
Plainview: They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece!
Eli Sunday: No!


I dropped in to leave this - happy someone else does the work!  Best scene in the movie.
 
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