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(The Local)   "Ummm... I might have had a stroke but I can hear you talking about my body parts for organ donation"   ( ) divider line
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7777 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Apr 2014 at 4:21 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-03 04:30:59 PM  
4 votes:
2014-04-03 04:50:41 PM  
3 votes:
I had a stroke this morning at work. I did it before anyone else got here though, so it's cool.
2014-04-03 04:29:18 PM  
2 votes:
Schrodinger's Swede is dead.
Schrodinger's Swede is alive.
2014-04-03 02:42:57 PM  
2 votes:
Luckily, he was able to see another doctor, who upgraded his condition to "alive".
2014-04-03 05:15:23 PM  
1 vote:
Was he in autopsy room 5?
2014-04-03 05:12:14 PM  
1 vote:
"Meh, I've seen worse.  Bring him in."
2014-04-03 04:49:21 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe it's been a while since I've heard it, but I remember lots of drums and guitar in The Stroke, but no organ.
2014-04-03 04:48:10 PM  
1 vote:
I'm giving up a kidney this spring.

I think I'm going to write all over my torso with a sharpie beforehand  "LEFT KIDNEY! NOT the heart. NOT the lungs. NOT the liver. LEFT KIDNEY!!"

Or maybe I should get tattooed like this:
2014-04-03 04:43:22 PM  
1 vote:
WTF story in the side bar(?)
2014-04-03 04:39:27 PM  
1 vote:

Cpl.D: I'm an organ donor.  If I snuff it, part me out like ruined Buick.  I won't care.  There won't be an I to care.

I'm not an organ donor because when I die there won't be any usable parts left.

/going out in a bloody smear like I came in
2014-04-03 04:35:39 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a bad movie on USA at 10am
2014-04-03 04:34:04 PM  
1 vote:
These are not the lungs you're looking for.
2014-04-03 04:32:53 PM  
1 vote:
Like the Good Book says, ashes to ashes, dust to Duke's.
2014-04-03 04:27:13 PM  
1 vote:
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