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(NYPost)   Spring break used to be fun until rich single guys in their 30s and 40s started crashing it. "If you have to fly down to Mexico to find women, you're not that good at picking up women in general"   (nypost.com ) divider line 116
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2014-04-03 04:10:58 PM  
media.meltybuzz.fr

Older men hitting on younger girls... doing it wrong.
 
2014-04-03 04:14:27 PM  
The Fort Lauderdale high school student says she and her college-age sister have been hit on mercilessly by spring vultures, including a 30-year-old prancing around in his outdated college paraphernalia.
"It's perverted," says Strum. "If you're hitting on a junior in high school and you're a 28-year-old, you need to re-evaluate something," she says.


Uhh...
 
2014-04-03 04:54:54 PM  
"If you have to fly down to Mexico to find women, you're not that good at picking up women in general"

OK, so now that we understand each other, back off.
 
2014-04-03 05:09:45 PM  
I'm pretty sure the allure isn't picking up women in general, but rather picking up really young and exciting women you can be pretty certain you'll never see again.
 
2014-04-03 05:17:02 PM  
Yeeaaahhhhhh...that's kinda creepy.
 
2014-04-03 05:20:20 PM  
Just to be clear, young ladies.  I'm too old for you.  But you're not too young for me.
 
2014-04-03 05:22:07 PM  
Last year I went to Rosarito for a friend's bachelor party.  It happened to be during Spring Break.  There were hundreds of high school and college age girls there getting drunk.  I'm 40.  I felt very, very old and really just hoped to find a mom or two to hit on.

/not so CSB
 
2014-04-03 05:31:02 PM  
Take it from a creepy old guy, that's pretty creepy.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-03 05:35:47 PM  
I'm not that good at picking up women.

Is chloroform legal in Mexico?

/DNRTFA
 
2014-04-03 05:44:30 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: The Fort Lauderdale high school student says she and her college-age sister have been hit on mercilessly by spring vultures, including a 30-year-old prancing around in his outdated college paraphernalia.
"It's perverted," says Strum. "If you're hitting on a junior in high school and you're a 28-year-old, you need to re-evaluate something," she says.

Uhh...


Only two types are saying this:

1. Fugly or fat 16-25 year old female who are mad that the good looking girls get all the action

2. Males in the 16-25 year old range who are partying on mommy and/or daddy's dime and can't compete with the disposable income of the "creeps" that get all the action by paying for everything a good looking girl wants on Spring Break.

It works itself out though. The first category become nuns or switch teams and the second category become the creeps in a decade or two.

/DNRFA
 
2014-04-03 05:50:49 PM  
That's what I like about these high school college girls; I get older, they stay the same age.
 
2014-04-03 06:02:27 PM  
Of course older women are going down to spring break too. When they do it it's rebellious and sexy.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-03 06:25:15 PM  
I never really did the classic "spring break" thing when I was in college because I was generally working and pretty much impoverished.  There have been two times in my life that I made the mistake of being in a spring break location when spring breakers were actually there (Cancun, Mexico and Palm Springs) all I could think was "these children are really fooking annoying."  Do you really have to yell WWOOOOOOOOOOOO as a preface to every time you take a drink of alcohol?

I left Cancun as quickly as I could get on a bus and went to Tulum, which at least at that time was relatively tranquil and lovely.
 
2014-04-03 06:26:50 PM  
Not sure why they get a thrill from this. Sure there is sex but it's kind of like playing baseball against the girl scouts.
 
2014-04-03 06:59:15 PM  
Why can't women have sex with lots of random guys without attracting lots of random guys who want sex?
 
2014-04-03 07:21:17 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-04-03 07:24:25 PM  
Why y'all actin' spicious?
24.media.tumblr.com
Spring break fo'ever.
 
2014-04-03 07:24:38 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [i.chzbgr.com image 499x386]


3.bp.blogspot.com

Reminds me of this guy.
 
2014-04-03 07:25:46 PM  
You gotta capture a tortoise before you can capture a hare...
/or something
//I still wouldn't hit on em
/// they still squeal at that age
/// nevermind...
 
2014-04-03 07:26:21 PM  
I wonder how many of them actually hook up with a high school/college girl or just some prostitute who plays the part well.
 
2014-04-03 07:26:44 PM  
i.imgur.com

/oblig.
 
2014-04-03 07:30:38 PM  
Guilty as charged.

/guy who can play the pick-up game = rapist
//guy who can't play the pick-up game = loser
///at least I'm still staying out of jail
 
2014-04-03 07:31:27 PM  
Meh.  The smart money for guys that age is to troll for aging and lonely women, online.  Widows and divorcees, with lots of geezer money to burn.  Find them on websites like geezermatch.com.  Or um, so I've heard.

/from um, "Cousin" Vinnie in Ft. Lauderdale with the white shoes, and gold chain
 
2014-04-03 07:31:38 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Of course older women are going down to spring break too. When they do it it's rebellious and sexy.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x334]


I'm amazed that, still at age 30, I get funny looks on older women.

Maybe it's the elephantiasis.

/I once actually had my fun in Spring Break
//Sort of... In Puerto Peñasco
///I did drank a lot and did hurt my knee real bad, but I never had sex
 
2014-04-03 07:33:03 PM  
Sounds like fun, but my wife will be pissed when I get home.
 
2014-04-03 07:33:38 PM  
Spring Break is so iconic.
 
2014-04-03 07:36:00 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Of course older women are going down to spring break too. When they do it it's rebellious and sexy.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x334]


Ok. You have a point. Woman:Man::Cougar:Creep.
 
2014-04-03 07:39:00 PM  
30+ year old guy hitting on you = gross
30+ year old guy who has a boat nearby = party time

pretty much sums up what I observed during spring breaks
 
2014-04-03 07:42:03 PM  
Subby sounds jealous. If I were rich and single I'd go down there to nail some slutty co-eds. I'd get top shelf pussy you could only dream of.
 
2014-04-03 07:42:07 PM  

Watubi: 30+ year old guy hitting on you = gross
30+ year old guy who has a boat nearby = party time

pretty much sums up what I observed during spring breaks


30+year old guy who has a boat with a helipad?.
 
2014-04-03 07:42:20 PM  
i thought 40 was the new 28!
 
2014-04-03 07:43:27 PM  
Having spent around 8 years cumulatively in Mexico, I have to say, the last thing I want to do is bang some American college girl.
Mexican girls are much hotter and a lot more fun.
 
2014-04-03 07:45:55 PM  

CygnusDarius: Watubi: 30+ year old guy hitting on you = gross
30+ year old guy who has a boat nearby = party time

pretty much sums up what I observed during spring breaks

30+year old guy who has a boat with a helipad?.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-03 07:46:54 PM  
Im not like any other teenager, Im 47.
 
2014-04-03 07:50:30 PM  
"It's perverted," says Strum. "If you're hitting on a junior in high school and you're a 28-year-old, you need to re-evaluate something," she says.

If you're a junior in high school and you're in a position to get hit on by a 28-year-old on spring break, your parents need to reevaluate something.
 
2014-04-03 07:51:15 PM  

MorteDiem: Having spent around 8 years cumulatively in Mexico, I have to say, the last thing I want to do is bang some American college girl.


On the list of people to bang, I'd have to say some random 100+ year old guy would be last on my list.  But, if some American college girl is last on yours, more power to ya.
 
2014-04-03 07:52:58 PM  
Got no interest in the younger crowd. I like women with some miles on them. And married, preferably.
 
2014-04-03 07:53:22 PM  

abhorrent1: Subby sounds jealous. If I were rich and single I'd go down there to nail some slutty co-eds. I'd get top shelf pussy you could only dream of.


You sound frat.
 
2014-04-03 07:55:02 PM  
I can see someone going to Cancun during spring break time as being a creep, but Miami? A fairly major city that's pretty frigging expensive in the prime area?  And with WMC going on that time of year?

Hell, there's no way I could have afforded that in college.  You'd have to have loaded parents funding a trip to manage that one.  Even Cancun for spring break is considerably cheaper despite the flight cost.
 
2014-04-03 07:55:42 PM  

Hoopy Frood: "It's perverted," says Strum. "If you're hitting on a junior in high school and you're a 28-year-old, you need to re-evaluate something," she says.

If you're a junior in high school and you're in a position to get hit on by a 28-year-old on spring break, your parents need to reevaluate something.


If my reading comprehension hasn't failed me it sounded like she was a local.
 
2014-04-03 07:56:41 PM  

Hoopy Frood: "It's perverted," says Strum. "If you're hitting on a junior in high school and you're a 28-year-old, you need to re-evaluate something," she says.

If you're a junior in high school and you're in a position to get hit on by a 28-year-old on spring break, your parents need to reevaluate something.


My thought too.

This adult male hit in me when I snuck into a bar! What's wrong with him!
 
2014-04-03 07:58:07 PM  

brap: Do you really have to yell WWOOOOOOOOOOOO as a preface to every time you take a drink of alcohol?


Man, I hate that...
 
2014-04-03 08:00:47 PM  

The Guitar Solo from Ride the Lightning: abhorrent1: Subby sounds jealous. If I were rich and single I'd go down there to nail some slutty co-eds. I'd get top shelf pussy you could only dream of.

You sound frat.


Nope. Just married and poor.
 
2014-04-03 08:01:06 PM  
If i were single I think id go to Columbia for a while and find a wife there.
 
2014-04-03 08:02:42 PM  
1954: Black man hitting on white woman - "Oooh how gross! Disgusting! You pervert!"

1974: Gay man hitting on another man -  "Oooh how gross! Disgusting! You pervert."

2014: Older man hitting on younger woman - "Oooh how gross! Disgusting! You pervert."
 
2014-04-03 08:07:24 PM  
"If you have to fly down to Mexico to find women, you're not that good at picking up women in general"

There's no 'have-to' about it.  It's a college-girls-making-poor-decisions, fish-in-a-barrel thing.  No one HAS to go hunting in Africa, yet they do.
 
2014-04-03 08:08:11 PM  

GQueue: I can see someone going to Cancun during spring break time as being a creep, but Miami? A fairly major city that's pretty frigging expensive in the prime area?  And with WMC going on that time of year?

Hell, there's no way I could have afforded that in college.  You'd have to have loaded parents funding a trip to manage that one.  Even Cancun for spring break is considerably cheaper despite the flight cost.


Funny enough, Cancun was expensive for me in college, but it was cheaper to go to the local beaches and get wasted, maybe even get into a fight.

/Then again, I live in Mexico
//So I guess the joke's on me?
 
2014-04-03 08:13:18 PM  
FTFA: After one night of clubbing, the former football player brought home a college sophomore who, he says, was in awe of his sprawling digs.
"She probably has a bunk bed and a roommate and a desk and wooden chair. She was clearly impressed." For Joaquin, his age - and experience - has only worked to his advantage while hitting the college vacay circuit. "My angle was, this is what it is. I'm 10 years older than you, but guess what, I like to drink and party, too. You want to go drink Bud Lights or you want to go drink Champagne?"


Ugh... these guys are the epitome of douche, but this is far from new. Spring Break of 1986 in Daytona my friends and I kept running into this group of 4 or 5 balding, sunburned old dudes playing this same game: ordering flashy bottle service bullsh#t in every bar, hooting and hollering at women constantly, just obviously trying to get something started all the time.

How emotionally stunted do you have to be for this to not feel desperate?
 
2014-04-03 08:15:47 PM  

Alien Robot: 1954: Black man hitting on white woman - "Oooh how gross! Disgusting! You pervert!"

1974: Gay man hitting on another man -  "Oooh how gross! Disgusting! You pervert."

2014: Older man hitting on younger woman - "Oooh how gross! Disgusting! You pervert."


The more things change the more they stay the same.
 
2014-04-03 08:19:23 PM  
If it seems stupid but it works, it's not stupid.
 
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