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(Washington Post)   Obama offers half a sandwich, and then wants that half sandwich back. This is not a metaphor   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 224
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-03 02:09:55 PM  
And America is left holding the pickle.

That is a metaphor, but I don't know for what.
 
2014-04-03 02:13:10 PM  
So that means Sarah Palin now owns Subway.
 
2014-04-03 02:22:24 PM  
www.zingermansdeli.com

www.davart.net

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2014-04-03 02:30:06 PM  
Faux Nuze reports trouble with the Obama marriage as Michelle won't go into the kitchen and make her man a sammich.
 
2014-04-03 02:30:28 PM  
So does this mean it's been zero days since the Obama administration's last pickle incident?
 
2014-04-03 02:31:57 PM  
WTF did I just read?
 
2014-04-03 02:33:08 PM  
So the moral of the story is, if you're traveling with Obama and he offers you half of his sandwich, don't eat it until he's done with his half, and then see if he'd like the other half of the sandwich. And then just eat your potato chips in the back of the bus, silently weeping to yourself.
 
2014-04-03 02:34:56 PM  

Lando Lincoln: So the moral of the story is, if you're traveling with Obama and he offers you half of his sandwich, don't eat it until he's done with his half, and then see if he'd like the other half of the sandwich. And then just eat your potato chips in the back of the bus, silently weeping to yourself.


I thought the moral was eat it, because fark you, I got mine.
 
2014-04-03 02:35:26 PM  
This has all the makings of a great Hope n' Change cartoon. With a three paragraph explanation down below it.
 
2014-04-03 02:37:13 PM  
"Obama then reenacted the orgasm scene from 'When Harry met Sally'"
 
2014-04-03 02:57:45 PM  
I think the controversy here is it being called a reuben.

My dumbass fellow Mainers call subs Italians.

But seriously, its a Sub, or Submarine Sandwich.

And its called Soda. Its not pop, its soda.
 
2014-04-03 03:10:03 PM  
Obama orders whole sandwich and wastes half just like your tax dollars.
 
2014-04-03 03:14:11 PM  
Thanks Washington Post for keeping me informed.
 
2014-04-03 03:17:06 PM  
You gonna eat that?
 
2014-04-03 03:17:41 PM  

cman: I think the controversy here is it being called a reuben.

My dumbass fellow Mainers call subs Italians.

But seriously, its a Sub, or Submarine Sandwich.

And its called Soda. Its not pop, its soda.


Corned beef and sauerkraut is traditionally known as a Reuben.

/I should know.  I'm a professional sandwich eater.
 
2014-04-03 03:18:02 PM  
I bet he put FANCY MUSTARD on that Reuben.  REAL AMERICANS put ketchup on their reubens.
 
2014-04-03 03:18:30 PM  
iodits.

Do I have to draw yo a picture?  America is the sandwhich.  Jesus is the pickle.

I don't think it gets any clearer than that.
 
2014-04-03 03:18:38 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Obama orders whole sandwich and wastes half just like your tax dollars.


Well, he could have done the Republican thing and paid three times its' worth and then thrown the whole thing away.
 
2014-04-03 03:18:56 PM  
Oblig:

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2014-04-03 03:21:38 PM  
 His philosophy is share the kraut
 
2014-04-03 03:21:57 PM  
Sounds like he's a reneger.
 
2014-04-03 03:22:16 PM  
The comments...wow.
 
2014-04-03 03:22:22 PM  
I heard that Obozo found out that there was Russian dressing on that Reuben so he surrendered to the sandwich so now the sandwich is President and Obama has to wear a T-Shirt that says "Where's the Beef" on the front and says "In the Shower" on the back.
 
2014-04-03 03:22:28 PM  

PainInTheASP: cman: I think the controversy here is it being called a reuben.

My dumbass fellow Mainers call subs Italians.

But seriously, its a Sub, or Submarine Sandwich.

And its called Soda. Its not pop, its soda.

Corned beef and sauerkraut is traditionally known as a Reuben.

/I should know.  I'm a professional sandwich eater.


Seriously, who doesn't know what a Reuben is?  Is it called a "Jew York Melt" in flyover country?
 
2014-04-03 03:22:36 PM  

WTFDYW: WTF did I just read?


He said it was so big, he gave half of it away. But then it was REALLY good, so he wanted his half back. But he couldn't get it back because the lady already ate it (because it was so good) so he stole her pickle.

Which I'm sure is going to be turned into some kind metaphor for how he us treating the poor oppressed rich people or something.
 
2014-04-03 03:22:37 PM  
History's greatest monster.
 
2014-04-03 03:23:33 PM  
Classic LIEbral:
latimesblogs.latimes.com
 
2014-04-03 03:24:51 PM  

Sybarite:


I literally laughed out loud!
 
2014-04-03 03:25:28 PM  
"I stopped for two reasons. The first is, the reuben is killer. So I ordered like the small, and it didn't look that small. So I gave half to Valerie Jarrett who's traveling with us. And then after I finished the half, I wanted the halfback. But it was too late. All she had left was the pickle. So I took the pickle."-Obama

www.globalnerdy.com
 
2014-04-03 03:25:33 PM  

Kevin Lomax: Sounds like he's a reneger.


hey now!
 
2014-04-03 03:25:37 PM  
I'm glad we didn't get this level of reporting during the Clinton Administration.

//Bill ain't giving anyone half a perfectly good sammich.
 
2014-04-03 03:25:51 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: WTFDYW: WTF did I just read?

He said it was so big, he gave half of it away. But then it was REALLY good, so he wanted his half back. But he couldn't get it back because the lady already ate it (because it was so good) so he stole her pickle.

Which I'm sure is going to be turned into some kind metaphor for how he us treating the poor oppressed rich people or something.


I know what it said. It was just written like a third grader would write a short article.
 
2014-04-03 03:26:18 PM  
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lmfao conservatives are stupid
 
2014-04-03 03:27:34 PM  
So a black man gets a free sandwhich and happly shares it.  Later he realizes that he wanted all the sandwich and gets in front of a large crowd and complains that "The Man" took all his sandwich?
 
2014-04-03 03:28:14 PM  
I did my postdoctoral work at UM in Ann Arbor.  I really miss Zingerman's reubens.
 
2014-04-03 03:28:31 PM  
I heard that Obama looked at the folds of bright red corned beef and it reminded him of Moochelle and since he's gay he ordered a corn dog instead and Biden is still eating the corned beef and making jokes about how he hasn't eaten folds of beef this good since that '83 Loverboy show at the Capitol Centre in Landover.
 
2014-04-03 03:28:58 PM  
I don't blame him in the least. Zingerman's is farking awesome.
 
2014-04-03 03:29:53 PM  

Lando Lincoln: So that means Sarah Palin now owns Subway.


Are you kidding?  Sarah would NEVER set foot in a restaurant named after communist public transportation!
 
2014-04-03 03:29:56 PM  

tricycleracer: PainInTheASP: cman: I think the controversy here is it being called a reuben.

My dumbass fellow Mainers call subs Italians.

But seriously, its a Sub, or Submarine Sandwich.

And its called Soda. Its not pop, its soda.

Corned beef and sauerkraut is traditionally known as a Reuben.

/I should know.  I'm a professional sandwich eater.

Seriously, who doesn't know what a Reuben is?  Is it called a "Jew York Melt" in flyover country?


Speaking for Oklahoma, a Reuben here is corned beef and sauerkraut on rye. Sometimes it's served with swiss cheese. Always with brown mustard.
 
2014-04-03 03:29:57 PM  
How dare he act like a human being!!!!  Impeach!
 
2014-04-03 03:29:57 PM  
Poutine wouldn't have given half his sandwich, he'd have eaten it all, removed his shirt and then stole someone else's half and tell them it was for their own good.
 
2014-04-03 03:30:14 PM  
If your like your sandwich you can keep it. No one's going to take that away from you. But if you try to give everyone a sandwich, you might find that it's no longer available when you want it.
 
2014-04-03 03:30:51 PM  

Gonz: I'm glad we didn't get this level of reporting during the Clinton Administration.

//Bill ain't giving anyone half a perfectly good sammich.


Why not? He seemed pretty generous with his cigars.

/confused
 
2014-04-03 03:31:31 PM  
What the heck is a 'Che Che' spin salad? It's not on Zingerman's menu. Anybody have a clue?
 
2014-04-03 03:31:42 PM  
That MONSTER!

/ I've had plenty of girlfriends who pull the "I'll split this with you" crap and then get hungry later.
 
2014-04-03 03:32:25 PM  
The Reuben is an iconic sandwich.
 
2014-04-03 03:32:30 PM  

lennavan: lmfao conservatives are stupid


That's being too nice.  Conservatives are mentally defective.
 
2014-04-03 03:33:02 PM  

acad1228: tricycleracer: PainInTheASP: cman: I think the controversy here is it being called a reuben.

My dumbass fellow Mainers call subs Italians.

But seriously, its a Sub, or Submarine Sandwich.

And its called Soda. Its not pop, its soda.

Corned beef and sauerkraut is traditionally known as a Reuben.

/I should know.  I'm a professional sandwich eater.

Seriously, who doesn't know what a Reuben is?  Is it called a "Jew York Melt" in flyover country?

Speaking for Oklahoma, a Reuben here is corned beef and sauerkraut on rye. Sometimes it's served with swiss cheese. Always with brown mustard.


Put slaw instead of sauerkraut and you've got a Rachel.

/Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
 
2014-04-03 03:33:16 PM  

Kevin Lomax: Sounds like he's a reneger.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-03 03:33:44 PM  
I could see Breitbart having a meltdown if he ate a Cuban sandwich.
 
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