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(The Local)   "Ummm... I might have had a stroke but I can hear you talking about my body parts for organ donation"   (thelocal.se) divider line 41
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2014-04-03 02:42:57 PM
Luckily, he was able to see another doctor, who upgraded his condition to "alive".
 
2014-04-03 02:55:26 PM

xenophon10k: Luckily, he was able to see another doctor, who upgraded his condition to "alive".


Shelbyville?
 
2014-04-03 04:08:35 PM
"forget the oxygen!  we got that spleen we've been looking for!"
 
2014-04-03 04:27:13 PM
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2014-04-03 04:29:18 PM
Schrodinger's Swede is dead.
Schrodinger's Swede is alive.
 
2014-04-03 04:30:59 PM
blogs.mccombs.utexas.edu
 
2014-04-03 04:32:25 PM
I'm an organ donor.  If I snuff it, part me out like ruined Buick.  I won't care.  There won't be an I to care.
 
2014-04-03 04:32:51 PM
Thanks Obama.....
 
2014-04-03 04:32:53 PM
Like the Good Book says, ashes to ashes, dust to Duke's.
 
2014-04-03 04:34:04 PM
These are not the lungs you're looking for.

content8.flixster.com
 
2014-04-03 04:35:39 PM
Sounds like a bad movie on USA at 10am

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-03 04:35:53 PM
"We're here for the liver."
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2014-04-03 04:38:30 PM
best to have a stroke where you can talk !!!

/been there, done that.
 
2014-04-03 04:39:27 PM

Cpl.D: I'm an organ donor.  If I snuff it, part me out like ruined Buick.  I won't care.  There won't be an I to care.


I'm not an organ donor because when I die there won't be any usable parts left.

/going out in a bloody smear like I came in
 
2014-04-03 04:39:29 PM

Cpl.D: I'm an organ donor.  If I snuff it, part me out like ruined Buick.  I won't care.  There won't be an I to care.


This guy hadn't snuffed it.

Don't worry libs, Americans that have been death paneled can't vote.
 
2014-04-03 04:43:22 PM
WTF story in the side bar(?)
 
2014-04-03 04:43:47 PM

SlothB77: Cpl.D: I'm an organ donor.  If I snuff it, part me out like ruined Buick.  I won't care.  There won't be an I to care.

This guy hadn't snuffed it.

Don't worry libs, Americans that have been death paneled can't vote.


Tell that to the voter fraud
 
2014-04-03 04:47:52 PM
Yes, prematurely talking about organ donation is bad.  But, my main worry here is this hospital only has two doctors on staff who can read a brain scan...and out of those two, one of them is incompetent.
 
2014-04-03 04:48:10 PM
I'm giving up a kidney this spring.

I think I'm going to write all over my torso with a sharpie beforehand  "LEFT KIDNEY! NOT the heart. NOT the lungs. NOT the liver. LEFT KIDNEY!!"

Or maybe I should get tattooed like this:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-03 04:49:21 PM
Maybe it's been a while since I've heard it, but I remember lots of drums and guitar in The Stroke, but no organ.
 
2014-04-03 04:50:41 PM
I had a stroke this morning at work. I did it before anyone else got here though, so it's cool.
 
2014-04-03 04:52:43 PM
I feel for the guy, but it's obviously pretty tempting, all those juicy, delicious organs.
 
2014-04-03 04:55:30 PM
Sounds like an episode of "The Kingdom"

/Danske scum!
 
2014-04-03 04:59:10 PM

jaytkay: I'm giving up a kidney this spring.

I think I'm going to write all over my torso with a sharpie beforehand  "LEFT KIDNEY! NOT the heart. NOT the lungs. NOT the liver. LEFT KIDNEY!!"

Or maybe I should get tattooed like this:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x398]


Your left?  My left?

Be specific, you might lose them both that way.
 
2014-04-03 05:02:29 PM
My brother had a stroke barely a month ago.  It wasn't minutes after we found he'd survive that I put dibs on his liver.
 
2014-04-03 05:02:34 PM

jaytkay: I'm giving up a kidney this spring.

I think I'm going to write all over my torso with a sharpie beforehand  "LEFT KIDNEY! NOT the heart. NOT the lungs. NOT the liver. LEFT KIDNEY!!"

Or maybe I should get tattooed like this:


Why are you shortening your life by a couple years?
 
2014-04-03 05:03:33 PM

jaytkay: I'm giving up a kidney this spring.

I think I'm going to write all over my torso with a sharpie beforehand  "LEFT KIDNEY! NOT the heart. NOT the lungs. NOT the liver. LEFT KIDNEY!!"

Or maybe I should get tattooed like this:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x398]


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// in case you can't see it - House was in danger of needing a leg amputated, so he wrote "NOT THIS LEG" on his "good" leg
// and then Selma Blair wrote "NOT THIS LEG, EITHER" on the other one after they decided against prophylactic amputation
 
2014-04-03 05:06:30 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: [download.ultradownloads.com.br image 850x478]


Please tell me who the artist is or where you found that. That's great.
 
2014-04-03 05:08:15 PM
Couple of things.

1. Don't count people out of the game too fast. It can take time for brain injuries and issues to heal.

2. STEP OUT OF THE FARKING ROOM if you're going to have such discussions.

Good lawd.
 
2014-04-03 05:10:53 PM
After doctors had examined brain scans, they informed his family that there was nothing they could do.

Was one of them this guy?

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GBB [TotalFark]
2014-04-03 05:12:14 PM
yourveganneighbor.files.wordpress.com
"Meh, I've seen worse.  Bring him in."
 
2014-04-03 05:13:31 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: WTF story in the side bar(?)


With a picture of a farmer smiling at cows. Perfect.
 
2014-04-03 05:15:23 PM
Was he in autopsy room 5?
 
2014-04-03 05:34:12 PM

Dr Dreidel: he wrote "NOT THIS LEG" on his "good" leg


It would be really easy to accidentally drape a cloth over the word "NOT":
 
2014-04-03 06:30:04 PM
You can have my rectum and my anus. That's it!
 
2014-04-03 06:39:35 PM

Watubi: Yes, prematurely talking about organ donation is bad.  But, my main worry here is this hospital only has two doctors on staff who can read a brain scan...and out of those two, one of them is incompetent.


Exactly.  The fact that the doctor who thought he was a goner recommended organ donation is not the primary issue although they should have at least left the room.
 
2014-04-03 08:16:02 PM
I'm sure Larry Niven would be amused.
 
2014-04-03 09:22:05 PM

Fano: Was he in autopsy room 5?


Robin Cook sees what you did there.

That book alone is why there is a N on my driver's license next to organ donor.
 
2014-04-03 10:01:39 PM
Awfully eager to part him out. Rich in need of organs?
 
2014-04-04 08:30:47 AM

Dr Dreidel: // and then Selma Blair wrote "NOT THIS LEG, EITHER" on the other one after they decided against prophylactic amputation


Jesus, I just pull the condom off when I am done. That seems harsh.
 
2014-04-04 09:28:15 AM

phenn: Rev. Skarekroe: [download.ultradownloads.com.br image 850x478]

Please tell me who the artist is or where you found that. That's great.


I just did a GIS for Tio Salamco.  It was way more dramatic than any of the actual photos.
 
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