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(The Raw Story)   Authorities say Fort Hood Shoot showed no signs of Suicidal Tendencies, so they considered him a Minor Threat   (rawstory.com) divider line 161
    More: Followup, Fort Hood, no symbol, John McHugh, Washington Navy Yard, U.S. Army, violence  
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2014-04-03 01:52:57 PM  
Well, he wasn't a suicidal failure after all. He didn't have small man, big mouth syndrome either.
 
2014-04-03 02:02:10 PM  
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2014-04-03 02:03:42 PM  
These pun threads always turn into circle jerks.
 
2014-04-03 02:07:54 PM  

Nabb1: These pun threads always turn into circle jerks.


Because most farkers are all fugazi in the head.
 
2014-04-03 02:09:37 PM  

dr_blasto: Nabb1: These pun threads always turn into circle jerks.

Because most farkers are all fugazi in the head.


Just a bunch of meat puppets.
 
2014-04-03 02:12:21 PM  

Nogrhi: dr_blasto: Nabb1: These pun threads always turn into circle jerks.

Because most farkers are all fugazi in the head.

Just a bunch of meat puppets.


Someone really ought to spray this place down with a can of black flag.
 
2014-04-03 02:17:10 PM  

dr_blasto: Nogrhi: dr_blasto: Nabb1: These pun threads always turn into circle jerks.

Because most farkers are all fugazi in the head.

Just a bunch of meat puppets.

Someone really ought to spray this place down with a can of black flag.


The fat farkers I never worry about, it's the Skinny Puppies that scare me
 
2014-04-03 02:19:36 PM  

Nabb1: These pun threads always turn into circle jerks.



To be expected from a bunch of misfits.
 
2014-04-03 02:27:35 PM  
When are we, as a nation, going to sit down like adults and discuss pun control?
 
2014-04-03 02:36:22 PM  
I'm not sure I'm completely comfortable with you degenerates making a joke out of this topic.
 
2014-04-03 02:50:59 PM  
So many good names for metal bands in that headline
 
2014-04-03 03:22:18 PM  

what_now: I'm not sure I'm completely comfortable with you degenerates making a joke out of this topic.


it is kind of crass. farkers are really just a bunch of undeveloped cro mags.
 
2014-04-03 03:25:30 PM  

what_now: I'm not sure I'm completely comfortable with you degenerates making a joke out of this topic.


Oh, don't let it give you a case of the cramps.
 
2014-04-03 03:55:59 PM  
He was of average height, it's the dwarves that scare me.
 
2014-04-03 03:56:05 PM  

what_now: I'm not sure I'm completely comfortable with you degenerates making a joke out of this topic.


Oh c'mon, you know these things always devolve into circle jerks...
 
2014-04-03 03:59:53 PM  

dr_blasto: Nogrhi: dr_blasto: Nabb1: These pun threads always turn into circle jerks.

Because most farkers are all fugazi in the head.

Just a bunch of meat puppets.

Someone really ought to spray this place down with a can of black flag.


Only vandals would do that
 
2014-04-03 04:02:21 PM  

Nogrhi: dr_blasto: Nabb1: These pun threads always turn into circle jerks.

Because most farkers are all fugazi in the head.

Just a bunch of meat puppets.


With bad brains
 
2014-04-03 04:02:51 PM  

Wait... something IS obscure on Fark?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerates
 
2014-04-03 04:16:00 PM  
I don't want to judge, but this sort of thing seems all too common with the youth of today.
 
2014-04-03 04:46:52 PM  

what_now: Wait... something IS obscure on Fark?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerates


Don't tell me you dropped the ball. The Cramps?
 
2014-04-03 05:05:28 PM  
Ivan Lopez

Is Ivan a traditional Puerto Rican name?
 
2014-04-03 05:05:30 PM  
He was just out of step with society.
 
2014-04-03 05:06:19 PM  

Nabb1: what_now: Wait... something IS obscure on Fark?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerates

Don't tell me you dropped the ball. The Cramps?


He was looking for a new kind of kick.
 
2014-04-03 05:06:25 PM  
Sometimes good guys don't wear white.
 
2014-04-03 05:06:38 PM  
And then, a Massive Attack
 
2014-04-03 05:06:44 PM  
Maybe someday we'll find a Cure for this guy's troubles.  Maybe they should've transferred him to Joy Division.
 
2014-04-03 05:07:18 PM  
Won't somebody think of the descendants?
 
2014-04-03 05:08:04 PM  
Someday we'll look back and laugh.
 
2014-04-03 05:08:27 PM  
So his personality was just Rancid?
 
2014-04-03 05:08:52 PM  

dr_blasto: Nogrhi: dr_blasto: Nabb1: These pun threads always turn into circle jerks.

Because most farkers are all fugazi in the head.

Just a bunch of meat puppets.

Someone really ought to spray this place down with a can of black flag.



Then you would have nothing but a bunch of dead milkmen.
 
2014-04-03 05:08:56 PM  
The drugs didnt give him the attitude adjustment they hoped for.  Poor family, he'll be a digrace to his descendents.
 
2014-04-03 05:09:01 PM  

fusillade762: Ivan Lopez

Is Ivan a traditional Puerto Rican name?


I work with a guy named Ivan. He's Mexican, though.

/cool story? That REMains to be seen.
 
2014-04-03 05:09:10 PM  
Guess he had to kill captain stupid.
 
2014-04-03 05:09:16 PM  
He was really sick of the shiat he saw on Television.
 
2014-04-03 05:09:59 PM  
There is too much dischord in the world.
 
2014-04-03 05:10:02 PM  

3horn: [img1.etsystatic.com image 560x397]


Done in two.

*applause*
 
2014-04-03 05:10:18 PM  
blink-182
 
2014-04-03 05:10:24 PM  

dr_blasto: Nabb1: These pun threads always turn into circle jerks.

Because most farkers are all fugazi in the head.


Truly a bunch of adolescents.
 
2014-04-03 05:10:28 PM  
These band puns are going over like a Led Zeppelin, I see.
 
2014-04-03 05:11:40 PM  
It's not just Islam that's a bad religion.
 
2014-04-03 05:11:53 PM  
Was he exposed to agent Orange?
 
2014-04-03 05:12:00 PM  
oh man, you guys are dagnasty
 
2014-04-03 05:12:17 PM  
He had not the craziness. You are the one who had craziness.
 
2014-04-03 05:12:30 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Guess he had to kill captain stupid.


He joined the new army. The ST army.

/how could he laugh tomorrow when he couldn't even smile today?
 
2014-04-03 05:12:31 PM  

Syder: Truly a bunch of adolescents.


And wasted youth...
 
2014-04-03 05:13:03 PM  
Wait 'til The Presidents of the United States hear about this.
 
2014-04-03 05:13:21 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: These band puns are going over like a Led Zeppelin, I see.


I Fear that most people are getting the Damned concept wrong.

It's not just bands, but punk bands.
 
2014-04-03 05:13:34 PM  
Too bad he didn't join Jody Foster's Army...
 
2014-04-03 05:13:59 PM  
They have to stop giving depressed people ambien. They should give them X.

/that's it for me.
 
2014-04-03 05:14:19 PM  
I blame The Queers.
 
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